"So change of plans, apparently there's an episode that sums up everything we've seen so far, so before the movies we'll see this quickly." Hatsu informed, "Come on, how quick can it be?" Lemus asked.
[DISCLAIMER]
VEGETA: This is a parody! Official release! (Lemus: I see!) Support Akira Toriyama!
(cut to a Saiyan space pod crashing down on Earth, with Raditz landing in front of the crater)
FARMER WITH SHOTGUN: You're an alien!
"He's an alien." Starro said.
RADITZ: I'm an alien.
PICCOLO: Am I an alien?
"How would you know?" Paint asked, "I don't think he does." Shakara replied.
RADITZ: Probably. Where's my brother?
"Right, he has one of those." Dreamiv remembered.
PICCOLO: I dunno.
RADITZ: Then you're useless to me! (Starrow: he'll kill you dumb*ss!) (flies off)
[KAI OPENING SEQUENCE]
GOKU: Dragon Soul!
(cut to Goku and Gohan at Kame House)
GOKU: I have a kid.
"Surprisingly" Anomaly added.
GOHAN: I'm socially awkward.
"And the stronger, but it doesn't matter right now." Takama said.
KRILLIN: He's adorable. (gets blasted through a wall by Raditz. The Krillin Owned Count rapidly rises before exploding.)
"True." Avaritia commented.
RADITZ: I'm here for my brother.
GOKU: Am I your brother?
RADITZ: Yes.
"Shocker!" everyone exclaimed.
(shows everyone's shocked faces along with a picture of M. Night Shyamalan)
RADITZ: (is seen holding Gohan) I'm taking your son.
GOKU: No, you're not! (Tauira: Not a suggestion) (gets kneed in the stomach by Raditz, who then flies off) Ahhh! He took my son!
"You're all idiots!" Zettai exclaimed.
PICCOLO: I'm here to help you.
GOKU: Aren't we enemies?
"Are they?" Thinner asked.
PICCOLO: Nobody watched DragonBall. (Hatsu: There's your answer.) Let's go! (he and Goku fly off)
GOKU: Are you a Yoshi?
PICCOLO: Hells yeah!
(cut to Goku and Piccolo about to face off against Raditz)
GOKU: Give me back my son. (Raditz unzips his fly) Gross.
"I still can't see it though." Nezumi commented.
PHIL SEBBEN: Ha-ha! (Raditz beats up Goku and Piccolo and then gets headbutted by Gohan and put in Full Nelson by Goku)
GOKU: Piccolo, get him!
"Too much charge time!" Anomaly lamented.
PICCOLO: Makansapalapaka! (Takama-Shakara-Lemus: Get it right!) (hits Goku and Raditz with the Special Beam Cannon)
VIDEO GAME ANNOUNCER: Double kill! (Goku and Raditz fall to the ground)
GOKU: And now I am the dead. Bleh. (dies)
"Alleluja!" Starrow cheered.
KRILLIN: Oh, no, Goku's dead!
VEGETA: (speaking through Raditz's scouter) Hey Nappa, let's go to Earth.
NAPPA: (speaking through Raditz's scouter) Ballin'.
KRILLIN: Oh, no, more Saiyans!
"They're fucked." Nezumi said, "Yes" Virus confirmed.
PICCOLO: I'm taking Gohan. (Shakara: And there's nothing they can do about it.) (takes Gohan and flies away)
(cut to Mr. Popo on Kami's Lookout along with Krillin, Yamcha, Tien holding Chiaotzu, and Yajirobe)
MR. POPO: Hi, maggots. I'm training you. (Avaritia: Oh no!) I'm terrifying and a potential rapist. But I'll never say it flat-out. (short pause) BAH!
KRILLIN: Ahhhh!
"Coward" Nightmare King commented.
(cut to Piccolo training Gohan)
PICCOLO: Dodge! (Takama: Train him better damnit!) (kicks Gohan)
GOHAN: Ahhh!
