Before the reactions starts, I would like to note that I've released a new story Nezumi: Moonfall, that focuses on the titular character, now that I've got that out of the way, onto the reaction.
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(scene opens up with Goku getting launched by Ōzaru Vegeta's attack)
ŌZARU VEGETA: What did I tell you, Kakarot? (Starrow: That you were going to transform./ Shakara: Yeah, he didn't say anything after that.) I'm ten times stronger in this form, while you are beaten and weary.
"He also was against Jiren, but that didn't stop him." Shakara commented, "Was he this crushed and broken?" Paint asked.
GOKU: (thinking)Man, this is worse than that time I was in high school,(Starrow: He went to school!?) and all the guys called me "Geeko", and I was Piccolo's slave, (Dreamiv: What is he talking about?) I couldn't get Chi-Chi to like me, (Shakara: She asked YOU to marry HER! I know this much./ Thinner: What's going on!?) and...(out loud) Oh wow, I hit that rock harder than I thought.
"That explains it." Nightmare King said, "That sounds like a bad remake actually." Hatsu commented, "How bad?" Tauira asked, "Shade." Hatsu simply stated.
ŌZARU VEGETA: Now, Kakarot, to finish this!
GOKU: (thinking) Oh man, what would Yamcha do?
(flashback to Yamcha exploding)
"Right, that was the last time we saw him." Shakara remembered, "Hopefully he gets better." Anomaly commented.
GOKU: (thinking)Um... um... What would Tien do?! (Oracle: Blast him to death./ Thinner: That is one of the few attacks he did.) (out loud) Wait, I know! (jumps in front of Ōzaru Vegeta)
ŌZARU VEGETA: Prepare to die, Kakarot!
"I'm surprised these two are friends now." Nezumi commented, "I don't believe you, they can't be friends, look at them here!" Zettai retorted, "I don't think they are friends, more rivals maybe?" Shakara corrected.
GOKU: Solar Flare! (blinds Ōzaru Vegeta and flies away)
"Hey Shiva, which came first? Light magic or this?" Starrow asked the Goddess who sighed and replied "Don't call me Shiva, and Light magic came first."
ŌZARU VEGETA: AAAAH! My eyes! Oh God, it's like walking in on Frieza in the shower! (Nezumi: Didn't they mention Frieza when they came to get us?/ Shakara: Yeah, I think they said: It's either getting two strangers or getting Frieza./ Avaritia: So their version of Shade.) Wait a minute, Frieza's always naked. AAAAAAGGGGHHH!
GOKU: Alright, that should buy me some time, now let's see. Planet, give me your energy- everything you can spare!
ŌZARU VEGETA: (in background) Kakarot, when I find you you're going to die! (Oracle: Is he?/ Thinner: Take wild guess.) And not any sort of good death! You're going to die horribly, terribly, I'm going to eat your... (continues to speak in the background)
GOKU: Oceans, forests, people of the planet, and all the animals that live alongside them! (starts glowing)
"Is it the same s in the tournament?" Paint asked Shakara, "I think it's toned down version." She replied.
ŌZARU VEGETA: (in background) I'm going to hammer you... (Dreamiv: Wow, he's still talking.) (continues to speak in the background)
GOKU: There, I think I have enough energy- but, maybe a little more wouldn't hurt...
(scene cuts to a large buck groaning and then collapses)
Silence filled the viewing room at that moment.
BABY DEER: Daddy? Daddy?
Tauira gasped and hugged Shakara's arm while Starrow tried to snap Avaritia out of her shocked state, "What the f*ck Goku!?" Lemus exclaimed, "Yeah! Why!?" Nightmare king agreed, "It's a parody, but come on! Seriously!?" Hatsu added to the complaints.
(scene cuts back to wastelands)
GOKU: (thinking)Alright, that should do it! (Anomaly: Could have gone with a little less!/ Nezumi: And it's just his hand!? In the tournament it looked like a sun!)All finished.
ŌZARU VEGETA: (regaining his eyesight) Finally, I can see again. Kakarot, I am going to KILL you!
