"So weird a*s dream aside, let's move on to the movie." Hatsu suggested, "Wait, movie?" Jo'on asked, "They made movies of this?" She questioned further, "This one IS a parody." Shion reminded, "What? The original has movies?" Jo'on asked, to which Oracle did a quick scan and replied "24 animated releases.", "Wow!" Jo'on exclaimed.
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(cut over to the icy mountains with a gigantic pillar of light being shown, which causes snow to tumble down as it reveals that the blast came from Piccolo)
PICCOLO: (shivering due to being out in the cold) G-good. Progress on my...ice castle is underway. (Paint: Reminds me of Nezumi when she steps in a cold bath.../ Nezumi: I would respond to that... If it wasn't true...) I'll have to...install central heating. Body is n-ninety percent water... And this CLOAK DOES NOTHING!
"Ninety percent water?" Virus repeated, "He should be leaving!" Anomaly exclaimed, "Bold of you to assume he's smart enough to do that." Lemus criticized.
OOLONG: Well, maybe you should have have packed more.
(cut over to Oolong and Gohan somewhere else in the icy mountains)
"Wait..." Thinner blurted out, "Seamless transition." Hatsu complimented.
GOHAN: Y-you never said we were going to the Tsurumai-Tsuburi Mountains... Literally the coldest place on Earth... (Nightmare King: You'd think that would be a main thing to tell.) You just told me, "Hey, Gohan! I stole-"
OOLONG: "Found."
"Yeah! Just like Jo'on found most of the jewelry she wears." Shion commented, "I'm sorry?" Shakara asked, "Nothing!" Jo'on replied while glaring at her sister.
GOHAN: "-found the Dragon Radar. Wanna go make a wish?"
Dreamiv ears perked up, "But didn't they use them to revive Goku? And they found them in a few seconds?" He pointed out, "Uhhh... Plot..." Hatsu responded.
OOLONG: How about a little less whining and a little more climbing? They just found the sixth ball! (Avaritia: Okay, but why does he need them?) (shows six DragonBalls beeping on the radar)
GOHAN: It kind of seems wrong that we're planning on stealing a wish... Which reminds me. What are you planning to wish for?
OOLONG: (envisions himself leading a Communist-like pig group) Justice.
Everyone's eyes were wide open seeing this, Takama even leaned on over Shakara's shoulder and asked "Would Fardie approve of this?" and Shakara replied "Absolutely not, she's for gratuitous violence, but she also like pork."
GOHAN: What?
"Please notice the red flags..." Zettai begged.
OOLONG: Panties. (Virus: But he already has a pair!/ Zetta: And wished from the same dragon! See the bulls*it please!) Gonna wish for panties.
GOHAN: Oh, Oolong, you're incorrigible!
"For f*cks sake!" Zettai cursed, "Don't worry! It never happened!" Shakara reassured and everyone looked at her, "Are you sure?" Thinner asked, "Yes! ...Maybe I should go check in with Fardie..." Shakara muttered making everyone sweatdrop.
OOLONG: Yeah, yeah, just get the lead out before they find the seventh- (the Dragon Radar alerts him that the seventh ball has been collected) Oh, oink me in the alps.
"What me in the what?" Tauira butchered, "I think it's a modification of something else." Oracle informed.
(shows all seven DragonBalls on the snow and glowing)
KOCHIN: Rise, Eternal Dragon! (Shion: That easy?/ Takama: No he had to say something this time./ Shion: So you don't need to call the dragon!?) Did I do it right? (Lemus: The right question is how does he not know what to do when he knows about the dragon balls?) I hope I did it right. (there is a burst of energy and all seven DrgonBalls fall off of the cliff) Aw, shit! Oh, shit! Oh, shit! Oh shit! Is that bad? Can they break?!
"...There's... A lot we don't know about the dragon balls..." Virus noted, "Yeah, they haaven't really explained anything substantial about them..." Starrow noticed too.
(there's another burst of energy and Shenron appears)
SHENRON: *sighs* Okay, what do you assholes want this ti- (sees Kochin) Oh. OH! (Jo'on: *Laughing hysterically* Has- has he only ever been summoned by Goku and companihIHIH! *Starts laughing again./ Avaritia: *Tries not to giggle.* T-that's what i-it looks like-pfff.) Hmm... I am the Eternal Dragon. State your wish and I shall grant it.
