"What are you doing here? You know... After we saw an entire movie?" Shakara asked her uncled who looked away and replied "I got curious and watched from outside, I decided to joinafter this because it looks way too fun!", "You mean infuriating." Starrow corrected, but Lemus smirked "Exactly!" He exclaimed making Starrow sigh.

Hatsu got between them and said "If we're done with this family squabble, episode 3 is beginning." They all sat down and watched as it began.

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(Scene opens up with Krillin, Master Roshi, and Bulma lamenting over the loss of Goku.)

MASTER ROSHI: Well, Goku has passed. But his sacrifice has stopped a great evil. (Krillin picks up Gohan's hat) Thanks to him, our lives can return to peace once more.

NAPPA: (speaking through Raditz's scouter) Raaditz? Raaaaaditz?

"Wait, isn't he the guy Krillin was talking to at the end of the movie?" Lemus asked, "Yes." Hatsu confirmed, "Why was he a producer there if here he's an alien?" Lemus elaborated making everyone question the same thing, "I'll keep a note in case it comes up again." Oracle stated.

(Krillin and Bulma look at Raditz's scouter.)

MASTER ROSHI: What the hell is that?

NAPPA: (speaking through Raditz's scouter) Guy-who's-as-strong-as-a-Saibaman says "What?" (Shakara: Not falling for that, but saibaman?) ...That usually gets to him; I think he's dead, Vegeta.

VEGETA: (speaking through Raditz's scouter) Big shocker! Nobody cares! We're ten times stronger than him anyway! (Zettai: Zero times zero is still zero!/ Nezumi: So whenever you say your power is two times mine, you mean it's zero?/ Zettai: Fuck you.) We'll go to Earth, find the Dragon Balls, and kill everyone! And we'll be there within a year or so—depending on filler, (Hatsu: Of course filler is a thing here too) of course.

NAPPA: (speaking through Raditz's scouter) Anything else we need to go over, Vegeta?

VEGETA: (speaking through Raditz's scouter) Nnnope, that's about it.

MASTER ROSHI: Well, fu—

(opening sequence)

(Scene shifts to a wasteland where Piccolo is talking to Gohan.)

Tauira frowned and commented "This is either going to be hilarious or incredibly painful to look at" many agreed with her.

PICCOLO: Alright, you little human... Saiyan... thing. I saw what you did to that Saiyan back there; that kind of power can be useful.

GOHAN: Wh-what do you mean?

PICCOLO: I'm going to make you my pupil. And then, I'll use YOU for my conquest to take over the world.

GOHAN: But-but where's my daddy?

PICCOLO: Hate to tell you, kid, but your dad's dead! (Lemus: Don't tell him that!) ...Actually I kind of like saying that. Haha! (Starrow: And don't laugh about it!" Your dad's dead—(Gohan starts crying) Ah. Damn it. This is why I hang out in wastelands...

(Scene changes to the front of the Check-In Station.)

HEAVENLY ATTENDANT: (through bullhorn) Hello! Welcome to the heavenly Check-In Station! Please no cutting in line! If you are caught cutting in line, you will be sent straight to Hell!

(Scene shifts to inside Yemma's office. Kami is seen touching Goku's shoulder while talking in a wheezy voice.)

KAMI: And so, we need Goku here to get to King Kai's for his masterful training, Lord Yemma.

KING YEMMA: Give me one good reason I should allow this.

Everyone was curious about this guy "Is he a Red Giant or something?" Starrow wondered.

KAMI: Because, if you don't, (camera cuts the entrance of Yemma's office showing a group of dead souls along with an attendant) that line's going increase by six billion!

KING YEMMA: Six billion?! I'm supposed to be intimidated by six billion?! Please, I can judge six billion souls faster than you take a piss, old man!

"So he's hell's judge, sounds about right" Avaritia said.

KAMI: You know, I am the guardian of Earth. (Avaritia: Again, big deal.) Can I please get a little bit more respect here?

KING YEMMA: Big deal! I'm the closest thing to a God in this show—until you get to the Kais—then, I'll be horribly insignificant. (Anomaly: Sucks to be you.) I do have a desk though! It's made of mahogany! Ma-ho-gany.

