Strike! Mrs Krabappel is fed up with Skinner's austerity measures to save money and calls a strike immediately. However the lack of school drives Lisa mad and Bart becomes even more rebellious.
Plot
Bart's class are on a field trip to Fort Springfield to do an educational trip on the civil war.
However the bus is falling apart.
"This bus has seen better days..." said Milhouse looking about the bus as it fell apart. It suffered from salt erosion because Otto once tried to drive it into the sea.
"Well at least it's safer than Bus 2." said Bart.
A bus in appalling conditions was parked at the school. Birds twittered and a leaf gently landed on it. The bus exploded violently!
Oscar laughed hysterically.
"Seymour the children are playing in the hole again. You must get this bus repaired." Edna sighed.
"Oh I can't eat into the school budget! Certainly not!" said Skinner.
At the back of the bus Hugo was acting feral. The bullies Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney were teasing him with a stick.
"Fetch the stick, dog boy! Gahahahaha!" Jimbo pretends to toss the stick towards the back door of the bus. Hugo barks and growls and crashes face first into the rear door and whines in pain.
Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney laugh.
Bart winced at his twin brother's antics.
They arrived at a war re-enactment place where a battle once took place.
However the brakes don't work. "Children use your jackets as wind breakers." said Skinner.
Kids leaned out the window holding their jackets in a way to collect wind to slow down the bus.
Eventually they stopped and could vacate the bus.
Amusingly Diz-nee now owned the place.
Hugo laughed hysterically as there was a mascot dressed as Monald Muck from Diz-nee.
Bart groaned exasperated.
However an extra charge is applied to the entry fee this year so they can't go in.
"Sorry, new management." said the ticket booth employee. Once again explaining Diznee now owned the fort.
Ricky Rouse was walking about going "Ho ho! Oh boy!"
A Shelbyville bus, that looks very high tech pulls up. Skinner is envious of the wealthy school and its principal.
"Here's the charge for my class and myself. And here's a little extra for yourselves." Principal Valiant smiled.
"Ooooooh!" The ticket inspector made bedroom eyes at Valient after taking his generous tip.
"Blast that Principal Valiant!" Skinner seethed.
Shelby pulls a face at Bart and makes a threatening gesture.
Skinner and the fourth graders try to spy on a class being guided around the battlefield to watch a mock battle.
Which was pretty violent. And gangrenous legs... eeeeew!
However... "Hey! They're trying to watch for free! Get them!" said a reenactment actor. Skinner and the class ran to the bus being chased by the angry staff and reenactment actors.
"Otto start the bus!" Skinner yelled. Otto did so. They all got on but Uter was left behind because of his stitch. He got beaten up.
On the bus ride back to school Bart and Milhouse's seat was on a weak rusted part of the bus and finally gave way. "Ready? Jump!" Bart and Milhouse jumped to the seats behind as the seat and floor collapsed leaving a gaping hole in the floor.
Bart winced as he saw the protagonists of the movie Speed, Jack and Annie jump in the hole and ride the detached seat under the bus as it left the seat behind.
"Tch! Skinner this bus is falling apart!" Edna yelled.
"It's fine for now..." Skinner sighed.
"Well the exhaust fumes filling up the back of the bus are probably the reason for low test scores..." said Edna.
The back was full of a black smog. Kids were coughing and spluttering on the fumes.
Ralph was there sat next to a yokel kid. I have no idea why a yokel kid is attending the school.
...
At School Otto was going over the damaged buses. One was badly damaged after he crashed it into Superintendent Chalmers car, another had scratches and a wheel fell off from the gremlin attack and there was the one the fourth grade class took today that was rusting to the point that it had a big hole in the floor and lost a seat.
"Oh. Looks like one of the old buses blew up while we were away." Skinner observed the smouldering remains of a bus that exploded.
One lunchtime Lisa is looking inside her sandwich. There's pimentos in there!
"Lis, I think we have the wrong lunches." said Bart. He was holding a note in joined up writing reading. "I am so proud of you dear. Love you lots, Mom."
"Yeah I figured as such." said Lisa. She held a note reading "Please he good! For the love of God please! Mom."
They swap lunches.
Somewhere at home. Marge gave the fourth wall a confused look as to how her kids could have got the wrong lunches.
Edna complains of the gym mat meat being served for lunch. We cut to Lunch Lady Doris trying to grind up gym mats.
