Chapter 1: Naruto Learns About Memes.
Ocktober 10th the day the Kyubii No Kitsune nearly destroyed the village of Konahagakure No Satto just also happens to be date of birth of one Uzamaki Naruto, and because the Yanaime Hokage Namikaze Minato could not actualy kill the beast he instead sealed it in a new born baby that baby beeing Naruto. and because of this the viligers hated him and every time of his birthday instead of being happy and celibrating with friends, his birthdays where allways a time for poor Naruto run and cry in hopeless despair as the vilagers and even some shinobi who lost loved ones in the Kyubii atack ran after him in hopes that they could in there words finish what there beloved Yandaime started.
today was another one of those days, or atleast it would have been if not for a strangely dressed man scooping up yung Naruto as he was headed to one of the shinobi training grounds so that he would be able to eat his lunch in piece. only stoping to land somewhere deep with in the forest's of Konoha.
"hey what the hell who are you and what do you want?"
asked a panicked Naruto as he's finally able to get a good look at the strange man.
"why Naruto i'm hurt, i mean i may be mostly cybernetic but i would still think yould neckodnize your own OhTueSan. or as others have known me Monsoon, or hell i was once even known as the Shodime Uzukage. that means first whirlpool shadow by the way, i was even good friends with both the whirlpool fire and wind daimyo's at the time.
it's just everything after Kushina Chan and the destruction of Uzushioh, it's just i guess you could say that i was never the same again. i guess as a sort of birthday gift worthy of the Prince of Uzushiogakure i can give you before all the power in my cybernetick body gives out on me . . . a lesson free will is a myth religion is a joke we are all pawns controlled by something greater memes the dna of the soul . . . and now watch and listen as i pass one on to you the greastest meme of all a priety meme exquisite a meme from Uzushio's King to her Prince . . .
wash away the anger
here i stand beneath the warm and soothing rain
the droplets falling gently down on the terain
wash away all the sarow on the stains of time
but there's no memorie's it's only dry inside
in the mud and sinking deeper
into a piecefull life
and it will come
like a flood of pain
pouring down on me
and it will not let up until the end is near
and it will come
through the darkest day
in the final hour
and it will never rest until the clouds are clear
until it finds my dreams have disapeared
my dreams disapeared.
"OhTueSan whait no!"
screamed out Naruto as he came to the startiling realisation, that the first time would meet his grampa would also be the last as just then Monsoon's body would shut of permenetly. however Naruto would also be quick to notice his OhTueSan's Mind would not end up the same then it would hit him like a ton of bricks.
"memes the dna of the soul eh, well then it looks like we have work to do OhTueSan."
as Naruto would then burry his OhTueSan's body in the forest, and then implant Monsoon's mental chip to his own brain stem useing what little chackra control he had now this world would know the power of Uzumaki Naruto the Prince of the Whirpools and spreader of memes.
Chapter 1 End.