CHAPTER ONE
this story begins with a certainly blond in Nick birtches house.
Eliot birch: am I a lucky guy or what I've got this beautiful family a gorgeous home the sounds of Duke Ellington and the great african-american-american.
Naruto Andrew did you know Duke Ellington died in this house.
Andrew: I did Dr birch. this house has rhythm.
Eliot birch: that's right what can I say I just love cocktail facts- and I also love this woman. [he said making Diane chuckle] not only did she prepare a fantastic meal. but she also birthed three wonderful kids. no drugs
Diane birch: oh please Nick just slipped right out of me. [she said causing Naruto to burst out laughing]
Nick birch: mom my friends are here. [he said while blushing in Embarrassment and Naruto was still laughing as he fell out of his chair]
Diane birch: they should be fine. any way they shouldn't be afraid of a vagina. [Naruto was still laughing]
Nick birch: okay can we be excused.
Diane birch: once you pay the snuggle tax. [she said causing Naruto to laugh harder] come here
Nick birch: mom. [he said in a complaining tone]
Diane: oh I could just eat you alive [Naruto laughed even harder]
Nick: mom can you not do this Infront of my friends.
Diane: oh you smell like fresh buttered baby.
Eliot: give a me get a wiff. [Naruto's laughter started calming down]
Nick: mom loosen your grip.
Diane: I wanna put you back inside.
Nick: okay we're going up now. goodbye.
Eliot: love you Nicholas love you and love you too Andrew and Naruto.
[they start to go to Nick's room and Andrew hits his shoulder]
Andrew: oh! ow sorry.
Eliot: what some fantastic best friends the kids dynamite.
[they arrive at Nick's room]
Nick: from the corner. [he says while picking up a basketball and throwing it in the hoop but Naruto blocks it]
Naruto: not in my house butter baby. [he said while chuckling]
Nick: shut up.
Andrew: so like this dance on Friday. I think I'm not gonna go. [he said while picking up the ball]
Nick: oh please yes you are.
Andrew: i don't need that kind of rejection.
Nick: were gonna go as a group me you Naruto Jessie and Jay.
Naruto: actually I have a date.
Nick: no you don't.
Naruto: yes I do.
Nick/Andrew: with who.
Naruto: her name is Ali and she goes to our lady in the water. I met he online. and would you look at that I gotta go home and get ready for school .
Nick: but its Sunday! [Naruto goes to his house but Andrew stays at nick's house]
THE NEXT DAY
[Nick gets his parents to drop Andrew off back at his house and goes back to his house]
[Andrew's mom tries to teach him how to put a condom on with a banana]
[Naruto takes Lola to a movie theater]
THE NEXT DAY
*at school*
[all the boy change into their gym cloths]
[coach Steve tries to give a speech]
Devin: I can't believe the dance is the same day as the Knicks game.
Jay: yeah it sucks but porzigs are awesome right.
[Nick starts imagining everyone turning into dicks like sentient penises]
*The game starts*
[Nick catches a pass]
[he run's to the hoop but he trip's and a penis helps him up but Nick pushes it and it runs out to be Andrew]
Andrew: what the hell man.