Episode 15: Whether Will Weather Wither!
Mew was relaxing on the cruise ship pool on a bright sunny day.
"Last time on Mew's New Island! The teams did a fun Triathlon across many cities and routes of Hoenn! In the end the bicycle race was intense... but Mutiny Marines and Unnamed Team 2 lost members, now who will leave today find out on Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew announced.
(MNWC Intro)
Gardevoir and Psyduck glanced at eachother while eating.
"What?" Psyduck replied.
Gardevoir quickly looked away.
"Uh you doing okay sis?" Trubbish asked.
Gardevoir (Mutiny Marines: The Trickster): "okay? Okay?! I was BOTTOM TWO last elimination, I didn't know I was THAT hated from my team... what if I'm gone next!" He looked worried.
Drifblim and Eiscue side eyed eachother, Dubwool ate quietly.
"Hey man like whats up..." Foe was smoking some weed.
"Crikey Mate! Your eyes look extremely red today.." Lucario frowned.
"Oh that, I think it's my natural color man.." Foe chuckled.
Lucario frowned and walked off to the bathroom.
Lucario (DOMINATED: The Aussie): "I don't get the bugger... he's always smoking and not interested in this game.. why did he even join?" She crossed her arms.
"Good morning team!" Dedenne walked towards the table, Bergmite was watching her phone by herself.
"Surprised you made it here with how slow you were yesterday." Makuhita teased.
Dedenne did a sad meme face.
"Actually according to my calculations, Bergmite was the slowest of all of us yesterday." OOM-6 spoke, Bergmite gave her a small annoyed glance.
"Yea whatever it's in the past, we won and that's all that matters..." Toxtricity rolled his eyes.
Roger (Pew Pew: The Roger): "My team is alright, good soldiers always follow their commanders orders! But my loyalty is to the CIS not these biological meatbags... them knowing that won't get me anything tho." He spoke in his goofy droid voice.
"Such a shame we had to kick off Ludicolo, he was one of the few Unnamed Team members left..." Scorbunny frowned.
"True but I mean everyone else was just better.." Lunatone smiled, Volcarona shoved him a bit.
"Hey... yea you're right... sorry we voted off your friend Scorbunny." Lunatone frowned.
"Oh its alright..." Scorbunny still looks sad
Totodile frowned watching this and next to her Togepi was smiling drawing on her mashed potatoes
Volcarona (Unnamed Team 2: The Nice Friend): "I feel very guilty for voting off Ludicolo but well my alliance and I gotta stick together." She gives a sheepish smile
The Cruise ship was sailing until it suddenly stopped
All the players went to the top deck.
"What the.. why did the cruise ship stop!" Magby asked
"That's what we're trying to figure out genius." Psyduck grumbled
Magby and Gardevoir glared at her
"Ahem it appears we-" Pumpkingking began talking
"Ran out of fuel, again?" Drifblim rolled her eyes
"No... it appears we accidentally had a reactor meltdown... the engines of the ship stopped working." Pumpkingking spoke
"How shitty is this cruise ship!" Toxtricity growled
"As shitty as your relationship with your dad." Pumpkingking smiles
"What the.. How did you know that!!!" Toxtricity screams
"What are we gonna do Pumpkingking?" Asked Mew
"Can't you just magically refuel it?" Magby asks
"I could but I don't feel like it so this is gonna be your challenge, you will dive down into Route 126 and try to get an extra engine I hid somewhere in Sootopolis City!" Pumpkingking snapped his fingers
"Couldn't you had just replaced the engine with your powers?" Asked Eiscue
"Couldn't you had shut up." Pumpkingking smiles
"Oookay then..." Eiscue backed off
"How will we hold our breaths so long underwater?" Asked Lucario
"I'll give ya magic, it's your choice if you wanna dive or not, anywho first two teams to touch the engine win! The rest are up for elimination!" Pumpkingking announced
"And be careful cause I've heard getting to Sootopolis City will be very difficult! With all the deep sea monsters!" Mew teased
"Also getting to Sootopolis City will be a problem since the pressure would instantly kill any of us seeing as it's in a very low altitude." Lunatone spoke
"My magic will protect you like always." Pumpkingking rolled his eyes
"So go on and decide who's gonna dive and who isn't." Mew announced.
