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KAISERNEKO: The following is a fan-based parody. Dragonball, Dragonball Z, and Dragonball GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.

(scene opens up at Kame House with Bulma, Master Roshi, Oolong and Puar watching a telecast of Yamcha's death)

MR. KENT: And there you have it, folks. That man is dead. (Zettai: Thank you! no really, I couldn't tell.) Very, very dead.

JIMMY: Mr. Kent, if you had to come up with a word for how dead he is, what would it be?

"Is this necessary?" Tauira asked.

MR. KENT: "Cadaverific!"

"Seems like it" Shakara responded.

BULMA: (breaks down crying in Master Roshi's chest) Yamcha! No! I was saving myself for him!

Nezumi and Shakara blinked in surprise "I thought she was Vegeta's wife." Nezumi said outloud, only getting weird looks because of that "What?", Virus was the one to break the silence "You must be mistaken."

MASTER ROSHI: (...?) Bulls**t!

"Wait what?" Everyone said.

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(scene shifts to the battlefield with Krillin being struck with grief over Yamcha's death)

KRILLIN: Yamcha! Yamcha! Yamcha was our friend...and you bastards killed him! (Zettai: Again, we know./ Dreamiv: They act like they didn't revive Goku a few minutes ago.) Don't worry, Yamcha, I'll avenge you!

PICCOLO: Oh right, you're going to avenge him? The five-year-old over here is stronger than you are!

Lemus grimaced a bit and said "Come on dude, he's trying..."

KRILLIN: But I-

PICCOLO: Face it, you're pretty much here as a meat shield.

"This is sad..." Paint commented.

(Krillin is extremely angry)

NAPPA: Ha! Look at him, Vegeta. He's like the Raditz of their group.

"His morale is six feet under." Shakara added.

KRILLIN: That's it! I can't take it anymore! I can only be pushed so far!

(HUD from Final Fantasy VII appears at the bottom of the screen, selecting "Krillin" and "Limit")

(Scatter Shot appears at the top of the screen)

KRILLIN: KRILLIN LIMIT BREEEEEAK!

(Battle music from Final Fantasy VII plays as Krillin uses Scatter Shot to kill three Saibamen; Victory music from Final Fantasy VII plays after Krillin's rampage)

This display made everyone smile, maybe they had a chance.

KRILLIN: (while catching his breath) That was...for Yamcha.

VEGETA: Congratulations, you've just destroyed the equivalent of three Raditz.

"Are you going to cower, scaredy cat?" Zettai treased.

KRILLIN: That's right! What now, you son of a bi-

VEGETA: Nappa here is worth five Raditz.

"You-" Anomaly was saying, but Zettai beat them to it "I know, I shouldn't cheer too soon."

KRILLIN: I- uh... What?

VEGETA: And I am worth fifteen Raditz.

KRILLIN: (disappointed) I... Oh...

NAPPA: Aw, come on, don't get so down on yourself. (Lemus: Considering they're all going to die? I don't think he can/ Avaritia: Come on, think positive!/ Lemus: Okay, I'm positive they're all going to die.) At least you've proven that your Raditz is still stronger than our Raditz.

(scene shift to Raditz)

RADITZ: I...hate...all of you!

Starrow nodded in sympathy.

(scene shifts back to the battlefield)

VEGETA: So in short, good for you. Oh, by the way, you missed one.

"A job well done indeed." Shakara commented, Takama rolled her eyes and added "So much for having trained..."

(one Saibamen pops out from hiding and tries to attack Gohan, only to be grabbed by Piccolo)

PICCOLO: Yeah, no.

(punches the Saibamen in its stomach and throws it in the air before blasting it with a mouth blast)

GOHAN: That was incredible, Mr. Piccolo!

Tauira smiled and said "I think Krillin should be more appreciated than this."

TIEN: Yeah, way to go!

KRILLIN: But, what about-

PICCOLO: Well, you can all learn a thing or two.

KRILLIN: But I just killed three of them-

CHIAOTZU: Nobody cares, Krillin!

"I feel bad honestly" Avaritia admitted.

KRILLIN: Aww...

VEGETA: Well, Nappa, looks like it's your turn to teach them a lesson.

NAPPA: Yeah, right out of Saiyan University. (Starrow: University is a type of school, he can't be this stupid.) (begins walking towards the Z-Fighters)

VEGETA: Hold on, you went to college?

"That's what I'm saying!" Starrow agreed with Vegeta, "It does seem surreal when you think about it." Oracle said.

NAPPA: Yup.

VEGETA: What the hell could someone like you possibly major in?!

