"When did you get here!?" Shakara exclaimed, "I was here the whole time, you seriously didn't notice?" Shiva Samba asked, "No!" Shakara replied, "Okay, more important things, why are you here?" Avaritia asked, "I noticed you were watching this fdun thing so I decided to join in." Shiva Samba responded.
This lackluster answer just made everyone's eyes narrow, but they decided to just let her join.
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(scene opens up with Gohan trying to wake up Piccolo, who is unconscious from Nappa's attack last episode)
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo, wake up! (Lemus: Right, he's on the ground.) You have to stop him!
PICCOLO: (incoherent mumbling)
KRILLIN: Don't worry, Gohan! Goku's never let us down! (Anomaly: I already told Zettai, don't cheer too soon.) I'm sure he'll be here any second!
(scene cuts to Goku eating food at Princess Snake's castle at Other World)
"Why is he back there!? She tried to eat him!" Nezumi exclaimed.
GOKU: (with his mouth full) Thanks for the food again, Princess Snake!
PRINCESS SNAKE: Well, it's the least I could do for trying to eat you like that. (Nezumi: Oh no! You don't feel guilty!/ Avaritia: Starrow did, and she tried to kill me over and over.) But I thought there was... (GOKU: Hmm, bacon!) something else you had to do? (Shiva Samba: I can see where Starrow's frustation comes from.) Something about Saiyans...and the Earth?
(Goku gulps down his food and takes a long pause)
(scene cuts to Goku running on Snake Way)
GOKU: Crap! Crap! Crap! Crap!
"At least he's trying to hurry." Tauira commended, "Trying is the key word." Shakara underlined.
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(scene shifts to Gohan still trying to wake up an unconscious Piccolo)
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo, get up! Please, get up! Seriously, he's gonna kill us!
Dreamiv nodded ad said "Yeah, but you'll live, at least from what Oracle said.", "Are you talking about Piccolo or Gohan?" Paint asked, "Yesn't" Dreamiv replied.
NAPPA: Well, the green guy's out. (Zettai: Thanks for the insight jackass./ Anomaly: I'm starting to think he's doing it on purpose.) Too bad. Guess I'll have to find someone else to play with!
KRILLIN: (thinking)Please not me! Please not me! (Lemus: When is that ever going to work?)Please not me! Please not me! PLEASE NOT ME!
NAPPA: Eenie-meenie-minie-(to Gohan) you.
"I stand corrected." Lemus relented.
GOHAN: Wh-What?! (Nappa kicks Gohan) AUGH!
(Gohan gets sent flying into a boulder and lands on the ground)
KRILLIN: (off-screen) WHOOO! Not me! (Shakara: Why is he cheering? It's his turn now.) (notices Gohan does not get up) Gohan? (Nappa looks towards Krillin) Uh-oh! Thought that would have lasted longer!
NAPPA: Midget's next! (Shakara: Knew it.) (charges after Krillin) RHAAAA!
KRILLIN: (desperately) Wait! My turn! My turn! My turn!
NAPPA: Oh! (suddenly stops dead in his tracks)
"...Why did he stop?" Shakara asked, "It's Krillin's turn, he as to wait." Tauira replied causing Shakara's face to crack due to the amount of stupidity she witnessed.
VEGETA: What- Nappa, what are you doing?
NAPPA: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
VEGETA: (stammers in complete confusion while his nose starts to bleed)
"Same boat forehead." Shakara said.
NAPPA: You okay, Vegeta?
VEGETA: Yes just...just an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity...
"I get the feeling that Nappa is going to-" Hatsu was saying before hearing Nappa.
NAPPA: Wow, didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
Everyone sighed at this.
(Vegeta screams in frustration)
VEGETA: (struggling to restrain his temper) Nine minutes, eighteen seconds... Nine minutes, eighteen seconds...
"The episode is going to end in that time, what's he talking about?" Takama asked, "Something he'll like for sure." Hatsu replied.
NAPPA: What's that, Vegeta?
VEGETA: Happiest...moment...of...my life.
"I wonder what that's going to be." Shiva Samba said, "Either he gets his wish, which is unlikely, or Nappa will die." Lemus replied.
KRILLIN: Hey! STOP TREATING ME LIKE A JOKE, DAMMIT! I've got a new technique- (Starrow: You can't be fuc*ing serious Krillin!/ Nightmare King: Is stupidity everyone's second name!?) (begins charging his Destructo Disc) Which I probably could have used earlier and maybe saved all of our friends' lives... (Avaritia: Wow, you think?) But, that's besides the point! (Shakara: No! No it's not!) Get ready for my DESTRUCTO DISC!
PICCOLO: (barely alive) Laaame...
"It kind of is at this point." Paint agreed, "Could have been introduced in a better way." Thinner added.