(Mutiny Marines)
"I'm fire and ground, no fucking way I am diving." Numel said boredly.
"Uh what camel brain said, I'd rather not dive.." Magby frowned.
"Me too sis, sorry but it's just too deep and also I don't know how to swim.." Trubbish frowns.
"I really don't wanna do this, why would I wanna so somewhere so wet!" Vespiqueen scoffed.
"It's the ocean." Dusclops side eyed her.
"So only Dusclops, Gardevoir and I will dive, ugh great come on dorks.. lets do this!" Psyduck spoke.
(DOMINATED)
"I am NOT diving." Flareon spoke.
"I uh I'm not also a good diver..." Alcreamie spoke.
"Me neither." Dubwool frowns.
"I'd dive but well my icy head works as a flotation device, so no can do." Eiscue shook his head.
"Why don't we break it then?" Drifblim grins.
"Ugh, you monster!" Eiscue growls.
"Come on team let's just hurry up and Dive!" Sylveon spoke.
(Pew Pew!)
"We aren't waterproof so diving would be pointless." OOM-6 said.
"Roger Roger." Roger spoke.
"I.. uh.. I'm a bad swimmer so I can't-" Bergmite looked away.
"Fine whatever, Makuhita, Dedenne come with me." Toxtricity spoke.
"I'm a fore type so I'd prefer it if we stayed on the cruise ship." Scorbunny told Volcarona.
"Yeah that actually seems quite nice." Volcarona nods.
"Guaguagua!" Totodile grins pointing at herself and then the water.
"I wanna dive too Totodile! Looks fun!" Togepi smiles.
"I'm interested in seeing the deep see biology and the architecture of Sootopolis City so I'm down to dive!" Lunatone smiles.
"Everyone has your divers? Alright ready set go!" Mew announced
Gardevoir, Dusclops and Psyduck were swimming under the Hoenn Ocean; Psyduck was fastest of course and she went far ahead of the other two
"Hey did you vote for me Dusclops?" Asked Gardevoir telepathically.
"No I voted for Cryogonal." Dusclops looked bored as he lied.
"Then why was I bottom two?" Gardevoir frowned and spoke telepathically.
"I don't know, maybe Cryogonal voted for you and it was a 1 - 7 elimination, Arceus get over it already..." Dusclops began swimming faster.
Gardevoir frowned and followed, but behind him some scary deep see creatures were grinning.
(Unnamed Team 2)
Scorbunny looked very sad, Volcarona was the only member that stayed behind so she just decided to talk to her.
"What's up Scorbunny?" Volcarona asked.
"It's just.. I'm so sad my Unnamed Team friends are gone, Dubwool and OOM-6 are in another team and we pretty much never talk anymore cause they avoid me.. so in this team I feel so alone.." Scorbunny cried a bit.
Volcarona frowns.
"I joined this season to prove my athletic skills in challenges, make some new friends but most importantly, just have a little fun... but it's hard to do that when I feel nobody on my team cares about me..." Scorbunny looked sad.
"We do care about you Scorbunny... you're a good gal, I'm sorry you been feeling left out, but don't worry that will change." Volcarona smiled.
Scorbunny hugged her, "Thanks Vol you're amazing!" Scorbunny smiles.
(DOMINATED)
Sylveon, Lucario, Foe and Drifblim swam across the Hoenn Ocean
"We are almost there!" Drifblim announced
Suddenly from the Darkned Depths a pair of squid like tentacles grabbed Foe and pulled him into the darkness... his team kept swimming away unaware of his upcoming doom
(Pew Pew)
Bergmite was boredly texting on her phone
"Hey Roger, do you trust our biological allies?" OOM-6 asks
"I mean, we are in their alliance right?" Asked Roger
"True but I feel they don't like us droids cause we look different." OOM-6 frowns
"Psh they don't like anyone, I tried my absolute best yesterday and nobody cared! That's why I dont wanna try anymore..." Bergmite kept texting swiftly
Bergmite (Pew Pew: The Phone Addict): "I joined this season to easily win the wish and wish for millions of phones with never ending battery, I would sell them and make billions! However if the challenges are gonna keep being this hard and the people around me assholes.. then I don't wanna even stay honestly." She looked bored
(Unnamed Team 2)
Totodile quickly swam across the ocean, Lunatone used his psychic light from his eyes to lighten up the dark sea; Togepi was happily swimming and she noticed a light
"Oooo pretty!" Togepi smiles swimming towards the light, suddenly a big teeth angler fish pokemon quickly bit down on her killing the egg.
