A Day in the Life of Two Sapphic Ponies

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at /works/49260826 on August 10, 2023. Originally written between July 7 to 11, 2022. Dedicated to my partner, Jeraspat. Love you, sweetheart!

33 year old Rainbow Dash comes home after a long day of teaching foals how to do math. Don't get her wrong, Rainbow loves children and wants to make sure they live up to their potential, but after 8 hours of surviving on coffee and lunch from home, she's pleased to get a break from a non-school setting. And numbers as well.

It was a particularly hot day, as Rainbow is sweating. She turns the air conditioner on to lessen the heat. It helps marginally, but Rainbow realizes it's still too hot. So, she decides to take her clothes off, and strips down to her bra and boxer briefs. Rainbow instantly feels some relief, saying "Much better."

Rainbow then lays down on the couch to give her body some rest. She thinks about her wife, Fluttershy, who works an office job and is at work right now. Rainbow Dash, a trans woman, met Fluttershy when both were kids. By the time the two were in middle school, Rainbow had a giant crush on her, but it felt weird in ways Rainbow didn't yet understand. She found everything Fluttershy did to be cute or awesome, and would always make silly jokes with her.

She finally admitted to Fluttershy in high school how she felt about her, expecting rejection and the dreaded end of their friendship. To Rainbow's surprise, however, Fluttershy liked her back. The two began dating as juniors, and were still together even in their 20s, disproving friends who thought these high school sweethearts wouldn't last.

It wasn't that Twilight, Pinkie, Rarity and Applejack were actively rooting against them as a couple; they just knew most high school romances rarely continue in adulthood. Even Rainbow herself is happily surprised she and Fluttershy have made it work all these years.

When Rainbow was in her early 20s, she started feeling weird when addressed as "he/him" by others. Rainbow figured if she didn't hate being "a man," that meant it couldn't mean anything, right? But as time went on, she really didn't like being called her deadname or addressed as "a guy." Rainbow felt alone in her thoughts, not even confiding in Fluttershy out of fear that how she felt could compromise their relationship.

She and Fluttershy got married when both were 25; Rainbow was genuinely happy to be marrying her soulmate, but she felt strange wearing a tuxedo and being addressed as the "groom." Nonetheless, she put up with it wanting Fluttershy to have the best day of her life.

Rainbow's dysphoria continued to grow and she confessed to Fluttershy how she felt at 28. Rainbow emotionally prepared herself for the potential end of their relationship, not wanting to disappoint her wife by being someone she wasn't. Instead, Fluttershy gave Rainbow a hug in solidarity, telling Rainbow "Honey, I love you no matter what. I'm sorry you felt the need to bottle it up inside."

Fluttershy asked if she had said or done something to prevent Rainbow from telling her, but Rainbow insisted it was not personal and she was simply afraid of risking their relationship over her feelings.

Of course, Fluttershy made mistakes at the very beginning regarding Rainbow's deadname and old pronouns, but corrected herself and apologized earnestly. Rainbow went to a gender therapist, who helped her fully accept she was a transgender woman. Having been under the impression she needed to have bottom dysphoria and consequently bottom surgery to qualify, Rainbow's therapist told her there's no wrong way to be trans and it was possible to have little or no dysphoria.

Soon after, Rainbow began to take estrogen to alleviate her dysphoria. She instantly felt a lot better about herself after accepting she was a woman. It did feel weird being called "she/her" at first after a lifetime of being used to her former pronouns, but smiling every time her wife acknowledged her as a woman told Rainbow she made the right choice transitioning. Indeed, Fluttershy telling Rainbow "You make more sense as a woman" is a memory Rainbow always relies on when she feels down in the dumps.

Last year, Rainbow stopped taking estrogen after a four year regimen, feeling her breasts were satisfactory. She proceeds to touch her right boob, squeezing it and smiling widely. After all, these were her boobs and she worked hard for them, damn it!

After caressing her right breast, Rainbow sniffed her armpit. "Yuck," she says in disgust. This gave her an idea: since Fluttershy's shift won't be over for another two hours, Rainbow could kill some time and take a shower. And so, she heads for the bathroom.

Once she closes the door, Rainbow takes a look at her body through the bathroom mirror. Having always hated her flat chest pre-transition, she's so happy to have some perky breasts that she can brag about now.

Rainbow unclasps her bra to reveal her womanly boobs in all their glory. Fluttershy even said Rainbow's "sweater puppies" improved their sex life tenfold, always giving Rainbow Dash the tit sucking she deserved.