KRILLIN: Now, take THIS! (throws Destructo Disc at Nappa)
NAPPA: Ooo! A frisbee, Vegeta!
"I can't believe it..." Nezumi said, "That's all but a frisbee." Tauira commented.
VEGETA: Nappa, no! It's a trick!
NAPPA: But Vegeta, Trix are for kids.
"...Plese catch it." Everyone said at the same time.
VEGETA: ...You know what, Nappa? On second thought, catch it. (Virus: Yeah, seriously, I'm getting tired of this.) Catch it with your teeth.
NAPPA: Yay, like a doggy! Bow-(gets cut by the disc, which rebounds towards a small mountain) (Anomaly: Now he decides to be smart.../ Zettai: The dumbass is learning.) Ow!
RICOLA GUY: Riiiicolaaaa... (The disc cuts the top of the plateau off, causing it to fall) OH, GODDAMN IT! (Dreamiv: Anymore?/ Hatsu: No, two is already too much) (the top collapses into a pile of rubble)
NAPPA: (seeing the cut on his face) Oh no! My face! My precious modeling career!
Modeling career made Shiva Samba start laughing out loud surprising everyone, at least before she stopped and pulled her knees to her face, looked to the side and muttered "I want to be a model... That idiot is, I'm sure I have a chance...", "Come on don't put yourself down." Tauira told her as she patter the Goddess on the head.
(Remembers having his photo taken for a Vogue magazine)
"Okay, I want to be a model, but not for those guys, I have standards." Shiva Samba said, "Yeah, they took his ugly mug for a photoshoot, they must have really low standards." Zettai agreed.
NAPPA: You know, I was trying to be a team player. (begins charging a blast) Trying to be a nice guy!
KRILLIN: You killed half our friends!
Lemus nodded and said "I was just about to say that."
NAPPA: I said, "trying!" (Lemus: And you're awful at it!) (throws blast at Krillin)
KRILLIN: Well you're failing- Oh, God! (gets hit by Nappa's blast)
(Krillin Owned Count: 8)
NAPPA: And so are you!
"Yeah, that deserved a owned counter." Hatsu admitted.
PICCOLO: I'm back! (Starrow: Good one!/ Avaritia: It wasn't...) (shoots Nappa in the back)
NAPPA: AAAAAUGH... Iseewhatyoudidthere.
"Ok it's not a good one anymore..." Starrow corrected herself, "You really hate Nappa." Oracle noted.
PICCOLO: Now, it's you and me, big guy! And I'm gonna kick your a-
(Gohan, also regaining conscious, kicks Nappa into a pile boulder)
"Wow!" Everyone exclaimed.
GOHAN: Take that, you insufferable f**king simpleton!
PICCOLO/Everyone: WHOA, Gohan! What the hell?!
GOHAN: (calmed down) Oh? Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo, I didn't mean to snap like that!
"And Piccolo ruined it..." Tamaka said.
PICCOLO: No, stay snapped! (Virus: It doesn't work like that!) STAY SNAPPED- (Nappa recovers from the attack) Augggh, goddamn it...
NAPPA: (growls) You-a-making-me-so-mad! (Starrow: Why is he talking like Avaritia all of a sudden?/ Avaritia: Hey!) (begins charging up a powerful blast while Gohan stands still, completely paralyzed in fear)
NAPPA: Vegeta, look, "Imma firing my-" (face turns into Shoop the Whoop) (Hatsu: That's... Such an old joke...) BLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
(Gohan still does not try and dodge the blast and stands still, paralyzed with fear)
PICCOLO: (thinking while running towards Gohan) Alright, it's time to redeem myself- through one final act of redemption. (Anomaly: Wait! Just grab him! You have plenty of time.) (appears in front of Gohan to protect him from Nappa's attack) I'll save Gohan and- Wait a second, why didn't I just grab him? (Thinner: He's going to die.) I can probably still do that now, actually! Yeah, that's it, I'll grab him and throw him out of the way- (gets hit by Nappa's blast) GAAAAAAAAAAH!
"Hey! At least they can't wish for immortality anymore!" Anomaly underlined the good in the situation, but got shot down by Virus "That also means they can't wish for their friends back.)
(a giant explosion occurs, which causes a giant shockwave)
KRILLIN: WAAHAA!
(smoke clears, revealing that Piccolo is still alive, but mortally wounded)
"Oh... OH!" Everyone exclaimed.
PICCOLO: Yeah, that's right, I can take anything you can dish o- (in his thoughts)oh, God, there go my organs. (Nezumi: *Sighs* We jinxed it.) (falls to the ground)
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo!
PICCOLO: (weakly) Unh... Gohan...come closer... There's...something...I have to tell you...
"I wonder what it is." Nightmare King said.