(cut to King Kai's planet)
BOJACK: (from inside the planet) Yarr!
GOKU: Who are you?
"I'm God!" Shiva Samba exclaimed.
KING KAI: I'm King Kai you now know the Kaio-Ken and the Spirit Bomb. F**k off. Shut up, Bojack.
(cut to Piccolo and Gohan on Earth)
PICCOLO: Twelve months have passed, let's go fight Saiyans.
"F*ckin time skip." Hatsu lamented.
KRILLIN: Oh, God, it's the Saiyans!
VEGETA: Hi.
KRILLIN: Yamcha's here. (Paint: Why!?) (Yamcha gets blown up by a Saibaman)
KRILLIN: Yamcha's dead!
"Exactly!"
VEGETA: Nappa, get'em.
NAPPA: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.
"Fair enough." Shiva Samba said.
KRILLIN: Tien, get'em!
TIEN: I am the only serious character in this show, that's the joke.
"And that's all he is." Virus stated.
(Chiaotzu, Tien, and Piccolo die)
KRILLIN: Oh, God, everyone's dead.
"Teaches them to train under a psycho." Avaritia smirked.
NAPPA: Hilariously derailing one-liner.
"He does that." Zettai relented.
GOKU: Goku's here!
KRILLIN: Goku's here!
"He's hungry!" Tauira noted.
VEGETA: (crushes his scouter) It's over nine thousaaaaaaaaaaa...
NAPPA: (screaming with Vegeta) Aaaaaaaaaa...
VEGETA: ...aaaaaaaaa...
NAPPA: ...aaaaaaaaa...
VEGETA: ...aaaaaaaa...
NAPPA: ...aaaaaaaa...
VEGETA: ...aaaaaaa...
NAPPA: ...aaaaaaa...
VEGETA: ...aaaaaa...
NAPPA: ...aaaaaa...
VEGETA: ...aaaaa...
NAPPA:: ...aaaaa...
VEGETA: ...aaaa-
(Vegeta kills Nappa)
"Thank you!" Everyone exclaimed.
NAPPA: Vegeta why?!
VEGETA: Because I'm a monkey.
(Vegeta transforms into an Ōzaru)
"Will it matter after this?" Shakara asked, "Probably not." Hatsu replied.
GOKU: Kaio-Ken!
"Useless!" Lemus scolded.
VEGETA: Kaio-what? Ahh!
(Vegeta gets tail cut off by Yajirobe and turns back to normal)
VEGETA: Oh, no, I'm not a monkey! (Virus: Genius!) Oh, no, the kid's a monkey! (Oracle: How observant.) (notices Gohan as an Ōzaru) Destructo Disc! (throws Destructo Disc at Ōzaru Gohan's tail)
KRILLIN: The F*CK?
"Mad that it doens't work only when you use it?" Nightmare King asked.
(Destructo Disc cuts off Ōzaru Gohan's tail)
VEGETA: Yay! (Ōzaru falls on top of Vegeta) No! (gets crushed by Ōzaru Gohan) Leaving now.
"You probably should." Thinner agreed.
(Vegeta leaves in his space pod)
GOKU: And we'll never see him again.
"Hah!" Hatsu chuckled.
VEGETA: (thinking) They'll see me next episode.
GHOST NAPPA: And I'm a ghost, or am I?
"Yes. You are." Nezumi confirmed
[KAI ENDING SEQUENCE]
GOKU: Dragon Soul!
(cut to Yami from Yu-Gi-Oh!: The Abridged Series in front of a computer with the DragonBall Z Kai Abridged logo on the monitor)
YAMI: This has how many subscribers?
"Too many" Everyone agreed on that.
Then everyone snapped out of this weird spped trance thing, "What just happened?" Shakara asked, "I don't know, it's as if when Hatsu started the episode we just wanted to be quick along with it..." Paint summarized, "Weird... Anyways... Movies start! I... Guess?" Hatsu said.