Episode 14: The Neo, The Eon and The Wet
"Last time on Mew's Newest World Cruise! The players spend some money on the Nimbasa Game Corner! Afterwards they beat eachother up for ratings! In the end two losers went home and who will leave this time? Find out on this episode I guess." Mew shrugged
(MNWC intro)
Ludicolo and Togepo were eating their food
"Guaguaguagua!" Totodile spoke.
"Heh yeah Totodile you're right..." Volcarona smiled
"Woah you actually know what she's saying?" Asked Scorbunny
"Well not fully, but I understand some parts of it now, I spend around 3 years talking with Totodile so I'm bound to learn a thing or two." Volcarona smiled
"Oh cool! What did she say?" Scorbunny looked happy.
"Uhhh... well she said this team is cool." Volcarona gave a sheepish smile, next to her Totodile was laughing her ass off in many Guas.
Volcarona (Unnamed Team 2: The Nice Friend): "...she actually said it sucks." She gave a kind guilty smile.
Everyone in Pew Pew was watching stuff on bergmites phone.
Toxtricity (Pew Pew: The Punk): "Now that only alliance members are on our team, choosing who stays and doesn't will be harder... Makuhita is loyal and strong, both droids are also very loyal and fearless... so I'd be down to the weaklings Dedenne and Bergmite, I need to see which one is more loyal to the alliance and I'll pick off the other one." He smirks.
"-and I learned all kinds of positions in HIP." Sylveon smiles at Alcreamie.
"Mom! Can you NOT talk about your slutty life while we're eating..." She grumbled.
"Hehe yea you're right honey... so um how's your plan going?" Asked Sylveon.
"Well I convinced Dubwool to join our alliance, she was strangely eager for some reason." Flareon whispered.
"Well more allies the better right?" Alcreamie smiles.
"Yeah I guess..." Flareon shrugged.
Dubwool (DOMINATED: The Facade): "Oh Wooloo is so nice, ooo Wooloo is so cute, blaaaah... idiots they all are... I'll actually be controlling the eliminations from the background while I perambulate to 1st place! The eeveelutions will take my fall and nobody suspects cute fluffy Dubwool to be the true baaaaaaaadie... ugh I hate sheepeech..." He grumbled.
Mutiny Marines were all eating.
"So Cryogonal was it... why were you a villain in season 1 again?" Trubbish asked, Gardevoir, Psyduck and Dusclops tensed up.
There was a cold atmosphere in the room as the cold robotic voice of Cryogonal spoke. "...wanna find out?..." They replied.
"...u-uh not... r-really..." Tribble hid behind Gardevoir.
Cryogonal rolled their eyes and levitated away.
Cryogonal (Mutiny Marines: The Cold One): "...this season is so boring... coming out as Nonbinary was probably the most interesting thing I've done this season... but not like I can fall under the radar now that everyone knows what I did in season one..." They spoke like a robot.
The cruise ship kept sailing until it suddenly began to slow down and stop, all the players excited and-
"Welcome to the Hoenn Region! We are on Mauville City! This challenge will be hosted by our kind special guests... Latias and Latios!" Mew announced.
A happy Latias and a bored Latios appeared flying down.
"...heh you'd probably have much in common with them huh..." Numel gave a smirk at the latino.
"The hells that suppose to mean compadre!" Ludicolo glares.
"Thank you so much Mew for letting us host today, this is a great honor right big bro?" Latias asked.
"Ugh.." Latios sighed.
"Ahem, today's challenge will be including a bike race!" Latias cheered happily, then her bro spoke.
"You will all choose from either Mach Bikes or Acro Bikes, Each bike has its advantages in this Triathlon." Latios spoke monotonely
"Yea! And you all gotta TRI your best!" Latias smiled
Silence, every player and even the hosts were giving her the you got the whole crowd laughing stare
"OOOO I get it!" Togepi smiled
"First players will choose the order of their teammates will participate on here is an organized sheet!" Latias said
(Start Mauville City)
Poke 1: Run from Mauville, through route 117, and tag partner in Verdanturf Town
Poke 2: Run from Verdanturf Town through Rusturf tunnel and Route 116, tag partner in Rustboro City
Poke 3: Run from Rustboro City through Petalburg Woods, Route 104 and tag partner in Petalburg City!