She then takes a look at the sizable bulge in her boxer briefs, and smiles. Rainbow Dash's only fear when she started on E was her penis would shrink dramatically in size. To her relief, it only went down an inch or two at most. Her trans girlfriends told her to "use it or lose it," which wasn't difficult to do. After all, thinking of her beautiful and sexy wife always helped when she needed to jerk off.

Rainbow always loved having a penis, and did not understand why it was innately viewed as a "male" body part even in childhood. It stood to reason a woman would have bulging breasts and a cute penis to go along with it, right? Rainbow simply figured cis people are weird and follow arbitrary rules.

She was so relieved Fluttershy was fine with Rainbow's penis. It helped that even before Rainbow transitioned, Fluttershy would always top when they had sex. Getting pegged by her wife and having a free prostate massage always felt so good, though it was even better after she transitioned.

Realizing she was distracted thinking about her wife lustfully, Rainbow snaps out of it and takes off her boxer briefs, revealing her flaccid six inch penis. She sets the towels on the floor and near the sink for later before getting inside the shower.

Rainbow turns the shower head on hot, and a rush of water falls on her naked body. She takes a minute to let the water hit her back, giving her some much needed relief from sitting down too long while teaching.

However, Rainbow can't help but think about her wife again. Her smart, funny, amazing, wonderful and pretty wife who had the best hair in Ponyville. The cutest laugh of all. Her illuminating eyes. And best of all, that soft, reassuring voice that always made Rainbow feel so much better when she was upset.

Before she knew it, Rainbow was fondling her breasts and gripping her cock, which was now erect at 8 inches. She kept thinking about Fluttershy and how much she loves being pegged by her. Having her prostate stimulated by Fluttershy's strap-on. Her tits being sucked dry by her sexy wife. How patient Fluttershy is during sex and always checking in to make sure they're on the same page.

After a few minutes, Rainbow couldn't hold it in anymore and out came a gush of semen. Rainbow moans in pleasure as her spunk exits her penis and goes down the drain. Additionally, her breasts were leaking milk from Rainbow's orgasm. She sits down in the shower when she's done cumming and leaking from both her penis and boobs, very satisfied from her orgasm.

Rainbow rests for a minute to recover from her orgasm, the afterglow apparent on her face. She slowly gets back up, absentmindedly scratching her balls once she finds her footing. "That's been itching all day!" Now that her itch was taken care of, she grabs a bar of soap, making sure to lather it all over her body.

When she puts some on her boobs, it sends a chill down her spine. Rainbow then covers her pubic hair, penis, balls and scrotum in the watery substance, giving her some unexpected pleasure.

She lets the water hit her hair as she grabs coconut shampoo, stepping away from the water for a moment to clean her hair. Rainbow returns to the shower head, washing her hair as the shampoo cascades down her head and into the drain.

Now done bathing, Rainbow turns the shower head off and exits it. She grabs the towel near the sink to dry off her moist body, also using it to make her hair frizzy. Feeling cheeky, a naked Rainbow Dash grabs her phone, takes a picture of herself and types "Hey babe (heart emoji)" She hopes her wife enjoys the sapphic surprise waiting in store for her as she heads home.

With that accomplished, Rainbow throws her bra, boxer briefs and the towels in the laundry basket as she enters her and Fluttershy's bedroom for some new clothes. She makes a mental note to do the laundry later.

Rainbow starts by putting on her bra. For a moment, she considers wearing her jockstrap instead of a pair of boxer briefs, but knows briefs are far more comfortable and practical. Besides, the night is still young and that jockstrap would come in handy later.

With her private parts covered, Rainbow looks for a t-shirt and shorts. She puts on a custom purple shirt she made, which says "I love my wife Flutters" on the front and "I love being her wife" on the back. Taking sewing and knitting classes at the local community center really paid off.

She finishes getting dressed by putting on a basic pair of black shorts. Now all set, Rainbow grabs a hair tie to keep the long hair out of her face, creating a ponytail in the process. She leaves the bedroom and heads for the kitchen.

Rainbow notices it is now 4:35 PM, giving her another hour before Fluttershy is off work. She returns to the hallway, where she folds the laundry before putting it in the washing machine. She turns it on, and leaves to let the spin cycle do its job.

Back in the kitchen, Rainbow contemplates what to have for dinner. She considered cheaping out and just getting fast food, but she felt that wasn't very romantic and wants to make a meal from scratch. At the same time, Rainbow is aware she is not a good cook.