KOCHIN: I have scoured the planet for you for the last fifty years. With you lies my only hope... Eternal Dragon, I beseech you, with your bountiful, mystic power... Could you please melt the ice off my front door?
The ones that weren't laughing before are laughing now, this was such a pathetic exchange.
SHENRON: E-excuse me?
KOCHIN: Look, I left to get groceries fifty years ago. (Nezumi: Went to buy some ice!? *Laughs.*) Bit of a trek to civilization. Came back, the entire lair was iced over. Went back, got some salt. (Oracle: Sal- *Wheezes.* Salt makes ice colder!) Pretty evidential real quick that that wasn't going to work. Tried fire, melted it. That just made more ice-try and figure that out. (Virus: Of course! It's a tundra! The water's going to freeze again!) Then I tried, uh... I'm sorry, is this a little unorthodox?
SHENRON: Just a little, yes.
KOCHIN: I'm sorry, I'm not really used to the whole 'magical dragon' thing. I'm an engineer by trade.
The laughter finally died down with some even wiping tear from their eyes, "As an engineer- Eh- You should probably know physics better than this." Zettai commented.
SHENRON: Hey, look, it's fine. But, how 'bout-just throwing it out there-I give YOU the power to melt the ice!
"Yeah, there's a good wish." Starrow agreed.
KOCHIN: But that's what I have YOU for...
"That is also true..." Starrow went back on her tracks.
SHENRON: Yes, I know, but I'm trying to-
KOCHIN: Don't you go pawning this off on me!
"Then again Shenron is trying to help him..." Starrow rationalized, "Don't think about it too hard." Avaritia suggested.
SHENRON: I'm not, but if it happens AGAIN, then... (Anomaly: It WILL happen again.) You know, fine. Whatever. (eyes glow red and then proceeds to melt the ice)
KOCHIN: Oh, wow! That was fast!
SHENRON: Yeah, well, I just put a massive hole in your ozone layer. (Anomaly: Oh... I guess it's not happening again.../ Jo'on: Tell that to the Bahamas./ Anomaly: The what?/ Jo'on: Right, this is still another world...) What, took you fifty years to find me? Good luck figuring out how long it takes THAT to fix! Shenron, out.
(Shenron disappears and the seven DragonBalls fly up in the sky and scatters)
OOLONG: No! My Schwein-Staffel!
"Oracle" Shakara requested, "Pig relay." Oracle translated, "Piss off swine." Lemus ordered.
KOCHIN: Finally! Now, to reunite with my master, and... Oh, crap. Did I leave my keys at Slump's?
Takama facepalmed "What a screw up!" She exclaimed with a smile
(shows a silhouetted figure of Goku preparing to use the Spirit Bomb by lifting both hands in the sky as it shows a brain in the background as well as the text that reads 'The World's Strongest')
"The world's strongest is a brain?" Lemus asked, "I hope not..." Shakara replied.
(cut to Gohan and Oolong investigating the newly-uncovered lab)
OOLONG: All right, what the hell is this and why did my wish get wasted on it?
"Is he still on about that...?" Tauira wondered.
GOHAN: It looks like an...evil lair!
OOLONG: Oh, no... Nope, uh-uh, no way! I know how this goes! (Zettai: With him having to pick up the pieces of his butt on the way out?) (leaps off Gohan and tries to run off) You can't make me- (gets stopped in his tracks by a blue warrior) Damn it all!
"Not really a choice is it?" Nightmare King mused.
GOHAN: Don't worry, Oolong! I'll save you-
(three more blue warriors appear and proceed to ambush Gohan)
"Good job Gohan!" Paint exclaimed, "Wait are those Saibamen?" Nezumi noticed.
OOLONG: Get 'em, Gohan!
"I don't think he needs support... At least moral support." Lemus criticized.
(Gohan continues to be beaten up until Piccolo grabs one of the blue warrior's hands)
PICCOLO: (is blue-skinned from head to toe) Hey, Gohan. C-c-c-cold enough for ya?
"Look who's talking... Frosty." Starrow joked, "One more. And I'll sew your lips shut!" Avaritia warned.
GOHAN: Mr...Piccolo?
PICCOLO: Did we miss some Saibamen?
"Yes! They do look like them!" Nezumi repeated, "Now that i see them more clearly, I'm pretty sure that they did miss some." Anomaly agreed.