GOHAN: Is it that you always pictured me as a son, (Nightmare King: Okay, no, I doubt it's that.) because you can never make your own- considering you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring?
PICCOLO: (weakly) Neeeeerrrrrrd.
Starrow scratched her head and commented "I can't understand why he would think that."
GOHAN: Wh-what?
PICCOLO: Just...shut up and...listen.
GOHAN: What is it, Mr. Piccolo?
PICCOLO: (weakly) Why...didn't...you... (Anomaly: Dodge?) (at the top of his lungs) (Anomaly: Yeah, I thought so.) DOOOOOOOODGE?! Bleh. (dies)
GOHAN: NOOOOOO! (Lemus: Wow, he's not blaming himself, I met people who blamed themselves just for accidentally scratching someone.) (his scream continues to echo, eventually being heard at Kami's Lookout)
Zettai jumped at the change in scene "Right! If Piccolo dies, Kami dies too!" She exclaimed, causing everyone else to panic a bit, but Nezumi started massaging her face and accidentally cracked her cheeks.
KAMI: Ugh! Well Mr. Popo, it seems my time has come. (Shiva Samba: Why is he telling Popo? He won't care!/ Avaritia: Come on he can't be that bad./ Shakara: Mom, please tell me you're joking./ Avaritia: I'm giving myself false hope.) But don't worry, my friend, you can go to Namek and wish myself and the others back with their Dragon Balls. It will be a long and arduous journey, but I'm sure you can-
MR. POPO: Bitch, I ain't going nowhere.
"That's about what I expected." Starrow said while face palming.
KAMI: But Mr. Popo, the fate of the entire universe is-
MR. POPO: Pecking order!
Oracle shook her head and projected a copy of the pecking order chart that Popo showed, "That's wrong, I should be at the top!" Shiva Samba lamented, "It's a parody, it doesn't matter that much." Shakara told her.
KAMI: But... I... Well then... goodbye, my friend. (fades away following the death of Piccolo)
MR. POPO: (zooms in to his eyes) Byyyye.
"I can only feel creeped out with that stare, no matter what the context is." Avaritia commented, "I'm not sleeping tonight..." Dreamiv commented, and everyone just agreed with him.
(scene shifts back to the battlefield, with Krillin helplessly watching Gohan mourn over Piccolo's death)
NAPPA: Vegeta, did you see me kill the green guy?
Paint put her hands on her face and rubbed her forehead before moving them to point at the scream and lamented "I get that he's evil... And dumb! But come on! Read the room!"
VEGETA: (reading a magazine) Yes, Nappa, that was a very good kick.
"He's just done!" Thinner exclaimed, "As. Am. I." Starrow puncutated.
NAPPA: Daww, Vegeta! You weren't watching! (Shakara; That's fair actually, I'd be pretty offended too if I asked someone what they think of the fight I just had, just to find out they didn't what a thing./ Paint-Thinner: You can't take compliments at all!) Can you at least watch me kill the toddler?
VEGETA: Ugh, fine! (throws magazing at the ground)
GOHAN: GRAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! I'm gonna eviscerate you and use your gastrointestinal tract as a condom while I fornicate with your skull!
NAPPA-Everyone except Anomaly: (short pause) What?
"It means he's going to f*ck his eyes sockets" Anomaly clarified, "That's disgusting." Nezumi responded, "You eat raw meat!" Anomaly reminded her, "So?" Nezumi asked innocently, only getting the reply "Nevermind."
GOHAN: I'M GONNA SKULLF*CK YOU! MASENKOOO-HAAAAA! (fires a Masenko at Nappa)
NAPPA: AAAAAH!
(Nappa deflects Gohan's blast into a plateau)
NAPPA: (while holding his hand, which is numb) Arrrrrgh. (Virus: They're doomed, thirty per cent/ Oracle: Only that?/ Virus: Goku should be jnearby by now.) Bitch Please!
GOHAN: I'm sorry, Mr. Piccolo. I-I failed you...
"Everyone makes mistakes." Lemus reassured.
KRILLIN: You sure did! (Everyone: Krillin!) I uh... I mean...sorry for your loss.
NAPPA: Well, it's been fun, kid-I mean, for me, not for you. As for you, everyone important to you is dead.
Tauira nodded and said "That makes sense, after the 'you sure did' thing he might have lost the importance.
KRILLIN: Hey, I'm still alive-
NAPPA: Everyone important!
KRILLIN: (sadly) Dammit.
"No owned counter?" Hatsu asked, "I think we might have misunderstood how that works." Oracle responded.
NAPPA: (raises his foot) Now, Nappa Smash!
