A/N: this should be funny. SHOULD. But i should stop. SHOULD.

This is the first time the boiz experience whatever an electric ejaculation is like. It's like after they've been making out but (obvs) before they have uuhh sex.

TW/CW: friendship, abuse thereof, crushes, homework (mentioned), kissing, electricity, flirting, awkwardness, some anxiety, nervousness, apologies, (unintended) confession, embarrassment, some disgust, upsetedness (ftr i use the term to mean general "unhappiness, not just "anger")]

Robot was lying on his front with his head supported by his claws. Auto was sitting next to him, scribbling on paper to finish some homework that he had brought over.

Robot was bored. He thought to himself and found that he had a minor craving for something: kind of like how you sometimes get a feeling for a specific candy bar, but when it's not strong enough to go out of your way to go out and get one. Luckily for him, the candy store was right beside him. He turned his head. "Hey Auto?"

"Heeeeyy, Robot." He finished writing something and then glanced over.

He got right to the point. "Wanna make out???"

It felt like his hard drive stopped and his head gained a thousand pounds. "Guuuuhhhh," it sounded like his disks were scraping and his components were trying to catch up. The noise stopped and Auto blinked. "Uh, if you want to." He was getting better at hiding the crushy feelings when he was asked to do this. Or, well, in his tone of voice anyway.

Robot looked off somewhere. "I dooo." He sat up on his knees and stepped over as Auto was stuffing his homework in his compartment. He stayed on his rear, as this configuration had their heads at about the same height. He excitedly watched Robot come to him, feeling almost blessed whenever Robot wanted to do this.

Robot stood straighter so that he could look down at Auto. He smirked at the silly grin, glad to have his own tin toy to play with whenever he wanted. He brought up his claws, offering to hold hands with Auto. He happily obliged the touches, calming his anxieties about what Robot might have wanted to do with them otherwise.

They flowed just the tiniest spark between their hands. Robot wanted most of the electricity to pass between their faces. He touched them together and already enjoyed how generous Auto was being. Robot separated and kissed him a few times over, liking how the sprigs of lightning broke and reformed between them.

He hummed at the feeling, liking how the signals in his wires carried it around in his head. He kissed Auto deeper to show his appreciation, receiving a needy tone for the effort. It was always endearing to hear such cute reactions to the things he would do to Auto.

Auto felt great. He knew well that he was just being used as a plaything for Robot to feel good, but he always thanked his lucky stars that he was the one that could provide it. Auto kissed Robot passionately anyway, telling him he loved him in the way he was giving him electricity.

At any other time, Robot knew this was wrong. He knew that he shouldn't be playing and using Auto like this: they were friends, and Auto not only trusted him, he also had deep romantic feelings for Robot. He knew he was abusing that whenever he asked to make out, but he hoped that any pleasure that Auto got out of it made up for what he was doing to his heart.

In the times that they were actually doing it, either put aside their guilt so that they could enjoy it. It did feel good to both of them, as this was among the only kind of intimacy that would do anything for androids like them. If it took making out with another one of their kind to feel this way, then that's what they were going to do. They were kids, after all.

Robot wanted to kiss deeper. He moved his claws from Auto's hands to his head, holding him still and close so that they could exchange even more energy. He moaned into it, revving up Auto's hard drive even faster.

Auto's hands felt staticy, missing the exchange in this part of his body. The electricity was flowing into his head now, making him feel weak under all of the touches and kisses. He beeped quietly, trying his hardest to give some more to thank Robot for the new contact.

Robot made tones for him and allowed him to flow as much electricity as he wanted. He moaned and responded again, giving him even more electricity than he had been.

Auto whined desperately. Robot was still giving him lots of energy when he mentioned "you can touch me, too, if you want."

Auto could feel lightning bolts flow between his fingers. He wasn't sure if it was a good idea, but he was also concerned about the sparks escaping him and how they could possibly start a fire if they caught anything. Auto tried to suck up the energy flowing in his hands so that he wouldn't hurt Robot when he touched his body.

The flow was very strong under either of Auto's hands. Robot reeled his head back and crooned, loving how the electricity was flowing throughout his body. He whined at the intensity, very happy that he had such an excellent toy to play with.

The reaction made Auto shake nervously. He unconsciously flowed even more energy onto Robo's body, watching how he was smiling and moving and moaning and sighing. The sexy look that he gave him was stunning, and Auto felt his head buzz excitedly.

