The Simpsons Down Under The Simpsons are called back to Australia because they forgot one thing... paying Bart's fine of 900 Australian dollars. When they arrive they have to stay with the Australian man Bart upset and his son Tobias. Then Homer drops a burning shrimp in the gas pipes causing a catastrophic explosion!
Plot
The mail arrived through the letter box of the front door instead of being in the mail box. Bart went through it before Santa's Little Helper could rip them up.
"No boy! My letters!"
There was one for him that he had half the mind was probably another death threat from Sideshow Bob. However it was worse. It was an angry letter from Australia that just read "Gimme my nine hundred dollary doos you bogan!" In big letters and lots of swearing.
His parents soon read the letter. Like with Camp Feare they gathered up...
"Office of the Solicitor General"? "Office of the Prime Minister"? "Hopping Mad Collection Agency"? What is all this stuff?" Lisa asked.
"Uh that last one is mine... I smuggled a kangaroo home the last time we went down under..." said Oscar.
There was a Kangaroo in Bart's room smashing the place up.
"Some drongo thinks I owe him money..." said Bart sighing.
"Hmmmm! I knew we forgot something..." said Marge.
"That Bart racked up an enormous phone bill on some poor Australian? Why yes mom I think we have forgotten something..." said Lisa dryly.
"I loved Australia. I can't wait to go back!" said Oscar.
"We're not going to Australia just because some wallaby threw a tantrum and decided to harass me!" said Bart. "Let's just burn the letters and forget about them."
However breakfast was suddenly interrupted by government officials bursting into the house.
"FBI." said the agent.
"Oh my god! Run ET!" Hugo yelled.
ET the extra terrestrial ran off screaming.
Bart face palmed.
Oscar laughed.
...
Mayor West was with them.
"My predecessor Quimby has left me your paperwork Bart. I'm quite disturbed as a man of justice to find you didn't pay back the nine hundred dollars you owe." said Mayor West.
"Look things got a little crazy down under and we had to flee an angry mob by helicopter." said Bart.
"I'm not finished with your list of transgressions young hoodlum." said Mayor West putting on his Batman voice. "You also smuggled and released a non native life form into Australia. A bull frog I believe."
"I'm sorry! I wasn't allowed to take Bart Jr with me!" said Bart.
"Your pet caused enormous damage and widespread famine! I ought to throw the book at you Simpson! But I busted my arm playing baseball over the weekend." said Mayor West cross with him.
"Look I'm sorry! I'm sure you must have done bad things occasionally Mr West..." Bart whined.
"Well the last bad thing I did was pee on Caesar Romero's front lawn..." said Mayor West.
Bart winced.
"I'll explain things further Mr West.' said Blue haired lawyer. "To put it simply. Bart has been ordered to return to Australia to make up for his misdemeanours, and completely this time! So prepare a sum of 750 dollars/ nine hundred Australian dollars for him to pay the outstanding compensation."
"Hey why do I owe that wombat any money?!" Bart argued.
"Because, if you don't pay Bart I can always arrange a cold dark prison cell in juvenile hall..." said Blue haired lawyer.
Bart gulped.
"I guess we have very little choice. Looks like we're off to Australia again..." Marge sighed.
"Woohoo!" Oscar cheered.
Homer groaned embarrassed by this sequence of events. He hoped this situation had been sorted out after last time.
"Okay well we better get packing." said Marge.
"Fine but after Taz in Tazmania finishes..." said Oscar. He was engrossed in a cartoon.
Bart groaned embarrassed by him watching cartoons.
...
After Mayor West left the Simpsons got packing and arranging for Australia.
"Has he got rid of that awful Dig 'em frog statue and brought back our beloved Jebediah yet?" Homer asked as they packed.
"No dear..." Marge sighed.
"I'm glad Jebediah, or should I use his actual name, Hans Sprungfield is gone..." said Lisa.
"No bringing up the truth you were too much of a coward to tell everyone!" said Homer.
"Dad! The former mayor was gonna shoot me!" Lisa whined.
"Where are we going?" Hugo asked.
"Australia..." Homer muttered.
"Where's that?" Hugo asked.
"Here, on the bottom of Bart's globe." Lisa explained.
