Review Responses:
Epic Gwent Hater: Based and slay. Slaysed.
Derick Lindsey: At least Nichelle likes Family Guy.
"Last time on Total Drama Island!" Chris said. "Nichelle and Axel got eliminated! I wonder what will happen next on Total Drama Island!"
INTRO
"Cheating and stuff is bad and stuff!" Priya said.
"The challenge is to ummm uhhhhh.." Chris said. "Your challenge is to bring Chef back to life because honestly I kind of miss him."
WITH TEAM FART FAIRY...
"FIRST WE MUST LINK ARMS AND CHANT!" Millie said. Everyone cheered.
WITH TEAM CHRIS...
"How are we even supposed to do this." Scary Girl said. Ripper far-
"OKAY WE FUCKING GET IT!" Scary Girl said. "HAHA FARTS ARE FUNNY NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BEING DERAILED!"
"Scary Girl, that was mean!" Chase said.
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE! RIPPER IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING! YOU'RE ALL SO FUCKING ANNOYING! I SHOULD HAVE KEPT MK BECAUSE AT LEAST SHE HAS A FUCKING BRAIN! UNLIKE YOU DUMBASSES! GOD I FUCKING HATE THIS SHOW!" Scary Girl said.
Everyone was silent.
"Cheati-" Raj said before getting punched in the face by Scary Girl.
Confessional - Scary Girl
"You may think I might have just got myself voted off there, but they can't vote me off if I win immunity!" Scary Girl explained. "But it's still the team phase. Oh shit."
WITH TEAM FART FAIRY...
"What ingredients should we put in the magic revival potion?" Emma asked.
"Dude, we should totally put onions in, they're totally Chef's favourite food." Zee explained while putting in some onions.
"YOU IDIOT!" Priya yelled while strangling Zee. "CHEF IS ALLERGIC TO ONIONS! HE'LL NEVER COME BACK NOW!"
Confessional - Zee
"Priya is sooooooooooooo jealous of me." Zee said.
Caleb then farted into the pot, and Chef came back to life. "Incredible! I have been reincarnated as a fart joke character!" Chef said as he farted. "I love farts!"
Everyone cheered.
Scary Girl them murdered Chef. "WE DON'T NEED A FOURTH FUCKING FART CHARACTER! SHUT UP!" Scary Girl screamed.
"Well Team Fart Fairy revived him for a little bit, so they win!" Chris announced. "Team Chris loses."
AT THE ELIMINATION...
"Welcome to the elimination." Chris said. "Everyone cast your votes for who you want to eliminate."
Confessional - Scary Girl
"I had a plan to save myself." Scary Girl told the camera. "Let's hope it works."
"Scary Girl, you received 0 votes!" Chris said.
"Wait, what?" Scary Girl asked as she caught her marshmallow. "I was expecting at least two, how did-"
"BECAUSE WAYNE'S A BOYFRIEND STEALER AND BOWIE'S A DEAD MAN!" Raj said.
"Good point Raj." Chris said. "But despite that, Bowie is safe, alongside Ripper!"
"WHAT!?" Raj yelled.
Ripper farted in celebration, knocking Bowie out cold. Bowie crashed into a rock on the ground, giving him a concussion.
"HAHA!" Raj laughed.
"Raj, Wayne and Chase, you all received at least one vote!" Chris told them.
Wayne and Raj glared at each other, while Chase retained a neutral expression.
"Escaping the bottom 2 is Wayne, with just 1 vote!" Chris said.
"WHAT!?" Both Raj and Chase yelled, their experssions changing to worry.
"The last marshmallow goes to...
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...Raj!" Raj caught his marshmallow. "Bowayne is cringe!" Raj said as he threw the marshmallow into his mouth.
"Aww.." Chase said.
Confessional - Scary Girl
"I convinced Ripper to vote for Chase by saying he doesn't like farts, and I convinced Chase to vote himself with some pizza! Scary Girl explained.
"So, are you gonna give me the pizza?" Chase asked.
"No." Scary Girl said.
Chase looked absolutely flabbergasted. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
It cut to the Boot of Shame. "-OOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Chase screamed.
"Are you done?" Chris asked.
"Yeah." Chase said.
"FINALLY!" The Boot knocked Chase into the water.
"Anyways, next episode is one you don't wanna miss, so don't miss it." Chris said. "On..
TOTAL!
DRAMA!
ISLAND!"
Votes:
Chase - Scary Girl, Ripper, Chase
Raj - Wayne, Bowie
Wayne - Raj
16th - MK
15th - Julia
14th - Damien
13th - Nichelle
12th - Axel
11th - Chase
Team Fart Fairy: Priya, Millie, Emma, Caleb, Zee
Team Chris: Bowie, Scary Girl, Ripper, Wayne, Raj
Notes:
I don't know why I got rid of Chase. I just don't. I felt like it I guess.