There is a time for flying spaceships. A time for zooming around, shooting lasers, and turning pilot's wives into widows. This was one of those times.

A total of about four are wings zoomed thru space and dodged giant asteroids. Four arwings containing four heroes: Fox McCloud, Falco Lombardi, Slippy Towed and Krystal. Peppy was in the great Fox because he is too old to do much anymore. Rob 64 is there because he doesn't really have a point beyond being a robot but that's OK.

It was dangerous for them to be in an asteroid's belt around a planet but that was the point, you see, the bad guys knew it would be trouble for team Starfox if they hid in an assteroid's belt. Otherwise there's no reason to fly into such a dangerous place, you might scratch the paint!

But team Starfox are pretty good pilots so they did OK. In fact, they chase the bad guys OUT of the asteroid's belt.

"Poppy," said Fox, "don't let them escape."

Fox just heard snoring be cause Peppy fell asleep because he was a useless old man.

Fox was frustrated and used BAD language. Slippy was so startled by the yelling and shocked by Fox's potty mouth that he wet his flight suit.

Falco kept his cool, sipping on a cold, refreshing space beverage of sorts.

Krystal is pretty so that's probably why was was dating her.

Anyway, they chased the bad guys in their spaced ships. They shot their ship's lasers that went "PEW PEW PEW" causing the bad guys to explode.

But then,

The BIG triangle ship showed up, a star destroyer! It was the boss mothership.

"How aren't we supposed to defeat that?" Krystal exclaimed.

Slippy said nothing, he just tried to not wet himself again, with fear.

Just then heroic theme music started playing. The other girls (That's Miyu, Fay and Katt) were here to help the day!

"It's about time." Fox said because he was kind of cranky.

"Thank goodness!" Cried Krystal.

"I'm rock hard!" Exclaimed Falco.

Slippy simply relieved himself with relief.

"Don't worry boiz, we got

Their ships were kind of like Arwings but different somehow. They flew to the star destroyer and used the harpoons and tow cables to wrap rope around the destroyer.

"One more pass." Fay said as she made one more pass before detaching the cable. Now the triangle destroyer was tied up with cable and unable to move, so it got caught in the planet's gravity and fell down, crashing and killing people. Fortunately, the people it crashed into were prisoners and probably deserved it.

"Yay!" Everyone said except Peppy because his oldness was still asnooze.

"We should have some sex to celebrate!" Said Falco.

Slippy stared into space thinking about how awesome it would be to hump some toes.

"No, let's do something more hole some." Said Krystal said.

Falco crushed his drink bottle in disappointment, he deserved to get some because he is so handsome.

"Pappy probably has a reptile dysfunction anyways" said Fox.

Suddenly his ship got bonked from behind!

"Ha ha ha ya doin' Foxy boi?" Fox heard Wolf say.

It turned out that Team Starwolf was there, so not just Wolf, but also creepy chameleon and Panther with big strong muscular balls (in his crotch).

"Oh noes!" Slippy would have wet his ship again but he was all out of pee from doing it before.

Team Starwolf shotted at the other ones, but their lasers were red and went "POW POW POW".

Team Star Fox went back into the Gr8 Fox and invited the other girls inside too so they could all hide. As Slippy went to change into some dry clothes, the others ran to the bridge (the front). Falco noticed Katt's chest bouncing up and down as she ran and because he was distracted, he ran into a wall. Ouch.

"Peppy, get us out of here!" Fox screamed, but Peppy continued the snoring because his hearing is so old. Fox slapped him upside the head head to wake him and Peppy was like , "WHAT THE F" it took him a moment to remember were he was but when he saw the urgency in Fox's eyeballs, he knew he had to get the ship out of there. Being grandpa age meant he did have intuition. He made the ship go lighter speed which make it jerk and Krystal almost lost he balance but Fox caught her and they glazed into each other's eyes, which felt romantic.

Slippy came unto the bridge and said "What'd I miss? It feels like we're going plaid speed in here!"

Miyu gasped,

Fox raised an eyebrow,

Fay giggled,

Falco face palmed,

Peppy shook his head,

Rob didn't care.

It was then that Slippy realized he was completely NAKED, meaning they could see his privates, or his butt if he turned around.

"Crap." He muttered.

"Um, Slippy?" Krystal asked, "Like, what?"

"I went to change my clothes but forgot to put more on because I stopped for a hit from my bong."

"Well gosh," said Miyu, "that happened."

"Damn young people." Peppy muttered under his breast.

Krystal's sensing powers told her that Slippy wasn't as embarrassed as one might expect.

Fay put her hand up to her mouth to hide that she bit her lips at Slappys nakedfulness.

"Well there's no time! We're on the run from escape." Fox said with some sort of urgency, "Rob, fix it."

Rob used the lasers on his robot face to project pixilation onto Slippy's crotch to help mask his nudity. Fay promptly stopped smiling, but couldn't help but stare at his chubby green belly.

"Censors detect Wolf-team pursuing in their mothership." Robert said robotically, like a robot does.

Fox looked a map, "Hide on that planet that used to be mars."

"Since when did you run and hide instead of stay and fight?" Falco said skeptically.

"I'm too hungry to fight!"

The ship was piloted towards the Red Planet, and landed on the other side of what they were flying towards. They had lost Star Wolf, for now…