"Why are we going to Australia?" Hugo asked.
"Because Bart did a very bad thing! Now stop asking questions!" said Homer annoyed.
To cheer himself up, Homer packed amusing things.
"Budgie smuggler speedos, invisible dog on a leash. Hehehehe! Look Marge!"
"Homer we don't need those things in Australia..." said Marge.
"How many times have you been to Australia Oscar?" Hugo asked Oscar in idle conversation.
"Twice. Once with your family while you were still locked up in the attic and once with Buster Bunny from Tiny Toons where three crocodile women fell in love with me, then they wanted to eat me..." said Oscar being demented. That probably did happen knowing him.
"Um okay..." said Hugo wincing.
"Anyway... What are gonna be doing when we get to Australia, Oz?" Lisa asked cutting in.
"Watch cartoons all day like Taz in Taz-Mania." said Oscar.
Bart frowned at him.
"Oz grow up!"
"We can say Down Unda!" Homer said
"But thats racist." Lisa said
"Shaddup! We goin down unda!" Homer said in a broken australian accent
Lisa sighed.
...
To save on seats Homer insisted on putting Hugo in a pet carrier to stay in the hold of the plane.
"Hell no! Right that's it you fat-!" Oscar tackled Homer to the ground and strangled him.
"Oscar!" Marge told him off.
"Don't worry Marge he can't hurt me with his tiny baby hands-" said Homer. Oscar whipped off his belt and strangled him. He started choking.
"Oscar! I know you're mad at how he's treating Hugo but for goodness sake control your temper!" Marge sighed.
"Homer Hugo's not going in a pet carrier..." Marge explained.
"D'oh! Fine! But we'll have to sit in economy!" Homer sulked.
They got on the plane. Maggie started crying for some reason. Presumably she had a messy diaper or something.
"Ugh! I specifically asked not to be sat next to a baby!" Bart groaned.
The light went on to remind you, that you can't smoke cigarettes on the plane.
"Well I never!" An anthropomorphic cigarette whose top or "head" was burning with smokey fumes abruptly got up took his bags out of the overhead locker and stormed off.
Hugo winced.
There was an announcement that some seats in first class never got their passengers who booked them because they didn't get on in time.
"First come first serve people!" said the announcement.
Bart and Lisa were overjoyed they climbed along people's heads to quickly get to the front. Oscar was also with them.
"You three get the seats!" said the female crew member.
"Wow Bart! Let's go! They'll pamper us!" said Lisa.
Bart gasped in horror. Oscar smiled joyfully.
"Not literally Bart..." Lisa explained.
Oscar groaned disappointed.
"Oscar stop thinking about diapers!" Bart told him off.
They went to first class.
Lisa was toasting marshmallows in a fireplace. Yes the plane had a fireplace on board...
Bart was playing a high tech video game.
Oscar was sucking his thumb and hugging Teddy his teddy bear creature while wearing just a diaper.
...
We pass through the Earth again and past the Dinosaur and Tracy Ullman Simpson skeletons again, and the fortress of the Hans Molemen and Vishnu in the core. Eventually the Simpsons arrive in Australia.
"There's one thing the fans have asked." said Oscar.
"What." Bart asked.
"They've all asked whatever happened to the sinister koala that flew back with us to America..." Oscar read the fan letter.
"What koala?!" Bart asked. Meanwhile in Springfield there was an attack of angry koalas! The citizens of Springfield were running about screaming while being attacked by koalas.
The Simpsons met some very cross governors and magistrates.
They explained no one actually wanted them there except to just do what was required of Bart. To pay his nine hundred dollars to Tobias's Dad and now Bart had a month's prison sentence of hard labour for smuggling an animal into Australia and all the chaos he caused last time. Homer was arrested too. The Simpsons had their passports confiscated and Bart and Homer were arrested.
"Nooooo!" Marge cried.
"This is so embarrassing!" Lisa lamented.
"Bye bye Dad!" Hugo smirked waving bye to Homer.
Upset they were in no mood for Oscar's shenanigans.
"We're off time see the wizard! The wonderful wizard of Oz! Wherever he is, wherever there is a Woz!"
