And so, it was night and Hajime went to sleep and there totally wasn't a murder no definitely not I don't know why you would think that GO BACK TO SLEEP HAJIME!
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: I had been gaming all night until the wee hours of the morning when I decided to go to the convenience store... There, I saw some guy with good looks, fancy clothes, nice shoes, and a shiny expensive car... Tch... There's no way a guy like that actually exists... He really lives in a rundown apartment, and all he has is his pride cuz he doesn't have a stable job or money... But he wants to show off so much that he's forcing himself to do that... From morning till noon, he carries around boxes and furniture for his moving job... And at night, he works at a bar and serves big mugs of beer! But even with that, he still doesn't have enough money, so he sponges off his parents back home!
As that fantasy played in my mind in front of the convenience store, I started to feel bad.
...About myself.
A moment with siramay
You used your analytical prowess to analyze that guy, didn't you? And you got sad about it because in the end who's more depressing? The guy who works his hardest to live a satisfying life despite the hardships, or the girl looking at him from across the store whose life sucked so much that despite having an incredible power the only thing she can think to do with it is see the worst in people…
And then it was morning and
DEAD
Siramay: BREAK FAST IS REA- oh… OH OOOOOOOOOO
…. o
Well, I don't want my food to go to waste so please eat so you aren't investigating on an empty stomach.
Then the bda played and instead of a normal bda
[SIRAMAY]
You are dead, dead dead
You are dead, dead dead
Thought you were hot, guess what you're not
You are dead, dead dead
Brought your whole adventure to a screeching halt
You are dead, dead dead.
Your heart has stopped, and your brain is cold, you are so so dead
And now your body is starting to mold, you are so so dead….
continue rest of song
Siramay: awe yeah man
Hajime: what the heck
Siramay: look I heard the song and though "this song is too good NOT to use on someone's death" and I just didn't feel it work well for the last guys and there's no way I'm going to use it on the next guy, so I feel for are mecha buddy it be perfect.
Hajime: You knew he'd die from the beginning, didn't you?
Siramay: I am legally not allowed to confirm or deny any such information and frankly I'm offended you would make such a claim!
Hajime: you made a song for when the next person dies, you said you'd give us food tomorrow and he died tomorrow, ALSO YOU LITERALLY BEND THE FABRIC OF REALITY!
Siramay: well at least you admit the last thing, I mean! Like uh, it's harder than it looks, ok? I can't just do whatever I want whenever I want, well I can but there's a balance, action, and reaction and all that and in my opinion the reactions don't justify the action and besides why are you mad at me I didn't do anything wrong Monokuma's the one doing the killing game hate him! I did nothing wrong.
BAM
At that moment Hajime punched siramay in the face
Hajime: if you have the power to do something you should do it! Doing nothing makes you no better than him!
At that siramay murmured under his breath
Siramay: …you are totally going to hate yourself for saying that later.
Hajime: huh?
But then siramay fully got up and started sobbing full waterworks like his head was the local mall water fountain that looks pretty and is filled with tons of coins
Siramay: WAAAA YOU HIT ME!
WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
I NEVER HIT YOU
THAT'S LIKE TO FAR MAN TO FAR
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
He started rolling on the floor sobbing.
And then after a while Monokuma came and explained the situation to the class with some of his own treats and a Monokuma file in which a sobbing siramay grabbed him closely.
Siramay: WAAAAAA MONOKUMA THE STUDENTS ARE BULLYING ME
Monokuma: well, that's entirely on you! Theres no rule stating they can't attack you so too bad!
Siramay: but that's mean I didn't do anything wrong.
Monokuma: you didn't do anything right either.
Siramay: THERES NOTHING I CAN DO JUST SPEAK!
Monokuma: what do you want me to do about it!?
Siramay: comfort me you're soft and snuggly!
Monokuma: no! LET ME GO!
Siramay: nah you don't deserve to be let go.
So siramay was holding Monokuma against his face whipping his tears with his soft bear fur all soft and fluffy perfect for nuzzling it was especially funny cause Monokuma didn't like it hahahahaha.
Monokuma: I'm warning you!
Siramay: you can't do nothing to me I know your biggest weakness!
Monokuma: you wouldn't…
I then started to rub his belly to witch he started uncontrolably panting like a dog
Siramay: BELLY RUBS HAHAHHAHA
belly belly belly!
Lost: man, dad you must sure like that villain
Siramay: What? no! I HATE THEM!
Odeveca: but you always like villains I don't see how they're different.
Siramay: they cross a line I will never allow! it's one thing to hurt people but i can never forgive hurting the people you care about they are a pathetic heartless monster and I'd kill them myself if I could!
Ultima: then... why are we here?
Siramay: uh... well... they interest me! That's nothing more to it.
Odeveca: but then why are you trying to get close to them?
Siramay: I AM NOT
Ultima: why do you care so much?
Siramay: I DON'T KNOW
At that he ran out a portal into a privet pocket dimension to let out his pent-up feelings as he repeatedly punched himself in the gut
Siramay: STUPID STUPID STUPID DIE DIE DIE DIE
WHY DO YOU CARE SO MUCH STOP CARING
Though even though he said that he couldn't afford not to
[SIRAMAY]
Why should I play this game of pretend?
Remembering through a secondhand sorrow?
Such a great girl and wonderful friend
Oh, don't the tears just pour?
I could curl up and hide in my room.
There in my bed, still sobbing tomorrow
I could give in to all of the gloom
But tell me, tell me what for
Why should I have a heavy heart?
Why should I start to break in pieces?
Why should I go and fall apart for you?
Why should I play the grieving one and lie
Saying that I miss you
And that my world has gone dark without your light?
I will sing no requiem tonight
[SOUL BOUND, spoken]
He has a point
[GP, spoken]
soul bound
[SOUL BOUND]
You can't deny they did awful things.
[GP]
Yeah, but you know why they did it.
[SOUL BOUND]
so
[GP]
They're a good person I know they are
[SOUL BOUND]
Well, they should start acting like it.
[GP]
They will….
[SOUL BOUND, sung]
they gave you the world, you threw it away
Leaving these broken pieces behind you
Everything wasted, nothing to say
So, I can sing no requiem.
[GP]
I hear your voice, I feel you near
Within these worlds, I finally found you
And now that I know that you are still here
I will sing no requiem tonight
[SIRAMAY & SOUL BOUND]
Why should I have a heavy heart?
[SIRAMAY]
Why should I say
[SIRAMAY & GP]
I'll keep you with me?
[SIRAMAY]
Why should I go and fall apart for you?
[ALL]
Why should I play the grieving one and lie
Saying that I miss you
And that my world has gone dark without your light?
(I can see your light)
[SIRAMAY]
I will sing no requiem.
Tonight
Cause when the villains fall, the kingdoms never weep
No one lights a candle to remember
No, no one mourns at all
When they lay them down to sleep
So, don't tell me that I didn't have it right!
Don't tell me that it wasn't black and bright
After all you put them through
Don't say it wasn't true
THAT YOU WERE NOT THE MONSTER!
That I knew…
Cause I cannot play the grieving one and lie
Saying that I miss you
And that my world has gone dark…
[SOUL BOUND]
I will sing no requiem
[GP]
I will sing no requiem
[SIRAMAY]
I will sing no requiem tonight
[SOUL BOUND & GP]
Oh-oh, oh-oh
[SIRAMAY]
Oh-oh
[SIRAMAY, SOUL BOUND, & GP]
Oh-ohhh