GOKU: Now, take this! Energy from the entire world!(Ōzaru Vegeta fires a mouth blast at Goku)Well, if that don't beat all...(gets hit with the blast, losing the energy for the Spirit Bomb)(Virus: Piccolo would be mad./ Takama: I AM MAD! He killed an innocent creature for nothing!) AAAAAAAAH! (gets knocked into a plateau and onto the ground)
ŌZARU VEGETA: Hey, Kakarot, what's the opposite of Christopher Walken?
"Who even is that...?" Starrow asked while face palming, "Data not found." Oracle responded.
GOKU: Huh?
ŌZARU VEGETA: Christopher Reeves! (crushes Goku's legs)
"Urgh... The Walken thing makes sense now, but who in the world is Christopher Reeves!" Starrow lamented.
GOKU: (in agony) AAAAAAAOOWWW! That was in terrible taaaaaaste!
"At least you got it!" Starrow said.
ŌZARU VEGETA: Don't care; evil! (Shiva Samba: So evil people know they're evil?) Now, time to crush you like an Arlian.
Hearing this actually snapped Avaritia out of her daze and she immediatly yelled "Thank you for crushing them, but screw you for reminding me of them!"
GOKU: A... what?
ŌZARU VEGETA: Exactly, now die!
(Ōzaru Vegeta prepares to squash Goku with his finger, but Goku retaliates by blasting Ōzaru Vegeta's eye)
ŌZARU VEGETA: AAAUGH! Again with the f***ing eye! (Anomaly: I think he's going to become blind from that eye./ Virus: Unless he gets it healed.) God... dammit!
GOKU: Hah! Now to make my cunning escape.
"But... All your bones are broken... How-" Paint was saying, but got interrupted by the next scene.
(shows Goku dodging Ōzaru Vegeta's attacks before jumping into the air... (Takama: Okay, you two said that he was stubborn, but there's no way./ Nezumi: We wouldn't know./ Shakara: Yeah, we don't have bones.) which it turns out to be an imagination in Goku's head)
GOKU: Ah, that would be awesome.
"Yes, and they bothered showing it." Oracle added.
ŌZARU VEGETA: I've had enough of this. (grabs Goku) I'm going to crush the life out of you, you insolent little... (squeezes Goku)
GOKU: AAAAAAGGGH!
"Hey Nezumi, look! It's your favorite move!" Zettai exclaimed, "I don't do it that often..." Nezumi responded, "Tell that to my plating." Virus retorted.
(scene shifts to Gohan and Krillin flying away)
GOHAN: Krillin, are you sure my dad's going to be okay all on his own?
"What are the odds that they're talking about this whie said father is getting crushed?" Thinner asked, "one in a million." Oracle replied.
KRILLIN: Oh, come on, Gohan, you saw how much stronger your dad's become. (Nightmare King: They didn't account for Vegeta becoming a giant monkey though.) I'm sure he can take care of-
GOKU: (in distance) AAAAAAAAH!
KRILLIN: Ah, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter.
"Who in the what now!?" Everyone exclaimed.
(scene shifts back to Goku being crushed by Ōzaru Vegeta)
ŌZARU VEGETA: All right, Kakarot, let's hear those bones shatter! (crushes Goku harder, causing him to squeak) What the? (Anomaly-Zettai-Virus: Hey it's what Nezumi does when you squeeze her hard enough!/ Nezumi: Don't you dare!) (crushes Goku again, causing him to squeak again) My God, that's hilarious! (begins to repeatedly crush Goku, who squeaks while doing so) Hahahah! Muhahaha!
GOHAN: (arrives to help his father) Get your filthy hands off him, you damn dirty ape!
"Is that racist or accurate?" Tauira asked, "I have no idea, I didn't even know what racism was before we met those guys at Remnant." Shakara replied, "I don't think anyone did." Paint added.
ŌZARU VEGETA: Oh, very creative. And what exactly will you do if I don't?
GOHAN: I'll make you regret it! Law of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground! And with your size, you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!
(long pause)
GOKU & ŌZARU VEGETA: What?
"Yes what?" Shakara asked too, "Read a book damnit." Takama scolded her, "I don't know how to read and you know it." Shakara reminded.
GOHAN: The bigger they are, the harder they fall! (gets into a battle pose accompanied with a bwong sound)
GOKU: What?
