"So is everyone ready?" Hatsu asked the others, "Yes we're all here." Shakara replied, "Good, now let's start episode 6" Hatsu said while starting the episode.

[DISCLAIMER]

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(scene changes to a dark room with swinging pendulum in the ceiling as Mr. Popo, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien holding Chiaoutzu, and Yajirobe are seen walking forward)

Everyone grimaced, not really wanting to know what Popo was planning to do.

KRILLIN: Um. Mr. Popo (Avaritia: Shut up!), are you sure this'll make us strong-

MR. POPO: Pecking order.

"Why is this guy so scary!?" Tamaka exclaimed.

KRILLIN: Sorry!

(everyone arrives at the Pendulum Room)

MR. POPO: Damn right you are. (Starrow: Wouldn't be surpsrised to hear him be a joke about death and drugs.) Now, stand in this circle here.

(everyone minus Yajirobe are seen standing on the magic circle)

TIEN: You mean, like this?

Everyone facepalmed, thinking "And you're listening to him?"

MR. POPO: Yeah. Bye!

KRILLIN: Wait, what?!

(everyone gets teleported to another dimension)

"Seems about right." Dramiv commented.

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(scene changes to King Kai's planet)

KING KAI: Alright, today we will commence your training.

Shakara tilted her head and sarcastically said "Why? Were you buys the day before?", Nezumi, Anomaly and Tamaka laughed in response, the others didn't really get why it was funny.

GOKU: Woohoo! Alright! Now, what's my first lesson?

KING KAI: First, you must-

GOKU: Catch the monkey! (Oracle: Makes sense, higher gravity euqals more effort to move.)(begins chasing Bubbles)

KING KAI: Actually, I was going to-

GOKU: (continues to chase Bubbles) Whee!

KING KAI: Okay, have fun with that.

Starrow looked to the sky and said "Wow, even a God got tired of Goku's shenanigans.", Avaritia giggled and said "You haven't gotten tired of MY shenanigans?", in response, Starrow just glared at her.

(scene changes to the Z Fighters walking in a ruined city)

NARRATOR: Meanwhile, in... somewhere...

"When the narrator doesn't know what's going on, you understand that things went out of whack" Hatsu commented.

YAMCHA: Wow, this place is a wreck.

TIEN: I know- the desolation, the ruin, the horror.

KRILLIN: Where are we, New Orleans?

(record scratch)

"Record scrath is right! What the hell!?" Tauira exclaimed, "If New Orelans is a place in their world, it would be like saying: should turn down the magic in the Isolated Apex!" Nightamre King agreed.

TIEN: Krillin!

KRILLIN: What?

TIEN: Too soon!

(Chiaotzu looks at a helmet)

CHIAOTZU: Huh?

HELMET: (quickly) You must construct additional pylons.

Virus laughed at the helmet talking, "Would you look at that! It works still! Despite the fact that it most definitely shouldn't!" He joked, Oracle nodded in agrement, but didn't notice that the ones that were there when she was reactivated gave her a weird look.

(Chiaotzu shrieks)

TIEN: Chiaotzu, get away from there.

CHIAOTZU: Why?

(helmet disintegrates, revealing the head of a Saiyan)

"Wow, ugly" Paint commented, these were the moments that made Dreamiv remember where Zettai got her demeanor

TIEN: You have no idea where that's been- it could give you an infection.

CHIAOTZU: You're not my dad- don't tell me what to-

(Saiyan attacks Chioutzu, causing him to scream as he falls off the city)

TIEN: Chiaotzu, My partner!

YAMCHA: ...Gay.

Nezumi frowned hearing that, "What's wrong with being gay, huh!?" She questioned in a clearly irritated tone, "Hmm, Shujians getting with the same sex is such common place that sometimes i forget that they can be actively gay." Anomaly admitted.

TIEN: Hey, at least I don't spend all my free time living alone with a cat!

YAMCHA: Hey, at least I get some puss- Wow, that did not come out right.

"I mean, I have Dreamiv, I think that works pretty well." Paint commented and her husband wasn't really pleased by this.

SPRAUT: (disembodied echo) Hey, Bruzzel, look what we got here.

BRUZZEL: (disembodied echo) Yes, we've got some tourists, Spraut.

SPRAUT: (disembodied echo) Well, then we should give them the tour.

BRUZZEL: (disembodied echo) Yes, the tour straight to hell, because we'll be killing them, with our own two diabolical hands, which are comprised of many sinister fingers, which we shall use to fiendishly destroy them one by one until-

SPRAUT: (disembodied echo) Oh, for Christ's sake, yes, they get it- we're evil. (Avaritia: They reek of evil, don't think they even needed to explain.) Shut up!

(Saiyan grabs Krillin's ankle and pulls him underground)

KRILLIN: Oh, God, why?!

