Alright, so... obviously, I'm a big old trolly trollfic writer, with a large club and regeneration and everything. I'm sure most people who read any my stories have figure that out. I say this because I've been thinking about a lot of things. and I originally started writing this crap for several reasons.

1. I find it funny. I find the sillypantsy nonsense funny. I don't know why, that's just where my sense of humor is I suppose. humor is subjective, as they say, so it's not like having an inane sense of humor is invalid or anything. Yet I sometimes worry that it makes me stupid that I'm more likely to laugh at the idea of "King Jorge the thard" having "3 asses" than something more phosisticated.

2. Well... with how popular my immortal and it's like was, and still is... I honestly thought this would be more popular. I thought if I made the same mistakes I do in my normal attempts at writing dialed up to 11, people would not only jump to correct it, but be less gentle about it. I wanted constructive criticism. I didn't really get it though, aside from a rare few nobody seemed to care.

3. I hoped someone would read it on youtube, because I find those readings hilarious as well. and some people did. Kassie Boyd, aka Kleb Katt, on youtube read Link Goes to Hogwarts at someone named Jon/Jonn/John Tro (Not sure which way it's spelled.) on 's request. DarknesstheCurse, who I was quite fond of even before read my silly trollfic, Link Fights for Women's Rights. and FridayNightFanfiction read both Link Fights for Women's Rights and The Greatest Challenge. I was so incredibly happy that they read those! and I hope against hope that more readings show up eventually! hintedy hint ;) although for some reason kleb katt seemed to think I thought I was being clever. lol. I was just intentionally being a silly head.

a couple of people told me they did dramatic readings in reviews and messages which was unnecessary because I kept searching youtube for the titles hoping someone had read them, so I knew. But I appreciate the thought anyway.

I did have one reviewer in Link Fights for Women's Rights who thought I was making fun of feminism... some people commenting on DarknessTheCurse's video seemed to think so as well. honestly, all these trollfics were largely stream of consciousness, so I wasn't really attacking anything, nor were they meant to push any particular views, at least not intentionally. I actually lean toward intersectional feminism in thought. I do have some hangups about religious fanaticism, though. Particularly christian fanaticism, especially where it insists on attacking gay and trans people.

I say all this because it has become clear that the character of Nonbendo has to evolve. I'm not entirely sure in what direction, because I made this account to be a trollfic account. I have a main account whose stories actually seem to be more popular. I'm not saying the name of it. I was expecting my immortalesque trollfics to do a lot better, but maybe I'm better at good writing than I thought. Or just not that great at bad writing.

Bad writing is more funnier though. At least to me. :(

Anyway, WE GOTS A FANFUCK TO FINISH DO NOT WE?!

DISCLAIMEROO: I DON'T OWN ROGBOTNIK THE HEDGEBOG!

Robotnik and Brooke went on into the thing wisely. The jock hivemind screamed "HOW COULD YOU GET THIS FAR!"

"BECAUSE I'M VERY SMART! AND BEING SMART IS WHAT HUMANS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SO I'M THE PINNACLE OF HUMANITY BECAUSE I'M INCREDIBLY SMART!" shouted robotnik like mad.

"NO! the point of humanity is to bind together, like stupid, pathetic, worthless ants, if you get enough of them working together, they can create things that are kind of impressive sometimes at the unfortunate expense of everyone in said group being slaves to everyone else in that group! slaves without a master! Not just have one big smart guy! by uniting the tiny brained almost intelligence of all jocks in one place, We, the Jock Hivemind, have become the pinnacle of humanity! We, the Jock Hivemind, are the secret to the success and evolved future of humanity."

"THAT'S HORRIBLE AND DISGUSTING, SEWING PEOPLE'S BRAINS TOGETHER LIKE SOME FRANKENSTEIN OF THE MIND!"

"Yeah, that's defiantly true, being the big sanguine sea that a buncha lesser minds are swimming around in kinda sucks honestly, but sometimes you have to do disturbing things to be the best you can be even though tbh that's not very good with humanatee! THERE'S NO I IN TEAM, YOU KNOW?!" said the jock hivemind.

"Well, I'm the smartest and therefore best!" said Robornkik.

"We'll see about that!" said the jock hive mind a big yugioh style hologram arena appeared. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF CHESS!"

"K," said reborn dick climbing into the standyjigger.

"Mana charge, I summon Winged Dragon Guardian of the Fortress!" sad Robotnik. "Your trun!"

"I summon Feral Imp, attack, Break his shield," Said the jock hive mind, and his feral imp crackled with lightning surrounding it, and sent it zapping at one of robotnik's shield cards! Robotnik could have blokced it with his dragon but didn't. he had five shield cards so freking out about one seemed dumb.