NAPPA: Child Psychology.

Everyone made an understanding sound at the new information.

GOHAN: Wow, That sounds really interes-

NAPPA: With a minor in Pain! (Starrow: I can appreciate the pun at least./ Avaritia: I don't, but does he mean minor as in child or- (dashes towards Tien and severs his left arm in one punch) (Avaritia: Yeah, I thought so.)

(Tien screams in absolute pain)

VEGETA: Looks like he's been...disarmed!

Starrow groaned because "That was in terrible taste!" she exclaimed, "At least you realize that." Avaritia commended, "Never thought I'd see the day." Shakara agreed.

(silence as the wind blows)

NAPPA: (off-screen) I get it!

VEGETA: Shut it, Nappa.

"From what I understand, Nappa bothered him since childhood so..." Nightmare King hypothesized, "It's granted Vegeta hates him." Lemus finished.

(Tien leaps in the sky)

NAPPA: Oh, I love this game! Tag! (chases Tien and kicks him towards the ground) No tagbacks.

TIEN: (thinking) Agh, damn, this guy's strong. Maybe it would be best if I just took Chiaotzu and- (notices Chiaotzu is gone) Wait, where is he?!

(Chiaotzu is seen latched onto Nappa's back)

NAPPA: Vegeta, the Pokémon's (Anomaly: Enough with that!) on my back.

TIEN: Chiaotzu! No!

NAPPA: Aww, I can't get it off, Vegeta! Here, I'll use Rock Smash.

(smashes his back into a rock, causing Chiaotzu to whimper in pain)

"Maybe that could actually cause me pain..." Shakara whispered, "Did you say something?" Paint asked, "What? No." Shakara responded, but Paint looked at her suspiciously.

TIEN: Chiaotzu, you get down from there this instant!

CHIAOTZU: (telepathically)No! I have to do this, Tenshinhan!(Zettai: They have the Dragon Balls after all./ Hatsu: I remember reading something to be prepared for the viewing, and I remember something about the wishes.) For all the people of Earth, our friends, and especially you!

TIEN: But Chiaotzu...!

CHIAOTZU: (telepathically) Don't worry, you can just wish me back with the Dragon Balls! Now, goodbye, my friend!

TIEN: That won't work, Chiaotzu! We already wished you back once with the Dragon Balls; we can't do it twice!

"Yeah that's it." Hatsu remembered, before along with everyone else "WHAAAAT!?"

CHIAOTZU: (telepathically) Wait, wha-? (explodes)

TIEN: N-No! No! (Lemus: Honestly, I would rather not know about the limit, but damnit.) Chiaotzu! CHIAOTZUUUU!

KRILLIN: Oh, my God... He blew into more pieces than Yamcha!

Tauira facepalmed as she exlaimed "Oh come on! Does ih' saym loike the toime!?"

TIEN: Krillin!

KRILLIN: What?

TIEN: He was my closest friend! I... I loved him.

KRILLIN: As a memorial to Yamcha: gay.

"Still as a memorial: At least he got some puss- Still sound wrong." Nezumi said.

TIEN: (thinking) At least your sacrifice wasn't in vain, my friend.

(Nappa is revealed to be alive, leaving Chiaotzu's sacrifice to be in vain)

NAPPA: Aww, dang it, Vegeta. (Thinner: How did he think that was going to work?) He used Self-Destruct. I hate it when they do that.

TIEN: (off-screen) DAMN IT!

"I think he's mad." Zettai suggested and Dreamiv replied "You think?"

NAPPA: (lands next to a grieving Tien) Awwww, I think I made him mad, Vegeta. (Dreamiv: Again, you think?) Should I talk to him about it? The first step to working out your problems is healthy communication. And-

TIEN: HUAAAH! (tries to punch Nappa, but hits a boulder)

NAPPA: Hey, that was very rude! I was talking to VEGETA! (punches Tien, launching him into a boulder)

Nezumi smiled wide at seeing that damage, Anomaly and Zettai who were sitting next to her scooted away a little.

GOHAN: Should- shouldn't we help him?

PICCOLO: Can't you see he has to fight this battle on his own? (Lemus: *Sighs* There's a difference between having a grudge and being livid.) He's fighting for the honor of his fallen comrade.

(Nappa is seen beating Tien to a pulp)

TIEN: (getting hit with each word) HELP ME, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HELP MEEEE!

PICCOLO: Like a hero.

"I get the feeling he just doesn't care about anyone except himself." Avaritia commented, "He absolutely doesn't." Tamaka agreed.

GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo, help him!