"Don't say it..." Thinner warned.

(Yamcha and Tien look at the hole as fighting sounds can be heard along with Krillin screaming)

KRILLIN: Oh, God, this can't possibly get any worse.

MR. POPO: Hi.

Thinner groaned as he muttered "I fucking warned you."

(Krillin screaming louder, possibly due to seeing Mr. Popo.)

(Krillin Owned Count: 4)

YAMCHA: It's up to us! We have to attack together!

TIEN: Right, back to back! Let's do it for Chiaotzu!

YAMCHA: And Krillin!

(crickets chips in silence)

YAMCHA: Eh, okay, just Chiaotzu.

"Poor Krillin" Tauira sympathized, Shakara shrugged and reassured her "By how it's going he's most likely to get laid in the end."

(Yamcha and Tien charge up to attack the Saiyans)

(scene shifts to the Pendulum Room with Mr. Popo standing next to the circle)

MR. POPO: Alright, let's see how they're doing inside.

(Yamcha and Tien are seen getting hit and screaming in pain as Mr. Popo laughs, loving every moment of it. Eventually, everyone returns to the Pendulum Room, exhausted and terrified.)

MR. POPO: So, how was it?

Tamaka shivered before responding "Horrible!"

(Heavy breathing are heard with Krillin muttering something unintelligible about "darkness")

TIEN: It was... horrible.

MR. POPO: Good, you survived the first test.

"FIRST!?" Everyone screamed in horror.

KRILLIN: (relieved) Oh, thank God!

MR. POPO: But I have some bad news.

KRILLIN: What?

MR. POPO: You're going back.

KRILLIN: (sounding a bit scared) Wh-What?

"Exactly what we said! Is he even trying to teach them or is he trying to kill them!?" Starrow screamed, "Both!? I don't know!?" Tamaka responded in confusion.

MR. POPO: Bye!

(Z-Fighters all get teleported back to the ruined city)

KRILLIN: (screaming) No!

(short silence with Kami suddenly appearing next to Mr. Popo)

KAMI: Mr. Popo, where did you send them?

MR. POPO: I'll tell you where they're not: safe.

Avaritia put her hands on her face and muttere "I hate it so much..."

(scene changes to King Kai's planet, Goku has just caught Bubbles)

GOKU: Woohoo! Alright, I caught the mon- (notices Gregory) ooh, a cricket! (Zettai: I think that fall did more damage than we thought/ Virus: Sometimes in your stupidity you're right.) (drops Bubbles who screeches in pain)

GREGORY: Yeah, I'm Gregory-

GOKU: (holding a hammer) I'ma smash him!

GREGORY: (visibly terrified) What? (Lemus: he's going to smash you, learn to listen./ Starrow: He didn't mean litteraly./ Lemus: I was.) (shift to inside King Kai's house; Gregory is seen blasting by) OHMYDEARGOD!

GOKU: (chases Gregory with the hammer) Wee-hee!

KING KAI: (watering a plant, unconcerned) Shut up, Gregory.

(Gregory screams as Goku hits the ground with a hammer)

BOJACK: Yarr...

KING KAI: (continues watering a plant, unconcerned) Shut up, Bojack.

Oracle tried to calculate how he could be so distracted from the commotion, but only came up with "He does that on a regular basis, there's no other explanation.", Hatsu shook her head in response and corrected her "No, no, it's just to make it funny.

(scene changes to Kami's Lookout)

KAMI: It seems that your training here is complete.

KRILLIN: But we-

"Time skip!" Hatsu called out.

KAMI: Mr. Popo, do you have any last comments for them?

MR. POPO: (extremely blunt) You're all going to die.

KAMI: Thank you, Mr. Popo. (Avaritia: How does he work with this guy!?/ Lemus: Does he?) Now I believe it is time for you to leave.

KRILLIN: But-but all we did was-

MR. POPO: Pecking order.

(Z-Fighter fly off the lookout with Tien screaming)

KRILLIN: Oh, God, get out of my way!

"Good! They learned common sense!" Thinner complimented getting chuckles from the others.

(scene changes to King Kai's planet)

GOKU: I completed the first two lessons, King Kai.

KING KAI: Yes, congratulations, you've managed to catch my pet monkey, Bubbles, and give Gregory a concussion.

GREGORY: (in pain, off-screen) You psychotic bastard!

KING KAI: Now we can start on your real training and I can teach you the-

GOKU: Oh, before you do, could you tell about the Saiyans.

Shakara nodded in understanding "Okay fair, wanting to learn more about your race, seems legit." Shakara said as she smiled.

KING KAI: Not much to tell you other than they all died 20 years ago.

"Holy shit." Nightmare King let out in surprise, "How did they die?" Anomaly asked.