"Oz stop singing that! We're not in the mood for your singing!" Lisa snapped.
"Well it's opposite land so that means you are in the mood!" said Oscar.
"What on Earth is Oscar going on about singing songs from the wizard of Oz and going on about dogs walking people?!" Hugo asked.
"It's a long story Hugo." said Lisa.
Marge was calling her brother James from Erik's continuity that Homer and Bart had been arrested and she needed his support and to fly over.
...
In the airport stores where everything is duty free, Marge was buying diapers for Maggie and Oscar.
Oscar was screaming angrily at Snap, Crackle and Pop for changing their cereal name to Rice Bubbles in Australia.
Hugo groaned exasperated with him. "Oz chill..."
Oscar calmed down.
"You don't need to be having one of you manic moments again! Rice Krispies is called something else here! You can't make them change it back! And relax, with Bart in prison you can watch cartoons as much as you want." said Hugo.
"Yaaaaay! Taz in Tazmania! Taz in Tazmania!" Oscar sang the theme tune.
Hugo sweat dropped.
The Simpsons booked into a hotel until Bart and Homer were released.
"Well we've got a month to waste here in kangaroo land! Let's go to beach!" said James Bouvier.
"No way! In case you didn't know James, Australia is known as "the place where Mother Nature tries to kill you at every opportunity"." said Oscar. "Literally every creature here can kill you! Australia is home to several venomous spiders, snakes... The venomous stone fish and Box Jellyfish lurk in the oceans so no swimming. Razor clams hide in the sand..."
"Okay fine... we'll stay in the room all month pansy..." James groaned.
"Oscar it's not like you to not be adventurous..." said Lisa.
"I don't want to die a horrible death here either!" said Oscar shivering and hugging one of the pillows from the bed.
They spent the time bored while Oscar watched Taz in Tazmania all day while sat in a diaper.
"Now if Australia was like that without all the killer animals I'd be fine!" said Oscar.
"Well you're the one who controls virtually everything we do! Just get rid of them!" said Hugo.
Oscar wrote that they wouldn't encounter anything dangerous or venomous during their time in Australia.
"So basically sunshine, rainbows and farts..." Hugo sighed.
"Hugo!" Marge told him off for saying fart.
"And funny talking cartoon animals..." said Oscar.
Also for the sake of plot Bart and Homer were soon released from prison.
Plot 2
They went to the beach where Oscar used a giant pencil to erase some venomous animals before they settled down.
"No jellyfish are stinging me..."
Lisa sighed as he erased animals from existence with a giant pencil.
The sea was then closed by the lifeguard because some stonefish were returning from migrating. Some rock like fish arrived in the shallows.
Oscar frowned and erased the stonefish.
The Simpsons went on various activities.
"Yeah good idea mom, I'm getting sand in my trunks..." said Hugo.
Oscar was scooping up sand with a kid's toy spade and pouring it down the back of Hugo's swimming trunks.
Across the Australian beach.
"Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh! Buried in the sand! Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh! Buried in the sand! Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh! Buried in the sand!" Numbuh 4/Wallaby Beatles sang while up to his head in sand.
"That's enough Numbuh 4! Now be quiet!" Numbuh 1 yelled.
"Hugo why don't you cool off in the water..." Marge asked.
"Hugo hate water..." said Hugo in third person.
"Ugh! I'm serious, guys! The beach is so boring!" Numbuh 1 groaned.
"How can you say that Numbuh One?! Look how much fun I'm having!" Numbuh 4 was buried in the sand.
"You're buried up to your neck in the sand..." said Nigel.
"Exactly. Nyeh Nyeh Nyeh! Buried in the sand!" Numbuh 4 sang again.
Nigel groaned.
"Anyone notice you don't get white sand back in the states. Only here in the down under..." said Numbuh 4.
...
Homer and Bart decided to play cricket.
"Okay boy, let's play some weird British baseball!" said Homer about to bowl.
"Dad, British baseball is Rounders..." said Bart.
"Quiet boy!" said Homer snapping at him.
"Okay Boy, here's a fast ball!" said Homer about toss the ball.
Bart held his baseball bat up ready to swing.
