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Chapter 46: Elf Off

Mineta sighed as class end, it had nearly been a couple months since his transformation. He just wanted to be human again…

Once it was over, he ran followed Star.

"Star!" he called out.

"Oh hey Mineta.." said Star rather awkwardly.

"Have you figure out a spell to turn me back human yet?" asked Mineta.

Star groaned… she didn't want to turn him back after all.

But right now she had an excuse..

"Are you serious?" asked Star.

"What?" asked Mineta.

Star groaned.

"My wand it broken…" said Star, "It's been going crazy half the time I use it."

"Oh come one!" yelled Mineta.

'Sorry but I could turn you into something more horrible than an elf." Said Star.

Mineta paled a little at that thought.

Though part of him had realized something…

It also felt like an excuse.

"IS that really the reason?" asked Mineta .

"OF course it is." Said Star.

Mineta stared at Star.

"Star come on!" said Ochaco.

"Coming!" called out Star and ran towards her friends.

She then whispered to Ochaco .

"Thanks for the save."

"No problem." Replied Ochaco.

Of course they went to Star's place so she could practice some magic to make sure the wand was working.

However she didn't know what Mineta had followed the friends.

And of course he decided to listen into any conversation that Star could be having.

"What did Mineta want to talk about?" asked Izuku coming up with a conversation.

A very unluckily timed conversation…

"Oh you know the usual." Said Star.

"What's the usual?" asked Shoto genuinely confused.

"Did you forget I turned him into an elf?" asked Star.

"Oh I didn't know that…" said Shoto.

"How?" asked Ochaco.

"You really din 't know?" asked Tenya.

"No I wasn't paying attention at the start of the year." Said Shoto.

"Todoroki! You should pay attention if your classmate changes specifics." Scolded Tenya.

"Well considering everything I'm not surprised you never noticed." Said Star .

"Are you going to change him back?" asked Shoto.

"No way!" said Star.

"Why?" asked Shoto.

"He's such a little pervert." Muttered Star.

"Oh…" said Shoto.

"Are you serious!" yelled Mineta calming through the window.

"Uh…" said Star, "I was totally lying!"

"Really? I'm not an idiot…' said Mineta.

Star groaned at that.

"Fine! I wasn't planning turning you back!" said Star.

"Why!" yelled Mineta.

"Come on does she really have to answer?" asked Ochaco.

"You're such a creep!" said Star, "You constantly harass everyone in class!"

'That doesn't mean I should stay an elf!" said Mineta, "I don't want to be like this forever!"

"Do you even know about elves?" asked Glossaryck who of course was there.

That stopped the conversation.

"I mean you should have seen some real stuff about elves if you were turned into one…" said Glossaryck.

"No I don't know anything." Said Mineta.

"I don't either." Said Star.

"He does have better aim as an elf than a human so he does have a point."

"Then go find out about then." Said Glossaryck, "We can just do a lesson another day."

"Seriously?" asked Star, "Are you up to something?"

"You should just learn more." Said Glossaryck.

"I think he has a tv show he want to watch." Whispered Ochaco.

"That… that actually makes way too much sense." said Tenya.

"Just find a place to find about elves… it will be fine." Said Glossaryck.

"Fine…" said Star.

She took out the dimensional scissors.

She opened up a portal and the five student went through it.

Glossaryck meanwhile put on a TV and took out a large tub of frozen pudding from somewhere.

With Star, Mineta, Izuku, Ochaco, Tenya and Shoto…

"Welcome to the Dimension of Wonder and Amazement." Said Star, "A place filed with the most wonders and weird items in the universe!"

"So one of those tourist museums of the weird." Said Ochaco.

"Yeah, pretty much." Said Star.

There was a location nearby that was "Elves: Facts among myths."

Tenya knew that Star had to learn too and dragged the two to the exhibit.

"Want to go explore." Said Ochaco.

"Okay!" said Izuku.

Shoto just shrugged.

The three went to explore.

Meanwhile they found the exhibit.

They found it was something asking to a museum with buttons revealing certain things.

