"Hey, what's the punchline exactly?" Paint asked Hatsu who shook her head signaling she didn't know.
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VEGETA: (laughs maniacally) He's gone! He's finally gone! (Avaritia: I wonder how long he had to deal with him.) I'm so happy right now! I might not even slaughter you all!
Everyone was surprised at that, Tauira even said "That's obviously false, but wow.", Shakara nodded in agreement and added "I think he's actually taking that into consideration!"
KRILLIN: Re-Really?
"I know what I said, but you can't seriously be that optimistic!" Shakara exclaimed.
VEGETA: (laughter dies down) Oh no, you're all thoroughly screwed.
KRILLIN: Awww.
Starrow shook her head in disappointment, while Takama chuckled at Krillin.
GOKU: Gohan, Krillin, I'll handle Vegeta on my own. (Zettai: Ballsy./ Nezumi: Very.) I need the both of you to get as far away as- (Krillin is suddenly gone) (Dreamiv: Wow.../ Thinner: Even that orange haired D*ckhead at Beacon wasn't this much of a coward./ Paint: And he wet himself when we fused into Black Stain.) Where'd Krillin go?
(scene cuts to Krillin screaming flying away and then back to the battlefield where Goku places his hand on Gohan)
GOKU: Gohan, follow Krillin. Get home to your mother.
"That's not a good idea." Nightmare King commented, "I'd rather face Vegeta than her honestly." Starrow admitted.
GOHAN: Right, Daddy. Is there anything you want me to tell her?
Shiva Samba smirked and said "Put dinner on.", this made everyone go on a laughing fit.
GOKU: Yes, Gohan. Tell her... ("Coming Undone" by Korn plays as the camera slightly zooms in on Goku's face) to put dinner on... (Everyone: He actually said it!) ("Coming Undone" plays again with the camera zooming in on Goku's face) because I'm hungry. (plays a third time with the camera once again zooming in on Goku's face)
[OPENING SEQUENCE]
(scene cuts to Goku flying down on the battlefield)
VEGETA: Alright, are you ready for this?
GOKU: You bet I am! (Anomaly: Of course he is... I honestly have no idea how I isolated the fighter gene from his cells./ Virus: What the hell, that's not how it works.) But first, why don't we take this battle somewhere else?
Takama nodded and said "It is a little corpsy, I have to agree...", "There might be white pieces around." Starrow joked, "Wow, Dad, that's low even by your standards." Shakara responded.
VEGETA: What's wrong with here?
GOKU: I don't know. (Lemus: ...Maybe it's filled with the bodies of your friends? Just putting it out there./ Shiva Samba: Is he just that stupid?) Something about it doesn't feel right.
VEGETA: Well, it is a little corpsy. (looks at the corpses of Yamcha, Tien, and Piccolo)
(scene shifts to King Kai's planet)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, on King Kai's planet.
"Why are we back here?" Nezumi asked, "They must be taking bets or something." Paint suggested, Tauira heard this and asked Shakara "Hey can we-" Shakara immediatly interrupted her "No, I'm not chocking you with my legs if you place a bet.", of course everyone else looked at the two like 'how are you talking about this things in public?'
KING KAI: (in his thoughts) So, the fight is about to begin. The showdown between the Saiyan elite and the low-class warrior, trained by me. (out loud) Takin' all bets, guys! (Paint: I feel like I jinxed it.) Takin' all bets!
BUBBLES: (subtitled) 70,000 zeni on the noble young warrior!
"But he- I thou- He can't understand him!" Paint exclaimed,
BOJACK: (from inside King Kai's planet) Yargh! I bet 50 gold doubloons on the short one!
Starrow facepalmed before asking "Are they actually doing this?", "Yeah they are." Avaritia confirmed.
GREGORY: Uh, sir, is this really appropriate? (Tauira: It isn't./ Anomaly: Mom, you think that will stop them?/ Tauira: No, but it's still not appropriate.) If Goku loses, the entire Earth could be destroyed!
(King Kai creates a large hammer)
KING KAI: You were saying?
"I'd say you're threatening him, but whatever." Shakara said, "So you do know what threatening is." Thinner said surprised, "Why wouldn't I?" Shakara asked, "Nevermind." Thinner responded.
GREGORY: D'ah, 1,000 zeni on Goku.
NARRATOR: Hey, can I get in on this?
Hatsu giggled at hearing the narrator wanting in, "Doesn't he already know the outcome?" Avaritia asked, "That's why it's funny!" Hatsu replied.
KING KAI: Wait a second. Don't you already know the outcome of the fight?
NARRATOR: N-Noooo...