"There's very little meat in these gym mats!" said Doris to her son, the squeaky voiced teen.
However Skinner is enjoying his newspaper casserole with its nutritional inks.
"Skinner think of these kids' futures!" Edna yelled.
"They have no future!" Skinner yelled. All the kids stared at him n shock.
"Prove me wrong children! Prove me wrong!" said Skinner.
He went off somewhere. Probably his office.
Hugo winced as he sat down by Bart and Lisa. He whipped out from hammer space a bucket full of slimy rotten fish heads in salt water and began eating them.
"Eeeeeeugh! Hugo..." Bart groaned as the stench of the fish heads put him off of his lunch.
"I'm worried Bart! I've never seen them fight like that before! I'm worried all this postering and sabre rattling might lead to a teachers strike!" said Lisa.
"A strike huh? Coooool!" said Bart. He laughed evilly and bent his fingers back with satisfaction to crack the joints. "Ow!" There was a painful crack. "But I always drink plenty of... Malk?!"
The milk carton he was drinking from was labelled Malk with vitamin R. Mmmmm vitamin R...
After lunch Skinner and Edna bickered in her classroom. "Look at this substandard equipment! This pointer has worn down to a nub!"
"It still points doesn't it?" Skinner asked poking with it.
"Stop that!" Edna said annoyed. "And look at these books! They're books banned by other schools!"
The books were forty years of Playboy, Hop on Pop and several others. Mmmmmm! Playboy...
"Children can learn plenty from err... Playboy..." said Skinner.
Bart was loitering the halls looking sad.
"Bart, why aren't you in class?" Krabappel asked him.
"I'm afraid the school will get closed because you'll go on strike!" Bart replied.
"That's not gonna happen." Mrs Krabappel sighed.
"Yeah... Skinner said you didn't have the guts to call a strike..." Bart replied goading her.
"Well! We'll just see about that!" said Mrs Krabappel.
Meanwhile at Skinners office.
"And Mrs K says you'll crack sooner or later." said Bart.
"Thank you Bart. So Edna wants to play rough eh?" said Skinner.
Bart thought of a perverse answer but dismissed it. Instead he goaded Skinner further.
"Mrs Krabappel said you'd fold faster than Superman on laundry day." said Bart.
"Oh did she?" Skinner fell for his goading.
Elsewhere Superman/Clark Kent was doing his laundry. Obviously because of his super powers he did it faster than anyone else could. The Flash would have made more sense.
I suppose he has to in case Lex Luthor suddenly unleashes a giant robot on the city or Metallo attacks again. Or Gilbert Gottfried.
"Well Bart your super hero analogy convinced me. At first I thought of you as a shrewd manipulator but now I see a sensitive little boy." said Skinner. "So it's a war Edna wants... eh?"
...
Speaking of war, Homer got extremely drunk and drove to the civil war re-enactments fort from the opening scene that is now owned by Diznee and started beating up Ricky Rouse, a clear parody of Mickey.
"Get outta here! You Tom and Jerry rip-off!" He yelled while clobbering the Rickey Rouse mascot.
More Mascots appeared to apprehend Homer.
"Stop that maniac!" The exhibit manager yelled.
"How many damn animated characters are they gonna throw at us?!" Homer yelled fighting the mascots.
Dark Teddy, the evil version of Oscar's teddy bear creature, winced exasperated.
Homer killed Rickey Rouse. "You are the worst rodent I have ever dealt with." He snapped Ricky's neck. "And I've kicked Stuart Little's ass!"
Dark Teddy winced a pained expression.
"You want some of this too?!" Homer drunkenly yelled.
Dark Teddy scampered.
...
Edna and Skinner met in the corridor and argued again over what Bart spread as rumours about each other to cause an argument.
"Seymour your penny pinching has gone too far! The teachers won't stand for it!" said Edna.
"Teachers... Ha! You don't have the guts to strike..." Skinner scoffed.
"You don't have the guts to take us all on..." Edna goaded him.
They stormed off before things got out of hand. However Bart clucked like a chicken.
"That's it! Striiiiike!" Edna yelled.
This was the final straw. During 2nd grade with Miss Hoover there was an abrupt announcement over the tannoy from Edna who was scuffling with Skinner over the microphone.