GOKU: (gasps) Even my dad?

(flashback of Bardock screaming while burning)

Seeing the flames made them realize that what Raditz said in episode one was true.

(King Kai is seen holding his mouth, trying not to burst out laughing)

KING KAI: (abruptly) Yes.

GOKU: Really? What killed them?

KING KAI: Let me check. (checks Wikipedia entry) Let's see here. "Stupid monkeys hit by falling rocks. Hahahahahahaha! P.S. Freeza rules you." (Virus: Okay, yeah, it was the tyrant./ Nezumi: How do we know Freeza isn't some other guy?) That doesn't seem right-

GOKU: Bored now. (Starrow: Of course...) Let's get back to training, King Kai!

KING KAI: (lets out an exasperated sigh)

(scene changes to Master Roshi's Island)

NARRATOR: And so, one year has passed- the characters who actually did anything in the last series, but not in this one, have finally found themselves of use and have summoned the Eternal Dragon to wish back their fallen comrade, Goku!

BULMA: I don't get it. Why are we doing this again?

MASTER ROSHI: Because my sister, Baba, told us to.

"You mean they wouldn't have done it otherwise?" Zettai asked and before anyone could reply, "They're absolute morons!"

(Shenron gets summoned)

SHENRON: You have summoned the eternal dragon. Make your wish and I'll-(recognizes Master Roshi, Bulma, and Oolong, with disdain) Oh, God, it's you guys again. (Lemus: Must be really annoying.) Can't anyone else find these damn things?! Ah, screw it, whatever, what do you want?

MASTER ROSHI: There are two horrible Saiyans coming to our planet and we need Goku to be brought back to life in order to defeat them.

SHENRON: Really? You know you could, um, just wish me–a magical dragon–to send them into an asteroid field. One crossed wire and BOOM, right in the sun!

Anomaly nodded, "That seems like a good idea, but considering who he's talking to..." They relented

MASTER ROSHI: (insistently) No, you see, as long as we have Goku, we'll be fine.

SHENRON: (puzzled) Right... Yeah, okay, fine, whatever, I'll grant your wish. Just don't come crying to me when half your stupid asses get killed! Ah, who am I kidding? You will.

(Shenron's eyes starts to glow and then the scene changes to King Kai's planet, with Goku's halo disappearing)

GOKU: Hey, King Kai, I'm alive again!

KING KAI: Yes, and you've conveniently learned the Kaio-ken and the Spirit Bomb off-screen. (Hatsu: If only off-screen could answer eveything in show business.) Now get the f**k off my planet!

GOKU: Alright, and thank you, King Kai, for all the training. It'll be a hard fight when I return to Earth, but now, I'm truly confident-

KING KAI: GO HOME!

"Thought he liked the company..." Virus reminded.

GOKU: 'Kay, bye! (flies off King Kai's planet)

(silence as King Kai, Gregory, and Bubbles watch Goku leave)

KING KAI: (sudden realization) Oh, God, what have I done?! (Virus: Thought so.) I'm all alone again!

BUBBLES: (subtitled) Well, good sir, you've still my modest company. How about I grab us some tea and some quiet music and we-

KING KAI: Shut up, Bubbles!

GREGORY: Well, I'm still here for you, sir.

KING KAI: Shut up, Gregory!

BOJACK: Yarr, You've still have-

KING KAI: Shut up, Bojack!

[ENDING SEQUENCE]

[STINGER]

(scene shifts on Earth in a barren wasteland)

PICCOLO: All right, runt, your training is complete. Now you and I will take over the worl-

KAMI: (telepathically)Hello? Hello?

PICCOLO: (telepathically)Ugh. What is it, old man?

KAMI: (telepathically)I just wanted to check in and make sure you were ready for the Saiyans.

PICCOLO: (telepathically)Ready for the what now?

They were confused before Oracle played back the scene revealing the other two saiyans, "Riiiight, he left before that." Shakara mused in understanding.

KAMI: (telepathically)Didn't Mr. Popo tell you? There are two Saiyans headed towards the Earth as we speak. Both several times more powerful than the last one you faced. They should be landing pretty soon- within a few days, in fact.

PICCOLO: New plan, Gohan, we're going to kick some Saiyan ass!

"And here he becomes a good guy!" Tauira cheered, "Are we talking about the same green asshole?" Zettai asked.

GOHAN: Um, okay?

(silence)

PICCOLO: (telepathically)You're still there, aren't you?

KAMI: (telepathically)I'm just so lonely...

Lemus laughed as he said "No wonder they're linked!"

PICCOLO: (out loud) Get out of my head!

"Well, that was something!" Paint exclaimed, "Something stupid." Zettai finished for her mother, "It's only going to get dumber, so don't worry!" Hatsu reassured as she put on the next episode.