Prompt #43 (AU) Apocolypse!AU
"Welcome to earth after the Apocolypse." Alice sighed deeply with a wave her left hand.
"Oh Alice it truly isn't all that bad." FP rolled his eyes as he brought the joint up to his lips.
She turned her eyes onto his. "Oh really FP. What would you call it after you learned that not only is your son gay; but your daughter is gay also. Oh and also your other daughter had an incest affair with her cousin! And also your husband is a sin murder. Not only is your husband a sin murder but he has no problem going after his daughters and his grandchildren." She shook her head. "So FP Jones you tell me if that isn't proof that the earth has entered into a Apocolypse era!" She demanded in a cold hard dead voice.
"I'm sure if you told the children that that Cooper and the Blossom are closely related then Polly and Jason never would have gotten romantic feelings for one another." FP sighed as he took the first point in order.
"As if Hal and Clifford ever thought that them keeping the fact that they are first cousins whom hate one another all due to the family business would result in their children not feeling their familiar bonds." Alice snorted.
"Both Chic and Betty have found their soulmates. Kevin and Veronica -" FP spoke.
"Don't speak that vile slut's name!" Alice hissed.
"Veroncia is the protector that Betty always needed." FP spoke in a calm voice. "Neither Archie or Jughead could protect Betty as Veroncia can." He looked into the hard eyes of Alice. "You know this Al. Don't fight it." He finished.
Alice turned her eyes to stare out of the tailers window. She hated to admit it. "Damnit it Hal. Why did you have to be so fucking screwed up also." She hissed in the tensed air.