Suddenly an Australian cricket player appeared. "Hey! We are trying to play a game here!" he said in an Australian accent.
"I can see that..." Homer replied as we pan out to find a team of cricket players angry and waiting for Bart and Homer to get off the grounds.
The stands.
"Hey give me back my cheeseburger! Crikey! This game is boring! Where's the Sheilas?" Numbuh 4 yelled as Heinrich Von Marzipan had taken his cheeseburger.
"Ein cheeeeeeseburgeeeeer! At last! Wunderbar!" said Heinrich.
"Omg! Human Klaus the goldfish! Human Klaus the goldfish!" Oscar screamed.
Heirich sighed.
"Zip it dummy! Your name is mud round these parts! Gahahahaha! Mud! Muuuuck!" said Mudboy.
"There is way too much Dee Bradley Baker in this scene right now..." Oscar winced.
Appa yawned.
Peter Shepherd was being escorted out for not having a ticket.
"Mudboy Heeeeeelp!" He cried.
"Why should I, meanie-face?!" Mudboy sulked.
"Mudboy you can't smoosh people just because they yelled at you!" Peter whined.
...
Marge and the other kids (Lisa, Hugo, Maggie and Oscar) went shopping for souvenirs. There were bullfrogs hopping about everywhere.
"Sorry ma'am but all we've got are these funny reptile kangaroo things!" said Australian squeaky voiced teen.
"And like last time I explained they're called bullfrogs..." Lisa sighed.
Then people who's eighteenth century ancestors were convicts were marooned in Australia stole Lisa's camera.
"Hey!" Lisa yelled.
"We don't know any better! We come from a long line of thieves and vandals!" the thieves yelled.
Oscar whipped out a black handgun and shot them dead.
The Simpsons frowned at him.
"What? I'm not always happy go lucky and sunshine and smiles..." Oscar replied sheepishly.
"Onya bike matey! You no good killer!" Numbuh 4 frowned.
"Fine... Mudboy doesn't guilt trip me..." said Oscar going off with Mudboy.
Mudboy grinned.
"Yeah because that yobbo smooshes people he doesn't like with giant boulders!" Numbuh 4 yelled. "Crikey!"
Francis X Bushlad had an abacus because his tribe the mud people were secretly office accountants and bureaucrats.
Numbuh 4 winced.
"Wally..." Oscar sighed at the blond Australian boy in an orange hoodie.
"Put a sock in it! Killer!" Numbuh 4 snapped.
"Fine be that way Kangeroo lander!" Oscar snapped.
"Drongo." Numbuh 4 retorted.
"Why are there characters from other shows here..." Hugo winced.
"Because I'm from the land down under... G'day! Yowzers!" said Numbuh 4.
...
The family reunited in an Australian bar for lunch where the bartender pretended not to know what coffee was and Paul Hogan mistook a spoon for a knife again.
"Coffeeeeee..." Marge wanted coffee.
"Beeeeeer?" said the bar manager.
Bart found a register of pub/tavern phone numbers from across the globe. "Aha!" He said devious as he prepares another prank.
Hugo frowned at him.
Homer ordered a huge Australian beer that even he couldn't drink in one sitting.
"Ooooooh..." He groaned. "My head's gonna be sore in the morning.
"I'll have a pint. To try and forget I'm stuck on this excruciating vacation with this fat oaf my sister insisted on marrying!" James Bouvier groaned.
"Do we have to watch sport... This is boring... I wanna watch cartoons..." Oscar groaned.
Hugo sighed.
"This is a knife." said the Paul Hogan spoof.
"No that's a spoon..." Bart sighed.
"Yowzers! At least Davy shows up for this year's Grand Prix unlike Ayrton Senna..." said Sydney Beatles.
James Bouvier frowned baffled at his ignorance of sporting tragedies. "Buddy, Senna died horribly in a car crash in 1994!"
"Yet he still made a crap PlayStation game with only three tracks..." said Oscar holding the Ayrton Senna go kart game.
"Can we all just stop talking about death! Geez this lunch is becoming morbid!" Marge yelled.
"Yeah James. Stop going on about dead guys..." said Oscar.
Flatz the Flounder arrived.
"Hey look at this guy..." said Homer.