It isn't that she doesn't want to learn, it's just that she often gets distracted and frequently forgets she put food on the stove or oven. For this reason, Fluttershy is counted on to make homemade food, in much the same way Fluttershy can never get the hang of the washer and dryer's buttons but Rainbow knows what to do without difficulty.

Rainbow ultimately decides to go with the old reliable frozen pizza for dinner tonight. As much as she'd like to share it with Fluttershy a la Lady and the Tramp, Rainbow loves pizza to the point she can eat an entire adult sized pizza in one sitting. So, she'll have to ask Fluttershy what she'd like for dinner once the latter gets home.

She reads the back of the pizza, which says 15 minutes. "Yeah, right," Rainbow says sarcastically. She knows better; pizzas tend to cook much faster than the boxes claim. She learned this the hard way when an alleged "20 minute pizza" was already burnt 15 minutes in. Consequently, Rainbow always checks in every 5 minutes to ensure the pizza is cooking at a normal rate.

Rainbow puts the pepperonis in triangular patterns, feeling having them all be separate circles is too "boring." She sets the oven to 425 degrees and sits down at the kitchen table, to ensure she won't become preoccupied again and spoil her dinner.

To kill time, Rainbow checks her smartphone, smiling in anticipation at her wife's response to a nude picture of herself. She also makes sure to check her messages; since it's Friday, Rainbow won't have to work again until Monday, leaving her schedule free for the next two days.

There was no message from Twilight, but that isn't a surprise because she tends to go to the library on Fridays. Pinkie sent Rainbow an invite to a pony's birthday party on Sunday at 1 PM, with Rainbow texting back "Sounds great!" followed by Pinkie replying with the dancing woman emoji.

Rarity sent an image to Rainbow, which was a flannel shirt. Rarity captioned the image with "Even though it isn't my style, seeing this in the store made me immediately think of you. Hope it's okay I bought it for you! If not, moi can return it, no harm done."

Rainbow, touched that a close friend bought her clothes that fit her butchness, messaged Rarity with "I love it! I'm definitely adding that to the rotation!" Rarity doesn't reply right away, but that's fine; she knows Rarity will appreciate her message once she sees it.

Lastly, Applejack asked if she wanted to have a "Butch Day Out" with her on Saturday. Ever since Rainbow came out as a butch trans lesbian, she and Applejack had grown a lot closer, relating to each other on being butches.

It felt nice to have a fellow butch who loved being herself and not some randopony who said weird shit to her like "Step on me" or automatically assuming she was aggressive for being butch. Rainbow responds with "I'm there!" with Applejack giving her a thumbs up emoji in response.

Rainbow then smells her pizza, and believes it to be almost done if not finished cooking. Sure enough, her intuition was correct and the pizza was ready to be eaten. After it cools off, that is.

Although Rainbow knows she could eat her pizza now, she wants to wait until Fluttershy comes home. After all, cold pizza is still better than burnt pizza. She decides to check on the laundry, and sees the spin cycle has finished. Rainbow transports the wet clothes in the dryer as she presses the appropriate buttons. With that task done, Rainbow leaves to watch some TV.

At Fluttershy's office, she gets ready to leave work as she goes over some files. While she doesn't necessarily love her job, Fluttershy's been working as an office manager for the past five years after the old one retired, taking her place. It surprises Fluttershy to know she makes more money in an office sitting around all day than her wife who is educating the world of tomorrow.

The wage disparity has never been an issue during their marriage, however; Fluttershy loves Rainbow with all her heart, and Rainbow her. Their relationship has a strong foundation, always communicating with each other to ensure each is on the same page. Even during sex Fluttershy makes sure to ask Rainbow if she's pushing too hard or telling her they can stop at any time.

Being bisexual, cis woman Fluttershy was more open minded about Rainbow transitioning than most cis people would be in her position. She loved her wife no matter what gender she was. Still, she soon realized how little she knew about being trans, and felt guilty when she used her wife's deadname or old pronouns by mistake, apologizing profusely when seeing Rainbow upset.

By Rainbow's first trans anniversary, though, Fluttershy had gotten the hang of it and saw her wife as the beautiful woman she was always meant to be. In fact, Fluttershy thinks her wife looks even better now than she did pre-transition. Now finished with the files, Fluttershy gets up from her seat and leaves the office.

She waves goodbye to a fellow co-worker as she approaches her car and sits in the driver's seat. Since she always leaves her phone in the car, Fluttershy makes sure to check her messages every work day before she drives home.