Robot leaned in to kiss him again. He gave him only a small bit of electricity, that is, in comparison to the absolutely massive shock that Auto poured into Robot.

It wasn't intentional. In fact, after Auto realized that he had spontaneously reset, it was really embarrassing. This wasn't supposed to happen…. Whatever it was that did happen.

Robot had pulled his claws away and was staring straight at Auto when he finally shook back awake. He ducked his head down and stared back apologetically. "Auto, did you just…?"

Auto had no idea what just happened. One minute, he had a huge amount of excess energy to swap with Robot. The next, it was used up completely without a drop left. He took his hands away from Robot, who was still staring at him. "Wh-what j-just ha-happened?"

Robot gave an incredulously quizzical look. "A-auto, i don't know how to say this… i think you just ejaculated."

Auto was dumbfounded.

His face flushed completely red. He felt embarrassed and disgusting, hysterical about what happened. He was making high pitched, panicky noises, smothering his face with his hands. "I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY THAT HAPPENED I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THIS HAPPENED I'M SO SORRY RJ I'M SORRY I'M SORRY!!!!"

Robot found it hard to speak over his babbling. "Auto! Auto, calm down!!! I'm not upset at you, please calm down!!!" Auto was now just wailing out loud with his head in his hands. "AUTO!!! Lower your volume!!!!"

Auto shyly moved his hand to turn his knob. Robot leaned in so that the two could look at each other, and Auto flinched hard when their eyes met. He was really upset about this, but Robot seemed like he wanted to talk. He glanced away again. "I'm sorry, RJ…."

"It's fine, Auto. You didn't mean to." He rolled his eyes. "Heck, we don't even know if that's what actually happened! I'm just going off of what i've seen from videos of humans."

Auto made a face at him. Robot's eyes got wide and he tensed up. "Uh, i mean! What i've seen from videos of animals!" Auto glanced away uncomfortably. "I MEAN WHAT I'VE READ IN TEXTBOOKS!!!"

Auto hid his face with his hand. "It's fine, RJ!!! You can watch whatever you like, that's fine!!!" He still didn't think that the admission of a robot watching porn was anywhere near as embarrassing as someone ejaculating out of nowhere, but it did make him feel a little less bad about it.

Robot was blushy and huffy. He wasn't all too sure what he could do to make it less awkward. "I don't watch it all the time!!!"

"It's fine, RJ!!! You weren't the one that ejaculated all up in their best friend!!!"

"Hey! You came all up in your crush, so don't even!" He pointed and stared sternly.

Auto made another disgusted face. "AAAAUUGH, don't say it like that!!!" He shot his eyes over. "It wasn't even consensual!!! How am i supposed to be okay with doing something like that when you didn't even want it??!!"

Robot made a face and glanced his eyes around. "I mean, i DID ask to make out…"

Auto didn't know what to think. He still felt disgusting for doing it, and very very guilty that he did it without permission. He sat still and just glanced his eyes around.

Robot felt antsy. He didn't know whether to send Auto home or apologize for pushing him to that point. Not to mention, he still had a lot of excess energy in himself that he didn't get to give to anyone. He quickly tapped his finger on his arm.

Auto glanced at his uncomfortable face. He was nervous to ask. "Are you okay???"

Robot glanced at him up and down, and then looked away.

Auto frowned. "Are you upset at me???"

Robot looked at him again with a soft expression and shook his head. "No, of course i'm not upset at you. I just–" He didn't mean to say anything more than the reassurance. He turned his head so Auto couldn't see him blush.

Auto felt bad. He wasn't sure what could remedy this. "Do you want me to leave???"

"Y-you can stay if you want. I'd like you to stay." He tapped even quicker.

"Is there anything i can do to make it up to you???"

Robot felt static all up his back. He knew that what he was thinking was much worse than using Auto for just a little bit of pleasure. "Um…"

"I'll do whatever you want. Just please forgive me, RJ."

Robot should feel really guilty about thinking it. This wouldn't be cool to ask of anyone, especially your friend that has a crush on you and is asking for forgiveness. But then, he should have felt that way all along. "I forgive you, Auto. B-but…" Auto listened attentively, and Robot looked over to him. "Can i finish making out with you???"

Auto's hard drive started running quickly again. He fidgeted and glanced around. "Oh!" Auto tapped his head. "I-if that's what you want…"