Poke 4: Run from Petalburg City, through Route 102, to Oldale Town for tag
Poke 5: Run from Oldale Town and SWIM across Route 103! To Route 110 for final tag!
Poke 6 (Final!): Start in Route 103 with bike of choice, swifty or strategically race across Seaside Cycling Road, bike across Route 110 and finaly reach Mauville City again to end your challenge!
"Got all that?" Latias giggled.
Every single player was staring giving her what the fuck looks.
Volcarona (Unnamed Team 2: The Nice Friend): "This challenge was completely insane!" She looked at the camera tiredly.
Flareon (DOMINATED: The Puppet): "...that.. was so... hard.." She was panting.
Numel (Mutiny Marines: The Realist): "...never again.." He was exhausted.
OOM-6 (Pew Pew: The Security Droid): "Error, Error rebooting-" She had shut down.
"Begin choosing who goes in which part of we'll chose randomly." Latios spoke.
"Alright Marines, time to choose the order of this shit." Gardevoir spoke.
"Uh before joining this show my parents signed a note in which I was excused from any strong physical activity due to my small and sensitive heart!" Magby pointed out.
"Hey! That was MY convenient excuse!" Numel glared at the small fire baby.
"It is no excuse! If I run too much, my heart could just stop!" Magby lied.
"Well I guess Magby isn't doing this, and neither is Trubbish due to his speed." Gardevoir spoke.
"Are you kidding me! Does my body look like it's made for a race!" Numel glares at Gardevoir.
"I didn't ask you to do the race, I am ORDERING you to do it!" Gardevoir yelled.
"You're not the boss of me you overgrown celery stalk." Numel growls.
"Big talks coming from a nerdy camel, where you get those glasses? The Geek store?" Gardevoir pointed at Numels glasses.
"Ugh! You lying snake!" Numel yells.
"Lazy camel!" Gardevoir growls.
"You're BOTH losers, can we just hurry this up! We are wasting time!" Dusclops grunted impatiently.
Gardevoir and Numel rolled their eyes, Numel spoke first.
"Vespiqueen can't do the swimming part cause she doesn't know how to swim, she also can't bike and is afraid of bugs so she can't do Petalburg, she dislikes dirt so she can't be in the cave by herself..." Numel listed.
"...thanks for exposing your queen..." Vespiqueen looked annoyed.
"What she even do then?" Psyduck asked.
"She can start the race from Mauville to Verdanturf." Trubbish pointed out.
"Bingo." Numel boredly agreed.
"Psyduck I think you should do the swimming part for obvious reasons." Magby spoke.
"Yeah i guess thts true..." Psyduck nods.
"Gardevoir is the only one with long legs, so you will bike." Dusclops spoke.
Gardevoir frowned and nodded.
"...I probably won't sabotaged you this time..." Cryogonal boredly spoke.
Gardevoir looks pissed off remembering S1.
"I'll go from Petalburg to Oldale." Numel spoke.
"And I'll do Rustboro to Petalburg." Dusclops nods.
"...I guess I'll be doing Verdanturf to Rustboro..." Cryogonal said.
"Welp our team order is settled!" Magby smiles.
Poke 1: Vespiqueen
Poke 2: Cryogonal
Poke 3: Dusclops
Poke 4: Numel
Poke 5: Psyduck
Poke 6: Gardevoir
(DOMINATED!)
"I am not doing the swimming part." Flareon spoke.
"Also Alcreamie I think you should excuse yourself from this challenge like typical you're useless.. ugh why couldn't they had given us actual good newbies..." Drifblim wrote on her notes
Alcreamie frowned and Sylveon looked angry at the purple blimp
"I'll excell on any spot ya give me shielas!" Lucario smiles
"You must do Cycling, you're the only one with bipedal legs other than Foe, and I doubt he even knows what's going on right now." Drifblim glanced at him, Foe was high out of his mind chuckling
"If you're so smart why don't you just assign everyone their spots huh!" Eiscue glares.
"Oh, I'm already well prepared my penguin fiend." Drifblim looked smug as she holded some notes in her notebook.
Poke 1: Foe
Poke 2: Dubwool
Poke 3: Flareon
Poke 4: Sylveon
Poke 5: Eiscue
Poke 6: Lucario
"Hey you didn't assign yourself a job." Dubwool frowned.
"I'm managing the team!!" Drifblim glares.
"Sounds like excuses to me..." Eiscue mumbled.
