Arriving in the cold and shivering town of Shakopee, Minnesota, six extraterrestrial beings arrived to seek out the new wielder of, 'The Purple Bandanas of Passion'. BY an abandoned bowling alley, a red alien and yellow alien teleported inside. "Horatia," said a female yellow alien, 'According to the calculations, the new wielder of The Purple Bandanas of Passions is in the vicinity of this Shakopee, Minnesota."

"I know that Minda" groaned Horatia, "But why do we have to teleport to this, whatever it is."

"It's called a 'bowling alley." Minda answered, "The Grand Council of Fashion has ordered us to remain anonymous in remote and vacant areas on Earth because we've lost at least 40 agents on this planet within the last 500 years."

"I remember those agents," Horatia recalled, "And I can not risk losing you and the others like I lost them."

Minda was worried because she had been Horatia's advisor for the last two years.

All of a sudden, a green alien stretched his way into the bowling alley while a blue alien leaped his way in through an open window. "Marcellus, Vibius," Minda said as she walked up to her teammates, "You made it in the nick of time."

"Now all we need is Princess Rachiel and Charmaine then we're a semi-full team," Vibius replied as an orange alien flew her way in.

"If it isn't her Royal Highness," the blue wielder groaned, "Princess Rachiel of Stellar."

"Don't mock her, Vibius," the green wielder.

"Whatever, Marcellus," Vibius replied rudely.

"What's the holdup," assured Rachiel, "I was just so excited to check out this cute little planetthat I don't know where to marigolly start."

"Hold your colors?," the pink alien said as she teleported herself into the abandoned bowling alley, "We're here to look for the new wielder of The Purple Bandanas of Passion."

"Hate to burst your mixtures," Vibius interrupted as he used his supersonic hearing, "But I think I can hear the human being somewhere near."

"I'll go," Charmaine suggested, "Maybe he could use some cheering up."

XxoxX

Charmaine teleported from place to place when she spotted a cute but balding boy in purple clothes. Using her shapeshifting abilities, she turned into an Earth version of herself. Sensing the boy's emotions, she could tell that she was sad. After Charmaine gave the boy a quick healing kiss, his hair started to grow back.

After the boy stopped crying, he started to feel the brown. hair on his head. "What is going on?" the boy asked, "Usually hair takes about 365 days to grow back and my best friend 'Carlos' thinks that the rapid hair growth formulas are real."

"They are," Charmaine replied, "If it's the right product or powers."

"Powers?" the boy asked, "Are you saying that you are real superheroes? My mom thinks they're all just con artists just for fame and fortune, but I know that they're doing the right thing."

"They are," Charmaine answered, "And Hold On To Your Hues."

With a quick teleport, they were transported back to the abandoned bowling alley. Astonished by their skin tones and freaky appearances, the boy knew that they were Charmaines friends. Rachiel, Minda, Marcellus, and Vibius were thrilled to have their first-ever human member, but Horatia wasn't ecstatic about this, "This human is the new wielder," she asked in disappointment, "This has to be a joke."

"I'm afraid not," corrected Minda, "James Diamond here has the beauty strong enough to withhold any girl and make sure that everyone looks girl in their style."

"That's right," James answered as he realized that the aliens knew their names. "What am I chosen for anyway?"

"To be the wielder of The Purple Bandanas of Passion." Horatia explained, "Our previous wielder betrayed us and unfortunately, we let a human join our team."

"To activate your alien accessory." Minda explained, "Just clench onto your bandanas and spin around like until you observe a vision of super form."

Unsure, James decided to do what Minda said.

After a few swirls and a big purple shine, he was turned into a black-purple superhero with numerous bandanas all over. James was confused. He was panicking so hard, that he started to float like a butterfly. That he caused a karate chop that stung like a bee, unleashing all the sodas left behind in the old soda machine. Before the sodas could open up, Vibius used his metal manipulation and organized the sodas by flavor. "Saphtastic moves, James." he commented.

"Saphtastic," James asked, "Catchy catchphrase."

"Enough small talk," Horatia growled, "I've been getting a reading on the scanner about a hair-styling villain sabotaging this 'Clippy Trim' hair salon."