BIOMAN: We are Biomen.
"Nevermind" Anomaly corrected themselves.
PICCOLO: I feel like we missed some Saibamen.
"I'm certain of that too." Nezumi said.
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo...
PICCOLO: J-just watch out for the explodey ones. Don't wanna pull a-
YAMCHA: Hey, guys! I was in the middle of training, and I saw what went down- (a Bioman grabs him and starts glowing) WHY?! (Bioman explodes off-screen)
"I could see that coming from a mile away." Hatsu commented, "Now I'm fifty percent sure these aren't just Saibamen." Anomaly said, "Or they have a great sense of irony." Shion suggested.
PICCOLO: That. (Dreamiv: Yamcha might just be the joke./ Oracle: I think you mean-/ Dreamiv: I know what I said, he's a joke.) Don't wanna pull a that. (shows Yamcha on the ground groaning in pain...and defeat) So...wanna help me build my ice castl- (begins to scream as he's blasted from underground)
"Yes, that's what I expected to happen." Takama stated, "You really like to troll people don't you?" Shion asked, "Oh no, she's not even beginning to troll." Shakara corrected.
GOHAN: Mr... (Piccolo continues screaming) Piccolo... (passes out as he and Oolong fall through the ice) (later regains consciousness inside a cave) Mr. Piccolo? Oolong! I think Mr. Piccolo's in trouble!
OOLONG: Oh, no. I'm fine, Gohan. Thanks for asking.
"No one really cares." Zettai explained.
GOHAN: Yeah, well, sorry, but he was screaming pretty loud, and-
OOLONG: When's the last time you saw a fight where someone didn't scream? (Lemus: Do any of us scream?/ Avaritia: No... Not that I can think of...) Now. We are going to go home, and you are not going to tell your mother about this little outing.
Everyone's eyes just turned a bit at the mention of Chi-chi, all except for Jo'on and Shion, "What?" Jo'on asked, "Why are you guys looking away?" Shion added.
GOHAN: But I-
OOLONG: DO NOT TELL YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS!
GOHAN: Okay! Fine. Why do I feel like I'm going to hear that for the rest of my life?
OOLONG-Everyone: Because you are.
(cut to Goku's house)
CHI-CHI: You're seriously not going to talk to him?
"I think Goku is the last person who should be tasked with the upkeep of his child's sanity." Paint commented, "You say that, but almost all of us here have something that makes us mentally ill." Dreamiv reminded his wife, "That should raise even more flags." Paint rebutted.
GOKU: Why? He came back safe and sound.
(inside, Goku is doing push-ups with his thumb and Chi-Chi is cooking)
CHI-CHI: He was gone for three days, and refuses to tell us where he went or what he did.
GOKU: Oh, come on, Chi-Chi. I lived in the woods for eight years all by myself.
"Me too!" Shakara and Tauira exclaim at the same time and it nade Shion and Jo'on think "That explains everything."
CHI-CHI: That's why you're not his role model.
GOKU: 'Course not. Piccolo is.
"At least he knows." Thinner stated.
(shift to inside Gohan's room, who's doing his homework)
CHI-CHI: And THAT is a conversation we desperately need to have.
GOHAN: (sighs and sits back on his chair and remembers seeing Piccolo back at the Tsurumai-Tsuburi Mountains along with an explosion with Yamcha screaming) I sure hope Mr. Piccolo's doing alright.
"Aww... He cares for his friend." Shiva Samba cooed, "The same friend who beats him all the time." Zettai reminded, "Right..." Shiva Samba frowned.
(shifts to a wierd dream with Gohan walking on a planet with Piccolo on the peak of a mountain)
"...I think that apple might have left some permanent damage." Virus deduced, "What apple?" Jo'on asked, "Drug apple." Virus clarified, "Jesus..." Jo'on muttered.
PICCOLO: Gohan! Gohan! I'm trying to reach you telepathically! (Anomaly: I almost forgot they can do that./ Nightmare King: Me too, they didn't do it at all in the Bardock special.) (shows Gohan flying with two animals and a book with Chi-Chi creeping in the background) God, Gohan, they've captured me! (Virus: Is Gohan smart enough to realize what's happening?/ Zettai: Considering who the father is, no.) (shows a brief shot of Piccolo and then shifts back to Gohan walking on a red planet behind Piccolo, who's also walking) Gohan! They're torturing me! They're forcing things into my brain, Gohan! Gohan! My veins! (shows Gohan alone in a sunset area) GOHAN!
