Amee prowled through the corridors of The Great Fox. She was learning the layout and contents of this vessel, for she was going to use it to escape Mars. Now, she didn't mind Mars, but it was pretty desolate and boring so, yeah, she wanted up, out and off that there rock.
Rob 64 detected another machine aboard the ship but he wasn't worried because it was old and therefore must be outdated. He also wasn't worried because he was a robot that wasn't capable of emotion.
Soon the two machines were face to face. They both studied each other for a moment before AMEE shoved her hand through Rob's face and hacked into his memory, downloading anything useful. So not the footage of Falco practicing his twerking skills.
Rob fell to the floor, twitching and buzzing all electric like.
Falco, Krystal, Miyu and Kat arrived at the pyramid, and it sure was a pyramid alright.
They noticed that the very top was flat, and decided to see if that meant there was an opening. After a tiring climb to the top, they found that indeed there was an opening. Oh boy.
After stopping for water and granola bars, the four of them grappled down into the pyramid. Good thing they had the stuff to do that with them, as well as lights, because it was completely dark. Until they turned on their lights, that is. Instead of using electric lights like the ladies, Falco used a flare. After all, flares are cooler and he was the cool one.
Once inside, they found a room with ancient writing on the wall.
"Can you read what it says?" Krystal asked Miyu.
"It says, 'You really shouldn't stand there'"
"Stand where?" Asked Katt.
The floor suddenly gave way and they fell into the room below.
It was only seven feet, but it was still enough to make them yell, especially Falco.
"Is everyone alright?" Katt asked as the dust settled.
"No, I think I broke something!" Falco said with pain.
Katt went over and took pity upon him.
"Why didn't you tell us it was a trap?" He snapped at Miyu.
"I didn't know!"
Knowing that the first thing to do in a survival situation was in fact not to turn on one another, Krystal tried the radio, "Fox, you need to get the ship over here, Falco's hurt!"
There was no answer.
"Fox, somebody, do you read?"
Katt wondered why Krystal was inquiring about literary habits, but didn't want to interrupt.
"Looks like we can't reach the others from in here." Krystal stated.
"Of course we can't…" remarked the injured bird.
"Alright," Krystal said, "Miyu and I will try to find a way out of here, Katt, you stay here with Falco." She figured Katt wouldn't object to staying behind as she could sense that Katt was attracted to the bird boy.
Wolf was delighted to find that Star Fox was stupid enough to leave the door to the Great Fox unlocked. Leon not so much as he enjoyed breaking into places but whatever.
"Oh Foxy," Wolf called out as he, Leon and Panther made their way inside. They came across a corridor with several doors, each with a different name on it. Wolf smiled, these must be the crew's quarters. He found the door labeled "Fox" and went inside.
"Shouldn't we be going to the bridge?" Leon asked.
"You've got to know your enemy, Leon." Wolf replied.
Leon turned to Panther only to see him going into Krystal's quarters. The chameleon shrugged and went into Slippy's room.
Wolf took a look around Fox's room before heading to the dresser. He opened the drawers one by one until he found Fox's underwear, took a pair of briefs, and stuffed them into his jacket. Then he thought of an idea, since thinking is the only way come up with ideas.
Panther took in Krystal's scent as soon as he entered her room. Then he went to search for her dirty laundry. After finding a hamper of it in the corner of the room, he removed from it a pair of her panties. He grinned as he held them up to his face, taking a deep sniff.
Leon wasn't impressed by Slippy's quarters. For one they were a mess, with dirty clothes and dishes all over. He also wasn't interested in the comic books or the stroker sex toy, but there was something on the nightstand that he went over to get a closer look at…
Wolf took off his boots, then his pants, then his red plaid boxers and stuffed them under the covers on Fox bed. He put his boots and pants back on before leaving.
Once out in the corridor, he saw Panther who had a pleased look on his face. "I guess we both found something interesting." He said to the feline, who replied with "Mmhmm."
Just then, Leon stepped out of Slippy's room. He stared at the others blankly for a moment before exhaling a cloud of smoke.
"See?" Panther chuckled when he smelled the marijuana, "It was worth taking a look around."
"Yes," Leon replied flatly, "yes it..was"
"Alright," Ordered Wolf, "let's go to the bridge."
"Let's..do..that." replied the chameleon.
The three arrived at the bridge and found a lone robot there, but not the one they would have expected. It had a big blue eye on it's face that saw them as soon as they entered the room.
"What..is..that?" Asked the red-eyed reptile.
"They must have gotten a new droid." Wolf surmised.
The reality was that this one had a will of her own and she had replaced Rob after deactivating him.
"I wonder if it's been programmed properly." Wolf said playfully.
"Yes, it would be a shame if it did anything it shouldn't," Panther added.
"Maybe you should take a look at it." Wolf said to Leon.
"Reprogramming..is..fun." Leon said, having gotten the hint. He went up to the droid and reached for the front panel of her torso. But before he could touch her, AMEE grabbed his wrist tightly.
"Ow..this..hurts." Leon said as she used her other hand to grab him by the shirt and throw him aside.
As soon as Leon hit the floor, Wolf pulled his laser pistol from its holster. "I see why they got this one." He said as he took aim.
Before he could fire she backhanded the gun out of his hand. As Panther reached for his own gun, AMEE grabbed his crotch, getting a handful of his big, muscular genitals. He yelled out in pain as Wolf tried to tackle her, but her reflexes were too fast, and she punched him in the chest, sending him flying. As Leon got back on his feet, AMEE banged her head against Panther's before throwing him at the lizard, who was knocked back onto the floor.
