That Blond Idiot

Tsunade was looking at the man she was holding, she didn't know why but seeing him bleeds broke her, she was using her medical ninjutsu that she hasn't use a lot before because of her phobia upon seeing blood

"Pleas be alive kami please" Tsunade whispered repeatedly"please naruto you can't die on me"she keeps whispering to him.

But before that how did they get into this anyway

FLASHBACK

"So ero-sennin, who are we looking for anyway"Naruto said while looking at the man he called ero-sennin

" Stop calling me that brat"said the man who turned out to be one of the greatest ninja ever and one of the sanin. Jiraiya the Toad Sage

"We're looking for Tsunade Senju my former teammate," Jiraiya said looking at the blond brat

"What does she look like anyway"

"Here" Jiraiya gestured the picture in his hand, the photo contain a beautiful woman with a big chest and a diamond in her forehead, she also has blond hair and honey brown eyes overall she's extremely gorgeous

"Eh ero-sennin why does she look young, when you were her former teammate," Naruto said looking astonished at the woman in the photo

"Don't be fooled brat, she has a technique that makes her look younger "

"Anyway how was your training with the balloon going on" Jiraiya saw naruto looking annoyed at the mention of training

"It wasn't even a training"

"It was trust me " "anyway gaki let's go to some bars, one of my connection told me that tsunades in town " he said while looking around trying to spot a nearby bar

Naruto just followed jiraiya as he enter a supposedly bar, then he heard Jiraiya shouted someone name

"Ahhh Tsunade-hime," Jiraiya said pointing into the woman's direction

"Great the pervert is here, I'm meeting a lot of familiar faces today," Tsunade said while sipping a sake into her asucer and looking at her old teammate then shrugged

"Jiraiya-sama it's nice to see you again," Said the woman with black hair and also wearing a black kimono

"Shizune-chan! it's nice to see you again you've grown up " Jiraiya said as he laughed lightly,

"Why are you here anyway pervert, I've bet that this is not some of your social calls," Tsunade said while looking at him intently

"I'm here because the council wants you to be the next Hokage, "Jiraiya said as a matter of factly, and not beating around the bush, he saw the woman frowned upon the mention of her being the Hokage

"No impossible! that job is for fools all Hokage dies young sacrificing themselves for that village it's a fool's job!" Tsunade said while frowning, she didn't wanna go back into that cursed village. and she didn't wanna take that curse job more than going back to the village.

"You old hag what did you say!!" She was taken aback when she heard someone yell at her, looking at the brat who spoke she saw that he has blond hair three whisker marks on each cheek and wearing a kill me now an orange jumpsuit

"Do you know who are you talking to, brat!" Tsunade say as she looks at the brat, being held by her former teammate on the collar of his jumpsuit "and who are you anyway"

"I'm naruto Uzumaki! and I'm gonna be a hokage someday, dattebane so I don't want you insulting that title, " Naruto said as he looked at her angrily

"And what do you know, your just a drunk old hag anyway" added naruto, as he saw her getting several twitches on her forehead

"You and me brat let's take this outside," Tsunade said as she gesture naruto to follow her outside, causing her black-haired companion to look nervous,

"Yeah I'm gonna beat you up, old lady" exclaiming naruto as he pumps his fist into the air

Naruto and Tsunade was standing outside the bar facing each other "I just need one finger to beat you up kid" Tsunade said smugly while naruto snarled angrily

"Yeah old hag you just see I'm gonna beat you up," Naruto said while still grumbling angrily. He quickly created a several Kage bunshin that was easily defeated, as he heard Tsunade taunt him a bit that lead him trying to do rasengen and Tsunade flickering his forehead sending him flying

"What was that Jiraiya! trying to teach your apprentice a jutsu he can't master "said tsunade angrily as he look at her perverted teammate

" you I'm gonna master it in one week, and I'm gonna show you old hag!"Naruto then yelled while trying to get up

"Then how about a bet" tsunade said smiling at the blond brat " If you actually, manage to master that jutsu in a week, I will go back to the village and be the Hokage I will even give this necklace," Tsunade said as she flickered the necklace in her neck " And before you complain this necklace is originally from the first Hokage my grandfather, "she said smugly

" but if you lose this money is all mine," she said as she raised the Naruto's frog wallet

"Ahhh gama-chan!!!!" Naruto said loudly, it was all his money

Gritting his teeth "fine deal" naruto said looking at Tsunade harshly

Flash Forward it has been a week and naruto finally manage to master the Rasengan, and was now running to the hotel they were staying in. Only to find out that Jiraiya was drugged by Tsunade and Shizune was knocked out, and Tsunade is probably fighting Orochimaru now. When they got on the scene Tsunade was already shivering because of blood.

