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(scene opens up with Vegeta recovering from the Spirit Bomb)

"Who do you think he's going to take revenge towards first?" Starrow asked, "Krillin." Was the answer from everyone.

VEGETA: You know, at a time like this I really only have one thing to say to you... BITCH SLAP!

KRILLIN: OH SNAP!

(Vegeta slaps Krillin, knocking him down and whining in pain)

(Krillin Owned Count: 10)

"With a count up to boot." Takama added.

VEGETA: (walks up to the remaining Z-Fighters) And as for the rest of you... I'm going to end this, with a Big Bang... kind of attack.

"Oracle, note that." Shakara told the war machine, "Why?" Oracle asked, "Just do it."

(Vegeta begins gathering up energy)

GOKU: Oh, this isn't going to end well... (closes his eyes)

"The only way this could end well is by some sort of curse that Vegeta has." Lemus commented, "That, or he overestimates himself too much" Paint suggested.

(Vegeta screams and unleashes an explosive attack, causing Krillin, Goku and Gohan, who gets knocked away, to scream)

VEGETA: (breathes heavily and notices that everyone's still alive) Oh, you have got to be kidding me! (Dreamiv: I'm sorry, what's wrong now?) They're still alive?! (Avaritia: Of course they are, unmoving and and bleeding, very much alive.) Oh to hell with it... (begins floating and lands next to Gohan, with an arrow pointing to his tail)

"Oh it grew back!" Anomaly noted, "It grew back?" Thinner asked instead, "Mine does" Shakara informed, "Yours does, but is Gohan's supposed to?" Thinner asked, "No idea." Shakara replied

VEGETA: (thinking)I may not have enough energy to kill you all at once, (Tauira: Wait, is the moon thing still in the sky?/ Nezumi: Vegeta is screwed.) (begins walking towards Gohan) but I can still kill all of you without any troub-

(Yajirobe comes out of nowhere and slashes Vegeta's armor with his katana)

"I think that made him mad." Virus said, "What made you guess that?" Zettai asked.

VEGETA: You... You cut through my armor! This was a gift from my father!

"Yes that would make me mad too." Tauira admitted.

YAJIROBE: I'm sorry, I'm sure your father was a great man!

"Kiss a-" Zettai was about to say, but...

VEGETA: I hated my father!

"Why are you mad then!?" Everyone exclaimed

YAJIROBE: Well then, I'm sure your father was a total prick.

VEGETA: (punches Yajirobe in the face) How dare you talk about my father like that!

"Do you hate him or not!?" Everyone exclaimed again.

(Yajirobe gets sent flying into a pile of rocks)

VEGETA: (while beating up Yajirobe) Finally, I can just sit back and enjoy myself. No cares in the world! (Gohan is seen staring at Vegeta's artificial moon)(Starrow: Okay, he is screwed.) I can beat these worthless cretins all day long and I- (stops attacking Yajirobe) I think I'm forgetting something...

"So he did notice Gohan's tail" Shiva Samba said, "And he did nothing to stop it." Takama added, "I'm not even mad, just disappointed." Lemus admitted.

(Gohan begins his transformation into an Ōzaru)

VEGETA: Oh dammit, the kid- that's right! (in his thoughts)Oh wait, I'll just become the mighty Ōzaru and... (Oracle: So the tail isn't needed?/ Thinner: I think he's just stupid.) Wait, I don't have my tail!(out loud to Yajirobe) This fat bastard cut it off!

"You know, I'm surprised Vegeta isn't screaming by now." Tauira commended.

YAJIROBE: Haha- (gets hit) Ungh!

VEGETA: (begins attacking Gohan to stop his transformation)(Shakara: He's trying./ Takama: Yes, but it isn't enough./ Shakara: Who said it was?) No, no, stop it! Stop it, damn you! WHY?! WHY WON'T YOU PEOPLE JUST DIIIE?! (Hatsu: Because otherwise we wouldn't have a series!) (Gohan fully transforms into an Ōzaru)

KRILLIN: (noticing Gohan as an Ōzaru) Yay! (Paint: Why is he happy./ Dreamiv: He didn't see Gohan's first transformation./ Paint: Biut he should have seen Goku's./ Thinner: Then he's delusional.) Gohan's transformed! He's gonna save us all!

"You mean REALLY delusional." Dreamiv corrected his brother in law.

(Ōzaru Gohan roars and smashes rocks)

KRILLIN: (covering his head) Oh no! Gohan's transformed! He's gonna kill us all!

"Slightly better." Thinner said.

(Ōzaru Gohan roars and grabs a huge rock)

GOKU: (telepathically) Gohan? (Avaritia: Right, he can do that.) This is Daddy... I know you're angry right now, but you have to focus your anger. Re-Remember Icarus?

(shows a flashback of Icarus getting blasted. Ōzaru Gohan is angry)

"Why would you make him madder!?" Nightmare King lamented.

GOKU: (to Vegeta) He did it!

Cue laughter from everyone in the room.

(Ōzaru Gohan roars in anger)

VEGETA: Oh, that's bulls***! (Nezumi; To be fair! They have been dealing with YOUR bull**** ever since the fight began!) (dodges Ōzaru Gohan's attack) I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this godforsaken planet! (Tauira: What about his partner?/ Hatsu: Not worth mentioning?) (Looks at camera) Not for a lack of trying, mind you.

(Ōzaru Gohan continues to attack Vegeta)

VEGETA: (to Yajirobe) Hey fatass, wanna take off this one's tail too?

"He probably could have if you didn't beat him to the ground." Virus commented.