(Ōzaru Vegeta crushes him again, making him squeak)
The squeak made Zettai ggiggle as she got behind Nezumi and squeezed her, making her squeak too, "Stop that!" Nezumi exclaimed.
GOKU: Argh! Stop that!
ŌZARU VEGETA: Listen, kid, you're real brave and all, but your dad's beaten and broken. (Thinner: On that note, what are Sayians made of? He didn't look that broken when he came to get Shakara and Nezumi.) And neither of you have the skill or energy...
KRILLIN: Kienzan! (fires a Destructo Disc at Ōzaru Vegeta's tail, who dodges the attack by jumping)
ŌZARU VEGETA: ...to take me on.
KRILLIN: (offscreen) Dammit!
"SHUT UP AND YOU'LL HIT SOMEONE!" Shakara, Takama and Lemus screamed, slightly scaring the others.
ŌZARU VEGETA: You're finished! All of your planet's greatest fighters—all of them—worthless in the presence of a Saiyan elite! (Starrow: Must have been traumatized for all this bravado to disappear./ Avaritia: What could traumatize this guy?) None of you can stop me! None of you! (tail gets cut off by Yajirobe)
"Who is this guy?" Tauira asked, "No clue, but he did something right!" Shakara cheered
YAJIROBE: Runningrunningrunningrunningrunning! (runs away)
(Ōzaru Vegeta drops Goku)
GOKU: (squeaks as he slams the ground)(Anomaly: Okay, I understand Nezumi, but why does he squeak?) Ow.
ŌZARU VEGETA: God... God dammiiiiii... (reverts back to his original form)
VEGETA: ...iiiiiit! (starts breathing heavily)
KRILLIN: He's back to normal! Gohan, we can do this! We can beat him! (Zettai: You guys where being used to wipe the floor when he was NOT a giant monkey!) WE HAVE A CHAN- (gets sent flying into a boulder)
(Krillin Owned Count: 9)
Hatsu sighed and resigned that the owned count joke was here to stay.
KRILLIN: (in pain) Oh God...
VEGETA: (to Gohan, who's whimpering in fear) You know, I thought I'd be angrier, what with the utter humiliation and loss of my tail, or maybe I'm just so unbelievably enraged that I have come full circle. (Shakara-Paint-Nezumi-Zettai: Join the club.) (punches Gohan in the stomach and throws him next to Goku) Oh well. Either way, it's time to put an end to this.
GOKU: (telepathically) G-Gohan, is that you?
GOHAN: (telepathically) Hey, daddy... I'm... really sorry.
GOKU: (telepathically) It's okay, Gohan... You tried your best... At least you got home to your mother and told her to-
GOHAN: (telepathically) Um, actually, I never went home... I came back to save you...
GOKU: (telepathically) Oh...
GOHAN: (telepathically) D-Daddy?
GOKU: (telepathically) Everyone makes mistakes, Gohan... (reaches out to Gohan's hand) But we have to be strong now, okay?
GOHAN: (telepathically) Daddy... (reaches out to Goku's hand)
"They're being a family..." Tauira cooed at the sight.
GOKU: (telepathically) Son... (gets kneed in the stomach by Vegeta)
"Too bad there's Vegeta." Nightmare King added with a frown.
(eyecatch animation from DragonBall Z plays)
(Goku is seen spitting out blood as Gohan screams in horror)
VEGETA: What now, Kakarot? (stomps on Goku's stomach) You damaged me! (begins kicking Goku repeatedly) You cut off my tail! You've insulted me beyond belief. But you still haven't taken my pride! (gets kicked by Gohan) Ow, my pride!
"F*ck your pride!" Zettai retorted, "Fair enough." Virus conceeded.
(Gohan and Vegeta begin exchanging blows in midair)
GOHAN: I'll teach you to hurt my daddy!
VEGETA: What are you going to do, huh?! You barely have any energy left! (Gohan elbows Vegeta in the eye)(Shiva Samba: Not a break! No chance! I don't even feel bad!) UAGH! (thinking while holding his right eye)Gah! My eye! Why is it always the god damn eye?!
"Because you stink... Eye" Starrow joked, "Starrow... SHUT THE FU- *Technical difficulties.*
After that mess, the viewing continued.