(Unnamed Team 2)
"Im so glad we get to spend the day relaxing here and all those peasants have to do our work for us!" Vespiqueen laughed.
"True Vespiqueen this is the life but don't sweat it yet cause if we lose then we'll be big targets for not helping..." Numel told her as he was playing poker with the Queen.
"Sweat!? I can't allow such repulsive body expressions on my perfect hourglass shape!" Vespiqueen began panicking and flailing her arms around as she flew.
Numel gave a small grin.
"Hey Magby you doing alright?" Trubbish asked.
"Yeah it's just, I'm worried for Gardevoir..." Magby frowns looking over the edge of the cruise ship, down at the ocean.
"Don't worry, sister is super smart and strong, I'm sure she's handling herself well right about now." Trubbish smiled.
(Pew Pew)
Toxtricity and Makuhita quickly swam across the lightless ocean.
'Ugh guys wait up..' Dedenne thought, suddenly a gigantic clam ate her whole, she screamed from the inside but the clam wouldn't open.
(DOMINATED)
"So you don't like Drifblim huh?" Asked Dubwool.
"She's just a jerk, she thinks she knows everything about reality shows, but she clearly doesn't if she never learned to fall under the radar." Eiscue replied.
"Definitely." Dubwool gave a small smile at the irony.
"I say we vote her out next elimination." Eiscue whispered.
"Completely fine by me." Dubwool nods.
"~So you're like uh best friends with my mother?~" Flareon said whatever Kabuto was telling her to say.
"Um yea, hopefully that's not a problem." Alcreamie frowns.
"~Not at all~" Flareon replies.
"It's just.. it feels so good to finally have someone to talk about my condition... I've never had many friends growing up cause of it... I was a bit lonely, know how that feels?" Alcreamie frowned.
"...yea..." Flareon replied.
"Well I'd also wouldn't mind being friends with you Flareon! You seem like a very nice pokemon!" Alcreamie smiled.
"I do?!" Flareon looked surprised.
"I guess, your mother always says how happy she is to have you in her life and how you're so smart." Alcreamie nods.
Flareon looked a bit happier.
"~Sure let's he friends then~" Flareon smiles and Alcreamie looks happy.
(Sootopolis City - Hoenn Region)
"Finally we made it." Psyduck got out of the water; the entire city was in the bottom of the ocean of a hollow volcano, only light coming was from the top of the dormant volcano hole.
"Let's just touch this engine thing and get out of here." Gardevoir spoke.
"But where could it even be?" Dusclops replied.
"Just look around for anything!" Psyduck ordered as she dashed around the city.
Sylveon, Foe and Drifblim then entered the city.
"Ugh my fur is a bit wet..." Sylveon spoke as she got out and began to shake like a dog to try herself.
"Wait! Where's Foe?" Asked Lucario worried.
"Doesn't matter! Our priority needs to be finding the engine, everyone spread out!" Drifblim commands.
Toxtricity and Makuhita came out next.
"Alright let's look around the city for the engine." Toxtricity spoke.
"You said it boss!" Makuhita grins
Lunatone and Totodile emerged
"Huh, where is Togepi?" Asked Lunatone
Totodile looked around for a few seconds and then just shrugged
"Well we need to try to win for our team, come on Totodile." Lunatone smiles
"Gua!" Totodile gives a thumbs up as she ran quickly smirking
The calming music of Sootopolis City played as we see 3 big pokemon, one was on the water, one was levitating and the other was on a small dirt island.
"Ah isn't this little picnic i planned out for us just delightful!" Rayquaza spoke as she looked around smiling.
Groudon glared at Kyogre
Kyogre glared at Groudon
"Now now kids, no need to be upset over something that happened trillions of years ago alright, just try to relax and eat." Rayquaza spoke in a motherly tone as she sipped her apple juice box.
Groudon kept glaring at Kyogre but sipped his Kool Aid. "I don't trust that fish, she's always up to something." Groudon grumbled.
