Lisa the Tree Hugger More of Lisa on her soapbox, karate Bart and Homer as a teletubby...
And Oscar annoys by enforcing canon and explaining things.
Plot
The couch gag is the Simpsons as Teletubbies and Maggie giggling and cooing.
The episode starts with the end of a Krusty the clown show episode.
"Hooahahaha! Week that's all we have time for today kids!" Krusty chuckled. "See you same time tomorrow! Hooahahaha!"
Kids cheered.
"Ah. Good ol' Krusty..." Bart chuckled.
Then there's a commercial for the XX 256 games console. It advertises itself as the fastest of its kind. (The XX series)
Bart was the one watching this commercial. He looked at one of his game consoles. An older model of the XX called the XX 250.
"And I'm stuck with this hunk of junk!" Bart kicks his games console in the fire. It melts and malfunctions.
"Don't destroy me... I can make you happy... to the Max..." the machine cried as it melted.
"Why would you do that?!" Hugo yelled at him for destroying expensive electronics.
Bart then goes to the kitchen and asks Marge for money.
"Can I have 256 bucks for the new XX 256? That's one dollar a byte!" said Bart.
"How about a song about thrift?" Marge asked. She blew a kazoo and sang "Put it in your cap!" This annoyed Bart.
"Mom I don't have a cap..." said Bart.
"Yes you do!" said Oscar frowning as he stuffed Bart's lucky red cap on his head.
"Ow! Oscar..." Bart groaned.
Bart then went to the front lounge to ask his dad for money.
"Forget it! If you want that sort of money get a job!" said Homer.
"You're right... I will get a job!" said Bart.
"Oh think you're smarter than me now?" Homer asked offended.
"I dunno, probably..." said Bart.
"That's my boy... help yourself..." Homer opened his wallet. However there was only enough for a day out at the arcade or enough to eat himself sick on candy from the Kwik e mart. Bart sighed and took the money. He would invest it somewhere.
Bart got a job at the barbers but he paid him in hair...
"Your paying me in hair?! Are you insane?!" said Bart.
The barber from older episodes laughed manically.
Bart was scared and ran away.
Bart then got a job at a Thai restaurant delivering menus to hang on doors.
The manager had a lacist accent...
"Ah so! Ah so! You give out reafrets. My girls go to Plivate Correge. Rearn good subjects like Ratin. Call teacher by first name!"
Bart winced.
However his first house, a ramshackled looking one, was Moe's.
"No menus! Now get outta here or I'll slice you up like salami!" Moe threatened him. Bart ran away screaming.
He got told off by his boss for being cowardly.
"Ah you cowardly! Vely shamefur! Now my girls go to state correge... the serious students can't rearn because of jock-cracy!"
"Look I got scared because a customer yelled at me ok?" Bart explained.
His boss gave him a second chance and taught him the ways of stealth to sneakily hook menus on doors. Bart was wearing his karate uniform and practicing in a dojo with menus.
"I teach you to be brave like prawn. Not scaredy like shrimp."
"Sir, I'm allergic to prawns and shrimp." said Bart.
"Do not intellupt!" said his boss.
Oscar came in wearing his karate robes. He had a yellow belt.
"You're still a white belt..." Oscar sighed.
"Sensei said I rack disciprine..." said Bart.
One afternoon at karate class Bart was practicing moves.
"Bart kun! You rack disciprine!" said Akira.
"I do not rack a disciprine!" Bart took the mick out of his Engrish.
"You all rack discprine!" said Akira.
All of Bart's class sighed disappointed. except that one kid singing "Shanghai hong kong egg fo yung!"
Back at work practicing in the dojo Bart mastered the act of stealth.
...
Then that night Bart, in his ninja outfit hopped about stealthily and posted menus everywhere. On Mr Burns's door and the collars of his hounds somehow. Then Bart posted a menu on Moe's door. Then on posh ladies as they had tea. They gasped at his interruption.