"Teachers everything is normal! Continue teaching,your benevolent overlord Skinner." said Skinner.
"Gimme that!" There was scuffling and bickering over the tannoy.
"I call a teacher's strike effective immediately!" yelled Mrs Krabappel.
"Miss Hoover?" Ralph asked. Miss Hoover drove home.
"Go home children." She called to them while driving off.
At gym a small girl was left dangling from the gymnast hoops holding them.
"Mrs Pommelhorst? I'd like to get down now..." the little girl whined. D'awwwwww!
At musical instrument recital class.
"Hey, now that Largo's gone, we can play the forbidden music." said Database.
The children played Pop goes the weasel. And Clownjas danced to it.
"I heard that!" Largo popped back in to yell. After he slammed the door the kids finished playing Pop Goes the Weasel.
...
At home Bart, Hugo and Lisa came in very early with an announcement.
Marge was dusting the cat and dog when they rushed in.
"Bart, Lisa, Hugo! What are you three doing home so early?" Marge asked.
"Terrible news Mom!" Lisa lamented.
"Great news Mom! The teachers are all on strike and have shut the school! Probably forever!" Bart cheered. "Overload! Pleasure overload!"
Bart kissed Santa's little helper. The dog. "Eeeeeew! Hair ball!" And ran upstairs. To read comics or play video games presumably.
Marge and Homer sighed.
"Blaagghrgthhyr! News! Rrrrrraggghhh! Fish heads! Gaaharrrhhhhhgggh grrrrr! Strike! Rrrrrrr!" said Hugo in gibberish.
"I can't understand a thing that boy says!" Homer yelled.
"Luckily I've prepared for this, so I'm not too worried." said Lisa. She played a tape recording of a teacher saying things a teacher would typically say in class.
"Sit up straight. Eyes forward. No talking. Is that gum? Is that gum? Is that gum?"
"Oh, yeah." Lisa sighed.
Bart went off with a crowbar.
"Bart, leave that crowbar here. You know I don't like you prying and jimmying." Marge nagged.
Oscar had a crowbar.
"Oz why do you have a crowbar..." Marge sighed.
"I am Gordon Freeman and I'm fighting aliens!" said Oscar.
Marge grimaced exasperated.
Plot 2
Meanwhile Milhouse also told his parents the news, but they already heard of it and had made preparations.
"Yes we know dear, that why we hired a tutor for you." said Luanne. A teacher greeted Milhouse.
"Hello Milhouse. I'll be teaching you from now on. Oh looks like your just in time for your geography lesson!" said the tutor.
Milhouse was crestfallen that he wouldn't be having any fun during the strike.
Outside on the streets kids rushed out causing a pile up as cars stopped because of kids playing in the road...
"Smithers! Just run those urchins down! I want to get to the opera on time!" Mr Burns snapped.
"Sir that's highly illegal..." said Smithers frowning.
At the Simpsons house. Dinner time.
"So wanna hear about my day?" Homer asked.
"I already know... Dark Teddy told me... You got very drunk at Moe's, drove all the way to Fort Springfield while under the influence of alcohol... and started beating up the Diznee mascots..." said Oscar.
Marge frowned at Homer. "Hrrrrrrrmmmmm!"
"Dad do you know how embarrassing it is to be your son?!" Hugo snapped.
"I concur..." Bart agreed with Hugo.
"Shut up!" Homer snapped.
Then Oscar was being annoyingly British.
"Absolutely spiffing love. Smashing!"
"Dude, stop talking like that..." Bart groaned.
"You're just jealous because I sound like a rockstar." said Oscar.
"The British don't even sound like that now that hippity hop music has corrupted their youth." said Marge.
"Yeah we now have a serious chav invasion." said Oscar.
Lisa sighed.
"Homer I can't deal with the kids runnng ariund my feet all day! We need to get the school open again!" said Marge.
Bart scowled. He liked not having any school.
...
The parents held a PTA meeting that evening to ask Skinner and Edna about the strike.
Edna and Skinner argued over who was to blame.
Skinner explained if the parents wanted better equipment it would cost them money. They didn't like that.
However Edna appealed to them that their children's futures were important. That they also agreed with. However Skinner once again explained money was involved so nothing went anywhere.
"Oh come on!" Edna yelled.
People murmured.
Skinner rubbed his fingers together making a money gesture.
The people once again changed their minds.