(Gohan and Krillin both close their eyes, preparing for the worst, but Gohan is suddenly moved out of the way before Nappa can crush him with his foot)
NAPPA: Oo-wa-waa? Hey! Where'd he go! (Virus: I knew it!) Did he disappear, or was he never there to begin with? (Takama: He blasted you, kicked you, Piccolo sacrificed himself for him, yeah he must have been an illusion.) (dramatic music and screen zooms in on Nappa's face)
(Gohan is shown to be on top of Flying Nimbus)
NAPPA: Oh wait, there he is.
GOHAN: Huh?
(Goku lands, finally arriving at scene of the battle)
GOKU: Hey, guys! What'd I miss? (Shiva Samba: Death, lots of it.) I-(notices everyone's corpses) Oh, are they all... Tenshinhan... Piccolo...? Yamcha? Oh wow, especially Yamcha... (Anomaly: He did get it the worst.) (notices Chiatzu body is nowhere to bee seen) Wait, where's Chiaotzu?
KRILLIN: Oh, he's here...and there...and there...and-
GOHAN: Krillin!
"Yeah, that, stop!" Tauira begged, "Is he stupid? Or just ignorant?" Starrow asked, "Both." Oracle replied.
KRILLIN: What?
GOHAN: Too soon!
GOKU: I'm sorry I'm late, you guys. But I brought some Senzu Beans for you!
Everyone squinted at that and asked at the same time "Senzu what?"
KRILLIN: Woohoo! Thank you, Ex Machina.
"Yeah, I don't know what else to call it besides an As*pull."
GOKU: (to Vegeta and Nappa) Hey! Which one of you did all this?
NAPPA: That was me, totally calling it. (Goku is shaking in rage over the loss of his friends) I killed every single one of them- except for Chiaotzu. He blew himself up!
(Goku continues to shake in anger and begins to power up)
GOKU: (powering up) HHHHAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!
NAPPA: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
VEGETA: (Takes off his scouter) It's...one thousand and six.
"Didn't those things measure in Raditzes?" Oracle asked, "Did you even say it correctly? Nevermind, I think it was just Nappas." Thinner theorized.
NAPPA: Wha- really?
VEGETA: Yeah, kick his ass, Nappa! (Hatsu: Aaaaand...) (turns off his scouter)
NAPPA: YAY! (charges into battle with Goku)
(Nappa gets beaten to pulp while Vegeta, Gohan, and Krillin watch, completely shocked at Goku's beatdown)
NAPPA: (while getting pummeled by Goku) (Hatsu: There it is./ Dreamiv: Is it really that common of a trope?/ Tauira: Yes.) OOOWWW! Ow ow ow ow! Dah! Doh! Dah! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!
VEGETA: Hm, that doesn't seem right...
NAPPA: (faintly in background) My arm doesn't bend that way! My arm doesn't bend that way! (loud crunching sound is heard) (Shakara: That's satisfying./ Nezumi: Indeed./ Takama: Well said./ Lemus: I was just waiting for this.) Oh, now it does!
VEGETA: Wait, wait, wait, wait... Nappa!
(Nappa gets knocked over next to Vegeta)
NAPPA: (in pain) WHAAAAAT?!
VEGETA: I had the Scouter upside down. (Oracle-Virus: How...?) (once again takes off his scouter) It's over nine thousand. (Zettai: I thought he would be angried./ Paint: Me too, with the whole Dragon Ball thing. (calmly crushes scouter) Rah.
NAPPA: Why do you sound so bored?!
VEGETA: Because, it's still not a threat.
"Well, he's underestimating them again." Takama commented, "It was his downfall before, it will be again." Lemus agreed.
NAPPA: But-
VEGETA: To me. Besides, once we get the Dragon Balls, we'll just wish for immortality! (Shiva Samba: The Dragon Ball? But... Oh dear me... He didn't know!/ Everyone: Nappa is done.) Then no one will be able to stop us.
GOKU: Wait, what? But you killed Piccolo.
VEGETA: And your point is...?
GOKU: Well, if he's dead, the Dragon Balls don't work.
VEGETA: Wh... what?
"He's pissed." Nezumi said.
NAPPA: Oh, and I totally killed that guy. Oh well, at least we still had fun getting here, right, Vegeta? (Vegeta growls in anger) Vegeta? Remember the bug planet? (Lemus: That was a mistake.) (Vegeta continues growling in anger) Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vegeta? Vege- (scene cuts to Nappa getting killed by Vegeta) AAAAAAAAAGH! (Everyone: Finally!) (gets obliterated in an explosion as Vegeta is last seen staring at the sky and giving an evil smirk)
[ENDING SEQUENCE]
"...What? No bloopers?" Zettai asked disappointed, "This was the set up episode, the next one is the punchline." Hatsu explained, "Tell me those are the name of the episodes." Starrow asked, "They are. Next episode!" Hatsu exclaimed.