"It's not! This is a very serious and demanding job!" Drifblim glares at everyone.
(PEW PEW!)
"Okay so neither droid is water proof and I doubt they know how to ride bikes." Toxtricity spoke.
Roger gave a very sad sounding Roger Roger... OOM-6 patted his back.
"That means seeing as my legs are the only long ones, I will have to bike, Roger you do part 2 cause you're fast, OOM-6 do part 3 cause you're fearless, Makuhita do the cave part, Dedenne starts and Bergmite swims." Toxtricity spoke.
"Sounds like a plan!" Dedenne cheered.
Poke 1: Dedenne
Poke 2: Makuhita
Poke 3: Roger
Poke 4: OOM-6
Poke 5: Bergmite
Poke 6: Toxtricity
(Unnamed Team 2)
"Ew you all have short legs." Togepi cringed.
"What was that mamahuevo!" Ludicolo glares.
"Hey Latias how we gonna do the bike part if none of us have long enough legs?" Asked Lunatone.
"You'll just have to run while carrying the bike, or fly but in the bike area." Latias spoke.
"I'd get tired very quickly doing that... so Ludicolo or Volcarona would have to do it." Lunatone spoke.
"Psh back in my barrio I used to take bikes I found in the street and run away carrying them if they were wheel locked haha!" Ludicolo announced.
"Isn't that illegal?" Asked Scorbunny.
Ludicolo paused for a second and then gave a very unconvincing "...no"
"Well Totodile will do the swim part, I think we have our order decided as well!" Volcarona smiles.
Totodile nods and gives a thumbs up.
Poke 1: Togepi
Poke 2: Volcarona
Poke 3: Scorbunny
Poke 4: Lunatone
Poke 5: Totodile
Poke 6: Ludicolo
"Oh also DOMINATED won a prize which is a 10 minute head start." Pumpkingking announced.
"WHAT?!" The other teams yelled.
"How is that fair?" Drifblim asked.
"Shut up! Don't ruin this snitch!" Flareon.
"Quit being a stickler Drifblim..." Sylveon boredly glanced at her.
"No! I need this game to be fair, the season will be boring and bland if teams have unfair advantages I say we remove this prize voting system completely!" Drifblim glares.
"Shut up your counter already started so you have 8 minutes of head start, go." Pumpkingking looked bored as he snapped his fingers and every player was teleported to their starting positions.
Foe was smoking standing still.
"Foe run! What are you doing, this is a challenge!" Dubwool yells from Verdanturf.
"Huh.. oh right..." Foe began to speed walk towards Verdanturf making his team waste more time.
"Ugh only 6 minutes of headstart, unbelievable!" Dubwool growls and begins going through the cave.
A bit more time passed.
"Okay everyone else can go." Mew announced.
Vespiqueen was fastest as she flew, Togepi was smiling and cartwheeling, Dedenne was fat and slow.
"Alrighty Volcarona your turn!" Togepi smiled as she tagged her.
"Thanks!" Volcarona smiled back.
"Hurry up peasant!" Vespiqueen ordered as she tags him.
Cryogonal stayed silent and went inside the cave.
Dubwool finally reached Rustboro City.
"Tag! Now go!" Dubwool yells.
"Fine damn!" Flareon growls as she begins walking across the bridges.
Dedenne finally reached Verdanturf.
"Took long enough you obese rat." Makuhita told her glaring.
Dedenne did a sad meme face as she tags the fatty.
Flareon was in the forest but she was panicking many feral pokemon were staring at her from the woods and bushes, she felt stalked and vulnerable.
"~What are you doing, just go!~" Kabuto yells from her neck fur.
"I can't! I'm s-scared!" Flareon was shivering
"~You're a fire type! Just blow fire!~" Kabuto growls
"Oh... right!" Flareon smiles as she did flamethrowers
Volcarona reached Rustboro and tags Scorbunny, the athletic bunny quickly dashed towards Petalburg Woods and absolutely ZOOMED through it by jumping off ledges bravely! She then ran towards her next destination!
Makuhita ran and he was sweating like a pig, he tagged Roger who began running.
Cryogonal tags Dusclops who begins to levitated towards Petalburg Woods quickly.
"Alright here Lunatone you're tagged!" Scorbunny reached Petalburg City and touched the meteorite.