"Oh heavens!"
"I say!"
Elsewhere Marge sang.
"When you spy a quarter in a pie..."
"I like pie!" Billy yelled.
Marge was baffled.
Elsewhere a ketchup truck hit a hamburger stand and blew up.
It rained ketchup covered burgers that somehow assembled themselves into patties and vegetables in buns with cheese or without properly.
Oscar who was walking about after martial arts or ninja training with Bart, caught a falling burger.
"Mmmmmmmm! Free burger..." he took a bite of the burger and drooled.
At home. Homer is looking at new cribs or cots for Maggie.
"Who puts wheels on cribs?!"
"Someone who agrees that a baby in a crib would be a great Wacky Racers character..." said Oscar eating a burger.
Homer rolled his eyes. "Where did you get those burgers?!"
"There was a ketchup truck and it crashed into a burger stand and everyone helped themselves to the raining hamburgers..." said Oscar.
Homer cried and sobbed. "I missed a food miracle!"
Marge sighed.
Not only did mister Wishi washi ting tong thingajig of the Thai restaurant think Bart was a coward but Tombi did too.
"Menu boy no be coward like shrimp." Tombi said frowning.
"Cotton candy haired boy learn proper grammar and sentence structure now..." Bart replied rudely.
Tombi didn't like people referring to his pink hair as cotton candy.
At the Simpsons Oscar watched a weird Terminator sequel. Terminator 3: Terminator saves Jesus.
Um it's about the Arnold Schwarzenegger terminator saving Jesus.
"Stop shooting Judas!" Jesus yelled.
"But he's gonna betray you." said the Terminator.
"I know!" Jesus yelled.
"Where did he find a shotgun in 33 AD?!" Hugo asked in disbelief.
"Uh... a wizard did it..." said Oscar.
Girl with a nasal laugh snorting.
"Hee-hee! Isn't this exciting? We'll do everything by the book, and that will make my slumber party officially fun." said BigMouth Tamaki, Oscar's older sister planning a slumber party while writing in a book.
Oscar pulled out a large powerful handgun and blasted the book to pieces. "Bye book..."
"Oz can you not copy McBain..." Hugo sighed.
"Anyway Hugh, what are you doing today?" Oscar asked.
"Scientific research. I am studying Dad in his natural habitat." said Hugo.
Homer was eating snacks.
"Homer why did you tell Bart to get a real, grown up job?" Marge sighed.
"Marge we've seen already that getting him to do chores for the creepy old lady down the road doesn't work. He gets underpaid and grouchy." said Homer.
Marge grumbled.
"Homer, child labour is illegal..." said Chief Wiggum at the bay windows of the front room.
Homer sighed.
"I don't care... Jobsworth..."
"I'm gonna need more popcorn." Oscar saw he had eaten most of his popcorn while watching silly parody movies like the Terminator saving Jesus.
"I'm gonna need more fish heads." said Hugo.
Oscar winced. "Hugey can you eat something other than fish heads..."
"Can you not drag out the opening..." Homer sighed.
"I'll write the story how I want you! You Aztec water dog monkey!" Oscar yelled.
Hugo winced.
The two friends went to the kitchen to get more snacks. Oscar waved his magic wand and his box of popcorn replenished itself.
Hugo found some extra fish heads in the fridge.
...
That afternoon Lisa was horrified to find the streets littered with Bart's menus. "This street's a mess!" Then she gasped when she saw a fish caught in a menu. She set it free when suddenly —
"Thank you, young maiden! Now I shall grant you three wishes!" said the fish.
"Well. I've always wanted a pony..." said Lisa.
She got a pony. Her parents weren't happy.
"Lisa stop wishing for ponies!" Homer scolded her as if this was something she did constantly. There was a splotchy white and brown pony in the garden.
"You should have wished for Twilight Sparkle!" Oscar yelled.
"Oz why do you know all the names of My Lame Pony characters..." Bart winced.