Fluttershy opens her phone to find a message from Rainbow. She sees a naked picture of Rainbow Dash captioned "Hey babe (heart emoji)," causing Fluttershy's face to appear beat red. Fluttershy makes sure to reply with the heart eyes emoji to show Rainbow she loved the picture, and most importantly her wife.

Although she always found her wife's body to be attractive, it wasn't until after Rainbow's transition when it really clicked why she was always attracted to Rainbow: before either realized it, Rainbow gave off womanly energy, and in hindsight she wondered why Rainbow was so eager to be pegged rather than having cis adjacent sex. Not that she minded being the top, she needs to give her great wife what she needs after a long day.

Besides, Rainbow being a dorky jock who gets flustered in Fluttershy's presence was always something Fluttershy found very cute about her. There's a reason Rainbow stood out in a positive way pre-transition from most male jocks in high school who were either meatheads or misogynists.

Fluttershy realizes she hasn't driven yet, getting distracted thinking about her wife. It's understandable, though; Fluttershy and Rainbow last saw each other at 7:30 AM before Rainbow headed off to teach, a good hour before Fluttershy's shift at the office began. Earlier in the day, she smiled at a picture of herself and Rainbow on her desk.

Having collected her thoughts, Fluttershy drives away from the office, ready to see her wife again. While driving, Fluttershy starts thinking about Rainbow's picture she sent her. "Those boobs are just asking to be sucked," Fluttershy says, licking her lips.

Rainbow growing boobs was by far Fluttershy's favorite thing about Rainbow transitioning, aside from Rainbow finally having inner happiness of course. Fluttershy didn't realize it until then, but she was definitely into lactation. Seeing milk pour out her sexy wife's breasts always makes her very wet.

Not wanting to masturbate while driving, Fluttershy begins thinking about her wife's cock instead. Fluttershy always gets a kick of using her fingers to walk on Rainbow's happy trails before they start having sex.

She was glad Rainbow decided to keep her penis, as she feels Rainbow would have looked strange with a vagina, even a prosthetic pussy would look odd on her. And her penis greatly complimented the sweater puppies on her chest, giving Fluttershy the breast milk and salt milk she craved.

Fluttershy is elated to see she is only 5 minutes away from home. She can't wait to talk to her wife after 10 hours of not seeing her. She misses that rainbow head of hair, that attractive voice of hers she worked hard for during voice training and most of all, always being very gay around her.

Rainbow is still watching TV when she hears a car pull up in her driveway. She heads to the kitchen window to see her wife exiting the vehicle. "Finally! Flutters is home!" A happy Rainbow smiles widely at Fluttershy returning from work. Fluttershy opens the door and enters the house.

"Hey, babe!" Rainbow says, trying to be cool. "Hi, Rain," Fluttershy responds back. Rainbow Dash proceeds to blush at being nicknamed Rain. Fluttershy notices and lets out a small laugh.

"We've been married for eight years and you still get flustered in my presence," proclaims Fluttershy.

"Well, what can I say? Everything about you is so awesome," Rainbow replies, sweating a little.

"God, you are so gay," says a teasing Fluttershy.

"You're double gay!" Rainbow fires back.

"I know you are but what am I?" Fluttershy says with a smirk.

"Triple gay!" Rainbow replies, trying to one up her wife.

"Okay, you win." Fluttershy says while blowing Rainbow a raspberry.

This was typical of Rainbow and Fluttershy's dynamic, jokingly one upping each other over who was more sapphic. They never get sick of it and enjoy playfully saying the other is gayer.

"So, how was your day at the office, Flutters?" Rainbow asked. "Oh, same old, same old." Fluttershy answered.

"Aw, come on. I'm sure your day was more interesting than that," Rainbow replied.

"Well, there was a guy who had diarrhea and was shitting in the stalls all day. Felt bad for him." says Fluttershy.

"You're making that up just to shut me up!" says Rainbow, knowing her wife is full of it.

"Alright, fine. How about you, though? Anything happen at school?"

"I was teaching the kids multiplication, and one kid pointed out it was just glorified addition. The fact he wasn't even wrong and one upped me makes me wonder if these kids are getting smarter than me." Rainbow replied, in a half serious tone.

"They are getting smarter, because my cool and smart wife is teaching them. Without you, that kid wouldn't have even figured it out on his own. You're doing exactly what a good teacher would do."

Rainbow smiles at Fluttershy's compliment, feeling more secure in her ability to teach thanks to her wife's encouragement.

