My First Ever Maid
Pairing: Jahy x Lilith
Genre: Humor/Friendship
Disclaimer: I do not own The Great Jahy Will Not Be Defeated or My Maid I Hired Recently is Suspicious or any of their characters.
Author's Note: The reason for this pair is because they are drawn by the same author. And I think that's amazing. So I'm doing this fun little crossover just because. Hehe.
Please enjoy.
Child Jahy walks around with her servant Druj by her side, shopping for her little apartment. She has run out of food again and she used up all of her paycheck to pay the rent just so that she doesn't anger Ryou again. So far, they have gotten some yummy instant foods for Jahy to eat. It's cheap, which means it's easy for Druj to buy for her. And that doesn't bother the short haired greenette one bit.
"Now you have enough food for the whole week, Jahy-sama~" the rich woman says. "Isn't that great~?"
"It sure is, Druj~!" Child Jahy says with confidence. "Now I don't have to cook for myself. All I have to do is heat it up and it's good to go~"
"Such a splendid leader, Jahy-sama~!" Druj says, swooning over her Jahy's greatness.
"And you there~" Child Jahy turns to her servant with a wicked grin. "Carrying all that stuff for me like a mule. You ARE my servant after all. No, more than a pet! You are a dog, you hear me~?"
Druj swoons even more. "Ohhhh, yessss, Jahy-sama! I'm your dog who is carrying everything for you! Woof, woof~!"
"Heh, heh~" Child Jahy chuckles. "Making fun of you is amusing during a long walk. Oh, we're almost there! Keep those legs moving, you dog~!" She gets behind her servant and slaps her behind, making the greenette squeak happily.
"Ohhhh~! Yessss, Jahy-samaaaaa~!" Druj says. I love my job~! she thinks.
They make their way to Jahy's apartment and Druj organizes all the food to put in the kitchen. Child Jahy just sits there and watches with a grin. Druj doesn't mind one single bit working herself to the bone. She has done that when their demon realm was still in one piece. She'll continue doing that here. When everything is finished, Druj turns to Child Jahy and bows.
"All your food is where they belong, Jahy-sama," Druj says. "Is there anything else I can do for you~?"
"Nah, you've done enough~" Child Jahy waves a hand dismissively. "You go on home. I'll enjoy the peace and quiet for a while~" She lays on her bed, hands behind her head and one leg crossed over the other.
"As you wish~" Druj bows. "I'll be going now~"
"See ya~" Child Jahy says.
After Druj closes the door behind her, Child Jahy grabs some potato chips and watches television.
**Next Day**
"Mmmm…what time is it…?" Child Jahy wakes up to look at the clock. It's 8:00 a.m. She may have stayed up too late at night watching her favorite shows and playing video games. She looks around the room to see that her place is a mess. Food and clothing are out of place. "Ugh…when was the last time I cleaned up…?"
Sure she's been taking different shifts at work every day, but there is really no excuse for her room being a total mess. She would've mustered up the energy to pick up at least a few things, but was too lazy to. She lets out a loud sigh.
"I guess it's high time I started doing it…" She stands up and heads over to the kitchen when she hears a doorbell ring. "Ehhhh…? Who could it be at this hour?"
She steps toward the door and answers it. She is greeted by a taller young woman with short purple hair and eyes. She is dressed in a purple traditional maid uniform, but her large breasts are half-exposed. Child Jahy eyes those incredible knockers and then back at the tanned maid.
"Ummm…can I help you?" the small girl asks.
"You are…Jahy-sama…correct?" The maid's voice is so soft and gentle.
"Yes? And what business do you have with me?" Child Jahy asks.
"Well…starting today, I will be your maid," the short haired purplenette bows. "My name is Lilith. It's a pleasure to meet you, Jahy-sama."
The Great Jahy is found by a pleasant, mysterious maid. It has made her feel very puzzled at the moment, not knowing what to do or say.
Since when did she hire a maid? Why is she here in the first place?
"Isn't that a little….suspicious?" Child Jahy says, furrowing her eyebrows. "I mean, you showing up out of the blue and stuff?"
"Uhhh…well…you're not wrong on that," Lilith scratches her cheek nervously. "I heard about you, though. So…I decided to come here and assist you. So whatever you need, I will be there."
Wait a minute! Child Jahy says. This could actually work out! I could use another servant to have her bend to my will! Yes, that's it! And while she's at it, it will give me more time to search for the Mana Crystals so I can restore my realm!
"Ha…hahaha! That's right!" Child Jahy puffs out her flat chest, hands on her hips with a triumphant smile. "You, ma'am, have come to the right place. You are indeed hired as my servant starting today!" She gestures toward her messy room. "As you can see, there's work to be done. Get right on it, my pet~!"
"As you wish," Lilith bows and gets right to work.
"Meanwhile, I'm going to step outside for a bit to get some fresh air~" Child Jahy opens the door. "Dont' worry your pretty little head. I'll be back before you know it. Get that room clean, you hear~?"