"The feeling is mutual redneck dodo." Kyogre rolled her eyes as she was eating a Wailord like if it was a small sandwich.
"I told you to not call me things I don't know the meaning of!" Groudon growled, his redneck accent now hearable.
"Sorry for using adequate paragraphs this entire evening you colossal nincompoop." Kyogre gave a sly look as she grinned.
Groudon growled in fury.
"Calm down you two calm down, why don't we settle this over a game of Guess Who? Connect Four? Operation?" Rayquaza pulled out some board games.
"Mom... we aren't 100,000 years old anymore, we aren't babies..." Groudon blushed.
Kyogres blush was purple/pink , made her cheeks look shiny for a bit.
"Yea mom, board games again? I head Yveltal and Xerneas had a Playstation 364!" Kyogre blushed as she looked away.
"With Call of Duty Infinity times Infinity - Zombies!" Groudon told her.
"Now now my children, you all know those wicked video games will melt your brains with violence and make you two want to destroy the entire world for the 8th time." Rayquaza placed her hands on her hips.
Kyogre and Groudon sighed. "Yes mom..."
"Now how about we watch a movie!" Rayquaza smiled at her kids.
"Psh, it better not be Boss Baby 4." Kyogre mumbled.
"We already saw your favorite movie last month Kyogre, Titanic remake!" Rayquaza smiles.
"It... was... so... long..." Groudon looked tired.
Kyogre grins at her little brothers pain.
"So today we will see your brothers favorite, Paul Bart Mall Cop 3!" Rayquaza smiled.
Groudon waved his arms and smiled as he said "Yay! I been waiting for this for 1,000 years, literally!" Groudon was excited.
"Well the reviews on rotten tomatoes said that is the best on the trilogy so I guess I'll give it a watch." Kyogre was looking through her waterproof phone like a hipster girl.
"I am so excited for this movie!" Groudon looked happy and hugged her sister, Kyogre smiled and rolled her eyes at her brother.
Even if the siblings fought a lot, they cared for eachother as well.
Rayquaza looked happy they were all finally getting along.
"Wow that's a big fish." Makuhita spoke.
The three legendaries stayed silent and glanced at all the pokemon who were staring at them, then looked as many tiny pokemon were quickly running around Sootopolis.
"Wow what a diverse cast of uninvited guests, what are you all littler ones doing here?" Rayquaza asked in a kind motherly tone.
"We are looking for some sort of engine someone hid ma'am you have any idea where it could be?" Sylveon asked nicely.
"Uhhh well I haven't gotten off my island in a while.." Groudon frowns.
"I can't even get out of the water." Kyogre replied.
"Hmmm i could fly around and help you all find it perhaps." Rayquaza nods.
"But mooom, what about the movie?" Kyogre frowns.
"The faster they find what they're looking for, the faster these intruders leave us alone." Rayquaza whispered.
"Awe man.. can't we just eat em?" Groudon grumbled.
"Son, we aren't savages." Rayquaza glared.
"Sorry mom..." Groudon looked down in shame.
"Anywhooooo come on small pokemons, try to find your whatever it is." Rayquaza spoke.
"It's like a metal engine." Lunatone smiles.
"And Mutiny Marnes is safe!" Pumpkingkings teleported in
"Ah! A fat pumpkin!" Groudon yelled
"That's pumpkinphobic." He replied
"Where is that damn Engine!" Toxtricity growls
"Like we'd tell you." Gardevoir crossed his arms, Dusclops looked bored and Psyduck smug.
"You better tell me right now or I'll beat the SHIT out of you!" Toxtricity growled.
Psyduck looked scared and hid behind her two tall teammates.
"I'd like to see you try Punk." Gardevoirs eyes glew with pink psychic energy.
Dusclops glared at Toxtricity as his fist was covered in Fire.
"Don't worry boss! I'll help ya!" Makuhita grins running towards them.
Gardevoir shot one Psychic blast at Makuhita fainting him, Toxtricity then landed a super effective Poison Jab on Gardevoir poisoning him.
Dusclops landed a critical hit Fire Punch on Toxtricity, Psyduck used Psychic on Toxtricity fainting him.
