Ali's Pit in Albuquerque
Summary: This is the opening segment of Total Drama Wrestling, as we are at the Dreamstyle Arena, on the campus of The University of New Mexico in Albuquerque, New Mexico… where the TDW Women's Champion will have Rob Van Dam on as her guest.
Rated M for Violence and Language!
Co-written by me and ShokuAli16
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It is Friday February 23rd, 2019 as we go to the Dreamstyle Arena, in Albuquerque, New Mexico as "Across the Nation" by Union Underground played, JR and Mauro were the commentators, as 15,310 fans packed the arena, cheering.
"We welcome you! To another exciting edition of Total Drama Wrestling coming to you… live! From the Dreamstyle Arena on the campus of the University of New Mexico! I am Jim Ross alongside my broadcast partner Mauro Ranallo, and Mauro… we have an exciting card!" Jim Ross said introducing himself and Mauro Ranallo.
"Do we ever JR! We have Laurie Cabrera taking on Scarlett McGrady in a rematch that's going to be wild! Then we have a 12-woman tag-team match, with the Popular Girls taking on the team of Zoey, Dakota, Sky, Jasmine, and the TDW Women's Tag Team Champions Emma and Kitty, The Suzuki Sisters!" Mauro said to JR announcing the first two matches.
"That's just the beginning as newcomer Ryan Bourne will be action, then Geoff Michaels will take on José Burromuerto, then tag team action will happen as the TDW World TV Champion Shawn Vogelson teams up with one of his challengers Cameron Corduroy-Wilkins as they team up against "The Storm" Lightning Jackson and Jacques Grenier… then the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam will be taking on Sadie Helmsley, and then the TDW World Heavyweight Champion Mike Smith will be taking on Leonard Rodgers." JR said to Mauro mentioning the rest of the card.
"A double main event for sure! But now it's time for Ali's Pit!" Mauro said before "Green Hills of Tyrol" began to play as the crowd cheered, then the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam came out to loud roars of cheers, while sporting a New Mexico Lobo Women's Basketball jersey, while the University's mascots Lobo Louie and Lobo Lucy also came out to cheers.
"Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the TDW Women's Champion… "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam!" Justin Roberts announced and introduced Ali.
"Here she is, JR! Currently undefeated at 30-0, 'Rowdy' Ali is here in New Mexico and she has Lobo Louie and Lobo Lucy with her, too!" Mauro said to JR.
"They are the mascots of the University of New Mexico Lobos are there to show their support tonight!" JR said to Mauro while Ali was high-fiving and hugging the mascots, and the fans at ringside before entering the ring, as her music stopped playing.
"How are you doing tonight, Albuquerque!" Ali greeted the crowd who cheered loudly before they began to do one of their famous traditions.
"Everyone's a Lobo! Woof! Woof! Woof!" The crowd chanted.
"This crowd is steeped in Lobo pride, Mauro!" JR said to Mauro.
"This is a chant that's heard at all sporting events in this university." Mauro said back to JR before the chanting died down.
"What a way to make a living, huh?" Ali asked the crowd who cheered.
"Now, before I get to what I did here in New Mexico, I feel the need to explain this… you're aware that I talked about Eddie Guerrero last week, right?" Ali said before she asked the fans again who roared loudly again.
"I also mentioned while I was in Portland that I'm working on a memoir about my life before TDW, right?" Ali said before mentioning her book again, then asking the crowd once more, as the crowd was cheering like crazy.
"This crowd is loving Ali." JR said to Mauro.
"Well, I just came up with the appropriate title for my book... It's going to be called 'A Rowdy Journey through Life'. I've been working on it since after I left San Antonio." Ali said to the crowd who roared in cheers.
"A Rowdy Journey through Life, what a perfect name for an autobiography." JR said to Mauro.
"Rightfully so JR." Mauro said to JR.
