The Wii Fit Trainer farting was capturing the interest of the Miis playing around on the various tennis courts on Wuhu Island that was home to the Wii Sports Resort when she stopped by a particular court to see the gassy golfer girl Plum ripping ass with Melody Pianissima farting about a deadly amount of brown notes with Tiny Kong farting in her smeared pants. "I see you're all fit and balanced like I am?"
"Guess you could say that..." Plum admitted in embarrassment with her hands on the back of her stained shorts. "...I'm so gonna need new pants...!"
"Peeyew!" Melody gleefully cackled upon playfully fanning her rotten egg scented poltergeist poots since she was enjoying the wind she broke. "This stench is ghastly if I doo-doo say so myself!"
"Ha! My name might be tiny but my body most certainly isn't!" Tiny chimed in since the grown up mature female Kong was blaring out tuba braps that caused the tennis rackets and green fuzzy balls to go bouncing everywhere. "This shit is bananas!"
"Well I see you're all balanced." Wii Fit Trainer happily admitted for she continued on her methane making session with her wafting away; as 1 could easily smell this stinker was just the beginning.
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: That's right, the new female Wii Fit Trainer that's playable in the new upcoming Smash Bros games is now getting this treatment... because why not? Super Smash Bros finally has a new female, that makes for great fresh material! And to make things easier, the Wii Fit Trainer will mostly be referred to as WFT, because it's easier to shorten it than type the whole thing over and over.
The human, white skinned, blue clothed female Wii Fit Trainer (from Wii Fit, obviously) was doing some push ups outside of the ridiculously overused Super Smash Bros Mansion located at the elevated grounds of the infamously reused Hyrule Temple while Princess Peach Toadstool, Princess Zelda, and Samus Aran in her zero suit all watched, with Samus and Princess Peach being jealous as Zelda was entranced.
"Wow... the Wii Fit Trainer girl really knows how to keep that body in shape," Zelda commented with a muffled methane mass, holding her hands together.
Princess Toadstool scoffed while brushing back her blonde hair, folding her arms together afterwards. "Ooh, I'm not impressed! So she has a flat, well exercised body, but her butt can't produce music like me!" She then lifted the back of her pink dress, her pink panties revealed as she farted loudly, her bassy fart gas being heard all across the sky.
Zero Suit Samus sighed as she turned to Peach, shaking her head. "Do you have to rip them, Toadstool? Can't you just be a normal girl and contain them?" She then accidentally let a trombone toot slip, her right eye twitching that caused Peach and Zelda to giggle.
Wii Fit Trainer stopped doing push ups and immediately stood up, facing the three girls while folding her arms. "So I see that you girls are prepping your butt cheeks, huh?"
The Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom stood up proudly, her hands firmly placed on her fart churning hips. "Yeah! What do you know?"
Wii Fit Trainer turned around, to reveal her toned big butt in the tight yoga pants, with Peach, Zelda, and Samus gasping in shock. Suddenly, Wii Fit Trainer farted loudly, her butt cheeks jiggling from her raunchy flatulence as her black colored yoga pants got tighter. Peach's eyes widened as she felt moist, with Zelda and Samus dropping their jaws in disbelief, both of them simultaneously farting in shock, with neither of their farts as deep pitched as the WFT's tuba toot or Peach's powerful poot.
"I make sure my farts are balanced with my spirit," WFT stated as she placed both of her hands on her butt, letting out another earth shattering fart as she stood up to Peach. "I guess you should make your gas blasts fit before contending with me."
Peach fumed with rage as she shook her fists, with Wii Fit Girl proceeding to stretch her arms as Zelda and Samus glanced at each other, both stunned.
"Looks like Peach has new competition for the gassiest Smash Bros character," Samus pinpointed after raising her right hand.
Zelda held her hands together down on her dress and gulped. "Goodness... this situation doesn't look like it's going to pass gas well..." She regarded, with Wii Fit Trainer farting loudly again.
"Don't fret, I have a future present for you big girls." The Wii Fart Trainer assured, upon which she took in a deep breath and released a sweaty sloppy shart that caused the grass to begin wilting. "I'm all about breaking new ground along with the wind!"
Peach, Zelda, and Samus were suddenly noticing the reeking air around them ripe with that of sweat, causing them to flee the scene until they fainted for they couldn't dodged the overpowering scent emitting from the stinky fitness trainer.