They pressed one of the buttons and a spider came down and narrated to them.

"Elves are one the few beings in the universe that their life span is rarely unknown…" said the spider narrator.

"What?" asked Mineta.

"No only that but their gang is known to be quite slow…" said the spider narrator.

"Wait.. if my aging is slow and they live a really long time." Said Mineta, "Did you turn me into a little kid?"

"Oh man! I think I did!" said Star.

Tenya wasn't sure what else to say from that.

Meanwhile with Izuku, Ochaco and Shoto, they were exploring and saw quite a few cool things.

However they got a what should have been a sealed tanks but there was broken pane of glass near it.

But the worse things possible was a sign above "The universe's most deadliest creature."

"Oh that's not food." Said Ochaco.

"How long do you think it's been broken out?" asked Izuku.

They noticed a trail of blue socks.

"We don't know how old these are but we need to be careful." Said Shoto.

Back with Star, Mineta and Tenya they went to the next exhibit.

They pressed the button.

"Elves are known for having the best aim in the universe, if they have a target whatever projectiles they sim will hit their target 99.9999930801 percent of the time." Said the spider narrator.

All three of them just shrugged.

"A lot better than I thought…" said Star.

"We figured that part out." Said Mineta.

"That number is very strange." Said Tenya.

"Still nearly impossible that I'd miss." Said Mineta.

Meanwhile with Izuku, Ochaco and Shoto, they counited to explore and were on edge.

That was when there was a noise…

They were all on guard.

"It's here." Said Shoto.

Back at the exbibit…

"Elves are said to be the most attractive and beautiful beings in the universe… and…" said the spider narrator.

"REALLY!" said Mineta, "I'm going to be hot!"

"Yes… though considering your age it's going to take a couple decades…" said the spider narrator.

"Yeah… don't care." Said Mineta.

Back with Izuku, Ochaco and Shoto.

"Midoriya… you should go and get Star…" said Shoto.

"Are you sure…" said Izuku.

Shoto nodded.

Izuku looked at Ochaco.

"We don't know what it is." Said Ochaco realizing she might not be good against fighting it either.

Izuku started to carry her away whole Shoto prepared for whatever it was…

Back in the exhibit…

"Elves are immune to most known poisons, curses and getting their souls sucked out." Said the spider narrator.

However that was when Izuku and Ochaco arrived.

"Guys!" said Ochaco.

"What's wrong?" asked Izuku.

"The universe's most deadliest creature is loose." Said Izuku.

They all got worried.

"Todoroki is fighting it but we don't know what is going on." Said Ochaco.

"We need to go." Said Izuku.

"I think I learned enough!" said Mineta quite happy.

They went to go help Shoto with whatever was the universe's deadliest creature.

However what they found was very unexpected…

They looked to see Shoto standing in front of a burning pile of yarn.

"I killed it." Said Shoto.

"What… how?" asked Star.

"It was made of yean." Said Shoto.

"Oh… that… makes way too much sense." Said Star.

Shoto nodded.

They looked at the burning mass of yarn.

"We should leave." Said Star.

"Good idea." Said Ochaco.

They got back to Star's castle.

"So… what did you learn?" asked Izuku.

"That I've been pretty much de-aged and I'm going to live for a really long time and grow up to be incredibly hot." Said Mineta.

"So you're going stay an elf…" said Ochaco.

"Oh yeah!" said Mineta, "And you better not turn me back human."

Star just sighed.

Mineta practically skipped out of the castle.

"You know…" said Tenya, "If you found about elves before he could you could have turned him back and it would have been more of a punishment."

"I know…" sighed Star.

"Great now he's going to outlive us all and be hot." Said Ochaco.

"I know!" said Stare again.

"You know you brought it on yourselves." Said Shoto.

Both girls groaned.

And indeed, Mineta learned how being an elf was awesome. Much to Star and the other girl's chagrins…

She should have learned how to turn him back to being with, but oh well…

Next Time: Star has a sleep over for the girls of her class... and Pony Head. What happens when Pony Head bring a party game that could spell doom? Find out next time!