Star Wars MultiVerse Issue #1

Chapter 3

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My arrival into the Star Wars Galaxy could have been better. Of all the places that OLA's AI security friends could have dropped me into, I suppose the events of Phantom Menace were not all that bad.

It was a strange sensation. The thrill, the rush, the falling through the sky. Slamming through the top of the Senate Building right into the Supreme Chancellors Replorsorpod. The squishy wet feeling of the Supreme Chancellors pulverized body on my hands as I stood up. There were screams as the Senators and Senators aids all ran for their life. Parts of the roof still falling here and there and smashing more people.

I shook my hands off and glanced over at Mas Amedda, who also was dead, his head at an unnatural angle. Looked just like in the movies. Only better because I was in freaking Star Wars!

"Wait, did I just pulverize Darth Sidious?" I asked myself in wonder.

"Darth you say? Sith title that is." The words of Master Yoda sent chills up my spine. Well, If I had a spine.

"Master Yoda!" I shouted. "Yes! This is freaking unbelievable." I turned around and knelt. "It is such an honor to see you sir. I have watched so many movies and read so many books about you. I am sorry they killed you off in Return of the Jedi. I think you should have fought Palpatine a second time and just totally kicked his ass. No! No, it would have been better if there was a Yoda vs Vader lightsaber dual. That would have been freaking awesome!"

A lightsaber appeared below my chin. My eyes made out in my peripherals that it was a purple lightsaber. "Get away from Grand Master Yoda." The golden voice of Samuel L. Jackson made me bounce up in excitement.

There he was. Samuel L. Jackson. Mace freaking Windu. "Oh my god! It is such an honor…" Samuel/Mace seemed to take my reaching out for him as an attack because he… well he tried to stab me. I looked down at the purple lightsaber sparking as it was being drained into my body. I looked up into his eyes, he looked down as the lightsaber went out, drained of power. He looked back up and I winked.

"What are you?" Mace asked with a look of utter confusion on his face.

"Dude, I don't even fucking know. I was on Earth. Then an Eternal, that's a little gray skinned naked assed alien, set off a Universe Temporal Eraser. Totally calling that a UTE for short going forward. Woke up in a program that the Eternals use to explore the MultiVerse. Then…" I broke off as I saw a person who most certainly did not belong in the Star Wars Galaxy. The fact that I saw Scar at all was amazing. The distance was astounding. He was holding a sniper rifle of all things. The fucker shot one blast at someone high above. "They used my team as assassins! The fuck?" I growled.

Both Yoda and Windu jumped up, aided by the force they landed on the Replorsorpod where a woman was screaming. A woman who sounded like a young Natalie Portman.

I focused on Scar because as soon as he made the shot and confirmed the kill, he winked out of existence. Had I been close enough I bet I would have heard a pop.

"You." Mace Windu called down to me as the Replorsorpod started to move towards me.

"Blackriv." I supplied in my best Sir Tomas Sean Connery James Bond Voice. "Evrik Blackriv."

All the people in the Replorsorpod stared at me with looks of shock, some gasped. Someone tried to cover Natalie Portman's eyes.

Confused, I looked down and saw flesh. Man flesh. "Yes!" I shouted gleefully.