chapter 1
hi my name is Gaia Dark'ness Dementia Raven Logrif Selch. im an ascian, in case you couldnt tell. im not related to Emet Selch but i wish i was cause hes a total fuking hottie. i have enoby black hair that reaches past my waist and blue eyes like limpid tears and a black minidress under a black coat and fishnet thigh highs and many inched high heels. i was wearing black eyeliner and black eyeshadow and alot of layers of thick dark blood crimson lipstick.
one day i was super depressed and cryin in the rain with blak tearz strimming down my face. becuase... i had a SECRET FORBIDEN LOAF!11111 i was in luv with a PREP!1111 becaose the gay crystal gave me a sign that were like, soulmates or something! but we cannot be together cause im the oracle of dark'ness and shes the oracle of lite.
suddenly Mitron was there. he stared at me and i put up my middle finger at him.
"fuck off" i said and then he fucked off
dark clouds were in the sky whcih would normaly make me happy cause im goffik and also cause of that whole thing with the lite and sineaters so everyone is goffik and hates sunlite now.
"hey Gaia" introduced a voice behind me
and then i turnd around it was...
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RYNE
"hey" i sighed
"wanna get coffee biscuits?" inquired Ryne rolling up in the skyslipper car
"YEAH" i exclaimed and then i wasnt sad anymor cause were going on a date so its not forbiden anymor i guess?
and then i got in the car and we went to the drive thru at the crystarium.
there were mords at the drive thru. "do u want ur coffee biscuits with bugs or cactus?" said mord "OH SHIT" THE MORD SCREM LOOKING AT THE CAR BEHIND US
"JUST COFFEE BISCUIT PLEASE" SAID RYNE CALMLY (AUTHORS NOTE: THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON GOT STUCK OR SOEMTHING)
AND THEN THE MORD GAVE US COFFee biscuits (authors note: i fixed the caps lock button)
but then the car behind the drive thru was full of sin eaters!11111
"THIS IS COFFEE BISCUITS NOT BUTTLOAF!1111" THE MORD SCREEMED BUT THE SIN EATERS DIDNT DRIVE AWAY LIKE HOW ARE THEY EVEN STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THE LIGHTWARDENS DIED CAUSE THE WARRIOR OF DARKNESS SHADOWBROUGHT OF SHADOWS? FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER WHEN I FIX THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON AGAIN!1111