(scene cuts back to Earth where Goku guides Vegeta to a wasteland to start their battle)
GOKU: This is it!
VEGETA: Ah, yes. A perfect place to mark your grave.
Shiva Samba tilted her head then made a so-so sign with her hand "There's better spots." she commented, "I swear, you're as bad as Shakara when it comes to reading the situation." Paint told the Goddess.
GOKU: Listen, we don't have to do this, you know. (Lemus: You're trying to reason with him AFTER he killed most of your friends?/ Oracle: He's hopeful?/ Zettai: He's stupid.) If you leave now and promise to never come back, I'll let you go. And we can stop this meaningless bloodshed.
VEGETA: Such trite! Where's your Saiyan pride, Kakarot? We are proud warriors! Bred to fight and conquer. This planet has made you soft.
GOKU: Are you sure about this? Because even if you're a little sorry-
"Stop trying!" Virus exclaimed, Nezumi sighed and reminded him "You tried the same thing once, don't you remember?", "Right..." Virus muttered, clearly flustered.
VEGETA: No! I'm not sorry!
GOKU: Are you absolutely sure you-
Dreamiv rolled his eyes at that "Okay, now he's just grasping at straws." He said, but Takama smirked and said "I think he's actually doing it on purpose this time."
VEGETA: Yes! I am entirely sure! (Goku begins powering up) I'm going to obliterate you and the rest of this planet myself with my own two-
GOKU: KAIO-KEN! (charges at Vegeta)
VEGETA-Everyone: Kaio-what-
(Goku punches Vegeta in the face and proceeds to attack him with a barrage of punches before knocking him away. Vegeta however recovers from the attack and kicks Goku in the face)
Shakara, Lemus and Takama looked like they had an epiphany at seeing the Kaio-Ken, "Did you notice that too?" Takama asked the other two, "Yup, no mistaking it." Shakara replied and Lemus added "It's just like the Godmaster charge...", Virus flinched at that and asked "The thing that temporarily made me into a God and almost killed me?", Shakara nodded, bt Lemus made a so-so sign and explained "That one might kill, this one will most definitely destroy you from the inside out!", of course everyone else facepalmed, not knowing it would get worse.
VEGETA: (breathes heavily) Okay, not bad. But still nothing compared to me. (Nezumi: Goku probably fractured his jaw with that punch, broke a few ribs and rearranged his organs with that kick, and he's still this cocky?/ Zettai: I think you mean stupid./ Dreamiv: Actually, it's prideful, not that it makes it any better mind you.) Now witness the power of a Saiyan elite!
GOKU: Elite? What's that mean?
"What did I expect?" Starrow asked sarcastically.
VEGETA: It means I'm of the upper class. (Starrow: And there he explains it while knowing Goku is as smart as a shoe./ Avaritia: He's trying./ Shiva Samba: He's just sounding more cocky.) A finer breed! (Paint: I think he's just as stupid as Goku./ Starrow: Because he doesn't realize that Goku just doesn't understand?/ Paint: That too, but mainly because he's leaving himself open.) The highest grade of warrior!
(Goku floats there silently, blinking confusedly)
The best fighters of the group almost had a nosebleed, because Goku somehow didn't understand that despite being said in three different ways and that he wasn't taking the oppurtunity.
VEGETA: (sighs) Okay, consider yourself beef jerky while I'm filet mignon.
"I know what beef jerky is, but filet mignon?" Anomaly asked, to which Oracle did a quick research and came up with "There is no data in any network I know about this filet mignon."
GOKU: Oooh, I like both those things!
VEGETA: (after a short pause) I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop.
Nezumi nodded in understanding and said "I know the feeling."
GOKU: Hopefully before dinner, because I told Gohan to tell Chi-Chi to- (Thinner: Why don't you focus-) (Vegeta headbutts Goku) (Thinner: -On that... Why don't you focus on that.) AH! (Vegeta elbows Goku towards the ground) Unh!
VEGETA: Hah! What's wrong, Kakarot? Can't keep up? (Nightmare King: Did he seriously forget about that Kaio-Thing?) (throws a fiery ki blast at Goku) I told you, Kakarot. There's no way you can measure up to an elite like me! You're fighting a losing battle here. (Goku removes the torn portion of his shirt) You may as well just surrender this pathetic planet now and-
GOKU: Kaio-Ken times three! (Lemus: Of course! Let's make it worse!) (once again turns Kaio-Ken and flies at Vegeta)
VEGETA: Times wha-
(Goku punches Vegeta in the face, sending him screaming and flying into a plateau)
Starrow smirked and said "I feel slightly better", "I worry for you..." Avaritia told Starrow.