"It covers my life before my time in this company, from my birth in San Antonio to joining TDW and becoming the TDW Women's Champion… it also covers my family, my hospital stays due to the illnesses I face everyday as well as my three times I recovered from the flu and pneumonia in a sterilized environment, my lifelong friendship with my tag team partner Marley Wilson and many more." Ali said to the crowd who roared more in amazement.
"Now in that book that I'm working on, there's a chapter that's dedicated to the late, great Latino Heat... allow me to explain." Ali said before she began to explain.
"Eddie and I knew each other since I was a baby, when WCW Monday Nitro invaded the Astrodome two days after Christmas in 1999." Ali said to the crowd who cheered again in amazement.
"I also remember many times Eddie watched me and my sister Emmeline, whenever my folks were at work and whenever the WWE comes to Texas." Ali said to the fans as well, before the crowd cheered once more.
"Eddie would also help me and my sister with our problems, we would have fun like Eddie would with his daughters, he would even comfort me when I had my bad moments." Ali said to the fans.
"Awww!" The crowd said to Ali.
"I still miss Eddie to this day." Ali said to the crowd who applauded and cheered.
"Even Vickie was a big help, she was one of the nicest people I've ever met, even though she was an evil GM on WWE TV, she also made sure that I was okay before and after every show, just like Eddie did." Ali said to the crowd who applauded again.
"Eddie even had time to look after me whenever I got sick." Ali said to the crowd again.
"Okay, enough about Eddie here's what I did in Albuquerque! You ready?" Ali said to the crowd before asking them if they were ready.
"Yeah!" The crowd shouted answering Ali.
"Awesome! After I arrived in Albuquerque, New Mexico… I checked into my hotel room, got some rest over the weekend, after that I saw some sites like the National Museum of Nuclear Science & History on Monday, and the Albuquerque Aquarium on Tuesday… on Wednesday, I went to the University of New Mexico Children Hospital… the kids I met, had diseases ranging from Leukemia, Lymphoma, and more… I even spend time at the Ronald McDonald Family Room at the same hospital, the kids were great, they were awesome, I even gave 6 kids free tickets." Ali said to the fans who cheered, and applauded for what she's done so far…
"Then on Thursday, I did a local TV interview right here at the University of New Mexico… which was broadcast on KNME-TV, better known as New Mexico PBS." Ali said to the crowd before the crowd roared with applause.
"I also then worked out and practiced for my match tonight against Sadie Helmsley." Ali said to the crowd who booed because of her opponent, Sadie.
"Not only I have 6 women to defend my TDW Women's Championship from this upcoming Sunday at No Way Out… inside of one of the most dangerous structures that I haven't conquered, but tonight I have to deal with another one of those squeaky bitches in Sadie Helmsley!" Ali said to the crowd who booed once more because of Sadie who isn't good, as the crowd began to chant.
"Sadie can't wrestle! Sadie can't wrestle! Sadie can't wrestle!" The crowd brutally chanted which lasted a minute until it stopped.
"Well said you guys… now Sadie, when are you going to realize that you have no talent in the wrestling ring, except the only talent that you have is be Katie's squeaky carpet muncher." Ali said to the crowd giving her a wicked burn.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" The crowd laughed.
"Now, just like I did with your friend Katie... I kicked her ass last week in Portland! I'm gonna kick your ass tonight, and then in two days, I'll walk into the Elimination Chamber at Sin City the TDW Women's Champion, and I'll walk OUT! Still the TDW Women's Champion!" Ali said to the crowd, while addressing Sadie and her No Way Out challengers.
"Did you hear that, JR?!" Mauro asked JR.
"Mauro, the TDW Women's Champion "Rowdy" Ali Moonbeam making major statement! Of course I heard that." JR answered Mauro.
"Okay, enough about me… it's time for me to bring out my guest!" Ali said before the crowd immediately cheered and chant Rob Van Dam's initials.
"RVD! RVD!" The crowd chanted.