Shion covered Jo'on's ears during that part "Why are you covering my ears?" Jo'on asked, "Because that! That was disturbing!" Shion summed up, "It's moments like this where I thank not having an actual brain." Shakara stated, "Likewise." Tauira, Nezumi, Anomaly, Paint and Thinner said.
CHI-CHI: Gohan!
PICCOLO: MY VEINS!
CHI-CHI: Gohan! (back to reality where Gohan wakes up) Gohan, what is going on with you?
"He's on drugs." Dreamiv stated.
GOHAN: I... I was dreaming.
"If that was a dream I'd rather carve my eyes out." Dreamiv solemnly said.
CHI-CHI: Well, have you finished your homework?
GOHAN: Oh, Mom! I'm never finished.
"I see why you guys were worried." Jo'on said in understanding.
CHI-CHI: That is the correct answer. (begins to leave the room but stops) Gohan, you're not on drugs, right?
"Yes he is." Dreamiv replied.
GOHAN: It was just the one apple, Mom.
"I'll have to call bull on that too." Shakara agreed with Dreamiv.
(cut over at Kame House)
OOLONG: This is some old bullshit! Just because I stole the Dragon Radar means I have to do all the prep work? (Shion: He got the better end of the stick./ Virus: Yeah./ Nezumi: I would have cooked him either way.) Where does he even grow this stuff, anyway? He doesn't have a basement... (shrieks as Bulma appears beside him)
BULMA: Best not to ask too many questions. Also, have you checked the oven?
"What are they cooking?" Takama asked.
OOLONG: Oh, hell.. (opens the oven, which emits black smoke causing him to cough repeatedly before opening his eyes, which is now red) (Takama: I should have seen that coming.../ Anomaly: Will they taste good at least?/ Shakara: Maybe? I add rose petals to the brownies I make.) Great, now my entire evening is gonna be spent trying to find something to watch on Netflix!
The unanimous question was 'What's Netflix?'
MASTER ROSHI: (from upstairs) Those better not be my brownies, pig! (Paint: I think sorry won't cut it./ Tauira: Yeah, growing any type of plant is difficult.) (coughs and someone knocks on the front door) Oh, geez. Turtle, can you get that? I can not find my feet...
"What in the world do drugs do to people?" Jo'on asked, "That's not your problem." Shion told her.
(Turtle goes outside to see who it is)
TURTLE: What up? You got the money?
(shows the face of a Bioman)
"Someone ordered turtle soup?" Zettai asked, "That's how it ends, yes." Starrow agreed.
BIOMAN: We want the Roshi!
"The old man?" Avaritia asked, "Yes, but why?" Shiva Samba wondered.
TURTLE: And WE want the money.
"I think there has been a misunderstanding..." Hatsu commented, "How so?" Lemus asked, "I think Roshi calls his stash The Roshi..." Hatsu expained, "Well that has to bring some awkward situations..." Shiva Samba mused.
BIOMAN: Bring us the Roshi, or be destroyed!
TURTLE: How about you get the hell off our island?
"Turtle has balls." Zettai complimented.
BIOMAN: There are six of Biomen and one of Turtle!
TURTLE: I am nine hundred and ninety-nine years old. I don't give a f*k!
"That oughta do it." Nightmare King said.
(Master Roshi comes out the door coughing)
MASTER ROSHI: Are you the buyer? 'Cause there's gonna be a bit of a delay. (coughs a few more times) Turns out pigs can't cook brownies.
"Well pigs suck." Takama stated, "Watch what
BIOMAN: You have been forcefully in-vited to the laboratory of Dr. Wheelo!
MASTER ROSHI: I only need one doctor, and that's "Feelgood". (Jo'on: The name alone is a red flag./ Shiva Samba: How so?/ Jo'on: If you need to be called Feelgood to be trustworthy, the. there's a problem.) Also, my GP to check my prostate every few years; it's important at my age.
"Year? Try month." Starrow reprimanded with a facepalm.
BULMA: (walks out the front door) Roshi, what the heck is going on- (sees the Biomen) Wait, are those Saibamen?
"Oh my God!" Nezumi exclaimed, "Everyone sees it!" She continued.
