WARNING: There be explicit sexy scenes from here to the end of the story, continue at the risk of your own horniness

The exploration of the pyramid was done by Miyu and Krystal, but it was not for science, but for survival. It sure was dark and dusty.

They came into a room with writing and stuff on the walls.

"What does it say?" Asked the purple/blue one.

"It talks about the ancient Egyptian god Anubis, a jackal man." Miyu verbalized, "Basically, he would weigh people's hearts to see if they were worthy of getting into the afterlife, and there was a crocodile man, Ammit, that would eat the hearts."

"Oh my golly gosh!" Frightened Krystal.

"Eventually they wanted to get into the after-heaven-life themselves, but they knew their hearts weren't pure, so they went around taking other people's hearts to weigh to get into heaven or some shit."

"The emotion I sensed before is stronger in here. There's a lot of resentment."

"Let's keep moving." Said the feline one.

They came upon a room with stone mouths on the walls. They had holes in them, clearly for filling the room sandfully. They went a different way.

"Something else is nearby," Krystal said, "and I don't think it's one of our friends."

Around from a corner of way they did see creature! It was a jackal man in a loincloth (for his loins; his privates; keeping them privates. That's why they're called privates and not publics.). The jackal was hairless with light brown skin. He looked completely emaciated, as if he hadn't eaten in thousands of years.

"Ohmigosh!" Cried Miyu.

"Merciful heavens! Goodness gracious! Golly!" Cried the Krystal when the jackal snarled at them, "We should be the kind of people that are running away from danger!"

Katt sat next to Falco, waiting for rescue.

"Hopefully our next adventure will go better than this." She commented. You see, on their way to the lander that had the robot AMEE upon the upper top of it, Fox had offered to let her and the other girls join team Star Fox and they accepted. Cool.

"No freaking kidding." Falco replied.

"I was just trying to make conversation to pass the time.

"Sorry, I'm just in a lot of pain here."

"I know. I wish I had some painkillers I could give you."

"Well, endorphins help with pain, if you weren't here, I could just jack off." Falco chuckled.

Katt stared at him.

"Sorry, bad joke." He said.

"Actually, that's not a bad idea." She said as she scooted closer.

Falco looked at her, not knowing what to say.

She put her hand on his chest, "We are all alone, after all." She said as she started rubbing him. He grinned as she slid her hand down his torso and into his pants.

They simply stared at each other as she groped his junk. She smiled when she felt him getting hard in her hand.

He put his hand on the back of her head and pulled her in for a kiss. It's tricky to kiss on the mouth when you have a beak, but life finds a way. Having a tongue also helps.

As they made out she unzipped his pants and pulled his thong to the side revealing his yummy man bits. That is, his cock and balls. She moved down and gently kissed his birdly manhood from the top of his glans down to the bottom of his shaft. Since they're all anthropomorphic they doesn't have to have animal shaped genitals, they can have human shaped stuff and his is still a bird cock because it belongs to a bird. Tweet tweet.

Anyway, she put his cock in her mouth and he was all like, "Ahhh…"

Fox, Slippy, Fay and Peppy arrived at the Great Fox but the hatch was open.

Fox cocked his head to the side and asked, "Didn't we leave that closed?"

"Oh noes, we did!" Slippy cried.

"Let's pull out our guns." And they did.

They moved through the ship gunfully and lots of alert. They made it uneventful until the bridge. Then they were surprised.

"What what in the butt?" The old man was like.

They saw before them, Wolf, Leon and Panther, laying unconscious on their stomachs with their wrists and ankles tied up. All of their clothes were folded and set aside.

AMEE was there, on all fours, facing the door to the bridge as if she had been waiting for them to show up.

"Did you do this?" Asked Fox.

Amee stared blankly at him, she wasn't programmed to give a shit about answering questions, and though she was sapient, she wasn't about to start.

"That isn't our robot." said Peppy.

"Well then where the hell is he?" Fox asked.

Amee tilted her head to the side, trying to appear as if she didn't know about Rob, when in fact she had stuffed him into a utility closet.

Slippy said nothing, not wanting to offend the so-called robot goddess. Instead, he took off, with Fay following him out of concern, curiosity, and crushing on him.

