Here we are at Chapter 42. Ah, just anothet good day for more fun, run, and times with my favorite anime characters. It's time for more RWBY KEPL Chibi! I do not own RWBY. They belong to roosterteeth. I only own my OCs. Here's chapter 42. Enjoy.
Chapter 42: What are Boundaries Again?
Skit 1: Yukari vs Winter Round 2
Winter is walking through the streets of Vale, happily licking a delicious ice cream cone after a hard days work as an Atlesian Specialist.
"It sure got hot out today. Must be because the seasons are changing again. At least this is cooling me off," Winter notes.
"There you are!" Winter stops and looks behind her, seeing none other than Yukari standing a little ways away from her. "I've been looking all over for you!"
And just like that, Winter's good mood has soured, "Yukari Hakucho. What could you possibly want with me this time? It better not be one of your little episodes of taking women away to dress them up like children's dolls. Some would call that sexual harassment,"
Yukari mock gasps, "You wound me, dear Winter. I would never do something so vile... much. Anyway, I came because I am here to help you,"
"Help me? How could you possibly help me? Better question, why would I even want your help?" Winter glares at her.
"My dear Winter, when was the last time you ever had a shot at romance? That chance to get the attention of someone you fancy? I'm guessing it's probably... never, right. A woman such as yourself mustn't let the opportunity pass you by before you get too old. Which means you probably don't have much time left," Yukari says.
"Hey! I am young enough! I'm not that much older than my sister. I've simply been too busy with my duties in the military to even think about romance," Winter argues, getting annoyed by Yukari.
"My point exactly. Life is about more than just work or duty. You need a chance to unwind and spend some time with that special someone. Which is why I'm here to help you. And I know just the solution. It's time to build up your sex appeal!" Yukari declares.
"Wait, what?!" Winter yells.
Yukari suddenly grabs Winter and drags her down the street, forcing the older Schnee to drop her ice cream cone. The pair find themselves in one of Yukari's stores, in the women's section.
"Now then, while your wardrobe may be functional, it is painfully lacking in any sense of style. We're going to fix that. Dresses, workout clothes... lingerie. Anything to get anyone stuck staring at you so hard they walk into a wall without stopping," Yukari says as she looks around the store for the right clothes for Winter.
"I seriously have no need for any of this. I have plenty of style all by myself, thank you very much," Winter groans.
"Uh-huh, and when was the last time you were on a date?" Yukari asks, but gets no answer from Winter. "I thought as much. Now come on, let's start with the lingerie!"
She forces Winter to go along with her as Yukari picks out undergarments for her. Winter would rather be anywhere than here, and do those seriously have that little fabric. It makes her look like some cheap stripper.
"I am NOT wearing any of this!" Winter declares.
"Oh come now, don't be such a skittish kitten," Yukari replies as she pulls Winter into one of the fitting rooms with some lingerie on hand.
Right as they go in, Willow Schnee walks by with Klein accompanying her, the former with a few clothes on hand.
"I really appreciate you coming along to help me on my clothes shopping, Klein," Willow says.
"Oh, it's no trouble at all, Madam. Besides... anything to get away from Jacques," Klein says, his personalities switching between happy and grumpy.
"Now then, I believe this would look nice on me. Let's try it on," Willow walks up to the fitting room and opens the door... only to freeze when she sees Winter almost half-dressed and Yukari with some lingerie in hand, the two crammed into the small fitting room. Willow gasps, "Winter! Why, I never expected this out of you! How utterly shameful!"
"Wait, Mother! This isn't what it looks like!" Winter tries to explain while fixing her clothes.
"Oh no, you can't fool your mother, Winter. Klein!" Willow commands.
Grumpy Klein pops up, "Oh no you don't, Winter. It looks like it's time for another educational seminar with Grumpy Klein," Klein says as he drags Winter away.
"No! Not that! Anything but that!" Winter cries out while Willow and Yukari watch on.
"I guess our shopping day is over then," Yukari shrugs her shoulders while Willow just sighs.
Skit 2: Feminine and Masculine
Weiss, Blake, and Yang are in their dorm room, sitting on the floor while Yang has some kind of book in her hands. More importantly, whatever it is they are looking at is causing the three girls to snicker and giggle.
"Hey, what are you guys giggling about? It's starting to weird me out," Ruby notes as she approaches from behind them.
"Oh, nothing... just looking at some of your photos when I was trying to dress you when we were kids. You were a big tomboy back then," Yang snickers.
"I can't say I'm surprised... but it's still funny seeing you like that, even as a child," Weiss tries hard to hold back her laughter.
"Ah! Don't show those!" Ruby jumps, trying to stop them.
This turns into a big mess as Ruby fights her teammates to get the photos back and save what's left of her dignity. As the chaos continues, Voshkie'ahk walks by and sees the ruckus through the opened doorway. She finds Yang holding Ruby back by her face as Blake holds her arm and Weiss keeps the photo album in her arms. Voshkie'ahk sighs before sending out a few ice Dust cards at the three older girls, freezing them in place.
"What and how?!" Yang yells.
"Yes, finally someone on my side," Ruby cheers as she retrieves the album from Weiss' hands.
"Now then, care to tell me what's going on here?" Voshkie'ahk asks.
"Yang is embarrassing me in front of my team with old pictures of me when she tried to dress me up as kids," Ruby pouts.
Voshkie'ahk shivers a bit, "I understand the feeling. One time, Yukari dried using me as a dress up doll for some outfits that could be worn by both girls and boys, showing both feminine and masculine qualities. Honestly, it was torture,"
Speak of the she-devil and she shall appear.
"Did someone say my name?" Yukari pops her head out from the hallway.