VEGETA: (in pain) This... proves... nothing.
GOKU: Are you okay in there?
VEGETA: (sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-f*king-tastic... nothing but gumdrops and ice-cream in here.
"I hope Goku asks to come in." Hatsu admitted.
GOKU: (delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?
"How do you know this already?" Everyone asked Hatsu.
VEGETA: (short pause) I'm surrounded by idiots.
GOKU: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice-cream.
Zettai chuckled as she noticed something "He's destroying Vegeta with words without even realizing it.", This got a chuckle out of some of the others.
(Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him)
VEGETA: I will not stand for this! (Starrow: Sit down then./ Avaritia: Starrow! Stop it!) I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!
GOKU: Aww, sounds like somebody's got an ice-cream headache!
"I'm seriously thinking that he is actually aware of everything he says." Thinner admitted, "I already tought that the first time it happened." Virus admitted.
VEGETA: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! (Takama: So he wasn't going to kill everyone before?/ Hatsu: They could have written that a different way.) (launches himself into the air with a purple aura surrounding him and begins charging up energy) Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!
GOKU: Well, that's not very nice.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS!? He can't actually say that only now!" Starrow exclaimed in aggravation, "You just now noticed this detail?" Avaritia asked and Starrow just groaned.
VEGETA: OF COURSE NOT! I'M F*KING EVIL! GALICK GUN!
GOKU: Oooh, did he say Garlic-
"Stop thinking about food!" Takama exclaimed.
VEGETA: (in distance) AAARRRGH!
GOKU: (powers up to Kaio-Ken x3) (Shakara: Well dad, he might die after this./ Starrow: I hope so.) Oh man! (cups his hands behind his back for a Kamehameha wave) KA... ME... HA... ME...
VEGETA: FIRE!
GOKU: HA!
(both energy waves clash in mid-air)
VEGETA: This is the end, Kakarot! You don't stand a chance! I put all my power into this attack! (Lemus: So he should be knocked out the moment this is over.) (Goku is seen struggling in the clash) Now perish, with the rest of your pathetic world!
GOKU: Hungh... Kaio-Ken...
"And he made it worse." Shakara lamented
VEGETA: (stunned pause) No...
GOKU: Times...
VEGETA: (as if trying to deter Goku) No, no, no...
GOKU: FOUR! (Tauira: This makes me wonder why Vegeta could overpower times three when he was being used to wipe the floor with it earlier./ Paint: That's commonly known as bulls*it.) (Kamehameha overpowers Galick Gun)
VEGETA: Nononononononono- (gets carried away by the blast) FUUUUUUUUUUU...
"Holy... It actually worked." Nightmare King commented, "I doubt that he's dead, but it's impressive" Lemus complimented, but Shakara sighed and said "He could have at least used a better technique, he does have that Super Saiyan thing after all."
(scene shifts to Kame House)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back at the ranch.
"...Why are we back here?" Nezumi asked.
(camera cuts in inside Kame House with Bulma, Chi-Chi, Ox-King, Master Roshi, Oolong, and Turtle)
BULMA: Remember when we used to do stuff? (Tauira: They don't do stuff?) You know, be out there with them? (Oracle: They fight?/ Thinner: God I hope not./ Shiva Samba: They don't./ Thinner: Right, you're here.) And help?
(They all agree. Fortuneteller Baba is seen working her crystal ball.)
OOLONG: And remember the Red Ribbon Army?
"The who?" Shakara asked, "What did they tell you about their adventures?" Paint asked, clearly confused as to how her sister didn't know about all this stuff, but the answer explained everything "Nothing!", "I see..." Paint responded, but actually thought "So much for having team work"
(They all remember)
MASTER ROSHI: And what about King Piccolo?
"Piccolo is a King?" Dreamiv asked and Lemus replied "His father maybe?"
(They all remember, with Bulma saying "Good times. Good times.")
BULMA: Whatever happened to Launch?
(silence)
MASTER ROSHI/Everyone: Who?
(scene cuts to a bar with a hungover Launch and a bartender with "The Singing Sea" from "Cowboy Bebop" playing)
LAUNCH: (sighs)
"Seriously, who?" Everyone repeated.
(scene cuts to the sky)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back at the plot...
VEGETA: (still getting carried off by Goku's Kamehameha) ...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! (Takama: Man, the lungs he's got.) (moves away from the blast and starts breathing heavily) Son of a bitch! This can't be happening! I'm the prince! I'm supposed to be the best by default! (continues to breathe heavily before smirking) I'll show that little bastard! I'll become the mighty Ōzaru and crush him into the- (tires to look for the moon) Where's the moon? (Oracle: Right, Piccolo.) (in distance) WHERE'S THE DAMN MOON?!