"Bigmouth's always watching it..." Oscar sighed as his sister who looks like a potato troll thing with pigtails was playing with toy figures of the MLP ponies...
After that scene she went in the living room to find Bart swinging the menus on his fingers.
"Bart! You're polluting the town with your menus!" Lisa yelled.
"Yeah but I'm making money! Some for me... some for Maggie..." said Bart playing with a wad of money.
Lisa growled.
Then someone, possibly Oscar said "Oh Betty..."
"And Oz can you not leave soda cans everywhere..." Lisa sighed.
"Oh yeah it's Lisa the environmentalist again..." said Oscar.
Lisa gave him a hard look.
"Would it helps if I wore my hippy sweatband?" Oscar asked.
"No it would help if you didn't litter..." said Lisa.
...
That afternoon Bart bought his new games console he wanted. The XX 256 Max.
"Bart, don't you already have a Xx 250, a Ybox and a Funstation?" Marge asked.
"When there's something new I want it. Besides I'd be the laughing stock of the school if I didn't have the new XX." said Bart.
Marge sighed. "How about buying something nice for us all..."
The Simpsons were driving somewhere.
"That was very nice of you Bart to take us all to Krusty Burger." said Marge.
"Mom! You're rewarding him for littering?" Lisa ranted. "And I don't like Krusty Burger! They have nothing vegetarian and-"
"Hook!" said Bart hooking a menu on her finger.
"Woohoo! You silenced Lisa's lecture!" Homer cheered. "Down with Lisa's point of view! And we left that freak Hugo at home chained up in the attic with buckets of fish heads!"
"Shut up! And no you didn't! Hugo's eating with us!" Oscar snapped.
Homer groaned as Hugo was in the car too.
Lisa sighed.
...
They eventually arrived at Krusty's but something caught Marge's attention. "Look everyone! On the roof!"
On the roof were some cows protesting.
"I knew this day would come... the cows are revolting!" said Homer as they got out of the car to get a closer look.
"Mooooooooooo!" Oscar mooed.
"Damn dirty bovines!" Homer yelled.
"No Dad! They're protesters!" said Lisa.
"Meat is murder!" said one of the cows.
"Mooooooo!" Oscar made cow noises at them.
"Clarice?" The head protester asked.
Plot 2
The cops soon arrived, followed by Krusty's black limo. Loads of clowns poured out.
"Get back in! That's only funny with the small car..." said Krusty. The clowns solemnly got back in.
"Awww..." Oscsr groaned. He likes clowns.
"Don't worry Krusty, I'll set up some dialogue with these bovines." said Wiggum.
"Meat is murder! This clown uses meat from endangered animals!" said the protesters.
Krusty grabbed one of the police shotguns and shot the protesters.
"Gah!"
"Noooo!" Lisa cried.
"Don't worry Lisa, they're just bean bag guns." said Wiggum. They started shooting the protesters.
"Awww... I want to use live ammo..." said Oscar.
Lisa yelled at him. "Oscaaaaar!"
Eventually the last protester was blasted off of the roof when Eddie fired a beanbag rocket launcher at them.
They were then chased by Lenny with a axe.
"Heeeeeeeres Lenny!" Lenny was doing Shining references...
Oscar laughed.
"That's some good shooting Eddie." said Wiggum.
Lisa ran off to check the protester to see if he was alright.
"Are you alright?" Lisa asked.
However the protester took off his costume's head. He was extremely gorgeous!
Lisa sighed and made bedroom eyes.
"Yeah been through worse. The steak house once poured hot sauce all over us." said the protester.
"That's so brave..." said Lisa in love...
Wiggum then arrested him while making cow puns.
"Moooo-nicipal court!"
"Those were some great puns, Chief!" said Lou.
"What?" said Wiggum.
...
Inside the restaurant The Simpsons ate burgers.
At a table they saw Hansel Bart eating lots of Krusty food ie burgers etc.
