Attention everyone! Starting today, we are placing a notice board to address what the mercenaries here have done. Inappropriate, or otherwise. So if you see your name here, please try to correct your actions.
And please do not take this as instructions on 'How to Annoy a Deputy Commander'!
-Titania
Boyd- No, Ike was NOT lucky when he took you down during training. You're the one who decided on using axes to fight your battles.
Gatrie- Stop flirting on every woman who visits the fort. They're here because they have jobs for us, not because they want to date you.
Greil- Yes, I saw and heard how proud you are for Ike finally managing to get a strong hit on you, even if you were holding back. But you've told me this three times now, so please stop.
Ike- Tomorrow will be your first real mission. So rest up because you're going to be up early.
Mist- Stop asking me if you can poison Shinion's food because he hates Ike. Besides, I'm pretty certain that with the amount of booze he drinks, he already killed his liver through alcohol poisoning. "Then I'll poison his booze! Good idea!" MIST, NO! "MIST, YES!
Oscar- When you see Boyd insulting Rolf for being small, your response should not be to just sigh and say "kids…" before walking away. You're the older sibling! You're supposed to set an example to them!
Rhys- The shipment of supplies and staves is going to be late, so you'll have to make-do with just your one Heal staff for now… Yes, I know you want a Mend staff to help the other around here better, but I can't control the shipment routes!
Rolf- Stop trying to ride Oscar's horse whenever he's not using it. You have no training on horseback riding… No, Rolf. Trying to use MY horse instead of Oscar's won't work either. She's untrusting of anyone who isn't me.
Shinon- Stop giving Ike the stink-eye just because you don't like him! He's the commanders' son! ... Suggesting that we "remove Ike" WILL have both me and Greil "remove" your reason for wearing pants!
AN: I take back what I've said about not having much to work with in the prologue. After re-reading this fic, some ideas of what I could do came up.
Welcome to the Tellus edition of bulletin board shenanigans. The reason I choose Titania for this is that in my head, she seemed like the kind of person who'd be annoyed by various antics. Especially from Boyd, Shinon, and Soren