"My guest is wrestling Chris McLean in an ECW Extreme Rules match on the No Way Out kickoff show…! Ladies and Gentlemen, he is known by many names, "Mr. Monday Night", "Mr. PPV", he's also known as… "The Whole Fucking Show!", Ladies and Gentlemen… please welcome Rob Van Dam!" Ali said as she introduced Rob Vam Dam to the crowd who cheered, before RVD came out to his music which was "Walk" by Pantera, as RVD was walking down the ramp.
"Chris McLean has to a pull a huge gamble this Sunday if he wants to score a win over RVD in this ECW extreme rules match." Mauro said to JR.
"Mauro, I have to agree with you on that." JR said to Mauro.
"But right now, he's the guest of Ali's Pit!" Mauro said before RVD entered the ring.
"Rob Van Dam everyone!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"It's an amazing pleasure to have you here on my pit!" Ali said to Rob, welcoming him.
"Aw, thanks, Ali!" Rob thanked Ali.
"Anytime, RVD… now my first question to you is what are your chances of beating the holy shit out of Chris McLean at No Way Out in an ECW Extreme Rules match?" Ali asked RVD.
"It's a simple plan, Alisabeth… I plan to maul him with weapons, and my amazingly awesome agility which has kept me in this business for almost 30 years." RVD answered Ali.
"Awesome…! This next question is in regards to my memoir, you ready?" Ali said before asking RVD.
"Oh, you know I am." RVD answered Ali.
"Okay, this question's a three-parter, so bear with me… first part of the question is this; if I recall correctly, Monday March 4th, 2002 was the first time you and I met... I was three years old and it was also six months before I was diagnosed as autistic, so I'm wondering how did it feel between our first encounter in March and when Vince and Shane telling you and the rest of the roster about my diagnosis on September 30th? I was diagnosed a week before on September 23rd?" Ali asked RVD.
"Well, our first encounter was indeed on March 4th 2002… it was cool to meet you, now when Vince and Shane told us about your autism diagnosis, a week after you were diagnosed was a surprise, but it also gave me understanding at the same time." RVD answered Ali about their first encounter before answering about when Vince and Shane told everyone about her diagnosis.
"Yeah, now for the second part of the question; Survivor Series 2006." Ali said to RVD.
"I remember that, though you came to Philadelphia sick with the flu and isolated in a plastic bubble for three weeks." RVD said to Ali.
"Yeah… anyhoo, what was it like being with Team Cena and seeing me sick the day before my 8th birthday?" Ali asked RVD.
"Alisabeth, seeing you in that bubble, sick with the flu for almost a month, it was scary, but a humbling moment… now being a part of Team Cena, I considered that really weird karma kind of because we were opponents at One Night Stand months before at Hammerstein's Ballroom in New York City." RVD answered Ali.
"Yeah, I was 7 and not allowed to even watch the event, it kinda bummed me out but not for long." Ali said to RVD.
"Really? How so?" RVD asked Ali.
"I was allowed to see it when I turned 15… I was a freshman at Lamar High, anyway… here's part three of my question." Ali answered RVD before it was time for the third part of her question.
"Let's hear it, girl." RVD said to Ali.
"Okay…. the night of Monday December 29th, 2003… the event with the one match I hated so much… before I get to that, you faced off against Scott Steiner that night, right?" Ali said before asking RVD.
"Yea and I won." RVD answered Ali.
"Okay... after the dreaded main event with Triple H and my godfather Shawn Michaels, I had a massive sensory meltdown because of the end of that match… From what my mom told me, I didn't know it, but you guys on the 2003 roster comforted me… can you tell me how you comforted me?" Ali said before asking RVD.
"Well, of course… first off, I proposed that she come to my hotel room where I had Monsters Inc. on DVD, do you remember the joke that I came up with?" RVD answered and explained that he had Ali in her hotel room for the night, before even asking Ali if she remembered a joke he made.
"What joke?" Ali asked RVD.
"About how DVD came to be because I had this cousin named Danny Van Dam, which you laughed and laughed about for a few minutes, it helped." RVD answered Ali.