"Wow... Look at Hansel chow down!" said Homer.
Hansel played by Bart was eating ravenously.
"Can you not watch me eat..." Hansel sighed.
"But you're sooooo fat..." said Oscar.
Hansel Bart glared at him.
Hugo was eating a burger, Homer was annoyed he came out on their outing with them.
Homer scowled while chewing his burger.
"No Mr Teeny! Don't swim in the special sauce again!" Krusty yelled.
The Simpsons and other customers spat out their burgers in disgust.
"Cooooo!" Ebola sauce!" Oscar cooed.
Hugo winced at Oscar.
At home the Simpsons watched the news. Kent was talking of the recent protest at Krusty burger. Then the handsome protester appeared. He was getting his finger prints taken. He had a name. "Jesse Grass."
Lisa sighed.
"Ha you love him!" Bart teased.
"I do not!" said Lisa.
"Lisa and Jesse sitting in a tree! K-I-s-s-I-n-g!" Bart sang.
"Bart quit it!" Lisa yelled.
"First comes love, then comes... Uh I forget." said Homer.
"You forget a lot of things, Dad." Hugo sighed.
"Shut up!" Homer snapped.
Marge was watching the police report. "Well I suppose he is cute. But does he have to have a reputation for stunts and protests?"
"Mom he's an environmentalist. He cares about the environment..." said Lisa. "Like we all should..."
Bart rolls his eyes.
...
Lisa went to the Springfield prison that afternoon to see Jesse.
"I would like to see a prisoner!" said Lisa.
Wiggum opened the gate to the cells. "Here you go."
"You're letting me go alone?!" Lisa gasped.
"Hey I get flaming toilet paper thrown at home to be doing this job..." said Wiggum.
Oscar grimaced. "Ralph...?"
"No it's Sarah that throws the flaming toilet roll." said Wiggum.
Lisa and Oscar went down to the cells.
"Fire in the hole!" said a prisoner throwing a ball of flaming toilet roll.
"Now really Stanley! That's uncalled for!" Sideshow Bob yelled.
They stopped outside Jesse's cell.
"Wow! You do yoga?" Lisa asked impressed.
"I was doing it long before it was cool." said Jesse. "I'm Jesse by the way."
"Lisa Simpson. I'm a vegetarian." said Lisa.
Oscar made a gagging noise to show his disgust.
"Well... that's a start..." said Jesse, not impressed.
"But I'm hoping to become a vegan!" said Lisa.
"I'm a level five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow." said Jesse.
Oscar winced. "How are you even alive right now?!"
Jesse dissolved into dust and collapsed into a pile of dust.
"Oh thanks Oscar! Was that necessary?!" Lisa ranted.
"Uh yeah..." said Oscar.
"Anyway..." Oscar opened up a portal by drawing a circle in the air with his finger. " Time so see what sort of state dear Blighty is in guv!" He exaggerated his british accent into cockney.
Lisa scowled as her hero had just died.
However upon arriving in London Oscar was greeted by the presence of loads and loads of chavs.
"Init though blud?" said the uncouth, ill-mannered British youths.
Oscar screamed in anguish. "Oh god! Such a travesty!"
...
That evening Marge needed Bart to do an errand.
"Bart I need you to pick your father up from from Moe's. I think he forgot what time it is..." said Marge.
Bart gasped in horror.
He reluctantly went to Moe's. He was reluctant because of Moe threatening him a few days ago.
"Why if it isn't Bart!" said Moe warmly.
"Don't play nice, Unky Moe!" Bart ranted.
Moe was confused by Bart being cross with him. "What did I do?"
"Don't play dumb! You threatened me when I was delivering Thai menus!" said Bart.
Moe gasped.
"I'm sorry, I don't realize that was you! That's not usually me... I have an anger problem." said Moe.
"Oh come on, how could you not recognise me?!" Bart ranted. Now I have half the mind to tell him who really was making those prank phone calls...