Flatz went up to Bart.
"Bart Simpson?"
"Yeah, what's it to you?" Bart said rudely.
"I'm gonna kick you up the butt!" said Flatz.
Bart winced.
"What is it with this country and my heinie?!"
...
They then passed the everything is poisonous man.
"Everything is poisonous! This banana is poisonous... this monkey is poisonous... this here is poison oak..."
The Simpsons rolled their eyes and left.
In the toilets Bart insisted the water went the other way against the Coriolis effect.
"Bart no! That's what got us in trouble and a free vacation here in the first place..." Oscar sighed.
"Oz you're supposed to support me on everything..." Bart frowned.
"You guys owe me a lot of explanations of what happened last time you were down under..." Hugo sighed washing his hands.
"And I will, after an hour of cartoons..." said Oscar.
"No sappy ones!" Bart frowned.
They headed back to their hotel.
Lisa was melting marshmallows on a stick by pointing it into the fireplace.
"Oooooh! Marshmallow!" said Homer.
Oscar was watching Taz in Tazmania.
Bart groaned as he had to sit through the sappy cartoon.
Hugo noticed Jake Tasmanian Devil was a lot like Oscar. Using his imagination while playing.
Jake was being a typical kid ie dressing up in costume and role playing as a cowboy or superhero etc.
"Yeah but Jake doesn't still wear diapers or obsess over noses..." said Bart.
Oscar was honking and squeezing Teddy the living teddy bear's big wet shiny black nose.
Honk!
"Oz can we watch something else..." Homer groaned.
"No Mr Thickley we can't!" Oscar yelled.
The Simpsons winced exasperated at him.
Oscar focused his attention back upon the TV playing cartoons.
...
They then went to Tobias's house as promised.
The Simpsons knocked.
"That must be the Simpsons! They better have my money!" said Tobias's Dad. Aka Bruno.
"Oh it's you!" Tobias's Dad wasn't pleased to see them.
"Ooooooh! Genuine wallaby hide curtains! How fun!" Marge admired the curtains.
"Not for the wallabies mom...!" Lisa whined.
"Hey this ain't no picnic! Where's my nine hundred dollary doos?!" Tobias's father asked angry.
"We've got your money..." Homer sighed.
"We'll hand it over! I want my nine hundred dollary doos!" Tobias's Dad got mad.
"Ooooooh! I'm so scared! What are you gonna do? Call Priscilla, queen of the desert?!" Homer started mocking him. Not a good idea... (And Priscilla queen of the desert?! What the hell has that got to do with Australia?!"
Tobias's Dad got very angry... uh oh! "Listen here matey... If I don't get my money we're gonna have a Barney..." he said in a dangerous voice.
"Hey! Leave Barney out of this!" Homer yelled.
Tobias's Dad growled. "I oughta have a dingo eat your baby!"
The camera focused on Maggie.
"Why don't you kiss my Land down under!" said Homer.
"Drongo!" Tobias's Dad yelled.
"Yabbo!" Homer yelled.
"Drunk!" Tobias's Dad yelled.
"Wanker!" Homer yelled. (Homer! -Director.)
"Tosser!" Tobias's Dad yelled.
"Mom how does Dad know so many Australian swears?" Lisa asked.
"Your Dad is fluent in five dialects of swearing..." Marge sighed.
The swearing continued.
"If there's one thing my dad likes more than drinking it's swearing. This could go on all day..." Bart said to Tobias.
"Wanna go out back to the outback? It's just out back!" said Tobias. Worst dialogue ever!
"Sure! Oz come on!" Bart took Oscar with him. Because he was a little too interested in a rather gaudy lamp.
Plot 3
The three boys were in a large almost endless field.
"So what's there to do on this continent?" Bart asked.
"Dad's got some kangaroos loose! Wanna help round them up into the paddock?" Tobias asked.
"Cool! Can we use slingshots?" Bart asked. He took out his slingshot.
"You call that a slingshot? This is a slingshot!" said Tobias. He brought out a huge slingshot!
"Show off!" said Link from The legend of Zelda.
A female kangaroo hopped by and grabbed Bart's slingshot before knocking him over with her tail. Then she hopped away.
