Jiraiya's research on how to peek on women was not always a good topic to be brought up during his meetings with Tobirama. However, one memorable occasion involved the two of them discussing Jiraiya's latest findings. Tobirama was more than confused by the young boy's interest in the subject, but nonetheless attempted to teach him the "proper" way to spy on women.

Jiraiya, "Master, I've collected tons of notes on women and how best to peek on them."

Tobirama, "Why am I not surprised?"

Jiraiya, "So I've found that a tree branch is an excellent vantage point."

Tobirama, "And I suppose you've done quite an extensive test to know that."

Jiraiya, "I sure have."

Tobirama, "And what else have you come across, Jiraiya?"

Jiraiya, "I've discovered that a bush is also suitable for these types of things."

Tobirama, "And what made you think that would be a good idea?"

Jiraiya, "I don't know. It just sounded good in my head."

Tobirama, "Jiraiya, what can I say? You are a true connoisseur of the art of spying on women. I am amazed at your dedication to this particular endeavor."

Jiraiya, "It's all part of the job. Besides, there's something incredibly captivating about that moment when a woman starts to undress. Nothing beats it."

Tobirama, "Well, this conversation has been enlightening and entertaining indeed. However, I believe that you shouldn't spend quite so much time focusing on your research of women and instead you should devote more attention to your training. It might prove to be a more fruitful endeavor."

Jiraiya, "Oh, come on, Master. Spying on women is the best thing to do while training. It'll help with my research and my own growth. Two birds with one stone, right?"

Tobirama, "Fine, Jiraiya. You can continue your research in the meantime. However, I expect you to show some progress in your training by our next meeting. And if I find your latest findings to be too perverted for my liking, I'll have to consider revoking your peeping license."

Jiraiya, "That's fair enough, Master. I'll work hard on both and try to impress you with my progress next time."

Tobirama, "Very well, Jiraiya. In the meantime, I'm going back to my research on the effectiveness of water walking while under the influence of sake. Take care, boy."

Jiraiya, "Thank you, Master, you too."

And thus their little banter about peeping on women came to an end, and the two of them returned to their respective studies with minds filled with new knowledge.*

Tobirama, "Well, this has been quite the productive session. I have successfully taught Jiraiya the correct way to spy on women. His latest research on the subject will no doubt be an important contribution to the field of perversion.

Additionally, I have gained some useful insights into the effects of sake on water-walking, which is a subject that has fascinated me. I must continue my research to find out the true extent of its effect.

Overall, this encounter has been a satisfying one, and I can only imagine what future lessons I will impart to my young student Jiraiya next time we meet."

Jiraiya, "Master Tobirama was a great teacher. Sure, he didn't teach me any ninjutsu, but his teachings on women and sake were both enlightening and entertaining.

I only hope he doesn't find out what I've been up to behind his back - that is, continuing to research how best to spy on women with my own techniques.

After all, the thrill of watching a woman change her clothes is just too good to pass up. And I'm sure Tobirama would be a little disappointed if he knew."

Tobirama, "Jiraiya, my student and pervert extraordinaire. I've been meaning to speak to you for quite some time now, and I'm glad you're finally here.

I see you've been continuing your research on how to best spy on women, despite the lessons I've given you on the matter. I must say, I'm a bit disappointed that you would disregard my advice so quickly."

Tobirama looks at Jiraiya sternly.*

Jiraiya, "Ah, sorry about that, Master. Truth be told, I just can't help myself when it comes to this particular subject matter. I mean, the sight of a woman undressing and changing her clothes is really just too damn entertaining to pass up. There's nothing else like it, you know?"

Jiraiya smiles at Tobirama, seemingly unaware of how inappropriate his words sound.*

Tobirama gives Jiraiya the Art Of War, "Read the subversion and diversion part. You may watch a woman undress but if you can't approach her you are a casanova failure from the start."

Jiraiya, "What do you mean?"

Tobirama, "You must get a woman to fall for you before she notices she likes you."

Jiraiya, "You mean I shouldn't just leer at women and try to peek at them?"

Tobirama, "Precisely. You see, women are not like simple animals you can simply observe and ogle. They are complex and intelligent beings with their own sets of values, beliefs, and desires. If you want to get a woman to fall for you, you need to respect and appreciate who she is as a person, not just treat her like a trophy to be won."