(cuts to a flashback of Piccolo staring at the moon)
PICCOLO: MOOOOOOOOOON! (Orcle: There it is./ Zettai: But it's different./ Hatsu: It's show business, don't question it.) (fires a ki blast that destroys the moon)
(cuts back to the present where Vegeta lands in front of Goku.)
GOKU: Huh?
"Yeah, I'd be confused too, he looks way too confident." Shakara admitted, "Can he transform with the sun too?" Shiva Samba asked.
VEGETA: Very clever, Kakarot! (Lemus: He has no idea of what actually happened./ Avaritia: That's a good thing, right?/ Lemus: It doesn't really matter at this point.) I'd taken you for a fool but it seems you're far more cunning than you let on! But destroying the moon won't stop me! We've learned to create artificial moons that supply the necessary pl-
GOKU: Question.
"Question, yes, how does it work?" Virus asked and Oracle ran an analysis on moonlight and responded "It seems that the sunlight that bounces from the moon generates some radiation, not too different from the moonlight generating the magic necessary for a Shujian to transform, this artificial moon might generate something similar to that.", Shakara and Nezumi were the most interested in tht "We should learn that." Nezumi suggested, "Absolutely." Shakara agreed.
VEGETA: What?
GOKU: Are they made of cheese?
"What did we expect?" Tauira asked, "I was expecting exactly that." Starrow admitted.
VEGETA: (short pause) I'm going to enjoy this far more than I should.
Starrow smirked and responded "That's two of us.", Avaritia sighed and told her "I'm really worried for you."
(Vegeta creates an artificial moon and shoots it into the sky)
VEGETA: Now watch, Kakarot, as your life becomes inconsequential, (camera slowly pans up Vegeta's body) as I reveal my giant monkey...
Hatsu facepalmed and said "That's quite the lenght to go for a penis joke."
(camera stops in front of Vegeta's crotch; scene cuts to a group of viewers gasping in fear over seeing Vegeta's crotch at a jumbotron)
VEGETA: ...form.
(camera moves quickly up to Vegeta's face; crowd watching the jumbotron sigh in relief)
PENIS GUY: Thank God, I thought he meant penis!
"And there it is!" Zettai cheered sarcastically
(Vegeta begins transforming into an Ōzaru)
GOKU: (thinking)He's getting huge. That means he'll only be stronger. That means he won't be as fast-(Ōzaru Vegeta punches a plateau Goku is standing on) Oh, God, he's still as fast! (Takama: Doesn't always work like that./ Anomaly: Take Nezumi for example./ Nezumi: Yeah! My full moon form-/ Anomaly: She moves so fast despite her backside being so big!/ Nezumi: I-... You're not wrong...) (dodges a punch and lands on the ground)He's too powerful! I have to come up with a plan! Wait, I know! (out loud) I just have to think like a monkey! (Nezumi: Not as effective as you think./ Everyone else: ...What?) (closes his eyes) Hmm... (hears screeching noises) Hey, it's working!
"I would agree, but that sounds like-" Thinner was saying, but got interrupted by
KING KAI: (telepathically)No, that's just Bubbles. Get off my back, Bubbles!
"It sounds like Bubbles." Thinner finished.
(a loud thud is heard off screen with Bubbles groaning in pain)
KING KAI: Goku, listen, the only way that you can beat him is if you use the Spirit Bomb!
Shakara deadpanned and said in the most sarcastic tone possible "Oh boy, can't wait to see the next self destruct-"
GOKU: (raises both hands into the sky) On it!
"-Technique?", "What is he doing?" Nightmare King asked, "That's an attack he used in the tournament against the strongest guy there was, but there's no way he can charge it now, with a GIANT MONKEY SIZED problem!" Shakara exclaimed, putting emphasis on the size part.
KING KAI: And whatever you do, make sure you're very well hidden!(Takama: Yeah he should! Why is he just standing there out in the open!?/ Lemus: He must think too highly of Vegeta's sportsmanship.) It's going to take a lot of time to gather up all that energy!
GOKU: (gets hit by Ōzaru Vegeta) Aaaaaaggggghhhh!
(crystal ball goes static)
"Well he's dead again." Paint commented.
PHONE OPERATOR: We're sorry. The number you are trying to reach has been disconnected. Please hang up and try again later. (Avaritia: Okay magic item that works like a cell phone.)
KING KAI: Huh.
Everyone just looked at the screen like 'he's fucked', "Next episode!" Hatsu exclaimed, quickly chaging to the next part.