Marge frowned. "Our kids education is important! Someone will have to pay a little more if the school funds really are that low."
"The school funds are low? Aaaaaaagh!" Overly dramatic man threw himself through a window screaming.
Marge winced.
"No no no! The school funds are fine! Seymour is just being a penny pinching miser!" Edna explained.
"Oh sure! Make me out to be the bad guy!" Skinner ranted.
Some parents brought their kids with them. The Wiggums brought Ralph. Ned turned up despite that his kids don't attend Springfield elementary until Season 23! Black Weasel was with his parents.
At home Bart was dealing with Oscar's madness.
"Oh Sofia! The baby baby's..." said Oscar.
"Yeah my language is silly there..." said Raimundo.
"Oh bebé bebé! How was I supposed to know... that something wasn't riiiiiiice..." Oscar sang Hit me baby one more time.
Raimundo and Bart facepalmed.
...
The next day instead of being at school because of the strike, Bart was at a construction site. He found a megaphone. He decided to cause trouble.
"Hey you! Dump all that sand on that porta-potty over there!" Bart yelled. The worker shrugged and dumped a load of sand on a portable toilet just as a worker went inside.
"And you, swing that crane around and around really, really fast!" Bart told the crane operator. The crane then swung about really fast until the cable holding some iron girders snapped and they went flying!
Bart was about to continue giving silly commands when the site foreman snatched the megaphone off of him.
"Hey! Can't you tell my voice from a ten year old kid?! Ay carumba!" said the foreman in Bart's voice.
"Okay..." Bart found this to be really weird. He ran off to cause mischief elsewhere.
Poor Milhouse because of his cleverly prepared parents, was reading a history book in the dining room while his tutor observed him and then tested him on what he read.
Oscar slept in.
In the park where nerds were playing chess...
"Hey, that little boy is playing three games at once." said Jasper to the old Jewish Guy.
"Checkmate. Checkmate. Checkmate." Hugo was that little boy and he schooled them all.
"Dang..." said Benjamin having lost to Hugo.
"That was my scene and I lost..." Bart whined.
"Well of course you'd lose, pea brain..." Hugo smirked.
Bart made a face at him.
Later Oscar got up and well...
"With no school I can sit around wearing my diapers all day!" said Oscar wearing just a diaper.
"Oh sweetie... I wish you'd try to learn to use the toilet..." Marge sighed.
"I am. I just look cute in diapers. Now I'm gonna let Teddy my living teddy bear creature sniff my diaper for a bit." said Oscar.
Teddy was sniffing his diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
Marge winced uncomfortable watching Teddy sniff Oscar's diaper with his big wet shiny black nose.
...
That evening the family had dinner.
Lisa whined that although she had text books to read from. She required a syllabus to inform her what to study.
"Without a syllabus I'm doomed to fail!" Lisa whined.
Bart rolled his eyes.
Hugo was eating his fish heads from his bucket.
"Stupid teachers wanting a raise..." Homer sighed.
"Dad they're entitled to a fair wage. This may seem odd but Principal Skinner is being unreasonable here." said Lisa.
"Lisa dear. If you hate your job you don't go on strike. You just go in and do a half assed job everyday..." said Homer.
"And that's why if I ever employed someone like you I'd have you sacked for having that attitude..." Oscar glared at Homer.
"Hugo what do you think?" Lisa asked.
"Grrrrrrr... eating..." Hugo growled as he was eating.
"Well stop eating for a moment! I want your opinion on something!" said Lisa.
Hugo swallowed his mouthful. "On what?"
"On our education stunted because of argument between Skinner and the teachers over funding. Surely not going to school annoys you."
"It infuriates me. But the teachers don't agree with my unethical experiments on the dissecting frogs... I think grafting pigeon wings on them is a brilliant idea!" said Hugo.
Lisa sighed. "Never mind..."
...
The teachers were striking outside the school.
Their signs read. "2 + 2 a raise is due." That's reasonable.
Mr Largo's read. "A is for Apple. B is for Raise."
"Uh no. R is for raise..." said Oscar.
"Smartypants..." said Mr Largo.
Miss Hoover's protest sign read "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!"
Oscar sang Gimme Gimme by ABBA while playing his guitar.
Miss Hoover rolled her eyes exasperated.
Music played as incidental music.