PICCOLO: Oh, fine! (to Krillin) Krillin, go!

Everyone's eyes narrowed at the choice.

(Piccolo and Krillin jump into the air to help Tien)

NAPPA: For PONY! (Piccolo hits him) UWAGH! He hit me! (Anomaly: I wonder what he thinks of when he fights.) (Krillin knocks Nappa towards the ground) GAH HA! He hit me too!

(Nappa is seen flying towards Gohan)

PICCOLO: Gohan, hurry up and blast him with all your strength! Before he has time to DOOOOODGE!

("dodge" echoes traumatically in Gohan's head, causing him to scream and run for cover)

Tamaka smirked and commented "That's what you get for being a shitty teacher.", Shakara laughed at Piccolo too.

PICCOLO: Damn you, Pavlov!

(scene goes static and switches to a news reporter)

"We don't really care about who this Pavlov guy is" Paint said.

NEWS REPORTER: For those of you who don't know who Pavlov is, allow us to take a brief moment to explain. Back in 1904-

OOLONG: (banging his hand on the TV) Get back to the fight!

NEWS REPORTER: Annnd back to the fight.

(scene goes static and changes back to the fight, with Nappa recovering from Piccolo and Krillin's surprise attack)

NAPPA: Hey, not gonna lie. Dick move, guys, dick move.

Zettai shook her head and said "I think the dick move here is, wait, what was it? Oh right, killing their friends."

KRILLIN: Piccolo, do you have a plan?

PICCOLO: That depends; can you get him in a Full Nelson?

"After the last time they must have learned their lesson." Takama said, "They must have, there's awful continuity if they didn't"

KRILLIN: Any plans that don't involve killing me?

PICCOLO: Well, there is the multi-form technique.

"Like me?" Anomaly asked, "Probably not." Virus informed.

KRILLIN: But doesn't that cut our power levels by-

Anomaly shook her head and said "Yeah, that's not like me at all."

PICCOLO: Plan A or Plan B, Krillin!

KRILLIN: Plan B! Plan B!

PICCOLO & KRILLIN: Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! (Oracle: Line from... Naruto?/ Hatsu: Must be another show.) (three clones of Piccolo and Krillin appear)

NAPPA: Vegeta! I can't..."believe it".

(Vegeta gives off an annoyed groan off-screen)

"...What? ...I don't get it." Starrow said, everyone else would have been pissed by the pun, but they didn't get it either.

(the three Piccolos and Krillins attack Nappa, who dominates them with his superior strength)

PICCOLO: (thinking) Hrgh, he's dodging every hit! We can't lay a finger on him! What kind of incredible mental discipline has this guy gone through?

"Heard that Anomaly? We'll find out what he thinks!" Nezumi said, "I wasn't expecting to get an answer" Anomaly responded.

NAPPA: Patty cake, patty cake, baker's MAN! (Anomaly: Why am I not surprised?) (punches a Krillin clone) Bake me a cake as fast as you CAN! (Dreamiv: He's a giant baby.) (punches a Piccolo clone and eventually launches all three clones towards the ground)

(Krillin slams onto the ground, followed by his two clones, causing him to groan in pain)

(Krillin Owned Count: 5-7)

(Piccolo also hits the ground, followed by his doubles, which knocks him down)

NAPPA: Good effort, but I'm the Patty Cake champion.

PICCOLO: (after a short pause) What?

Nightmare King nodded and repeated after Piccolo "Yeah, what?"

NAPPA: But, at least you didn't uselessly self-destruct like that Pokémon.

TIEN: (gets up from Nappa's beatdown earlier) You stupid...ugly...son of a bitch. (Nezumi: Now he's done it./ Zettai: Yeah, last time I saw someone get that mad, it was you after seeing someone hurt me.) (begins charging a blast) His name...was CHIAOTZU! KIKŌHŌ! (fires a Spirit Tri-Beam at Nappa)

NAPPA: Yeah, that Chiaotzu- OH, MY GOOOOOD! (Lemus-Takama: Not bad./ Starrow: Too powerful, it's going to kill him!) (gets hit directly by Tien's attack)

TIEN: (thinking)Right here... Right behind you, Chiaotzu.(Tauira: The situation is quickly going south.) (falls on the ground, dying from using up all his energy)

(Nappa again survives the attack, this time, losing some of his armor)

NAPPA: Aha, pointless.

"Incredibly pointless" Paint said, "They can still get revived at least." Dreamiv said, oblivious to what's going to come.

KRILLIN: (absolutely terrified) We're gonna die, aren't we.