"Clippy Trim," James recalled, "That's where some of the bargain-hunting students go in my town to save money on a haircut."

"Will you choose to accept the mission?" Charmaine asked."

"You did fix up my hair," James said, "Okay."

XxoxX

At the Clippy Trim hair salon, a hair styling villainess with red and pink styling apparel was shaving the heads of the hair stylists, who were trapped in sticky hair mousse, "You won't get away with this Hårrakapparat!." shouted a hairstylist.

"I already have, "Hårrakapparat sneered in a Swedish accent, "I will shave every last client until nothing is left."

"But do you have a coupon?" James asked, "Because prison admission is half off."

"What are you doing with my hair shaving?" Hårrakapparat asked.

"I'm Bandana Man," shouted James, "And we're The Fashion Seven."

Angered for interrupting her shaving scheme. Hårrakapparat got out her multi-styling swords and started attacking The Fashion Seven. Horatia climbed the walls of the salon, Rachiel blew the swords away with her Hyper Breath, Minda used her force field powers to protect the bald hair stylists, Marcellus surrounded Hårrakapparat with his replication powers, and Charmaine teleported the trapped stylists out of the trapping mousse and with quick healing kisses, she made their hair prettier than before.

The only thing left to do is to stop Hårrakapparat before it's too late. Taking a glance at a soda machine, Bandana Man remembered the same skill he had beforehand. He did a superpowered karate chop, broke the soda machine, and out came all the sodas. "What are you going to do?" Hårrakapparat laughed, "Have a movie night?"

"Better yet," Bandana Man answered, "We're going to have a Soda Surf Wave!"

After a whole lot of shaking, they sprayed the soda onto Hårrakapparat, ruining her good clothes and her evil plans. "Looks like that hair is going to be blowdried." Vibius joked.

Using his metal manipulation, Vibius trapped Hårrakapparat in there. "Thank you for saving us," a hair stylist said, "Usually we don't mind bald people coming in, but she takes hair styling too far."

"Your marigolly welcome," Rachiel replied, "Looks like Hårrakapparat will be styling prisoners' hair from now on."

After they took off, a Latino man in a police uniform came to arrest Hårrakapparat, "So you're the one who's been annoying the Clippy Trim stylists." growled the policeman, "My wife pays good money to go to this salon."

"Who are those fashionable brats." Hårrakapparat asked angrily.

XxoxX

The next day at Shakopee Middle School, James was admiring his new Purple Bandanas of Passion when his best friend, 'Carlos' came in, "James," he shouted, "Your not going to believe what happened last night. My Papi arrested a rogue Beauty School manager from Sweden for going overboard in the hairstyling business."

"Really," James asked while pretending to be shocked, "That's hairy."

"James." Minda contacted through telepathy, "James, escort to the outside of your school and meet by the outdoor lunch area."

"Excuse me," James said, "I have to ugh, check to see if I left my cellphone in the cafeteria."

Carlos was confused

Outside, James caught up with the rest of The Fashion Seven in their human disguises, "Guys," James said, "I have school, what is this all about."

"We wanted to tell you about our powerful marigolly accessories," explained Rachiel.

"These are The Accessories of Awesomes." Horatia explained, "They give us powers beyond the millenniums. Mine is The Red Bracelet of Leadership, Rachiel's is The Orange Headband of Enthusiasm, Minda's is The Yellow Sunglasses is Smartness, Marcellus's is The Grean Beanie of Loyalty, Vibius's is The Blue Wristwatch of Strength, and Charmaine's is The Pink Amulet of Kindness."

"From my research," Minda added, "You have a curfew around the twenty-hundred-hour mark."

"Actually," James said, "I'm supposed to be home by 8 pm. I have mommy issues."

"Affirmative," Minda replied, "and Twenty Hundred hours is 8 pm in your timeline. According to my last night's research, you never once said, 'No' to your overbearing mother, 'Brooke Diamond', you play piano, and you want to be famous one day."

"That's it." James replied, "And I may not be ready yet, but I'll be ready for when the next badly dressed baddie comes."

The End.