Gretel woke up to her brother running in her room.
Kevin: Guess what day it is?
Gretel: What?
Kevin: Our shitty Live Action Movie releases today.
Gretel: First Kim Possible, now this show! Why Disney?!
Kevin: Disney? I think you mean Nickelodeon.
Gretel: We're owned by Nickelodeon?
Then Fred walked in. Her hair was long, she wore a dress, high heels and her forehead was huge. Oh, and she wasn't wearing glasses.
Gretel: Fred? What happened to you.
Fred: I have a shitty actor in the film. She looks nothing like me and sounds nothing like Jenny King.
Gretel: I think you mean Joey King?
Kevin: What are you talking about? Hamster and Gretel have been running for 100 years. It makes sense that the actors grew old and got replaced by our grandchildren. We're at our 100th season after all.
Gretel: But I'm still a kid, and Bailey and Nordle…
Fred: Who's Bailey?
Gretel: My best friend.
Kevin:…Oh yeah! She disappeared after Season 5.
Gretel: Wait what?!
Fred: Don't worry, you got Sparky.
Then a dog resembling Churro came skateboarding in the room wearing a backwards baseball cap.
Sparky: Yo, it's ya Boi Sparky!
Gretel immediately hated him and used her heat vision but that somehow froze him.
Gretel: I have Ice Vision?
Kevin: Now at least. Your powers get retconned every few episodes. Speaking of which, Fistpuncher and Destructress have been appearing every episode since Season 69.
Lyle and Lauren appeared out the bedroom window.
Lauren: We're barely even evil anymore. And Lyle is a dumbass. Did you watch the latest trailer to your fiftieth movie?
Gretel: Shit. NOOOOOOOOOO!
Gretel woke up from her nightmare.
Hamster: What's wrong?
Gretel: I had a nightmare that our show was owned by Nickelodeon.
Hamster: Jesus Christ! Nickelodeon sucks.
Gretel: Thank god we're owned by Disney.
Hamster: We're owned by Cartoon Network.
Gretel: What?!
Hamster: Just kidding.
The two laughed at the ridiculous idea of Disney shows being Nickelodeon.