Meanwhile at home Lisa begged Marge to grade her. "Grade me! Oh please grade meeee!" Lisa begged. Marge sighed and wrote an A on some paper for her. Lisa sighed happily and took it.
Hugo took to chewing on his books in a feral manner.
At bedtime Marge told Homer she was concerned about the kids and the strike.
"I caught Lisa trying to dissect her raincoat this morning!" said Marge. "We have to do something to end the strike!"
Bart was listening from the air vents in bed. He plotted to make sure the strike went on as long as possible.
The next day he went to school where there was a picket line and Mrs Krabappel was addressing her fellow colleagues in the teacher's union.
"The piano teachers union is sympathetic to our cause and has joined forces with us." said Mrs Krabappel.
"Yaaaaaay!" The teachers cheered.
"Now for operation make strike go longer!" said Bart before laughing deviously. He whispered to a teacher. They passed the message onto another and so on until the now garbled message reached Edna.
"Skinner says the teachers will crack any day now. Purple monkey dishwasher!" said a teacher to Edna.
"Well! We'll show him! Especially about that purple monkey dishwasher remark!" said Edna.
...
Bart caused more trouble. But first he asked if Milhouse wanted to join in.
"I found a hive of killer bees. Wanna throw rocks at it with me?" Bart asked.
"Sorry Bart but my parents hired a tutor for me. So I'm technically in class right now..." said Milhouse.
Jimbo watched soppy day time dramas on TV with his mother in a posh house.
"Where's Jimbo?" Dolph asked Kearney ya they played video games in the arcade.
"Meh..." Kearney didn't care.
Lisa came into the kitchen one evening to find Bart in his underwear putting a raw chicken on over them like a diaper.
"Look Lis! I'm Baron Von Chickenpants! Bwaaaawk!" said Bart.
"Bart! That's tonight's dinner!" Lisa sighed. "Wait why am I complaining? I have tofu tonight!"
"You're tonight's dinner!" Bart retorted.
"Mom! Bart took what I said and turned it into an insult!" Lisa yelled.
Oscar came in and basted Bart with gravy.
"Oz! Stop basting me with gravy!" Bart whined.
Hugo sniffed Bart's chicken pants and felt hungry.
...
That early evening Bart watched movies till late because he had no school. He was watching Cast Away. Starring Tom Hanks.
"Wilsoooooon! Wilsooooooon!" Tom Hanks cried to a volleyball with a Palm print on it and a face doodled in the wet paint.
Bart winced exasperated by the ridiculous movie.
That night in bed Marge was growing even more concerned. "Bart needs rules and boundaries! There's just something so unwholesome about flying a kite at night..." Marge was watching Bart standing outside on the front lawn flying a kite.
"Hello mother dear..." said Bart up to his Mom in a creepy manner. Marge made an annoyed sound like she had had enough and shut the blinds.
"I know! And Lisa made this perpetual motion machine! It just keeps going around and around!" Homer replied.
Lisa was in the corridor going to the bathroom.
"In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!" Homer yelled at her while shaking the perpetual motion machine.
...
Marge and Ned tried again to find a solution.
But Edna and Skinner wouldn't compromise.
"Sorry Marge but I am fighting for your children's education."
"Edna your demands will bankrupt the school!" Skinner yelled.
"If you can't cough up the funding raise taxes..." Edna seethed.
"Raise taxes?! Hell no! They're too high as it is!" Homer groaned.
Plot 3
Eventually the school temporarily opened because various citizens of Springfield volunteered to be substitute teachers.
However the back up plan first stated to replace the striking teachers while they picketed, with super intelligent cyborgs...
"Cooooooool!" Oscar cooed.
"Um I get the feeling that would be a very bad idea..." said Marge.
So instead random townsfolk volunteered to teach the kids.
Lisa's class got Jasper.
"Looking out the window, that's a paddlin. Making wise cracks, that's a paddlin. Throwing paper, oh! You better believe that's a paddlin!" Jasper explained.
Lisa sighed.
Meanwhile Kindergarten got Professor Frink as a teacher. He was explaining the science behind a toy with colourful balls in it that he was playing with.
A boy put his hand be up.
"Yes what is it?" Frink asked.
"Can we play with it?" the boy asked.
"No you can't play with it! You won't enjoy it on the same level as I would! Gahoy!" Frink replied before playing with the toy.
