Mitsuri: Do you cook?
Rengoku: I made a cake once.
Tengen: Yeah, it was good.
Rengoku: Really?
Tengen: Don't make me lie twice, Rengoku.

Sanemi: I've come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck.

Tengen: Everything's fine, Rengoku.
Rengoku: Tengen, I know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT'S NOT FINE.

Muichiro: Gyoumei, what if there are monsters?
Gyoumei: Don't worry, we're top of the food chain.
Much later…
Muichiro, lying awake at night: I am the monster.

Giyuu: Tengen, why are you crying?
Tengen: This book is so sad!
Giyuu, picking it up: But this is my diary-

Gyoumei: Isn't it weird that people kill mosquitoes just because they're annoying?
Giyuu: Damn, if people did that to each other, Sanemi would've killed me years ago.

Obanai: Hey, quick question. How petty am I allowed to be?

Giyuu: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Rengoku, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Shinobu, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Rengoku: Because she has little hands!

Gyoumei: I hope you have an explanation for this.
Rengoku: We have three, actually!
Tengen: Pick your favorite.

Mitsuri: Giyuu! I thought you were dead!
Giyuu: No, just in deep cover.
Mitsuri: ...But it was an open casket.
Giyuu: It was very deep.

Rengoku: Tengen, what are you doing?
Tengen: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Rengoku: You could always take it out and count it.
Tengen: Where's the fun in that?

Giyuu: What has the galaxy ever done for you?! Why would you wanna save it?!
Shinobu: Cause I'm one of the idiots who lives in it!

Obanai: Sanemi, what are you doing?
Sanemi: Making chocolate pudding.
Obanai: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?
Sanemi: Because I've lost control of my life.
Sanemi: Here's your pudding, Muichiro.
Muichiro: Oh that's okay, I'm not hungry anymore.

Mitsuri: Why don't humans have a specific noise that means "there are bees here, let's leave immediately." Why are elephants more advanced than us.
Rengoku: We do have a specific noise for it. It sounds like this:
Rengoku: "There are bees here, let's leave immediately!"

Tengen: Am I in trouble?
Gyoumei: Take a guess.
Tengen: No?
Gyoumei: Take another guess.

Giyuu: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Rengoku: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person.
Giyuu: You don't have to wear…
Rengoku: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off.

Muichiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW!

Rengoku: If I fall…
Tengen: I'll be there to catch you.
Obanai: *looks at Giyuu* What if I fall?
Sanemi: Then I'll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Shinobu: *watches these two interactions*
Shinobu, to Giyuu: And if I fall?
Giyuu: I'll be the one who pushed you.

Muichiro: Can we go to a haunted house?
Sanemi: What's wrong with the one we live in?
Muichiro: Wh-what?
Sanemi: Goodnight, Muichiro.

Muichiro: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
Giyuu: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
Obanai: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
Rengoku: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
Shinobu: ...put it away.

Tengen: FUCK THE CHAIR. PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR FRIEND IN NEED!
Tengen: BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE! AWAY WITH YE, FOUR LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST BASIC AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU SUPPLY!
Obanai: Tengen just threw a tantrum about a chair.
Obanai: I just won Tengen Tantrum Bingo.

Giyuu: Tengen, you're an asshole, man.
Tengen: You are what you eat Giyuu.

Tengen: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Rengoku: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Misturi: And you just ran away?!
Tengen: I didn't expect him to flirt back!

Tengen to Rengoku: Turn that frown upside-down!
*a little while later*
Tengen: What are you doing?
Rengoku, trying to do a handstand: You told me to "turn that frown upside-down" but it's not working.

Tengen, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.
Obanai: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

Rengoku: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?
Tengen: Why?
Rengoku: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Sanemi.
Tengen: Technically, you don't actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.
Rengoku: Tengen, you have opened my eyes.

Mitsuri: That was so hot, Obanai.
Obanai: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Mitsuri: I'm so in love with you.