Finally, team Star Wolf came to, and were just as confused as the members of Star Fox.

"Son of a bitch." Wolf growled when he saw Fox, but after a moment he smirked slightly, "Well played."

"Untie me, dammit!" Cried Panther.

Leon said nothing, instead he writhed about, trying to escape his bonds. He knew that being naked and tied up meant one thing, and he wasn't interested.

"We didn't do this." Fox replied to Wolf.

"Don't give me that bullshit," Wolf said, "you have a new robot, and decided to set a trap to test it out."

"That thing was already on the planet," Peppy explained, "we just found her."

"Yeah, right." Wolf glared at him, he would have been impressed if they had just owned up to it.

"Either way untie us." said Panther, "and give us back our clothes!"

Wolf didn't mind that he was naked, he just didn't like that he was the one tied up and not everyone else.

Fox took out a pocket knife and cut the ropes binding the wolf.

"I can understand tying us up," Wolf said as he stood up, "but I think strippong us naked was a little much."

Wolf put his hands on his hips, making sure his manhood was on full display. However, Fox maintained eye contact, "This wasn't our doing, that's not our robot, and we only got back to the ship a few seconds before you woke up." He explained.

"Whatever." Wolf said as he went over to the stack of clothes.

Wolf got dressed as Fox cut the others free, but he noticed something was missing. "Where's my gun?" He asked.

"How should I know?" Peppy said oldfully.

"Where are all the ladies?" Panther asked as he stood up. If he was going to be naked in front of other people, he preferred it to be women.

"They went to look at some ancient nonsense or something." Peppy answered.

Amee had destroyed the guns and left the remains with Rob 64. Taking off their clothes may not have been required to make certain that they didn't have any more weapons, but she had felt like humiliating them.

Slippy sat on his bed and started smoking a bowl. Or rather, the pot in the bowl. Seconds later, Fay came into his room and sat down next to him.

"It sounds like Amee was trying to protect us." She reassured him.

"But you saw what she did to Fox, that was the titty twister from hell!" Slippy replied and took another puff.

"I'm sure he just startled her."

"Well either way, I like smoking pot." Slippy replied coughing, "You want some?"

"Uh…sure"

Fay took a drag so like, there was much coughing because she'd only done weed once before. It tasted as much like marijuana as the first time.

She handed it back because yeah, that was enough for her.

Fay put her arm around Slippy, "I'm sure we won't have to worry about any killer robots." She wasn't, she just wanted an excuse to put her arm around him. Not the most sensual touching, but a good start.

Slippy exhaled and said, "Hopefully you're right."

She gazed into his eyes and saw not fear, but being stoned.

She leaned in for a kiss. He would've been surprised if he hadn't been stoned. Either way, he was kissed by a girl. Cool.

Despite having just one puff, Fay was too stoned to be coy, "Can I take off my shirt?"

Slippy raised his brow, "Sure."

Fay pulled off her shirt, revealing a light pink bra that contained what were her breasts. They were pretty big, despite her having a somewhat slender build.

"Do you think you could take off your feet too?" He asked flatly as he stared at her sizable chest.

"What?"

"I mean your shoes."

"Oh." Fay said and promptly obliged.

Slippy stared at her feet and saw she had red toenail polish that matched the color of her finger nails. This was because she used the same bottle of polish. Cosmetic companies sold separate bottles of polish for fingernails and toenails, but she was smart enough to not fall for it.

"It would be fair if I got to see you shirtless." The white canine pointed out.

"Ok." He replied flatly as he continued to alternate staring at her toes and her tits.

Slippy took off his shirt revealing his chubby green gut. "I'm not really comfortable being half naked." The frog told Fay. She was about to apologize but Slippy proceeded to take off the rest of his clothing, revealing that he was at full mast.

Fay smiled and took off the rest of her clothing. Seeing her bare 40DDD breasts and erect pink nipples made Slippy's eyes go wide with arousal, "We should totally fuck"

Fay laid down on her back on the bed, spreading her legs as she squeezed her boobs together with her hands.

Slippy got on the bed for the entercourse.