(cuts to Yajirobe groaning in pain)

VEGETA: FINE! I'll DO IT MYSELF, THEN! (fires a Destructo Disk at Gohan's tail, cutting it off) Haha! I did it! I'm the best, around! (Zettai: You're the biggest moron around!)(Ōzaru Gohan begins shrinking in front of Vegeta) No one's ever going to keep me down... (notices Ōzaru Gohan falling right above him) No... (Ōzaru Gohan falls on top of him) NOOOOO!

"I think he still didn't realize he was about to get crushed until it happened." Shakara commented, "From what I saw in the tournament, that is a fair guess." Shiva Samba agreed.

(Vegeta gets crushes by Ōzaru Gohan, cuts to Vegeta badly injured with Gohan, naked and unconscious, lying on top of him)

VEGETA: (thinking)Crushed and broken beneath an unconscious naked child...(Anomaly: There is his cue./ Oracle: No, there were other cues, this is just the first he aknowledged.) (takes out a small remote control device to call his space pod) Yep, I think I'm done here...

(cuts to the ruins of East City where a number of radiation-suited investigators are gathered around Vegeta and Nappa's space pods)

KIRK: So Mr. Spock, what do you make, of this... ship?

"It doesn't look like a ship, it looks like sh*t" Zettai commented, "I don't see how anyone could call that a ship, no way." Virus added.

SPOCK: Well sir, I would have to find it highly illogical to refer to this as a "ship"; (Virus: We're not the only ones who think that!) the spherical design incorporates no propulsion system. It looks more like an orbiting vessel, or a satell- (Vegeta's space pod becomes active and flies away) Aaah!

KIRK: Suck it, Spock!

(cuts back to the battlefield with Vegeta's space pod landing in front of him)

VEGETA: (thinking while flipping himself over) Alright, I'm just gonna get in my ship... (starts crawling to his pod) I'm gonna fly back to Frieza Station... (Tauira: Wait... Frieza?/ Shakara: I think I heard them talking about a Frieza, they said, we either get some complete stranger or we get Frieza.) And I'm gonna sleep this off like a baaad hangover...

KRILLIN: (appears next to Vegeta holding Yajirobe's katana) You're not going anywhere! You think you can kill all of our friends and threaten our lives and just leave?

VEGETA: Would you be surprised if I said "yes"?

"Seeing Goku, that makes sense." Oracle commented.

KRILLIN: I'm going to end this, and YOU, RIGHT NOW! NOW DIE!

(Krillin prepares to kill Vegeta with Yajirobe's katana, but stops short)

GOKU: Krillin, wait! Vegeta, are you sorry?

Everyone was in silence because the only thing that they would say was 'What the f*ck is wrong with you!?'

VEGETA: Wh-What?

GOKU: If you say you're sorry Vegeta, then you can leave.

VEGETA: You can't be serious...

KRILLIN: What are you talking about Goku? He killed all of our friends!

GOKU: But Krillin, if he's sorry—truly sorry—then there's nothing we can do.

VEGETA: I'm sorry. Yep, totally sorry. (Starrow: I... Why? Just- Why?) I just feel terrible.

GOKU: Let him go, Krillin.

"You know... I kind of had the impression that Goku was dumber than he let on, but this just confirms it." Paint admitted.

KRILLIN: But-But Goku...

VEGETA: (now inside his space pod) Yes, I am very, very, very sorry... (space pod closes) That you're all still alive! (Virus: Wonder if we'll see him again./ Hatsu; Of course we will, this is the most 'starting to redeem a bad guy' I have ever seen.) (blasts off into space) SUCKERS! (starts laughing from inside his pod) Ah, it hurts to laugh!

NARRATOR: And so our heroes looked towards the sky, their battle finally over and victory on their side. Many lives were lost, many lessons were learned, and I made out with a cool one hundred thou!

(cuts to King Kai's planet)

KING KAI: You cheating son of a-

"Wow, if we actually had made a bet, we would have lost." Lemus realized, "How so?" Takama asked, "Everyone was probably going to bet on Goku, but technically, he lost to Vegeta!" Lemus explained, making everyone realize that fact.

NARRATOR: Can't hear you, don't care! Now where was I... (cuts back to Earth) how will our heroes bring back their fallen compatriots? What new dangers will present themselves? Has anyone really not seen this show already? Find out in the next season of DragonBall Z Abridged!

(scene cuts to Vegeta's space pod flying through outer space)

VEGETA: (thinking) They've broken my body... I failed in my mission to find the Dragon Balls... I even lost my tail... but at least... it can't get any worse from here...

?: Vegeta... (Avaritia: Wait, is this...) Vegeeeeetaaaaa...

"Ooooh no..." The other parents in the room lamented.

VEGETA: Wh-What?

NAPPA: (appears as a ghost) I'm haunting you.

(Vegeta's space pod is seen flying off into the distance)

VEGETA-The parents: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(credits roll with Ghost Nappa's theme song, a parody of the Ghostbusters theme song, playing in the background)

Vegegeta-geta gegegegegeta

Vegegeta-geta GHOST NAPPA! Yeeeah!

If there's something strange, in your neighborhood.

Guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!

Is it something weird? And it don't look good.

Guess who it is? GHOST NAPPA!

Yo, Vegeta-geta-geta-geta-getageta

Geta-geta-geta-you know you love me as a ghost-geta

Geta-geta-geta-geta-getageta

Geta-geta-geta-geta-WHOOOOO!

"So that was season one!" Hatsu exclaimed, "Absurdity beyond belief." Everyone collectively agreed, "Yeah, but it was fun, now we just need to begin the second season... After the next... Three movies..." Hatsu whispered, "Three what!?" Everyone exclaimed, "Let's go!" Hatsu exclaimed in return.