BIOMAN: We are Biomen. (Zettai: I'm sorry I didn't hear, try saying it without welching!) And if you do not comply, we will make you!
MASTER ROSHI: Ooooh, it is a bad time for this...
"Here comes decrepit soup in three... two..." Lemus started, but the scene played.
BIOMAN: Prepare for combat!
(the Biomen attack and are easily defeated by Master Roshi, with one of them landing next to Turtle)
MASTER ROSHI: I do not hold back when I'm toasted.
The fighters were impressed, "Old man's got moves..." Lemus backtracked.
KOCHIN: (starts clapping) Excellent. Exactly to be expected from the world's strongest fighter.
"I think there has been a misunderstanding..." Anomaly stated, "Definitely, they already got one of the top... five I think?." Paint reminded.
MASTER ROSHI: Eh, I'm not one to brag. *sniffs*
KOCHIN: Dr. Wheelo will be humbled to have you as his honored guest. Whether you like it or not.
"So kidnapping?" Thinner asked, "More like Oldmannapping." Starrow joked and Avaritia punched her on the chin.
MASTER ROSHI: (referring to the Biomen he has defeated) Are the bodies not a clear indicator of how this is gonna go down?
KOCHIN: Well, you see, strength is only relative when a little leverage is applied. (points to the front porch to reveal two Saiba-I mean Biomen holding Bulma by both arms, who starts panicking) (Shakara: And that's why you think five steps ahead./ Paint-Thinner-Dreamiv-Oracle: You think five THOUSAND steps ahead!) Now, comply, lest I have my Saiba-
"The creator too!" Shion exclaimed in disbelief, "I think everyone just doesn't care!" Virus
BIOMAN: We are BIOMEN!
KOCHIN: Yes, whatever! Nobody cares! My creations rip her limb from limb.
MASTER ROSHI: Damn it. And those are some fine-ass limbs, too. (Takama: Not that fine./ Tauira: I think I see how Shakara became so crass.) All right, I'll go. Turtle, you're in charge!
TURTLE: All right, but if the buyer shows up, I'm taking ten percent.
"Trifler." Jo'on commented, "I'll never understand the value of money." Hatsu stated, "Me neither." Lemus said.
MASTER ROSHI: Triflin'-ass turtle.
(cut to Oolong at Goku's house speaking to Goku who bathing in a barrel)
OOLONG: Old man Roshi might have been kidnapped.
GOKU: Oh, don't sweat it. (Shion: I think he's just so clueless he doesn't care about anything.) Roshi can handle that.
OOLONG: Yeah... They might have also been strong enough to take Piccolo, too. Uh, they said they were looking for the world's strongest fighter.
GOKU: But I'm... Why didn't they...? (Virus: Narcissism at it's finest.) (cut to him fully dressed on the Flying Nimbus speaking to Chi-Chi and Gohan) There's been a terrible mistake, I gotta fix this! (takes off)
"Nevermind, this is narcissism at it's finest." Virus corrected himself.
(cut to inside a laboratory with Master Roshi being shown on a monitor)
KOCHIN: There he is... Your new body!
"Hold on... What?" Oracle asked, everyone else was confused as to who would choose a body that old.
DR. WHEELO: Why is he old?
KOCHIN: He's the world's strongest man!
"But he's old." Anomaly said.
DR. WHEELO: And the world's oldest. (Anomaly: Case in point!) (monitor shows Bulma sitting on a chair alongside Master Roshi) Again, Kochin, why not just give me the woman?
"That's true, not that strong, but better than having crippling arthrosis." Shiva Samba agreed.
KOCHIN: I told you, you can't have a WOMAN'S body! They're not nearly strong enough!
"F*ck off!" Tauria exclaimed, "Seriously!" Oracle agreed, "If only I could punch through the screen!" Avaritia added, not realizing that she actually can do that.
DR. WHEELO: Sexism aside... I'm really not that picky.
KOCHIN: Also, she doesn't have a penis.
There was a moment of silence before Zettai spoke up "I'd rather not have a penis rather than have an old man penis."
DR. WHEELO: ...So you want to give me the old man?
KOCHIN: Yes.
DR. WHEELO: With the old man's penis?
KOCHIN: Listen, you just need a demonstration.
DR. WHEELO-Nightmare King: Oh, please no.
