DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING

Chapter 1

So It's already been a year since I apparently reincarnated into a new family, hopefully a loving one. My new mother has a huge breast and a loving smile, my father is a brown haired muscle man, honestly is rather freakish how much muscles he has. I hope you passed down those muscles to me as well Father!

Much Like my previous life I have a younger sibling although since we are twins perhaps calling her younger would be rather sentimental of me but I witnessed her birth after all and what a freakish spectacle that was, it could turn a lesser man, or would it be child, now away from the glory that females are! Thankfully for the world I am not one of those lesser men! Well sort of at least….. I hope my new family will treat me better than the last and I hope to never become a burden to them.

Aaah my new sister is such a cutie though, Honestly i don't know if it's something in the water or what it is but so far all the people around looks really good, Like model quality! So my new sister, Malenia-Chan, is such an adorable babe, reddish brown hair framing her cute forehead trailing down towards her nape with such a serious look in her blue eyes staring down at me from the high chair she sits, it really feels she is looking down at me though…. Is this what a peasant would feel when confronted by their queen?

Honestly she is already the princess of the family, regal in her manners and commanding in her tone. It's cute now Malenia-chan but nobody wants to date a spoiled princess when they grow up, you know! Aaah I hope she starts to call me Onii-chan ~~ Onii-chan~~ in the coming years so far she only calls me Rudeus not even a cute nickname like Rudy or Ru-kun! I mean come on now I am clearly the Eroge protagonist here! Growing up around such beautiful women, even the Maid is high quality! Now all i need is a childhood friend and a tomboy and my set is complete. Although in the context of eroge Malenia-chan might be the Tsundere, Since she is rather cold towards after all but that will only make it even better when the "hot" comes…. Oooh I can't wait for the "Baka Onii-Chan, of course i Love you".

Mhm it seems I have been spotted by my sister, although it seems my thoughts have shown more than I thought as her eyes are dangerously glinting right now! Perhaps toddlers are more perceptive than I previously thought? After a brief look of either constipation or disgust towards me.

it's rather hard to read a toddler I have you know! She turned away from me and continued to stare out the window towards the yard, of what she was watching out there I don't know but it was clearly of something more than just a passing interest to her as she continued to ignore her beloved Onii-chan~~ Thus i began to crawl/half toddle away, Those panties wouldn't find themselves after all.''

It occurs to me, that I have only seen my sister smile twice in the two years that i have now known her, The first time was when I accidentally fell of a chair and hurt myself although calling it a smile would perhaps be an over exaggeration, smirk is really what it was but it counts damn it! The second came not long after my second year anniversary in this world.

Why would I say world you ask? Well it's not only a new life for me but also a whole new world filled with magic, knights and Dragons! This is something I first discovered after the aforementioned first smile, my mother, blessed tits be she, is something of a cleric or something similar at least as she was able to heal me, through magic!

After this mind breaking discovery, well at least for me Malenia was as unflappable as ever, I threw myself into learning to read and write to be able to learn magic as quickly as possible! Isn't your Onii-chan~~ the most dependable man you ever meet Malenia-chan?Aaah I fear Malenia-chan holds her brother in contempt nowadays. She caught me putting her underwear on my head and called me a cretin…. Suffice to say I am in the metaphorical doghouse with my cure Imouto at the moment but I will not give up. I'll have her call me "Onii-chan" and fight for my affection!

Thus began my arcane journey, I cleverly tricked dear old dad to read us more bedtime stories although Malenia kind of tuned most of it out. after I had a comfortable grasp of the alphabet I sneakily started my studies in the nature of the occult, how you might ask? Well I read a tome and became basically Squirtle… While not the most impressive piece of magic it was a start.

Malenia-chan once even caught practising though she very much not impressed, when asked if she thought her Onii-chan was impressive now, she merely took the basin of which the excess water was gathered and upended it over my head and said "Like so" and then left, The nerve I say!

After another week of vigorous water balling, I decided to up the training even harder and cast one intermediate spell called "Water flow" although they should have called Water cannon! For that is what it was a cannon, it blew a hole in the attic for panties sake! As my parents rushed in Lillia hot on their heels, their disbelief at first staggering but soon overcame in the awe of my most prodigious achievements.

It was soon decided that I would become apprenticed in the arts of magic and Sword, my father who was a landed knight would teach me the sword and a yet to be named individual would reach my magic.

As my parents were cheering for their prodigious son my sister sauntered into the room, an eyebrow raised as to inquire what the commotion was about. When filled in she merely looked between all occupants within the room with the same impassive look upon her face then promptly left, perhaps Malenia-chan is feeling neglected? Idiot parents spoil my cure Imouto already!

While waiting for my new teacher to arrive as the job offer has only been posted a few days ago in Roa, the closest city apparently, Paul decided to start his teachings with a few impressive boasts, his teaching methods needs a bit of improvement, I mean who tell their soon to three year old son to cleave a boulder! Papa, your expectations are too high! Well nothing gained if nothing is tried and as such I hit upon the mighty boulder with all my might, there wasn't even a mark upon the boulder and my training sword, also known as the mighty Caliburn, flew backwards towards the house. Neither father or I had noticed but Malenia-Chan had, unknowingly to us, graced us with her presence. Perhaps her feelings towards me have turned around? Come Malenia-Chan it's okay, Come cry in your brother's chest I will spoil you instead of our idiot parents!

She began to near the mighty Caliburn just a few paces in front of her on the ground. Her small form clad in a red dress, her face framed by auburn looks, that have begun to darken to almost giving a red tint, a serious look within her eyes as plucked the mighty Caliburn from the ground, her sight set upon her mighty foe, the impervious boulder of Doom!

No longer was there a simple girl in front of but a warrior out for blood, her steps sure, her gait graceful and a subtle aura of determination seemed to permeate her whole being.

She stopped in front of the impervious boulder of Doom and muttered softly to herself "a wham and a whoosh was it?" then proceeded to impale the boulder with the mighty Caliburn…. Perhaps my training sword really was the legendary blade? Or perhaps it's normal for a soon to be three year old girl to be able to stab through rock with wood in this world although regarding the very shocked expression upon my fathers face I think she might very well be an outlier, perhaps like myself she is an reincarnated person as well? Though probably not right, I'm the protagonist in this eroge isekai right? Right?

Thus was the time I saw my sister smile for the second time, a small smile as though welcoming home a lost family member or an old friend whilst staring serenely at the training sword and only one thought raced across my mind.

"I'm not the protagonist anymore am I?"

Authors Note:

So yeah a bit of Rudeus perspective this time, I probably do Malenia next chapter.

So what do you guys think? Did I manage to do Rudeus justice?

What do you guys think? Writing etc?