Hearing mahigany made Tamaka water at the mouth "Delicious..." She whispered.

KAMI: Uhhhh anyway, can we please—

KING YEMMA: SILENCE!

(both Goku and Kami are surprised and keeps quiet)

KING YEMMA: (whispering) Mahogany.

KAMI: Umm... Sir?

KING YEMMA: Wh-what? Oh-uh sure, whatever. He can go to King Kai's, but he'll have to run on (in an echoing voice) SNAAAAKE WAAAAY! (sound clip from "Gustav Holst's Mars: the Bringer of War" plays)

GOKU: Sounds fun!

Dreamiv shook his head and tried to correct "Actually, it sounds like one of Shakara's techniques.", "Hey!" Shakara responded infignant.

KING YEMMA: Prepare to be surprised.

GOKU: (nods) Alright, I'm off! (begins to leave but stops) Oh wait. By the way, did you see a guy named Raditz come through here? (King Yemma begins flipping pages from a book) He has spiky hair and a tail?

KING YEMMA: Oh yeah, I remember that guy. I put him in my patented Yammalock!

GOKU: And it worked?

KING YEMMA: F**K NO! He kicked me in the balls and ran away! Now I don't know where he is!

Everyone just yelled "What a shitty judge!"

(Scene cuts away to Raditz with a halo.)

RADITZ: He didn't keep his eye on the birdie!

(Scene cuts back to Goku.)

GOKU: Huh, okay. Well bye! (leaves Yemma's office)

KING YEMMA: See ya next time you die!

"And the unwavering faith returns" Paint commented gettin a chuckle from some.

(Kami glares at King Yemma)

KING YEMMA: (in a soft voice) ...Mahogany.

(Scene change to Kame House.)

MASTER ROSHI: So Krillin, how did Chi-Chi take the news?

Nezumi recognized the name from the movie and said "Goku's wife?"

KRILLIN: Um...

(flashback to Krillin's conversation with Chi-Chi and the Ox King)

CHI-CHI: Well Krillin. What did you need to talk about?

KRILLIN: So, Chi-Chi. Hypothetically: what would you do if you were told that your husband was dead; and your son were kidnapped by his worst enemy?

CHI-CHI: I'd castrate the messenger in his sleep with a rusty carving knife!

All those who could be castrated put their hands on their crotches and whispered "Run. Run right now."

KRILLIN: Oh. ...Then it's a good thing I'm not telling you that!

(both Krillin and Chi-Chi laugh)

CHI-CHI: Would you like to spend the night?

KRILLIN: Aaagainst my better judgment.

"An he should have just left!" Thinner lamented.

(Scene changes to an outside view of Goku's house at nighttime. Camera cuts to a bedroom with the Ox King is snoring loudly while Krillin tries to sneaks out of the house, but shrieks as he hears a sound of someone sharpening a knife.)

CHI-CHI: Kriiillin, where are yoooouuuu?

"Running, running away as fast as he can from you." Dreamiv replied with nods from the others.

(Scene changes to a roadway, where Krillin quickly drives his car towards the screen while screaming.)

(scene changes back inside Kame House)

KRILLIN: Relatively well.

Zettai sighed and commented "Way too optimistic", "Shut the fuck up" Virus responded in a strained voice.

BULMA: So, are you going to gather the other Z-Warriors and go train with Kami?

KRILLIN: The Who-Warriors?

BULMA: (with a scouter on her face) The Z-Warriors: (text on the bottom reads: Where'd that scouter come from?) You, Goku, Tien, Yamcha, Chiaotzu. That's what we always call you guys!

KRILLIN: That's the stupidest thing I've ever—

CHI-CHI: (offscreen) KRILLIN! (Shakara: Go gather the Z-Warriors and shut up!) (camera cuts to Chi-Chi angrily driving towards Kame House) Where the hell are you?!

KRILLIN: (quickly) Well, I'm off to gather the Z-Warriors! (Avaritia: Good!) Bye!

(Scene changes to another roadway with, where Krillin quickly drives his car away from the screen while screaming.)

(Scene changes to wastelands, where Piccolo is talking to Gohan.)