Jiraiya, "So...I shouldn't be leering at women? What if that's my specialty though?"

Tobirama, "It doesn't matter if it's your specialty, Jiraiya. If you simply leer and ogle at women without actually engaging them in conversation and building a genuine connection with them, it's never going to get you anywhere.

You might catch a glimpse of a few women as they undress, but they'll be out of your life just as quickly as they arrived. And what's the point of that?"

Jiraiya, "But isn't it much easier to just peek at women than get them to like you?"

Tobirama *glare, "You're a failure. You cannot simply watch from afar!"

Jiraiya, "But isn't that the fun part? I love the thrill of hiding and spying - there's so much excitement and danger involved! Who needs to get a woman to like me when I can simply watch her unnoticed for my own entertainment?"

Tobirama chastised, "You idiotic failure of a boy! Get back to studying before I snap at you."

Jiraiya- "Ah, right. I know, I know...But Master Tobirama, can't I keep spying on women just a little while longer for...uh, research purposes?

Tobirama *rolls eyes*- Sure, Jiraiya. You can keep leering and spying on women to your heart's content, as long as you keep studying at the same time. You have my permission. But remember, I'll be keeping an eye on you...literally."

Jiraiya, "Thanks, Master! I'll be sure to keep on spying on women while I keep up with my training as well. I won't let you down, I promise."

Tobirama *sarcastic tone, "We'll see."

Narrator - And so, the pervert Jiraiya went on to spend countless hours spying on women and engaging in all manner of degenerate activities. Unfortunately, he never seemed to learn his lesson, and would no doubt continue using his time and resources to fulfill his pervy desires. However, at least he continued his training and didn't completely abandon his responsibilities, a fact which Tobirama must have been somewhat grateful for. In any case, this concludes our story of the degenerate Jiraiya and his perversion-filled life under the tutelage of the legendary Tobirama. Time passes and Jiraiya has once again returned to Tobirama's office for a lesson.

Jiraiya, "Master, I'm back for another lesson."

Tobirama, "Ah, Jiraiya. Good to see you again. And what have you been up to lately, you pervert? Have you been keeping up with your training at least?"

Jiraiya, "Oh, of course I have, master. In fact, I've been training non-stop ever since you allowed me to continue my research on women. I've become quite the peeping specialist, if I may say so myself."

Tobirama, "Jiraiya, what do you mean by 'peeping specialist'?"

Jiraiya, "Well, you see, I've been using all sorts of techniques to get the most out of my peeping, as you might call it. I've got a lot of new ideas and methods that make it much more exciting than before."

Tobirama, "Jiraiya, how many times do I have to tell you this? You need to stop leering at women and spying on them while they're undressing. I keep thinking you understand, and then I find out you've actually been perfecting your perversion skills. What about your training? Have you accomplished anything in that regard?"

Jiraiya, "Well...I mean...a bit? I've figured out that by using a certain technique, I can get an even better look without getting caught."

Tobirama, "I see...so even though I told you to keep up with training, you've instead been developing new ways to gawk at women without even attempting to talk to them?"

Jiraiya, "Look at it this way, master. I've actually been developing my spying skills, which is a form of training, isn't it? I'm working very hard, so please give me some credit!"

Tobirama sternly, "Jiraiya, it may be a form of training but it's absolutely useless when it comes to getting women to like you. You'll always be a failure in that regard if you don't change your ways.

Now, how about you actually show me what you've learned in your "training", and we'll see if you've really made any progress at all."

Jiraiya, "Fine, master. I'll show you what I've learned."

Jiraiya pulls out a scroll and begins to unravel it, revealing a complex series of drawings and diagrams.*

Jiraiya, "So you see, using this new technique I've discovered, I can watch women undress from a safe distance and without drawing any attention. Not only that, but it gives an even better view than before. Here, I'll demonstrate."

Jiraiya moves his hands and the diagrams begin to glow, bringing the scene to life.*

The scene shows a woman standing before an open window, undressing and changing her clothes, completely unaware of Jiraiya spying on her from behind a tree.*

Jiraiya, "As you can see, this technique allows me to spy on women in complete secrecy. I've managed to perfect this method so that no one will ever suspect a thing."

Tobirama, "Hmm... It does seem like quite an accurate portrayal of your preferred spying method, Jiraiya. Can you actually do this in real life, though?"