(shift over to Bulma, who screams as she gets pulled down into the darkness)
MASTER ROSHI: Oh, come on! This ain't your first kidnappin'!
(the lights come on)
KOCHIN: Feast your eyes on our Bio-Warriors!
DR. WHEELO: Kochin... (monitor changes to show the Bio-Warriors as innocent creatures) What did you do to my creations?! Zap-Zap, Blub-Blub, Burr?!
"How do you get from this, to that!?" Nezumi exclaimed, "Throw in a gallon of ugly bastard." Starrow explained simply.
KOCHIN: I made a few alterations this morning. Introducing Electrocutioner! Bouncy Butcher! And Freezer!
FREEZER: Bah!
"Frieza?" Virus asked, "No, it's different." Shakara corrected.
KOCHIN: Fighting someone on the trademark for that last name, though.
"Who!?" Hatsu demanded to know, "Goku?" Dreamiv suggested, "How could it be Goku?" Hatsu asked, "It sounds like something up at least this Goku would call Frieza." Dreamiv explained.
DR. WHEELO: They're terrifying!
KOCHIN: Terrifyingly effective!
"I wouldn't count on that completely." Takama blew his hopes to bits, "I don't know, I think they'll crush Roshi." Shakara commented, "Definitely." Lemus agreed.
DR. WHEELO: They were supposed to be cute and cuddly and aid the elderly!
"I hate Kochin." Tauira stated, "I'm still thinking about it." Jo'on said.
KOCHIN: Now they're cruel and vicious and fight the elderly! (Jo'on: Going into the red.) Speaking of which, commence the demonstration!
MASTER ROSHI: Oh man, and I'm comin' down... (begins to fight the Bio-Warriors)
"Coming down, does that mean he'll lose?" Shion asked.
BULMA: Beat their asses!
DR. WHEELO: Woah, where'd she come from? (Hatsu: Off screen?/ Paint: So the fourth wall is canon?/ Hatsu: I don't know...) (shows Bulma with shackles on both her hands and feet) And why is she chained up?
This question made everyone think about it, "That's a good question." Nightmare King noted, "Is she some kind of all powerful Goddess she needed to be chained up?" Shiva Samba asked.
MASTER ROSHI: Ka... Me.. Ha... Me... HAAA!
(Master Roshi fires the blast at Bouncy Butcher, who absorbs the blast and deflects it back at him. Master Roshi nearly dodges his own blast and gets punched by Freezer. Electrocutioner proceeds to shock Master Roshi with electric whips, who falls down to the ground, sizzling in defeat)
"That was shorter than I thought." Thinner commented feeling a bit underwhelmed.
KOCHIN: Fiddlesticks. I could have sworn he was the strongest fighter in the world.
BULMA: Oh, right. The three hundred year-old man.
"Good point." Avaritia said.
DR. WHEELO: Seriously, why is she chained up?
BULMA: Roshi's not even in the top five anymore. (Paint: I got the number right!) As in, I've got at least five friends, all stronger than he is!
KOCHIN: Is that so?
DR. WHEELO: Oh, do not indulge him.
"Please don't." Nightmare King begged too.
BULMA: Okay, who else keeps talking?
(Dr. Wheelo reveals himself, who is a brain embedded in a wall)
Everyone's eyes widened at the sight of a brain the size of A DAMNED HIPPOPOTAMUS.
DR. WHEELO: Hello.
BULMA: Um... Hi?
"Heasitate, yes..." Oracle compimented the proper reaction, "I think that's one brain I'm not going to eat." Nezumi stated.
DR. WHEELO: My name is Dr. Wheelo. Good to meet you.
BULMA: Wait, Dr. Jonathan Wheelo? (Starrow: She knows him?/ Shakara: The name is familiar...) The famous biologist and cancer researcher? (Shakara: Oh! Him!/ Paint: Hmm?/ Shakara: Puria asked me to kil him.) Your breakthroughs changed the entire landscape of the field!
DR. WHEELO: Oh, thank you. Thank you. Can I have your body?
"Excuse me?" Zettai asked.
BULMA: What? No!
DR. WHEELO: Oh, I'm so sorry, not sexually. (Anomaly: Not the problem!) I-I mean your actual, physical body. To put my brain in.
"Yeah! This one is the problem!" Anomaly exclaimed.
BULMA: Still NO!