It paid off too becuase it was a shield trigger! he could play it without spending mana because it was a shield trigger! so he did. it was Chaos shield, and would increase his monsters defense points by 2 for 3 turns.

and then it was Ronotnik's turn. robotnik drew a card. it was Scarlet Skyterror, but he didn't have enough mana to play it yet, so he summoned Ardok of Flame instead. a weaker dragon type monster that roared full of fire as it was summoned. AND IT HAD HASTE!

"It has haste! so botha my muensters get to attack this turn!" and they did and The Jock hive mind had Feral Imp block the Winged dragon's attacks and died.

"Mwahaahahaha! I have shield trigger! It is doublesaurus!' so he could summoned it without spending mana. it had 4 attack and 4 defense. and it roared flame.

Then it was the Jock hive mind's turn and he had the doublesaurus roar flames at robtonik's shield, but robotnik bloked with Winged Dragon of the Forest. '

"NOW IT'S MY TURN!" Robotnik shouted like mad with the force of a thousand mad shouts!

"Uh actually, I wanted to do something in my second main phase," said the Jock Hive Mind.

"Oh okay."

And then the jock hive mind set two spell and/or trap.

"Okay, go ahead," said the jock hive mind.

"Awesoem! I play happie's feather duster to remov your spell and trap cards!" Said robotnik.

"Aha! I activate my trap card! anti harpie's feather duster. it activates when an effect targets my spell and trap cards, and destroys all of yours, EVEN THE ONES IN YOUR HAND!" said the jock hive mind.

And a big zeroed out harpies feather duster came out of his trap card and fired up and a pillar of flame came all over robotnik's hand, and burned his spell and trap card's up.

"well shit," said robotnik! "but at least I got rig of your cards! Now I play Card of sanctiy! we both must draw till our hands are full so they did."

"I shall summon 3 free arnithcopters and 3 single pests! and then i shall have them attack you. break his shields!"

"licky me! another shield trigger. it is negate attacks. your attacks doesn't do anything this turn," said the jock hive mind.

"Wait, does that mean the shield goes bakc up?" Asked Robootnik.

"you know there's not a rule for that, but let's operate under the assumption that it doosn't."

K

"I SUMMON THE MIGHTY VOPRAL RIDER!" the jock HIV mind scremed in rage and fury.

"VOPRAL RIDER! NIGHT RIDE OF THE MIGHTY!"

and vopral rider rode all over one of robotnik's shield cards shattering it to the tiniest of tiny litle bitty pieces. then stomped all over the pieces till they were dust which he gathered up and put into water and drank it.

"Whne vopral rider breaks a shield you shield card goes directly to the gravy ard," splanned the jock hive mind.

"Well, that's an interesting mechanic." sad Robotnik because he was sad that he didn't get his shield card.

"Yes indeedly doo." Said the jock hive mind.

It was robotnik's turd. rOBOTNIK DREW A PICture. "I'm afraid I/ win! For O have drawn... EXDOYA THE FOR BIDEN ONE!"\

"NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Shouted the Jock hive mind in shock with hte force of a thousand shcocked shouts! "Ah well, good game. it was fun. anyway, I'm gonna get back to my evil plane now."

"That's where your wrong is!" Angried Robotnick.

+Flashback before they went in:

"Okay, " Sad Robotnik, "here's the plan I'm pretty sure the jock hive mind is actually kind of a nerd made up of a buncha jock brains, so i'm going to challenge him to a game of chess. while I'm distracting him with that, you'll get to shine. you'll need to sneak up and unplug him. do you think you can do that?" Asked Roebotnik.

"Yeah," Sad Judith.

BACK TO THE PREGNANT PRESENT.

Judith unplugged the jock hive mind.

"NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU UNPLUGGED MY PLUG! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET ELECTRICITY IF I'M UNPLUGGED?!" shouted the jock hive mind like mad! then the jock hive mind ran out of electricity and died so it shouted "BLARGH I AM DEAD!"

and so it was that everyone in the world was free of the jock hive mind spell. nad everyone stopped being so obsessed with sports.

"Well done Judith. you were ultimately the one who saved the day. I helped. and everyone will know." They kissed, but it was forced because it is the law that when a guy and a girl stop an evil villain from taking over the world they have to fall in love whether they're actually compatible or not even now in 2023 and you'd think we'd have gotten away from that by now to be honest, so they ended up in kind of an unhappy marriage and had 2.5 kids and were emotionally unavailable to said kids so the kids grew up to hate them and they wondered why the kids never visited them as they died in a nursing home.

the butt. (AN GET IT?! BECAUSE A BUTT IS AN END! THAT IS A HILARI... wait I think I've used this joke before... hm...)

Anyway, story's over, you can stop reading now.

i said stop.

well, I'm not gonna write anymore in this story so there!