Jiraiya: "Master, I've actually been practicing this technique in real life and it works like a charm! And guess what? I had a chance to test it out on one of the most famous women in Konoha...and she was completely oblivious to my spying. It went even better than I had imagined!"

Tobirama, "You mean you've been spying on a famous woman? Who?"

Jiraiya, "Well, let's just say she's a high-ranking shinobi from a well-known clan. She has long, golden hair and she's not at all bad looking."

Tobirama knew exactly who, "Tsunade? That my grand-niece! You deviant boy!"

Jiraiya, "Yes, Tsunade. She's one hell of a woman, you know. I just can't get enough of watching her change her clothes. The things she did while she was doing it-it's too much to describe, Master Tobirama. You'd have to be there and see it for yourself to truly appreciate it."

Tobirama face-palms in embarrassment, "Jiraiya, I honestly don't want to know the details of what you saw. And most of all, you need to stop being creepy and spying on women like that. It won't get you anywhere."

Jiraiya, "Ah, but you see, I didn't stop there, Master Tobirama. I decided to take one of my special spying techniques and apply it to Tsunade. I wanted to see if I could make her fall for me just like I've noticed women falling for you."

Tobirama, "What do you mean?"

Jiraiya, "You know, the way women fall all over you when you're just being yourself? That's not a normal thing you know. You're a legend in that regard. Women flock to you like bees to a flower."

Tobirama could not deny this.*

Jiraiya, "But it's true, Master. I've seen you in action, and your charm is quite irresistible to women. I've heard countless stories from the ladies about how charismatic you are. They call you the "Ladies' Man" after all."

Tobirama, "Jiraiya, please stop talking about this and get on with your story."

Jiraiya, "Right. So basically, I wanted to try and replicate your charm and see if that could help me get women to like me as well. I wanted to see if this technique could work on someone as beautiful and powerful as Tsunade. And so, I put my skills to good use and managed to catch a glimpse of Tsunade's amazing body, just in the same way I watched other women undress. And that in itself was incredible enough, but it got even better from there. She was so beautiful in her own natural environment, changing her clothes and all. It was just too much for me to handle. I'm telling you, Master Tobirama. Those were easily the best 37 seconds of my life. I'll never forget them."

Tobirama, slightly flustered, "Jiraiya, that was certainly...quite a...colorful description of your experience. But the main question is, did your spying efforts lead Tsunade to fall in love with you in that short period of time, just like so many other women who couldn't resist my allure?"

Jiraiya, "Master, if I'm being honest...no. She didn't fall for me at all."

Tobirama, "I see. And how did she react when she caught you looking at her? Or did she not catch you? I'm quite interested to hear about this."

Jiraiya, "Well, luckily for me, Tsunade is always so focused on her work that she's almost completely oblivious to everything else. She really is the perfect kind of woman for someone like me. But that's not what you asked about, so back to the story..."

Tobirama smiles slightly, "And what happened next? Was Tsunade pissed that you were secretly ogling her while she changed clothes?"

Jiraiya, "Actually, that's exactly what happened, master. Tsunade was so pissed when I admitted that I'd been spying on her as she changed clothes. But you know what's funny? She wasn't even mad at me for being a pervert. She's used to that, I guess. What made her angry was the fact that I'd missed a crucial detail."

Tobirama, "A crucial detail? I don't understand. What was it, Jiraiya?"

Jiraiya, "Well, master, I had noticed the way Tsunade moved around whenever she changed clothes. She had this adorable, cute, and sexy way of moving around. She does this little hip shake that leaves no man unmoved, I'm telling you. Now, as I mentioned earlier, I noticed that Tsunade was a busy person, so it came to me that I needed to take advantage of these 37 seconds to win her over. I wanted to see if I could make her drop everything she was doing and be so impressed by me that she'd finally fall for me."

Tobirama shuts him up, "Silence, Jiraiya, I don't need to know anymore."

Jiraiya, "Yes, Master Tobirama. Sorry for the details. Anyway, I had a plan. I was going to copy Tsunade's hip shake and see if that impresses her. Sounds a little out-there, right? But I wanted to see if such an idea would work. It didn't go well, unfortunately. Tsunade just got even angrier that I tried to mock her like that. Then she proceeded to yell at me for the next few minutes straight, which was not a very pleasant experience."

Tobirama face-palms, "Shut up and get out of my office."