Then Bart's class had Moe as their teacher. However Bart had given him a register of silly names.
"Maya Normous butt?" Moe asked. Everyone laughed hysterically. "What is it? What's so funny?" He asked. "Is it my face?" He then broke down. "Well, children. I can't help the way I look, okay?!" He cried and ran out never to return.
Bart smirked as he crossed off a list of names of previous substitute teachers that volunteered that week.
Oscar's class was being taught French by Willie.
"Bonjour! Ya cheese eating surrender monkeys!" said Willie.
Much to Bart's annoyance Oscar aced all of his French classes because Willie was teaching French in the same way he understood it. Making bigoted jokes about the French.
"Willie gave my drawing of a frog dressed as bicycle riding stereotypical French onion seller an A for sticking it to those frog kissing snail eaters." said Oscar.
"Eat dirt Limey..." Bart snapped.
...
Eventually Lisa's class was dismissed because Jasper got his beard stuck in an electric pencil sharpener and Grampa had to help him get out. However he was just making things worse.
Marge wasn't very happy and came up with a plan B.
"Super intelligent killer cyborgs?" Oscar asked eagerly.
"No!" Marge said exasperated.
...
At class one day, Superintendent Chalmers announced their newest substitute teacher. Leopold, the scary truant officer came in. Everyone was terrified of him, including Bart.
"Right you little freaks! You're new teacher is... (he suddenly spoke pleasantly) Marge Simpson!" Everyone clapped as Marge stepped into the room. However Bart was horrified.
"Hi everyone. I'm Bart's mother! Hiya sweetie!" Marge waved at Bart. Bart curled up under his arms in embarrassment wanting the ground to swallow him up. Everyone laughed at him.
Milhouse then explained he had to disarm a trap/prank before Mom sat down. Bart quickly ran up to the teacher's desk and grabbed a pin from the chair he put there and ran back to his desk before Mom even noticed.
"No Bart, the other trap!" Milhouse warned him.
Bart tackled his mom just as a huge log swung past on a rope.
"That was a tad extreme!" Hugo said wincing.
Later everyone was reading.
"Oh Bart your face is grubby!" Marge licked a handkerchief and washed his face.
"Mooooooom!" Bart whined.
His classmates laughed hysterically.
...
At recess Bart wanted money for the vending machine.
"Didn't I already give you some this morning?" Marge replied.
"Some bullies took it..." Bart whined.
"Oh ok..." Marge gave him some more money.
However as soon as he walked away Jimbo took his money and laughed.
"... oh geez..." Oscar marched up to the bullies and beats them up again. They gave Bart back his money including the money they stole earlier.
...
In class Marge embarrassed Bart even more.
"And hey presto! The lemon battery creates a circuit and the lightbulb shines brightly. Kinda like my little Bart's night light." said Marge in a science class.
"Mooooom!" Bart groaned as kids were laughing at him.
Then she embarrassed Hugo.
"Oh Hugo you haven't combed your hair this morning!" She combed his greasy spikes.
Hugo winced as Mom combed his hair. His classmates laughed at him.
...
At lunch.
Marge insisted the school should be more accepting of dietary restrictions such as Lisa's vegetarianism, allergies or religious restrictions or cultures.
Linch Lady Doris had to change the dish that would have been lunch to P'tcha or calves foot jelly.
No one wanted it except Jurkle, the Jewish kid.
Now Bart was desperate to get things back to normal. Since putting off his mom from teaching was just not feasible.
Luckily Mom had a similar idea. Their plan involved tricking Edna and Skinner into Skinner's office and then locking them in!
The two angry teachers fought with the door while yelling and threatening the mysterious naughty pupil who locked them in that they would be sorry.
However eventually they calmed down and came to an arrangement.
...
The next school day everything was back to normal but with one twist. The school got its extra funding by becoming a prison as well as a school. Cells were built into the backs of the classrooms. Bart's in particular had a cell with a thug that tore Martin's shirt trying to grab him and Snake Jailbird.
"Nyaaaaaagh! Snake!" Bart yelped.
"You are so lucky little dude that I'm locked in here!" Snake said in a threatening manner to Bart. "Wait, how comes Bob gets a theme tune and I don't?"
"I dunno!" Bart replied.
"Kids don't worry about the men in the cell. Pay attention as we learn about algebra..." Mrs Krabappel explained.