DR. WHEELO: Oh, come on, it's been fifty years! (Hatsu: Fifty years!?) I suddenly got sick one day-lung cancer, (Shakara: That's what I used to kil him, yes.) ironically-and that one decides to put me in stasis. (Virus: He what.) (Kochin frowns and glares at Dr. Wheelo) (Oracle: Don't be upset just because you know the idea sucked.) Next thing I know, he's gone to get groceries for fifty years. Which is just my father all over again.
"That got dark quickly." Jo'on commented, "And it brings back bad memories..." Shion added.
BULMA: Okay, well, I'm sorry and all, but there's no way I'd agree to that. (Nightmare King: Who would agree exactly?) Not that you'd fit, anyway.
"That's another pro-" Anomaly started before they were interrupted.
DR. WHEELO: Whhyyyy?
"...What does he mean why?" Anomaly asked, "I have no idea." Shiva Samba responded.
KOCHIN: Oh, your gray matter seems to have absorbed a little bit of the embalming fluid that you're stored in!
"He didn't know!?" Everyone exclaimed while either facepalming, massaging their heads, or in Shakara's case, carving her ears off because she needed a break from hearing.
DR. WHEELO: What?! How big am I?!
"About as big as a pig?" Tauira suggested as she patched Shakara's bleeding ear stumps.
BULMA: I'd say...a golden retriever.
"Nah, Tauira's right, it's a little bigger." Avaritia agreed with her daughter in law on the matter.
DR. WHEELO: But a golden retriever's brain is small!
"Wrong comparison." Paint corrected.
BULMA: No, like, the size of a golden retriever.
DR. WHEELO: Kochin, what the hell, man?!
"I don't blame him! I'd be seething too!" Dreamiv exclaimed, "Seething doesn't even begin to describe how I'd feel!" Takama stated.
KOCHIN: Oh, calm down, sir...
DR. WHEELO: I can't fit in a body like THIS!
"He definitely can't." Oracle confirmed.
KOCHIN: Don't worry about it. Sometimes brain surgery is a little more 'art' than science.
DR. WHEELO-Shakara-Nezumi-Takama: You're thinking of baking!
KOCHIN: I might be thinking of baking...
BULMA: Well, Pinky. (Shion: Pinky?/ Hatsu: Don't quote me on this, but I think it might be a cartoon.) You picked the wrong guy, anyway. You want Son Goku.
DR. WHEELO: Can I fit in him?
"Probably." Virus joked, "He can, there's definitely nothing in his head." Anomaly confirmed.
BULMA: To be fair, there's probably a vacancy. But you have to get him here first. And good luck kidnapping-
(a warning alarm goes off)
"Right, he coming here..." Jo'on remember.
DR. WHEELO: What is that?
(Goku is shown on the screen)
GOKU: Hello. My name is Son Goku. Is anyone home?
KOCHIN: Oh, and the stars align.
"They don't, but for context's sake, they do this time." Shiva Samba let slide.
GOKU: Someone made a mistake! If you're looking for the world's strongest fighter, I'm here!
KOCHIN: Yes, yes! Son Goku! Please, if you would, join us!
GOKU: A'ight! (Shion: Did he hit his head as a kid?/ Jo'on: *Gets ready to see Shakara smack her, but instead./ Shakara: Yesz yes he did, saw it all here./ Jo'on: Seriously?/ Shakara: What?/ Jo'on: Nothing...) (jumps off the Flying Nimbus and lands near the front entrance) Sure hope it's warmer inside... (Nezumi: No.) (shifts to him running inside shivering his tits off) It's actually colder! How is it colder?! (Thinner: How did you know?/ Nezumi: I've been in the same situation.) (enters a room filled with a bunch of giant, floating balls) Oh, cool! He's got a ball pit! (Oracle: That's not a good thing.) (spikes emerges from all the floating balls) Oh, no, he's got a ball pit.. (Paint: I think he heard you.) (jumps to avoid getting hit by an incoming ball)
DR. WHEELO: Kochin?
KOCHIN: Yes?
DR. WHEELO: WHAT?!
"I'm starting to think that the only bastard here is Kochin." Nightmare King admitted.
KOCHIN: Oh, the Death Spheres! Quite ingenious, no?
DR. WHEELO: No! Why do we have them?!
"Why do they have them? They're in the middle of a tundra." Lemus noticed.