"Wow! You're fast! This is why Scorbunny doesn't suck!" Lunatone smiled as he began levitating away.
Flareon finally made it out and reached Petalburg, she tags her mom and Sylveon starts running fast.
Dusclops and Roger were out of Petalburg Woods with only a bit of delay, they raced towards Petalburg City and tagged their teammates, Numel and OOM-6 began running.
OOM-6 is incredibly fast so she passed Lunatone and Sylveon as she reached Oldale Town.
Bergmite was texting on her phone waiting for her turn.
"Oh my turn already... sigh here guard this with your life!" Bergmite glares.
"Roger that." OOM-6 salutes.
Bergmite begins running up and swimming across the river.
Sylveon and Lunatone reached Oldale Town, Totodile and Eiscue began swimming.
Numel was panting sweating absolutely exhausted as he touched Psyduck and fainted.
Psyduck began running towards the river and began swimming.
Totodile finished first, then Psyduck, then Eiscue... Bergmite was struggling.
"Hurry it up Iceberg." OOM-6 told her.
"I'm doing my best!" Bergmite was awkwardly swimming across the river.
Bergmite (Pew Pew: The Phone Addict): "...have I mentioned I'm not a good swimmer...?" She frowns.
Totodile tags Ludicolo, Psyduck tags Gardevoir and Eiscue tags Lucario.
Final Stretch, It's On!
Lucario and Gardevoir quickly begin cycling on Cycling Road, Lucario had the Acro Bike and Gardevoir the Mach Bike.
Gardevoir was going faster and had passed Lucario but on a sharp turn he smacked himself against the barrier and fell off his bike
Lucario saw the turn coming and using the Acro Bike she jumped and slided down the metal barriers.
"Bloody hell this is awesome! Later mate!" Lucario tipped her hat as she jumped off the metal pole and began cycling again.
Gardevoir growls in anger as he got on his bike an began pedaling again.
Ludicolo was running with the bike over his head.
Gardevoir (Mutiny Marines: The Trickster): "I lost a biking challenge before... that won't happen again..." He glared at the camera.
Bergmite finally reached the bike area.
"You took forever Bergmite!" Toxtricity yells at her.
Bergmite wasn't listening she just collapsed on the ground tiredly.
Toxtricity rolled his eyes got on the mach bike and passed Ludicolo.
"MIERDA!!!!!" Ludicolo looked panicked.
Lucario reached Mauville City first, Gardevoir was about to reach it but Toxtricity shot a Boomburst at him making him fall of the bike again.
"Later freak." Toxtricity laughs as he reached Mauville 2nd.
"NO!!!!" Gardevoir screams.
Ludicolo exited the bike road and was now running towards New Mauville, bike above head.
Gardevoir growls got on the bike again and quickly cycles towards Mauville.
"What a turn of events, it seems DOMINATED and Pew Pew are safe! Great job you two!" Latias smiles
"They cheated!" Gardevoir points at Toxtricity.
"Rules didn't say it wasn't allowed." Pumpkingking shrugs.
Gardevoir curses in multiple different languages.
"It appears for getting to Mauville last... both Mutiny Marines and Unnamed Team 2 will lose members tonight." Latios spoke.
"Thanks for hosting the challenge today pals, see ya next time!" Mew waved.
Latios and Latias nod as the eon duo fly away.
"Ugh my fur is still all wet.." Psyduck complains.
"Yeah I'm tired.." Eiscus frowned.
"Guaguaguagua." Totodile nods.
Bergmite was fainted as the screen cuts to black.
That night, the cruise ship was sailing and ranged its horns to say the elimination ceremony was about to begin.
(Elimination Zone)
"Ah.. No Namers 2, don't tell me you wanna become the new Leftovers?" Mew grins as she holded a plate of pumpkins.
Team No Name 2 was looking very frustrated.
Volcarona (The Nice Friend): "I like everyone on my team, they're all nice! So..." She voted herself.
Totodile (The Speechless): She boredly voted Scorbunny
Ludicolo (The Latino): "Tough choice man, but I gotta go with you." He voted Lunatone.
"Safe are... Togepi and Totodile!" Mew gave them pumpkins.
"So are Scorbunny and Volcarona!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins.
"It's down to the only boys in Unnamed Team huh... but which one of the boys is more liked?" Asked Mew grinning.