"So, Flutters, what are you having for dinner? I decided on pizza." says Rainbow, wolfing down a slice.

"We could do Italian tonight. Do we have pasta?" Fluttershy inquires.

"Yeah, check the angel hair in the vegetable crisper." Rainbow answers.

"Thank you, honey."

Fluttershy grabs the angel hair from the fridge, opens the package and gets the pasta bowl in preparation for cooking. While looking in the cabinet, she finds tomato sauce and grabs it, making it clear Fluttershy is preparing herself some spaghetti.

"So, where you thinking about lil' ol' me while I was gone?" Fluttershy asks as she turns the sink's water on to hot, filling the pasta bowl with boiling water.

"Babe, I literally had to jerk off in the shower at the very thought of you. Oh and I lactated too." Rainbow says, very open about masturbating earlier.

Fluttershy blushes at this revelation, happy her wife finds her so attractive she needs to get off.

"Truth be told, I nearly did that in the car when you sent me that naked selfie." Fluttershy responds, twirling her hair at admitting so.

Rainbow herself blushes again as Fluttershy puts the pasta in the boiling hot water, but tries to keep her cool.

"I had a feeling you'd get a kick out of it!" says Rainbow, smiling at keeping her composure.

"I just hope you left me seconds in those tasty tits of yours for later," a flirty Fluttershy replies.

"Flutters, Rainbow's Titty Express is always open for business." Rainbow winks back.

Fluttershy then focuses on cooking dinner while Rainbow enjoys her pizza. Fluttershy puts the angel hair in the boiling water, and waits until it's ready for eating. She wears gloves and carefully transports the hot pasta onto a plate, and tops it all off by putting tomato sauce on it. Now done cooking, she turns the stove off and sits down at the kitchen table facing Rainbow.

Rainbow looks at a pizza slice before telling Fluttershy, "You know, I think I'm bigger than this slice," showing Fluttershy a thick pizza slice.

"If you say so," Fluttershy says, trying to hold in a laugh.

This was another game the two liked to play, where Rainbow would say her dick was bigger than comically large things. The most memorable was Rainbow saying her penis rivaled that of a tree. It always made Fluttershy try her best not to laugh but failing anyway, and it was a foolproof plan when Fluttershy was upset and needed a laugh.

"I'm serious! My thick balls put this thing to shame. Not to mention my dick making baguettes look like-"

Fluttershy interrupts Rainbow by laughing hysterically, making Rainbow satisfied she made her wife laugh.

Rainbow and Fluttershy proceed to eat their meals. As Rainbow finishes her last slice of pizza, she begins thinking of her wife naked wearing a strap-on. Getting aroused, she imagines being pegged by her while Rainbow herself is in sheer bliss.

Fluttershy is eating her spaghetti, but also thinking about Rainbow's selfie from earlier again. Showing off those glorious boobs of hers and that cute penis. Fluttershy thinks about sucking Rainbow's tits, ending with milk exploding in Fluttershy's mouth. She smiles lustfully at the thought.

Rainbow's erotic thoughts give her an erection, while Fluttershy herself is starting to get wet. With both Rainbow and Fluttershy now done eating, they look at each other dreamily.

"Babe, I'm ready," Rainbow says matter of factly. "You took the words right out of my mouth, Rain."

Rainbow and Fluttershy head for their bedroom, and proceed to take off their clothes. After a few minutes, both women are completely naked. Rainbow opens their dresser to find a jockstrap, lubricant and Fluttershy's strap-on. Rainbow gives Fluttershy her strap-on as Rainbow puts on her jockstrap.

"Getting ready for water sports?" Fluttershy teased.

"Shut up!" Rainbow playfully replied. "Besides, you know I look hot in my strap." Rainbow pulls down her jockstrap, briefly revealing her erect cock.

"True. But not as hot as those sweater puppies of yours." Fluttershy replied.

Fluttershy proceeds to put on her strap-on, making sure to apply lubricant while Rainbow does the same on her ass. Rainbow and Fluttershy lay on their bed. Now all set for sex, Rainbow and Fluttershy are ready for roleplaying.

"I think someone's ready to have their happy trails walked on..." says a flirting Fluttershy.

Rainbow Dash rubs her happy trails and pubic hair before saying "I think you're right."

Fluttershy lightly presses her fingers on Rainbow's happy trails, causing Rainbow to laugh from the ticklish sensation.

"Oh, wow. That jockstrap must be hiding a monster." Fluttershy says, roleplaying as if she has never met Rainbow before.