"Oh no," Voshkie'ahk groans.
Yukari walks in, "I heard about some designs of mine that I had asked Voshkie'ahk to try on. As it just so happens, I actually have photos of that splendid day with me," she pulls out said photos, much to Voshkie'ahk's horror.
"No, not here, not now," Voshkie'ahk mutters.
Voshkie'ahk tries to reach for them, but Weiss freezes her in place with her rapier. A little payback for what Voshkie'ahk did to them. With Voshkie'ahk pinned, Yukari showed all her photos to Team RWBY.
"Here, these are when I had Voskie'ahk try on some more masculine clothing. Isn't she just darling?!" Yukari coos.
The girls look at the photos. The first shows Voshkie'ahk wearing a ball cap, a pair of shorts, a tank top under an unzipped sweater, and a pair of leggings and sneakers. The next photo shows Voshkie'ahk in a fancy tuxedo without the jacket. It must've been made to her size since it shows off her curves quite nicely. The third photo shows Voshkie'ahk in a white uniform modelled from the Atlas military, the girl giving a very stiff salute. She even has Voshkie'ahk in an auto mechanic uniform, grease and all. Voshkie'ahk can do nothing but watch on, mortified. The girls of Team RWBY were expecting to have a good laugh, but instead their reactions are quite different.
"I have to admit, Voshkie'ahk looks good in just about anything," Yang notes.
"I'm afraid I must agree. I'm actually a little jealous," Weiss adds.
"Who knew she could pull off these outfits so well," Blake cocks her head.
"Voshkie'ahk you look so awesome!" Ruby gasps in awe.
"Will you guys stop looking and free me from this icy prison, now! Please, I'm begging you here!" Voshkie'ahk cries.
The team would indeed free her... just after they have time to see the rest of the photos.
Skit 3: Falcon Fury
"Remind me again why we're doing this?" Porphyrius grumbles.
Khazhak sighs, "Look, I know you'd rather do anything else, Hell, even clean every single toilet in every men's restroom in Beacon, than this. But, this is our assignment from Professor Goodwitch, and it's a big part of our grade in her class this semester. We are to act as bodyguards for the day and protect our charges... even if one of them is a sniveling weasel who needs to get his face smashed in," Khazhak says.
"But, if we do that, then we fail. Yippee," Porphyrius pumps a fist dryly.
They make it to the park in Vale and find their assignment waiting for them. Willow and Whitley Schnee.
"Hmph. About time you showed up here. Must you really make us wait?" Whitley is complaining already, arms crossed and foot tapping on the ground.
"We're here on time, little boy. Just make sure to be on your best behavior. That way, no one tries to kill you and things won't get messy," Khazhak says, keeping himself between the weasel and Porphyrius.
"We appreciate you taking your time to guard us while out on our day in Vale. Weiss told me about you two in her letters and stated how capable you are. I know we'll be safe in your care," Willow says kindly.
"Well, we're your bodyguards, so we'll follow you," Khazhak says.
Willow and Whitley lead the way as they walk through Vale, taking in the sights while Khazhak and an irritated Porphyrius follow behind them. Whenever they reach a new spot in Vale, Willow attempts to make conversation with the two boys, Whitley does everything he can to annoy them.
"What kind of slop is this? I prefer my food a little more high-class," Whitley tosses his plate back, hitting Porphyrius in the face.
Porphyrius growls as he cleans himself up, while Khazhak and Willow look on in worry.
"He's going to be okay, right?" Willow asks.
"Porphyrius, or your son?" Khazhak gives her a look.
The next incident happens when they're in a clothing store. While Willow is perusing the women's summer outfits, Whitley is tossing shoes boxes into Porphyrius' face.
"Come on, no wonder Vale is such a deplorable kingdom. Their sense of taste when it comes to clothing is ludicrous," Whitley says.
Porphyrius's blood is starting to boil now.
Willow is getting even more worried, "Um, are you sure he's going to be okay?"
"If it starts to get bloody, I'll intervene," Khazhak says while looking at the hats.
Next, the group went to a local zoo to check out the animals, though Whitley wanted to be anywhere else than there. Not really an animal person. Willow is enjoying the giraffe exhibit with Khazhak, Porphyrius is getting dragged along by Whitley over to the tiger exhibit.
"Come on, don't you want to feed the big kitty?" Whitley gestures to the hungry(?) looking big cat.
"I'm pretty sure guests aren't allowed to feed the animals here," Porphyrius notes.
"Oh, I'm sure it'll be alright. Here, let me show you," Whitley suddenly kicks Porphyrius into the exhibit and the tigers swarm on him.
Willow watches on in fear, "Are you SURE he'll be okay?"
Khazhak shrugs his shoulders, "Eh, I'm sure he'll be fine,"
…
After all the sight-seeing is done, Khazhak and Willow return to the city square.
"Well, aside from a few things, today was a splendid one. And you did a good job acting as my bodyguard, Khazhak Rairyu," Willow says.
"Just doing my job, ma'am," Khazhak replies.
"By the way, are you sure it was okay to leave Whitley and Porphyrius by themselves?" Willow asks.
"I'm sure they'll be okay," Khazhak shrugs his shoulders.
…
"AAAAHHHHH!" Whitley screams as he runs for his life.
"Come on, don't you want to feed the big kitty?!" Porphyrius yells, a sickening smirk on his face as he watches Whitley being chased by the tigers in the tiger pen at the zoo.
And that's the chapter. Is it bad that I enjoy writing scenes where Whitley gets his just desserts? I mean, he redeemed himself in volume 8, but he still was a weasel for most of the series. Anyway, more fun in the future. Until then, please Read and Review.