"Okay," Lilith says. "Be careful."
Child Jahy steps outside and closes the door behind her. She chuckles evilly to herself. "Heh, heh, heh~! She'll work herself to the bone like Druj and she will be begging on her knees. Yes, that's the way to go! I'm so lucky to get another servant! Alright, time to search for those Mana Crystals!"
She pumps a fist in the air and starts dashing off.
**Later**
"I found a couple, but that doesn't make up for anything…" Child Jahy says as she returns to her apartment after about 4 hours of searching. "This sucks. Where else could they be…?" She approaches the door and she suddenly starts sniffing the air. "Something….smells really good. I better check it out!"
She opens the door and sees that the whole room is neat and tidy. Wh-whoaaaa! It's so sparkly! Like…like nobody's there to begin with! How did…!? She turns toward the maid, who is cooking up some stew while reading a cookbook. Is she…actually cooking for me, too!? No way, no way! This has to be a dream! Wake up, damn it! She pinches herself, but can actually feel pain. This is too real…
"Oh…welcome back, Jahy-sama," Lilith turns toward the child. "It's close to dinner time, so I thought I'd go shopping for a bit and cook you up something delicious. This instant food can be unhealthy for you."
"O-oh…okay," Child Jahy cannot deny that. Her maid is willing to cook for her that she's so grateful for it. "I'll just take a seat right here and wait."
"It's almost ready," Lilith says.
Child Jahy takes a seat and looks over at the new maid. She cleans my room, she did the laundry and now she's cooking for me. What is she up to? What is she after? She just came out of the blue, wanting to serve me. I-I mean, I don't mind having a new servant but still!
"C-can you please tell me again why you are here?" Child Jahy says.
"Like I said earlier, I heard about you," Lilith says as she keeps on stirring. "I don't know the full details, but it seems like you were in a lot of trouble taking care of yourself."
"And who told you about me?" Child Jahy asks.
"That's…a secret~" Lilith winks at the smaller girl.
She's DEFINITELY suspicious! Child Jahy thinks. "W-well then!" she crosses her arms and closes her eyes. "Is dinner ready yet? I'm starving after a very long day of walking!"
"It's ready now," Lilith serves it up in a bowl on top of a plate and gives it to Jahy. "I hope you enjoy it. Stew with steak, potatoes, carrots and celery."
"Whoa…!" Child Jahy looks at the stew, which is like brown gravy poured all over it, but it's more watery liquid. I-it smells so delicious! Let me taste it! She takes a bite and her eyes widen at the juicy taste. Holy crap! It's so good! Not only the meat is so juicy and delicious, but the vegetables as well! So soft like the potatoes are! Oh, my god! I can eat this all day if I wanted to!
Child Jahy keeps on munching away while Lilith stands there, smiling.
"Let me know if you would like seconds~" the maid says.
"Mm…MMMMM~!" Child Jahy says. "Ohhh, yes, please!" She ate everything from her bowl. "More, please! I can hardly stand it!"
"Very well, Jahy-sama~" Lilith says.
Child Jahy enjoys her second portion of the stew. I never knew a maid would be so talented! Not only in cleaning and doing laundry, but also cooking! She can do everything!
After another portion is done, Child Jahy leans back and rubs her satisfied tummy. Lilith offers to clear the table and wash some dishes.
So good~! Child Jahy thinks. I wish everyday could be like this~! And then, it hits her. Wait! What am I thinking!? Am I, the Great Jahy, falling for this maid!? With her oh-so-great housekeeping skills!? What has she done!?
"H-hey!" Child Jahy stands up to confront her maid. "Was there something in there that made me like this delicious meal!? Are you some sort of sorceress or something!?"
Lilith chuckles and turns around. "Maybe I am. Who knows~? Maybe I did put something in there that made you sing praises to me. I put in a secret ingredient~"
"And what would that be!?" Child Jahy says.
"The secret ingredient…is love~" Lilith leans forward, tucks a few locks behind her ear and puts her finger to her mouth with her other hand.
"L-L-LOVE!?" Child Jahy screeches. "I KNEW IT! You put a love potion in there! Well you know what!? That won't work on me! Do you know who I am!? I am the Great Jahy! Second in command of the Great Demon Lord!"
"I-I apologize, Jahy-sama," Lilith says.
"I think it's high time you know who your true master is!" Child Jahy holds up her necklace with the tiny mana crystal that glows.
Lilith's eyes widen in surprise as she witnesses a great transformation. Jahy turns into an adult while wearing what looks like a black sling bikini, black short shorts and black thigh high boots. When it's complete, Lilith is greeted by a confident smile and a chuckle.
"Now do you see~?" Adult Jahy says. "This is my true form. You are looking at the true Leader of the Demon Realm. And remember this, Lilith: you will bow down to me, no matter how wonderful your housekeeping skills are. You are still just a measly servant~!" She points a finger to the short haired maid.