Starrow nodded, but then said "Well, if Nappa and his bottomless well of stupidity do something."

NAPPA: Yep! (charges towards the remaining Z-Fighters, who all stand frozen in fear, but suddenly stops in midair and looks at Vegeta)

NAPPA: Vegeta!

"There it is." Starrow said.

VEGETA: (annoyed) What?

NAPPA: I can fly...!

Everyone kind of shut down here, "Did- did he just?" Avaritia asked, "Yes he just." Virus replied.

VEGETA: (starts stammering before letting out a sigh) Yes, Nappa, yes you can.

KRILLIN: You know, you're gonna be in a lot of trouble once Goku gets here!

"God damnit Krillin!" Shakara and Tamaka exclaimed, "What? What's wrong?" Tauira asked, "Now they're just going to kill them all before he arrives!" Shakara excplained, getting Tauira to groan in annoyance.

VEGETA: Who?

KRILLIN: Goku! (Everyone: Don't tell him!) He's stronger than all of us combined!

VEGETA: Well then, I guess we better kill you before he gets here.

"Damn it!" Nezumi exclaimed.

KRILLIN: W-Wait, I mean...

NAPPA: But Vegeta, I wanna meet the strong guy!

Hatsu clapped at this "Great, no really, great idea to use this as an excuse to have them wait for Goku." She complimented.

VEGETA: Nappa just kill them first and-

NAPPA: But I want him to see us kill them!

Zettai smiled and said "Touché bald man.", Anomaly sighed and said "Hate to burst your bubble Zettai, but you were bald for a long time too in case you don't remember.", "...I was? Oh... Right... Whoops..."

VEGETA: Oh, God, there's no arguing with you. Fine, I'll give you three hours tops. (Starrow: It's Goku, he is going to be late, give them more time.) After that, I'm killing all of you.

NAPPA: Yay! And now we wait.

(Thirty seconds later...)

NAPPA: Is he here yet?

"FUUUCK!" Nightmare King, Starrow and Avaritia yelled at the same time.

PICCOLO, GOHAN, & KRILLIN: No.

NAPPA: Is he here yet?

"Stop." They said.

PICCOLO, GOHAN, & KRILLIN: No...!

NAPPA: Is he here yet?

"Please."

PICCOLO, GOHAN, & KRILLIN: NO!

NAPPA: Is he here yet?

"No more!"

PICCOLO, GOHAN, & KRILLIN: NOO!

(long pause)

NAPPA: ...Is he here ye-?

"SHUT UP!" The three yelled at the same time.

VEGETA, PICCOLO, GOHAN, & KRILLIN: NOO!

VEGETA: Goddammit, Nappa, just go do something! (Avaritia: Please! If it'll shut him up!/ Shakara: Why are you guys so angry about this joke?/ Starrow: Rhink of a random moment from your childhood./ Shakara: ...OH! Sorry...) Go have fun- I don't care how.

NAPPA: Oh boy! This is gonna be my best...day...ever.

(scene shifts to Nappa destroying both naval and air forces, laughing while doing so, while Peewee's Pocket Circus plays in the background)

The senseless destrction made everyone grimace, "...There's a lot to fix there..." Paint said, "Reminds me of when Shade first arrived." Lemus said.

(scene shifts back to the battlefield with the Z-Fighters waiting for Goku until Vegeta's scouter beeps)

VEGETA: Well, time's up- time to die. (Starrow: told you he was gonna be late.) (removes his scouter and throws it at the ground)

PICCOLO: So, where's your friend-

NAPPA: I'm back! (Nezumi: Did he die!?/ Anomaly: Probably not./ Oracle: Vegeta anger levels would go... Over nine thousand.) (elbows Piccolo in the head)

[ENDING SEQUENCE]

[STINGER]

VEGETA: Nappa, where did your armor go?

NAPPA: I had a hell of a day, Vegeta. I sank their battleship...and their whales.

"Wait." Everyone said before the scene changed.

(scene shifts to the remains of a navy ship floating in a bloody ocean, presumably the blood of the whales Nappa indirectly murdered)

AQUAMAN: (off-screen) Nooo...

"Poor poor Aquaman." Tauira said, "Well, we learned something, we need to thank Shiva Samba for supidity." Starrow said outloud and Shiva Samba replied "You're welcome.", this caught everyone off guard, they turned to her, realizing that she was just there, sitting on Shakara's lap, who somehow didn't notice the little girl looking Goddess with glowing clothes, hair and eyes, but it didn't stop her or anyone else from "AAAAAAAAH-"

See you next time.