"Oof! She stole Betsy!" Bart yelled. "Come on Tobias, let's get her back..." said Bart in a dark tone as eerie music played.
"Ha! Betsy!" Oscar laughed.
Then we're treated to Oscar's poor camera skills. There is just an overhead panoramic view of a field with an Australian version of the Simpsons closing theme playing with didgeridoos and other Australian instruments.
"Um Oscar... was that supposed to happen?" Bart asked.
"D'oh!" Oscar went D'oh!
Then we cut to Bart and a kangaroo. He found the kangaroo that stole Betsy. He looked mad.
"And now for five minutes of Bart looking annoyed..." said Oscar.
"I'm not sticking my hand in there..." Bart said.
"It's your slingshot Bart..." said Oscar.
Bart sighed and stuck his hand in her pouch. There was a disgusting squelch as he withdrew his hand holding Betsy the slingshot but his hand was covered in gunk. Yeeeeuck!
"Eeeeew! I guess kangaroo pouches aren't really like what they're shown like in cartoons..." said Bart.
"Yeeeuck! I have to puke!" Oscar was sick somewhere and throwing up.
"Baaaaart! Tobias! Dinner's ready!" Marge's voice could somehow be heard.
"Waggo! I hope we have dogs eyes and dead horse!" said Tobias as they headed home. Yeeeeuck!
...
Tobias explained to Oscar's relief that dog eyes and dead horse was Aussie slang for meat pies and sauce.
"You people have a very confusing language..." Oscar frowned.
The Simpsons and Tobias's family were having shrimps on the barbie too.
"Uh we don't actually barbecue shrimp in the outback... that's something you Yanks made up about us..." Bruno sighed.
"Um what about me narrator? I'm allergic..." said Bart.
"And I'm vegetarian..." said Lisa.
Uh no one will be eating anything shortly, trust me.
"Hey Homer, think you can handle one of our big Australian beers?" said Tobias's Dad. Apparently during Bart's hijinks with Betsy they made up.
"I once drank a barrel of expired eggnog." said Homer.
"I'll take that as a yes..." said Tobias's Dad sighing as he went to fetch Homer a beer.
Homer was tossing the shrimps up and down while singing about doing so. However one didn't come back down.
"D'oh!" Homer groaned. The shrimp landed on the washing line. Homer squirted it with lighter fluid! It suddenly went flying towards the house on fire and landed in the gas pipe...
"Uh oh!" Homer realised as ominous music played.
The Tobias house exploded violently. Then more houses exploded! Then the Sydney opera house exploded! Then Ayres rock exploded! Then finally Australia exploded into tiny islands!
"You eediots!" yelled Ren from Ren and Stimpy.
The Simpsons were on a tiny island. The islands were being sucked into a huge whirlpool that to Bart's smugness was going counter clockwise against the coriolis effect. Ha!
"See! Counter clockwise!" Bart said smugly.
The Simpsons except Lisa (Who was sulking) laughed heartedly as they slowly drifted to certain doom!
However they weren't laughing when Tobias and his dad, Bruno.
"You rotten Americans! Look what you've done! Crikey! You blew up Australia!" Bruno yelled.
"We're not the first to blow up Australia..." said Bart.
"No I suppose not. That was Ren Hoek from Ren and Stimpy." said Bruno.
"And I'd do it again! Eediots!" said Ren.
...
Oscar sighed. "This can't be good for the planet. Destroying an entire continent..." He used his phenomenal cosmic powers to put Australia back together again.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm! Phenomenal cosmic powers..." said Homer as Genie.
Bart face palmed.
He would face palm again when Hugo showed him an arial view of New Australia. It was shaped like Oscar's stupid smirking face with his overgrown spiked hair and goggles.
Oscar laughed.
...
The Simpsons explored New Australia.
There was a jungle area with ancient ruins and Crash Bandicoots...
"No Oz..." Bart groaned.
Oscar laughed.
A town full of munchkins and an emerald city.
"Oz no!" Bart yelled.
"It's the land of Oz!" Oscar yelled dramatically.
And a deadly desert that turns you to sand the moment you step on the sands of it.
"No! Not the deadly desert!" The Wheelies from Return to Oz cried.