"Look I'm sorry Bart! How about a chocolate milk?" said Moe fetching a carton of chocolate milk,
"Moe I'm here to pick up my dad, I don't know when I'll forgive you..." said Bart taking a drunk Homer home.
Homer sang drunk.
"Oh show me the way to go home..."
Bart sighed.
Lenny and Carl discussed things.
"So about those hippy protesters at the Krusty burger. One of them told me off for putting a can in the bottle bin. So I slugged him." said Lenny.
Homer was singing Oh show me the way to go home while drunk.
"Come on Dad..." Bart sighed.
...
One afternoon Homer was trying to make Maggie laugh by dressing up as a Teletubby. He had the TV strapped to him, oven gloves on and a hanger taped to his head.
"Hi Maggie! I'm Tinky Winky! And in case you've heard the rumours I'm all man!" said Homer. "Now lets watch my tummy TV! (Zap!) AaaaAaghhhh! (Zap!)" Homer suddenly got electrocuted by the TV.
Maggie giggled and clapped.
Bart laughed as he plugged in and unplugged the TV.
Homer screamed from being zapped.
Meanwhile Lisa and the Dirt Bag protesters were holding a funeral for Jesse's remains.
"Oh Jesse! Why did you have to go level five vegan?!" a protester cried.
"He chose poorly..." said the knight from Indiana Jones and the last crusade.
Lisa frowned. "Okay I can see the logic narrator! But this was my episode!"
They did hippy stuff and played Jesse's favourite song "I'm just a teenage dirtbag baby!"
(Singing)
Meanwhile Bart had some frustrating news at work.
"Bart kun! I accidentally wrote the phone number down on all the menus wrong! I need you to deliver all the new menus!" said Bart's boss at the Thai restaurant.
"How could you get all the menus wrong?!" said Bart.
"I don't know. I just wonder who's getting all my customers..." said Bart's boss.
Well...
Meanwhile Tai Kamiya from Digimon was getting annoying phone calls for Thai deliveries.
"Look! I don't sell Thai food! My name is Tai!" Tai yelled down the phone. He then groaned. "This is worse than that time Matt's grandma answered the phone..."
Oscar's living teddy bear creature was slurping up the pad Thai noodles.
"Hey! You have to pay for that!" Bart's boss yelled.
"How can he? He's a wild animal?" said Oscar. "Well tame actually."
"Well you pay for him!" said the Thai restaurant owner.
...
The Dirt Bags were planning to get the St Patrick's day carnival cancelled but came to blows with Oscar and the Irish.
"You can't cancel it! I have so many plans!" said Oscar. "Such as getting Bart drunk again... and I've got a fight between the Incredible Hulk and the Thing planned!"
The Incredible Hulk and the Thing were growling at each other and sizing each other up.
Lisa face palmed. "What has Marvel got to do with St Patrick's Day?!"
"Look kid. Do you know every year how many lizards get stepped on?" An environmentalist asked Oscar.
"Save the lizards! For I am the lizard queen!" Lisa got crazy again.
"Oh no! Look what you encouraged!" Oscar groaned.
"I am the lizard queen!" said Lizard Queen Lisa.
Oscar face palmed.
"I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN! MY LIZARD ARMY WILL REPEL THE INVADING IRISH DRUNKS BACK TO THEIR GODFORSAKEN-" Lizard Queen Lisa went on an insane diatribe.
"Lis! Enough! Stop being nuts about being the lizard queen again!" Bart yelled.
"Liz-" Lisa started Bart Bart glared at her.
Instead Lisa decided to throw red paint all over Krusty when he got out of his limo at a red carpet event wearing a coat made of possums.
"Fur is murder!" yelled Lisa dressed as a beatnik. She blushed and added sheepishly, "My brother likes you."
Krusty sighed and clicked his fingers and guards dragged Lisa away.
At home Bart wasn't happy.