PICCOLO: Listen up, runt! Today we're going to commence your intense training under me!

GOHAN: But wait, wouldn't that cause horrible muscle degeneration for somebody my age? (Shakara: So what if you're young? I was two when I starte training./ Paint: Me and Thinner were three.) Crippling me for years to come?

PICCOLO: ...You're a wordy little bastard, aren't you?

GOHAN: My mom wants me to become an ortho—

"Oh shut up! We're not here for an italian lesson!" Zettai yelled, "While I don't like how you put it, I have to agree, did she make him study an entire dictionary?" Oracle said.

PICCOLO: NEEEEERD!

GOHAN: Wh-what?

PICCOLO: Anyway, I've figured to unleash your hidden potential, I'd have to put you in immense physical danger. (Tamaka: What? I had Shakara push boulders, that's it.) So I'm gonna through you at that mountain.

GOHAN: Actually, that looks more like a pla—(Piccolo throws Gohan)TEAAAAAAA—

PICCOLO: (thinking to himself) Any second now.

GOHAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

PICCOLO: (thinking to himself) Here it comes.

GOHAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

PICCOLO: (thinking to himself) And—

GOHAN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

(a splattering sound is heard with Gohan crying offscreen)

Tamaka thought to come up with words to express her diappointment, but came up with "I think you may need to change your approach..."

PICCOLO: Uugh.

(Piccolo begins walking towards a crying Gohan.)

PICCOLO: (thinking to himself) This is gonna be a loooooooong training session.

(Scene change to the entrance to Snake Way.)

HEAVENLY ATTENDANT: Alright, Mr. Muscle Man. Here you are at Snake Way. Now you might want to pack a lunch, 'cause it's going to be a long run. Nah, I'm just joking; you're not going to be eating nothing.

"My worst nightmare... Aside from that damned mask of course.." Shakara commented getting a pat on the back from Thinner and Paint.

GOKU: (noticing how long Snake Way is) Wow! That looks like it's going to take me a while.

HEAVENLY ATTENDANT: Now be careful running—you don't want to fall off and die. That's just a little bit of dead humor. But seriously, do not fall off or you will go to Hell.

Starrow made a weirded out face and suggested "How about starting from the beginning? It seems a bit much to go to hell."

GOKU: Has anyone ever run the whole thing before?

HEAVENLY ATTENDANT: Well, there was one man.

GOKU: Well, who was he?

HEAVENLY ATTENDANT: (writing something in a book) I believe his name was—

(Scene change to Kami's lookout.)

KAMI: Mr. Popo!

Avaritia scurried to the furthes row of seats when she saw Popo, "I feel the most treathened I ever have right now!" She stated looking away from the screen

MR. POPO: Yes, Kami?

KAMI: I just received word that we have a new batch of trainees coming! Make sure you take good care of them!

(Mr. Popo starts laughing evilly while the camera begins to zoom in to his face, with music from a horror film playing by the time the camera focuses on his eyes. The camera begins to slowly fade into black.)

"I hate this, I hate this so much" Shakara commented, trying to sink in her seat, along with Dreamiv who tried hiding in the dream world, but Paint grabbed him saying "Oh no! You're not going away that easily!"

(ending sequence)

[STINGER]

KING YEMMA: And not just any mahogany, (shows a planet named Malchior 7) but mahogany from the planet, Malchior 7! (shows a tree, which suddenly breathes fire) Where the trees are three-hundred feet tall and breathe fire!

Oracle scanned the pattern of speech Yemma was using and said "The analysis show typical signs of delusion.", "Poor him..." Thinner commented.

(scene shifts back to Yemma's office)

KING YEMMA: From these trees, this desk was forged 2,000 years ago! Using ancient blood-rituals of the Malchior people! (shows a group of Malchior people all with the heads of Lanipator grunting)

(scene shifts back to Yemma's office)

KING YEMMA: Not only does this make my desk nigh indestructible, but it can bend the fabric of the universe itself! Also, it's a very fine material—very expensive.

KAMI: Ooookay?

KING YEMMA: (quickly) Mahogany.

"That last part was lame." Zettai said before Hatsu put on episode 4