Bart face palmed.
There was also a town where dogs walked people and kept them as pets and hamburgers ate people.
Oscar screamed as a giant man eating burger chased him.
Bart sighed.
In a jungle containing every deadly creature in Australia.
"This is scary! Why can't it be a jungle of eucalyptus containing all my favourite cartoon koalas like Blinky Bill, Kevin the Kleptomaniac and ever so slightly flatulent koala and Paula the koala?" Oscar whined.
Suddenly all the dangerous venomous creatures vanished and the jungle was just populated with cartoon koalas like Blinky Bill...
"Right that's it! I'm outta here!" Bart stormed off. Fed up with Oscar's stupidity and enthusiasm for childish cartoons.
Oscar was singing Paula the Koala with Paula as a chorus of high pitched cartoon voices sung the theme tune.
...
The Simpsons didn't mind that Oscar liked wholesome things, but they went after Bart to make sure he didn't come to any harm.
"Oh and as King of New Australia or The land of Oz, I hereby declare anyone being a right jerk like Bart is right now, they get kicked up the butt by a scary guy wearing a giant boot!" said Oscar making the Australian government and scary guy with a giant boot appear.
"Ay carumba!" Bart yelled. "And I'm not being a jerk just because I don't want to deal with your moronic stupidity and sappiness!"
King Oscar snapped his fingers and guards restrained Bart and the scary guy with a big boot on his foot kicked him hard up the tuckus.
"Ow!" Bart cried.
...
The Simpsons went to Munchkin town where they annoyed them with their singing.
"Yeah but I got a big lollipop!" said Oscar holding a big lollipop the lollipop guild gave him.
Then they encountered Scarecrow, Tin Man and the cowardly lion but Bart wanted nothing to do with these sappy characters and stormed off.
Homer got into a fight with the fighting trees.
The fighting trees threw apples at them.
"Um jeepers..." said Oscar as The Great Oz/The wizard of Oz.
"Oz what makes you thing you're the wizard of Oz and the Great Oz..." Bart sighed.
"I am The Great Oz! Fear my giant floating green head!" Oscar as a giant floating green head with fire yelled.
The Simpsons moved on exasperated with his madness. Plus Lion was scared.
Then they encounter the wicked witch of the west.
"Gahahahaha! I'll have you yet, my pretties!" said the witch.
"Okay the real witches in Oz are causing a lot of trouble so I mandate witchcraft is illegal in Oz and punishable by burning at stake like it is America..." said Oscar as the great Oz.
Then They had to cross a field of poppies that put you to sleep in a permanent sleep.
Hugo sprayed them with sodium tetra sulphate. They died leaving a safe path the Simpsons could walk through.
Then they went to the Emerald city!
"No not the Emerald city..." Bart groaned.
"The Emerald city!" Oscar demanded.
"Also I want those Winkie guards chanting. Yes Marge I think they're rudely named too. I'm complaining to the estate of Baum..." said Oscar.
"Or Lee oh! Eeeeeoooooooo Uh! Or Leee oh! Eeeeeeeoooooooo uh!" The Winkie guards chanted.
And flying monkeys!
(Flying monkeys screeching and chatting)
Bart winced as they were attacked by flying monkeys.
...
They decided they had seen enough of the land of Oz and stayed in the Crash bandicoot themed area of New Australia. However it was impossible as every creature was strangely extremely deadly and floating talking tribal masks bothered them.
"I mean you no harm. Unlike my evil brother Uka Uka." said Aku Aku.
"Yes but you're annoying..." said Homer.
Oscar deciding he would not put up with the Simpsons intolerance of his madness stayed in the Emerald city.
Back at Crash's house.
"I am the great Aku Aku. And as I said before this fatso interrupted! I mean you no harm. Unlike my evil brother Uka Uka." said Aku Aku.
"I have an evil brother." said Bart.
"No... You're the evil twin... I'm the good twin..." said Hugo.
"Yeah sure..." said Bart.
The End!
Trivia
This is the second time the Simpsons go to Australia after Bart vs. Australia. They went because Bart didn't pay his fine.
This is an episode with an apocalyptic ending so the ending is non canon.