"Lisa these hippy protests are going too far! You threw red paint all over Krusty!" Bart yelled.
"Oh don't be such a fanboy..." said Lisa.
Bart growled frustrated and stamped his feet.
"LIZARD ARMY, TAKE YOUR POSITIONS TO DEFEND SPRINGFIELD!" said Lizard Queen Lisa.
"Um Lis. Those are garden gnomes. Not lizards..." Oscar winced as she was yelling at garden gnomes.
"YOU DARE QUESTION THE LIZARD QUEEN?!" Lisa in a towel yelled.
Oscar winced.
Jimbo was then walking past holding hands with a hooker. He was clearly dating the hooker.
Plot 3
Eventually the Dirtbags had a stunt to pull.
"Okay as long as it doesn't involve cancelling St Patrick's day or flippin lizards." said Oscar.
"I am the Lizard Quee-" Lisa chanted.
"ENOUGH! Gee I thought people found my one liners annoying..." Oscar sighed.
It seems for whatever reason Mayor Quimby wanted to chop down an extremely old Red Sequoia. He sold the rights to the highest bidder.
"Arrrrrr! 50,000 in gold and doubloons..." said Sea Captain.
"75,000 in Thai menus!" said Bart's boss.
Bart winced. How was that money?!
"Fifty million Simoleons to turn that tree into a hundred log cabins! Yeehaw!" said Rich Texan.
"Simoleons?!" Oscar asked.
Some Sims with green crystals floating above their heads were jabbering in gibberish then they combusted into flames and screamed.
Bart winced.
"Oh no! We have to save that tree!" Lisa groaned with her vegan and hippy friends.
"Wait! Isn't cutting down trees and wrecking the environment Mr Burns's thing?" Hugo asked.
"I guess this is an episode where Rich Texan is a bad guy." said Lisa.
"Yeehaw! Look at all them toothpicks!" cheered Rich Texan thinking of all the things he could make out of the big red sequoia tree.
"Oh... think of the Thai menus..." said Bart grinning.
"Yes think of the Thai menus Bart Kun!" said the owner of the Thai restaurant.
The hippies debated that to stop Rich Texan from cutting down the tree one of them has to camp in it. Lisa drew the short straw. She seemed reluctant to stay away from her family.
"Have no fear sweetie! Wherever there is a tree that needs protecting... there is..." said Homer putting on a three piece dinner suit and a black wig. "Max Power!"
"Dad I know that's you..." said Lisa.
"I am not your dad little girl! I am Max Power! I shall protect this tree! With my friends!" Homer as Max Power rang up his enviroment friends. They all arrived on a Coach. "Gentlemen protect that tree!"
"Wow! Thanks Da-I mean Max!" said Lisa. The two parties, Lisa's hip young animal rights and environmentalists and Max Power's friends tied themselves round the tree.
"D'oooooh! Blast you! You infernal ingrate Max Power!" Rich Texan yelled.
...
At home was a news report about Lisa protecting a tree. Kent explained the news story with a cute picture of Lisa hugging and in turn being hugged by a cartoon tree with arms.
"Yeah cartoon trees are pretty decent said Bart imagining himself in a medieval times fantasy world as a young swordsman. He his shaking hands with a friendly tree.
"Yip!" said Young Link nodding.
"Not always. I still have nightmares about that evil tree from the Care Bears movie..." said Oscar shivering. He was thinking of the evil purple tree monster that grabbed the kids and the Care Bears.
Back at the giant red sequoia tree.
Mr Burns and Lumberjacks arrived. And chopping machines etc.
"I heard the author wondering where I was, well disembodied voice I'm here to bring down this tree and turn it into wood." said Mr Burns.
"No!" Lisa cried.
The trees came to life ie like Ents...
I was flabbergasted when I saw the trees come alive. The Loraxs trees demand compensation ...of blood... Lisa narrated. Coooool!
...