Naruto blocks kabuto's attack showing Tsunade that he masters the Rasengan short story Tsunade gave her necklace naruto passed out

END OF FLASHBACK

Tsunade was now sobbing, looking at Naruto's figure that was lying on the ground. with her sobs, she became a little delusional thinking that Naruto was her former lover dan.

"Dan please don't die on me not again," Tsunade said between her sobs, as she began planting kisses on his face 'please not again' thought Tsunade as she kissed his lips, with her clouded mind and judgment, she began to slip her tongue into his mouth.

Naruto was awoken with the sight of a woman kissing him, he was trying to get away first but feeling sweet in his mouth, he then began to enjoy it while trying to kiss back sloppily

Shizune was stupefied looking at her sensei, her idol, her mother like figure kissing a man, not just a man. But Naruto!!! she can hardly feel the pain that kabuto gave her earlier she was there sitting like a stupid looking at her master and the young kid kissing with tongue gosh she need a drink.

Orochimaru was stunned beyond comparison, 'I didn't think Tsunade has a thing for younger man' Orochimaru thought as he gesture kabuto to pick him up to escape while everyone was still looking stupid

Jiraiya was now dumbstruck, seeing his newly appointed apprentice kissing his former teammate and the sexiest woman in the elemental nation "get a room will ya" Jiraiya yelled loudly he didn't wanna see this

Jiraiya's yell woke Tsunade up, looking at the man he was kissing just now she can't help blurting out "Naruto!!! You're alive!!!!"

"Yeah"

"You're alive"

"Uhmmm y-yeah"

Tsunade was stunned yeah she was stunned

They are on their way to the hotel after an exhausting fight with Orochimaru.

"What" hissed Tsunade "is there something on my face," she said while looking at naruto who keep peeking a glance at her, ever since their little kiss

"N-no," naruto said shuttering a little, Tsunade knows better she knows that he keep looking because of the kiss. And It was a misunderstanding

Yeah, she kissed him! but that because she thought he was her former lover.

"Giving your boy-toy a cold shoulder hime," Jiraiya said while laughing at Tsunade

"Jiraiya if you still want your second head you'll shut up," Tsunade said hardly making Jiraiya shut up in an instant

"I agreed with Jiraiya sama Tsunade sensei after all your the older one," Shizune said while trying not hard to laugh

"Ughhh shut up Shizune"

"Naruto you should take care of Tsunade from now on after all she was your girlfriend already don't hurt her if you do I'm gonna beat you up, " Jiraiya said seriously making Tsunade clench her fist more

"Now now Tsunade sensei, you should know that a key to a happy relationship is communication" Shizune then said while giving Tsunade a shooting glance

"SHUT UP BOTH OF YOU it was just an innocent kiss!!!! We'll not so innocent, but it's just supposed Arggggg" Shouted Tsunade while dramatically pulling her hair, her rambling didn't help her clear the misunderstanding, Rather it just makes things worse seeing how Jiraiya and Shizune was now looking at her astonished and Naruto who was blushing furiously

"Naruto go on, talk to your girlfriend" gestured Shizune at the blushing genin

"b-b-but she too old to be my girlfriend," said Naruto while looking at the angry Sannin "But then again she's cute" Making Tsunade blush a bit "And she also has the biggest boobs I've ever seen" naruto then added while nodding making Jiraiya howl in laughter and Shizune facepalmed

"Naruto kun if I were you I would run now," Shizune said while gesturing Naruto to look at her furious sensei

" I'm gonna scout ahead!! women are troublesome, but girlfriends are more troublesome!!!"shouted Naruto while quoting his lazy friends famous word

"I'm not your girlfriend you damn blond idiot!!!!!"

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THIS STORY WAS INSPIRED TO "MASTER NIN" I JUST FIND THAT STORY FUNNY BUT THE DIFFIRENCE IS IM NOT GONNA PUT HINATA OR INO CAUSE I LIKE PAIRING NARUTO WITH OLDER WOMAN TO MAKE THINGS MORE INTERESTING