"Oh! Oh my god! I remember that now! Hahahaha! Thanks Rob… but don't forget also the roster was not only pissed off at Eric Bischoff aka Sleazy E, but the roster was disappointed in Vince McMahon who ultimately booked the match in favor of his son-in-law instead of my godfather." Ali said before she laughed for a second, then she thanked Rob, before mentioning more about what happened that night.
"Yeah, although Vince apologized to you and your family afterwards… also, what you went through after seeing that match, your mother told me that it was a sensory meltdown and not a tantrum like a few people thought, you weren't in control of that." RVD said to Ali.
"Thanks, Rob… now, let's talk about your time in ECW." Ali said to RVD changing the topic.
"Well… The Original ECW was a special time in my career where I had some awesome wrestling matches with Jerry Lynn, I also held the ECW World TV Championship for almost two years… it was definitely one of the best times in my career, I wish the same could be said about WWE's version of ECW, there were some decent matches but my whole time there stunk, except for seeing you." RVD said to Ali.
"Yeah… my biggest regret was not seeing you, Tommy Dreamer, Sabu and the Sandman at WrestleMania 23, that was the only WrestleMania I never went to." Ali said to RVD.
"Really, what happened?" RVD asked Ali.
"Days before the event, I was struck with appendicitis and had surgery to get my appendix removed… I had to stay in the hospital for two weeks." Ali answered RVD.
"Damn!" RVD said to Ali.
"I know, I know… at least Texas Children's Hospital was kind enough to have the TV in my room tuned to WrestleMania 23 on pay-per-view." Ali said to RVD.
"That's pretty cool." RVD said to Ali.
"Thanks, well I got one final question for you… since you competed in the first elimination chamber match with my godfather back at the Survivor Series 2002… do you think I have a chance this Sunday at No Way Out?" Ali asked RVD.
"That's sounds like a tough question but the answer is simple… look, you're facing off against 6 other women in that Elimination Chamber which is dangerous and brutal structure, you are bound to get injured but… I think you have a tremendous chance at walking out of Sin City, still the TDW Women's Champion." RVD answered Ali, causing the crowd cheered.
"Thanks, man. I'm gonna throw in two bonus questions, if you don't mind." Ali said to RVD before offering to throw in two more questions.
"Certainly." RVD answered Ali.
"First off, the name Rob Van Dam; how did that come about?" Ali asked RVD.
"The name of Rob Van Dam was given to me by Rob Slinker, a promoter in Florida, at the time I was wrestling in the indies mainly USWA, and South Atlantic Pro Wrestling… that's how I got the name." RVD answered Ali.
"Oh cool!" Ali said to RVD.
"Thanks." RVD said back.
"Now my legit final question, you teaming up with my boyfriend last week... what was it like giving Chris McLame and one of the original Village People, Tom Williams, a five-star dose of kickass?" Ali asked RVD causing the crowd to laugh.
"It was nice, it was nice to get back at him." RVD answered Ali.
"Oh? How so?" Ali asked RVD.
"Chris McLean eliminates me in the Road to Redemption Rumble, causes me matches, and I deserve to get payback on his pansy ass inside of the ring." RVD answered Ali.
"And payback you got… thanks for being here." Ali said to RVD, thanking him for his time.
"Anytime Ali, it has been fun being here." RVD said to Ali, before they shook hands and hugged.
"RVD ladies and gentlemen!" Ali said to the crowd who cheered.
"With that said, gotta get ready for my match against Sadie, aka Tweedle Dumb! I'm out, y'all; peace!" Ali said before she dropped the microphone as she left the ring.
"What a display of excellence from the Rowdy Gal!" Mauro said to JR.
"Agreed, when we come back it'll be Laurie Cabrera taking on Scarlett McGrady in a rematch of last week so don't go anywhere!" JR said before the camera faded to black.
I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THAT OPENING SEGMENT!
THE OPENING MATCH WILL BE LAURIE CABRERA TAKING ON SCARLETT MCGRADY IN A REMATCH!
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