GOKU: K-Krillin, come here. I have something to give you. (Krillin limps over to Goku)
KRILLIN: Your last will and testament?
"I don't think he know how to write." Oracle commented.
GOKU: No, it's energy from the entire world. (Takama: So he still had some./ Lemus: And he's giving it to Krillin.) It's our last hope.
KRILLIN: And you're giving it to me?
Lemus faceplamed "Even Krillin doesn't trust Krillin!"
GOKU: I'm kinda out of options... (passes the remaining of the Spirit Bomb over to Krillin)
KRILLIN: Holy crap! So this is what being important feels like!
"First time in long time I guess."
(Vegeta is seen gaining the upper hand against Gohan, launching him onto the ground)
VEGETA: (while walking towards Gohan) Alright, Kakarot. Say goodbye to your son! (Paint: Pride before the fall.) (begins running towards Gohan)
KRILLIN: (thinking) Wow! Such power, from every living being on the planet. I can feel it all surging inside of me. Every man, woman, and child. This is Planet Earth's very essence! (out loud) BOO-YAH, MOTHERF**KER! (throws Spirit Bomb at Vegeta)
"AGAIN! STOP. YELLING. IT!" The screams returned.
VEGETA: (stops running and notices the Spirit Bomb) Wh-what the hell is-?
KRILLIN: ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL! (Vegeta dodges the Spirit Bomb by jumping) Gyaaaah! God dammit! (Tauira: I don't pity him, he was asking for it.) (continues pouting in background)
(Spirit Bomb is seen flying at Gohan)
GOKU: (telepathically) Gohan, listen, you have to bounce it back at Vegeta.
GOHAN: (telepathically) But, are you sure? I don't think energy works like that.
GOKU: (telepathically) Don't worry, Gohan, you can do it. You're a good guy.
"I'm sure there's a catch." Dreamiv commented
GOHAN: (telepathically) Oh, okay, if you believe in me then I'll-
GOKU: (telepathically) Or it'll kill you.
"There it is."
GOHAN: (telepathically) What?! (puts his hands out, making a spring sound effect from Sonic the Hedgehog, bouncing the Spirit Bomb back at Vegeta)
"Maybe..." Takama whispered.
VEGETA: There's nothing left now- your last hope and you missed. You're all defeated and there isn't a damn thing you can- (thinking) What smells like deer? (Everyone: Too soon!) (notices the Spirit Bomb but gets hit at point-blank) WAAAAAH! (gets blasted into the sky with the Spirit Bomb) CURSE MY HUBRIS!
"Talk about getting to know one's self." Lemus commented.
KRILLIN: (jumps into the sky) Yahoo! (rushes towards Goku) Goku, we did it! We won! We beat him with the Spirit Bomb!
GOKU: (telepathically) Way to go, you guys. (Gohan starts laughing)
KRILLIN: All right, Goku. Let's get you and Gohan home. It's been tough, but now, we'll never have to see that rotten Saiyan ever again. (Vegeta lands next to Goku and Krillin) (Avaritia: He's just asking for it.) Alive again. We'll never have to see him alive again, that's what I meant. (approaches Vegeta's motionless body) But at least it's finally over.
YAJIROBE: You gonna eat that Saiyan?
KRILLIN-Everyone expect Shakara and Nezumi: Wha-
YAJIROBE: Dibs!
"I'd be more grossed out if I wasn't married to Shakara." Tauira admitted, "I don't know if I should feel offended..." Shakara responded.
KRILLIN: Rrright. Anyway, it seems the Spirit Bomb's done the trick. And with that, we can all go home and live in peace and-
VEGETA: (wakes up) HUAAAAAAAH!
"Keep jinxing it Krillin." Avaritia told him as if he could hear.
KRILLIN: WAAAAAAHH!
GOHAN: AAAAAAAHH!
YAJIROBE: UAAAAAHHH!
KRILLIN: WAAAAAHH!
VEGETA: AAAAAAH!
GOHAN: AAAAAAAH!
YAJIROBE: UAAAAHHH!
(everyone continues yelling in the background)
GOKU: What's going on, guys? We won, right?
"He's so out of the loop..." Lemus commented, "Well... Next part." Hatsu said before changing episode.