That evening at tree patrol, Lisa was with one of the young environmentalists checking town. In Lisa's house she could see silhouettes at the lounge window of Homer and Bart seemingly hugging. "Awwwww! That's so sweet! Mind if I knock off early guys?" Lisa asked her friends.
"No, go ahead Lisa." said the hippy environmentalists.
However Homer and Bart weren't hugging...
"Why you little! I'll teach you to whistle during prayer!" Homer strangled Bart.
Bart choked and gasped.
The next night in the tree Link as the last one got sick and queasy.
He groaned woozy from the tree shaking in the wind.
"Link... link... hey clear out the gunk from your ears!" said an old Jewish man voice.
Link looked confused as to who was talking. Suddenly a face appeared in the trunk of the red sequoia.
"Link if you throw up on me, I swear I'll fling you!" said the old Jewish sounding tree.
"Okay..." said Young Link.
...
At the Simpsons Bart read a comic about Itchy dating Veronica from Archie comics having killed Archie or whoever dated her in the comic. The comic was called Itchy and Veronica.
Moose's red roofless car pulled up outside and Itchy the mouse was kicked out.
"Duh, stay out of Riverdale." said Moose. And the Archie characters drove off.
Bart winced exasperated.
Then a limousine arrived.
"The Simpsons are going to Paris!" said Homer inside the limousine.
"No. the Simpsons are protecting a defenceless giant red sequoia..." Lisa sighed.
Homer groaned.
On TV Eddie Munster was being interviewed.
"Hi I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such celebrity interviews as Shania Twain and Cthulhu. Tonight I am interviewing Eddie Munster." saud Troy McClure.
"So Eddie. Your mother is a vampire and your father is a Frankenstein monster. How on Earth are you a werewolf?" Troy asked.
"Uh..." Eddie was baffled.
"We interrupt this programme for an emergency news bulletin."
"Dolphins are invading again! I repeat! Dolphins are invading again!" Kent cried.
"Oh Lord..." Marge sighed.
"Hehehehe! Dolphas..." Oscar squealed.
Bart sighed.
Then the news was on about refugees. They looked really miserable.
"Sheesh. Look at these refugees. How about a smile?" Homer commented.
"They've undergone terrible hardships." said Marge.
"Well, moping won't make it better." said Homer.
"Dad what is wrong with you?!" Lisa was disgusted by his remarks.
...
It was Lisa's turn to sleep in the tree.
"I built a treehouse during my time in there." said Young Link.
"What the flippity floppity is this construct obscuring my face?!" The Jewish Guy voiced tree yelled. "Cousin Earl?! Is that part of you? What have they done to you?!"
Young Link winced.
"Well it looks impressive Link." said Lisa climbing up into the tree.
Rich Texan arrived.
"Okay that's quite a darn enough! Get away from that tree so I may cut it down!" Rich Texan ranted.
"Never!" Lisa and Link yelled.
"Why I oughta!" Rich Texan yelled.
The glasses bloke Max Power/Homer befriended arrived to support Lisa and Link.
"We can't allow you to destroy these beautiful trees, which have the same rights you have." said the guy with glasses who rides a vehicle powered only by his thoughts or something.
"They can't vote..." said Wiggum.
"They can if proposition 2 17 passes..." said the glasses guy.
Lisa looked exasperated or baffled.
...
That night Lisa was camping out in the tree sometime after Link, Rich Texan, Wiggum and one of Max Power's friends left.
A bucket was sent up via the pulley.
"A care bucket." Lisa saw her family were sending up things so she had a warm blanket and food for the night. Bart, Mom, Dad etc were waving at her. "Thanks guys."
"It puts the lotion on its skin..." Oscar was doing Buffalo Bill impressions. Bart elbowed him in the gut, annoyed.
Lisa found a thermos and studied it.
"It has hot Thai soup in it from the restaurant I am delivering menus for." said Bart.
"Thanks Bart." said Lisa.
"Bart she doesn't like Thai..." said Hugo.