"You have no idea; my dick is so large, I can't ever take boxer briefs or jockstraps off or else I could pose a health hazard to the entire world!" Rainbow says, playing along.

Fluttershy laughs at the absurdity of their roleplaying before getting back into character. "It must take a special woman to celebrate a cock like that, knowing how deadly you must be."

"Yup. And I'm looking at her right now." said an earnest Rainbow.

The two proceed to kiss each other, ending the roleplay portion of sex. After they're done making out, Fluttershy signals it's time for lactation, or their regular foreplaying.

"Rain, you have no idea how much I've wanted my lips on those breasts. I've been thinking about them all day!"

"Babe, my boobs have been waiting for a good tit sucking themselves," a horny Rainbow replied.

Fluttershy stimulates Rainbow's breasts by squeezing them, causing Rainbow to moan. After a few minutes, Rainbow begins to lactate, as milk oozes from both her nipples, ready to satisfy Fluttershy. She makes sure to drink up as much of Rainbow's breast milk as possible until Rainbow has no more left to give.

"Mmm. I still stand by what I said about your milk tasting better than the stuff you get at the store."

"It's because mine's ethically sourced! You know where it comes from and it feeds you the calcium you need. It's a win win win situation!" Rainbow says.

"I'll say." Fluttershy replies, still not over how tasty Rainbow's tits are.

With foreplay over, it's time for the final round of sex: pegging. Rainbow and Fluttershy both prepare to assume positions, with Fluttershy on top and Rainbow bottoming, as always.

"Alright, Rain. Are you ready?" Fluttershy asked.

"You know it, Flutters."

"Okay. Just let me know if I'm going too rough or you want to stop at any time. Your comfort is the most important thing to me." Fluttershy says.

Rainbow smiles at the amount of care Fluttershy has for her boundaries.

"Here we go." Fluttershy says, preparing to penetrate Rainbow from behind.

She slowly inserts her strap-on in Rainbow's anus, sending a chill down the latter's spine. Fluttershy tries to find Rainbow's prostate, and Rainbow begins to grunt at the pressure.

"Ooh!" Rainbow shouts out in surprise. "Found it." Fluttershy says.

What started out as painful becomes more pleasurable, as Fluttershy uses her strap-on to stimulate Rainbow's prostate. It feels amazing having her prostate tickled by her sexy wife who has stuck by her for nearly 20 years.

"This might hurt a little, honey." warns Fluttershy.

"Hit me with your best shot!" Rainbow says in utter arousal.

"Alright, don't say I didn't warn you..."

Sure enough, Fluttershy was right, but the sexual pleasure of having her prostate massaged far outweighed the negative. As far as Rainbow was concerned, she was on cloud nine.

"Try your best to hold it in until I'm ready, Rain."

Rainbow didn't respond vocally, in complete and utter ecstasy, but does give her wife a thumbs up to assure her she heard what Fluttershy said.

"Oh, babe, I think I'm gonna explode." Rainbow says, sweating but also smiling.

"Just a little bit more..." Fluttershy responds.

Within seconds, Rainbow can't hold it in anymore, with semen coming out of her penis and staying inside her jockstrap, preventing a mess from being made.

"Ah... that was amazing." Rainbow says in sweet relief.

"I love you, honey." Fluttershy says.

"I love you too, babe." Rainbow replies.

The two relax for a while, letting their sweat dissipate while breathing in and out from all the energy they spent from sex. After five minutes, Rainbow breaks the silence.

"I just realized I'll have to put this ol' thing in the laundry... which I already did hours ago." Rainbow said, referring to her jockstrap.

"I love how that's the first thing on your mind after we just had sex." Fluttershy says playfully.

"What can I say? It's the post sex syndrome." Rainbow said.

"What?" Fluttershy replied in confusion.

"It's when sex is over and you have to come back to reality and be a responsible adult again."

"You're making that up!" Fluttershy said in disbelief.

"Hey, you did it earlier with the diarrhea guy!" Rainbow replied back.

"Okay, fine. I will say that is true, even if it isn't a syndrome." Fluttershy says.

"Yet. A doctor just needs to describe it first." Rainbow corrects her.

"You are so ridiculous, and I love you for it." Fluttershy says, smiling.

"And I love having a wife who likes to have fun with me." Rainbow responds earnestly.

"You were right, by the way." Fluttershy says.

"About what?"

"Your dick really does put that pizza slice to shame." Fluttershy answers.

"Told ya." a playfully cocky Rainbow said, causing Fluttershy to giggle.