"Bastards." Dusclops spit on both of their unconscious bodies.
"Ough.." Gardevoir groaned as his face was a bit purple.
"We need to get him to the cruise ships medical bay, I think I saw some Antidotes in there." Psyduck spoke
Dusclops nodded, grabbed Gardevoir and Psyduck and flew away from the roof.
"Where could that engine be?" Asked Sylveon.
"Not sure, but Lucario and Drifblim seem to be running real fast from your team, I'll start looking too bye Sylveon!" Lunatone smiled.
"Later cutie!" Sylveon giggles.
A few minutes later.
"I found it!" Drifblim touched the engine, it was hidden inside one of the Sootopolis City houses.
"And Team DOMINATED is safe!" Mew teleported in.
"Mew... what are you doing here.." Rayquaza frowned seeing her.
"Oh relax your tail, we gonna leave now, let's go everyone." Mew spoke.
"Wait!!! Pumpkinmate can you like revive all of our possibly dead teammates?" Asked Lucario.
"Fine..." Pumpkingking snapped his fingers, Foe, Dedenne and Togepi were brought back to life.
"Leave now please." Rayquaza told Mew.
"Fine damn, teleport us out." Mew spoke and Pumpkingking teleported everyone outside, but the engine was still left behind.
"Uhhh.." Kyogre looked at it oddly.
(Elimination Zone)
"Unnamed Team 2! Losing a member back to back? Adorable! Anywho the players safe are Volcarona, Totodile and Lunatone!" Mew spoke giving them all pumpkins.
"It's down to Scorbunny and Togepi! Only one hyper girl will remain and that is..." Mew paused.
Scorbunny looked very worried and Togepi had a big toothy smile.
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"Scorbunny! You're safe!" Mew threw her a pumpkin.
"Yes! Thanks for giving me a chance everyone!" Scorbunny looked happy.
"No problem." Volcarona smiled.
"I'm out? Didn't see that one coming." Togepi had a melancholic smile.
"Sorry Togepi, but you been in way too many seasons anyway, we gotta let Scorbunny have a chance to shine." Lunatone spoke.
Totodile nodded as well.
"Yeah yeah don't worry I get it, welp see ya goobers!" Togepi was happy as she cartwheeled towards the Plank of Shame and them threw herself off into the ocean.
"That concludes this elimination, now let's do the next one!" Mew announced.
(Elimination Zone)
The dramatic music played as Pew Pew was sitting on the floor.
"Pew Pew, wow what a losing streak! So who's gonna be the unlucky loser?" Mew grins.
"Players safe are Toxtricity, Makuhita, OOM-6 and Roger!" Pumpkingking gave them all pumpkins.
"It's down to tweeterdee and littledum anywho which one of these small girls will be eliminated?" Mew asked grinning.
Bergmite was frowning wrapping her phone in a waterproof bag just in case, while Dedenne was looking terrified of being bottom two.
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"Apologies Bergmite, but you're gone." Mew threw the pumpkin at Dedenne smacking her in the face.
"Sorry girl, your phone is fun but that's all you provide." Makuhita spoke.
"But you were also a distraction, so now our alliance will prevail." Toxtricity spoke.
"Ugh yeah sure... whatever you say!" Bergmite grumbled and began walking towards the Plank.
Her team was watching her leave.
"I always knew you two never cared about me, none of you DOOOOO!" Bergmite was pushed off the plank.
OOM-6 and Roger felt conflicted with their alliance leader now.
"Alright you are all safe for now, go rest." Pumpkingking ordered them, they all left.
"What a deep episode, many chatacter interactions and exciting drama! What's gonna happen with the droid boys? Is Gardevoir really in risk of elimination and will Dominated FINALLY lose soon? Find out next time on... Mew's Newest World Cruise!" Mew hosted as the ship sailed away from the Hoenn Region.
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Mutiny Pirates: Trubbish, Gardevoir, Magby, Vespiqueen, Dusclops, Psyduck
DOMINATED! Sylveon, Flareon, Alcreamie, Dubwool, Lucario, Foe, Drifblim, Eiscue
Pew Pew: Toxtricity, Makuhita, Dedenne, OOM-6, Roger
Unnamed Team 2: Scorbunny, Lunatone, Volcarona, Totodile