That should scare her! Adult Jahy says.
But Lilith isn't reacting the way Adult Jahy wants. Instead, she just smiles and gently takes Adult Jahy's hand in hers.
"I may be just a measly servant, Jahy-sama~" Lilith coos. "And you may be my master. But to me…I think you are wonderful in your own way, too. I am more than happy to assist you the best I can. This is my duty as a maid." She guides Adult Jahy's hand to her large breast. "That…I promise~"
Adult Jahy gasps and blushes at the same time. Her heart is beating rapidly from the way Lilith is treating her right now. She's just…so cool and beautiful. How can she react to THAT?
"I-I guess I can't argue with that," Adult Jahy says. "You better be grateful I let you stay here. B-because…I think…y-you are also wonderful. You're beautiful and sweet. I-I'm also…grateful for doing this f-for me. Thanks…"
Now it's Lilith's turn to blush. Adult Jahy just complimented her. From what she heard, Jahy is usually arrogant, high and mighty. But even she can be sweet at times.
"You're welcome, Jahy-sama," Lilith replies.
**Next Day**
At the Pub, Adult Jahy shows her boss, Chisa, and her landlady, Ryou and her co-worker, Kyouko, her new maid.
"Whatcha think~?" Adult Jahy says with confidence. "Isn't it awesome to have such a person~?"
Lilith just curtsies.
"Oh, my~!" Chisa says as she cups a hand to her cheek. "This is a rare sight!"
"It's getting her to be more lazy though," Ryou says. "Stupid Ja-ko."
"Wooooow! Jahy-kun has a maid!?" Kyouko clasps her hands together happily. "That's so awesome!"
Lilith smiles. "I hope we can all get along. My name is Lilith."
"Oh, but of course~!" Chisa takes Lilith's hands in her own. "In fact, starting today, you are hired as one of the new employees~!"
"NEE-CHAN!?" Ryou says. "Aren't there enough employees already!?"
"We can have more~" Chisa says. "Lily-chan is Hy-chan's servant. She must stay by her side as much as she can~"
Adult Jahy and Lilith blush at this.
"Isn't that right~?" Chisa asks, turning toward the tanned purplenettes. "You two are like a wedded couple already~"
"B-BOSS!?" Adult Jahy squeaks.
**Later**
It's as if Lilith as been there since day one. She's working like a professional already, surprising Adult Jahy and the others. How can Lilith be this good at such things when she's just starting out? According to Adult Jahy, that is definitely suspicious.
After work, Lilith and Adult Jahy take a long walk to get some extra exercise. The long haired tanned girl stretches her arm.
"Ahhhh…what a day," she says.
"It's been nice working with you, Jahy-sama," Lilith says. "I'll prepare a bath when we get home."
"N-no need," Adult Jahy says. "You've done enough as it is." As much as I want her to work herself…something inside tells me I shouldn't. But why though…?
"Oh, don't say that," Lilith takes Jahy's hand in her own. "It's my duty as your maid. Request anything, and I'll give it to you."
"You're pushy, aren't you?" Adult Jahy is taken aback by her behavior. Maybe this maid isn't like the others after all.
"Am I~?" Lilith coos as she steps closer toward the demon girl. "Maybe…can I be a bit more pushy…so you can get closer to me~?" She guides Adult Jahy's hand to her large chest. "About this close, in fact~?"
"EEK!" Adult Jahy squeaks. "Th-that's not what I…!" Crap, this is getting out of hand! Who knew a maid like this would be so dominant towards me!? "I-I'm your master, so I command you to-"
"J-Jahy sama!?" Druj drops her expensive purse after seeing Lilith with Jahy.
"Ahhh! Druj!" Adult Jahy pushes away Lilith and runs toward her. "You gotta help me! This maid came outta nowhere and-!"
"How could you!? Cheating on me with the maid that I sent to help you with your problems!?" Druj shouts. "Cheating hurts me..but…but….IT HURTS SO GOOOOD!"
"WHAAAAAA!?" Adult Jahy shouts.
"Oh…Druj-sama…it's you," Lilith puts a fist to her chest.
"Break my heart even more, Jahy-sama!" Druj clutches her chest. "Show me that I'm no good for you! You'd prefer her over me!"
"Wait, wait, wait! Time out!" Adult Jahy waves her hands frantically. "You mean to tell me that you sent this maid to me!? You did that!?"
"Yes!" Druj says. "Since you were having lots of problems with your life, I figured I'd hire somebody to look out for you! I never expected to turn out like this! But it feels so good to be cheated on!"
Adult Jahy turns toward Lilith. "Is it true, Lilith!? Druj hired you?"
"It is true, indeed," Lilith curtsies. "I look forward to serving you more."
And so, the Great Jahy has gained a new servant. But this servant is not like the others she's encountered. What will come of her next time?