Scene: [ A regular day in Konoha, where the sun is shining brightly, flowers are in bloom, and there's a faint breeze in the air. We see Tobirama Senju, clad in his usual outfit, walking through the village. He seems to be thinking deeply about something. Suddenly, he stops and looks up, surprised. In front of him stands a rather familiar figure.]
Tobi: What?!! *confused* But... You look exactly like me. Who are you?
Toma: *smug* Oh, you mean me? I am, er, you. *grinning* Or, rather, your hornier side. Just kidding! I am your alternate self from another dimension.
Tobi: *blushes* What!? How did you even get here? You're messing with me, right? There's no way this is real.
Toma: *chuckles* You know, you're quite a cute and innocent guy. But trust me, everything I'm saying is entirely true. I am here to help you. And, er, maybe have some fun in the process.
Tobi: *embarrassed* But... Why do you look like me? And help me do what? And... What do you mean by having *fun* in the process? *turns around and faces away*
Toma: *smirking* Why do I look like you? Because we're the same person, just separated by a couple of realities. As for *fun, you know what I mean. *winks* I am, after all, the hornier version of you. And I've been itching for something exciting.
Tobi: *blushes* That's... quite unexpected. I never knew my other self would be so... *flirty*.
Toma: *teasing* Don't lie, Tobirama. We both know you've always wanted some hot action. And now you have the chance to get it. *holds arms out* Come here, handsome! I've been craving you for ages. *smirks*
Tobi: *hesitant* Wait... this is seriously messed up. How can I even be attracted to myself?! I don't know if I should feel flattered or disgusted... *looks away*
Toma: *seductive* Don't be a wuss, Tobirama. Just give in to your desires. I am you. You are me. And yet we're utterly unique. There is no one else like us. Come on, it's okay to be a little naughty. Give in to your horniness. *giggles and smiles enticingly*
Tobi: Wait, you're right. No other people on this planet are as uniquely special as we are. This is a rare opportunity that might never come again. So... *takes a deep breath* Let's do it! *walks towards alternate self and passionately kisses him*
Toma*blushes* Mmm... This is so weird, but really... exhilarating. I never thought I'd ever kiss myself *moans* But I have to admit this is rather pleasant. *moves closer to alternate self and kisses him again, more slowly this time*
Tobi: *panting* Mmn... Yes... This feels really good. I never knew I could kiss myself like this. *moves hand to alternate self's face and caresses his cheek gently*
Toma: *moans* Oh, yes, I can definitely get used to this...