"Ugh I worked so hard for this equipo and you vote me, inagradecidos bastardos imbeciles..." Ludiclo mumbles.
"Oh no bottom two?! This is why getting a lot of votes sucks!!!" Lunatone looked worried.
"The final Pumpkingking is NOT for..." Mew paused.
Ludicolo was growling and sweating whole Lunatone was shaking and looking worried.
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"This might be a little loco but you're just out Ludicolo! I guess your teams contribution didn't help the team like you enough." Mew shrugs.
"QUE?! But I worked so hard! Why everyone!" Ludicolo yells as Pumpkingking levitated him to stand on the Plank of Shame.
Most members of Unnamed Team looked away otmr guilty, but one spoke.
"You look goofy." Togepi smiles.
"RacisTAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" Ludicolo was thrown off the cruise ship into the water.
"The rest is safe for now... now go sleep, tomorrow is a long day for such a small team." Mew spoke.
They all left.
The Cruise Ship ranged its horns again for the second elimination to start.
"Mutiny Marines! When was the last time you lost a member, since Galarian Ponyta? Sheeeesh, you managed to survive well, but not well enough." Mew grins.
"We were sabotaged." Magby glared.
"But the votes you all casted weren't!" Mew grins holding a silver platter of tiny pumpkins.
Gardevoir (The Trickster): "I need to have at least 5 votes to guarantee safety, if 4 we will tie and that battle will be difficult considering how tired i am from cycling and falling off..." He looked mad and voted Cryogonal
Cryogonal (The Cold One): "..." He was bored and voted Gardevoir
Magby (The Hothead): "Gardevoir is my friend, soooo gotta make ny vote count." Votes Cryogonal
Dusclops (The Loner): "A threat is out of this game! We all saw our gamer corner champions battle it on the battle subway in a TV, Gardevoir is a mental and physical powerhouse..." He voted Gardevoir
Psyduck (The Genius): "Goodbye old rival! Ha who's the dumb underling now huh Cryogonal? Quackquaqua!!" She votes Cryogonal as she laughed.
Vespiqueen (The Queen Bee): "Don't know why he hates her but not my problem.." She voted for whoever her alliance told her to vote, aka Gardevoir.
Trubbish (The Trash): "Oh no my big sis is in danger, I cannot let her be out!" He voted Cryogonal.
Numel (The Realist): "...I been given orders on who to vote but... meh you know what they say... Keep your friends close... and enemies closer..." He boredly casted an unknown vote.
"Players safe are Vespiqueen and Psyduck!" Pumpkingking gave them pumpkins.
"So are Numel, Dusclops, Magby and Trubbish!" Mew gave them pumpkins.
"Wow this bottom two seems familiar right you two, is Cryogonal gonna be eliminated before their two rivals? Or is Gardevoir gonna be eliminated on a biking challenge again?" Mew giggles.
"The final pumpkin is for..." Pumpkingking paused.
Gardevoir was growling and looking stressed while Cryogonal looked extremely cold and monotone.
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"Gardevoir! You BARELY survived." Mew threw him the pumpkin.
Gardevoir took a breath of relief and catched it.
Dusclops and Vespiqueen looked surprised but said nothing, Vespiqueen glanced to the player sitted next to her; Numel just looked forward bored avoiding looking at anyone.
Cryogonal silently levitated towards the Plank of Shame.
"Any final words? A message and apology?" Mew asked.
"...An apology for all the things I've done?" Cryogonal began to think to themselves about their actions in season 1.
Their team waited for Cryogonals apology.
"...no..." Cryogonal replied and jumped into the water.
"Damn he just dipped." Trubbish frowns.
"The rest of you are safe for now at least, now go sleep." Pumpkingking shooed them away.
Mutiny Marines left this time with one less member.
"What a sporty episode huh? What kind of awesome action, sweet romance and spicy drama we gonna see next? Well stick around on this World Tour to find out in... Mew's Newest World Cruise!!!" Mew announced as the cruise ship sailed away from Hoenn.
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Mutiny Pirates:
Trubbish, Gardevoir, Magby, Numel, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Psyduck
DOMINATED!
Sylveon, Flareon, Alcreamie, Dubwool, Lucario, Foe, Drifblim, Eiscue
Pew Pew:
Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, Bergmite, OOM-6, Roger
Unnamed Team 2:
Scorbunny, Lunatone, Volcarona, Totodile, Togepi