KOCHIN: Well, if the Red Ribbon Army hadn't suddenly up and disappeared, they'd have made us a mint. (Takama: The what army?) (Goku destroys all of the Death Spheres with multiple blasts) Annd there goes fifty billion Zeni.
"How much is that in carnival tokens?" Shakara asked, "By today's converison rate... Triple that!?!?" Oracle exclaimed very alarmed
DR. WHEELO-Everyone: HOW MUCH?!
GOKU: That was easily the second-worst ball pit I've ever been in. (Paint: What was the first?) (Bouncy Butcher comes out of nowhere and punches him in the face, who rebounds and tries to kick him, but gets enveloped in Bouncy Butcher's squishy body) Oh, no. Oh, God. Ew, ew, ew, it's moist. (Shakara: Oh God...) Why is it moist? (gets away) Okay, get it together. Just gotta go in there...and do it. (Shakara: Just like with Tauira.../ Everyone: Pardon?) Just like with Chi-Chi. (Bouncy Butcher starts inflating) (Shakara: Exactly like with Tauira.../ Nezumi: I don't need to know about my conception!) Just like with Chi Chi... (charges at Bouncy Butcher again, pulling his torso with him as he goes higher) Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, EWWWW! (uses Kaio-ken to rip a hole through Bouncy Butcher's torso and flies up to the next floor as Bouncy Butcher is shown deflating like a balloon)
"Still just like with-" Shakara got punched in the face by Tauira as she was speaking.
KOCHIN: Good, good! He's already dispatched of one of the Bio-Warriors!
DR. WHEELO: Blub-Blub... He was made for hugs...
KOCHIN: And combat!
DR. WHEELO: No...
"I feel bad..." Starrow admitted.
GOKU: I swear, I'ma deck the heck out of the next guy I see!
FREEZER: (appears in front of Goku) Bah! (Goku decks him in the schnoz) AH! (muffled) OW! F*k! Shit!
GOKU: Oh! Oh, gosh, I'm sorry!
FREEZER: What the f*k, man?!
"They talk?" Anomaly asked, "Apparently." Nezumi confirmed.
GOKU: D-do you need some ice?
FREEZER: Oh, you think you're funny?! (Starrow: That wasn't a joke, and if it was, it wasn't funny.) Zapps, get in here. I-I need a sec.
ELECTROCUTIONER: I'm the Electrocutioner now!
FREEZER: Then electrocutionate him! I don't give a f*k!
GOKU: Who's your buddy? (screams as he gets zapped by Electrocutioner and gets blasted backwards, hitting the stairs as he falls down)
"That was quick." Avaritia commented.
DR. WHEELO: ...Wait, can they all talk?
KOCHIN: Of course they can! They're completely sentient.
(cut to Bouncy Butcher face-down on the ground, with a hole in his torso)
BOUNCY BUTCHER: I need a hug...
"Oh my God..." Nightmare King muttered.
KOCHIN: With all their own wants and needs, and a crippling fear of death!
"Crippling fear of-" Shion was saying, but the next clip started.
BOUNCY BUTCHER: So dark... And cold... (begins sobbing uncontrollably, forming a pool of tears as Bulma watches in stunned shock)
Everyone just sort of stared, with horrified faces.
DR. WHEELO: Blub-Blub, no...
KOCHIN: Now, Freezer! Preserve the goods! (Freezer fires an icy blast at Goku which begins to envelop him)
GOKU: Wait, Freezer? Why does that sound familiar...? (Dreamiv: I knew it!) (the ice is shown reaching his...family 'DragonBalls') (Shakara: Oh fidlesticks!!!/ Dreamiv: I hate this!/ Nezumi: Me too!) OH, GOD, IT'S LIKE THE WORST PART OF GETTING INTO A POOL TIMES A THOUSAND!
KOCHIN: Lay the finishing blow!
(a caped figure appears)
GOKU: Thank goodness! Piccolo's here- (the caped figure is Gohan) Oh. Hey, son.
"Where did he get the cape?" Starrow asked.
GOHAN: Hold tight, Dad! We've got you!
GOKU: We?
(Krillin appears and lands beside Gohan)
"Not the best choice." Takama commented.
KRILLIN: And the Krill-dog's in the houuuuu- (gets electrocuted) AAAAAHHHH!
GOHAN: (also gets electrocuted) AAAAAHHHH! (both he and Krillin get completely frozen solid by Freezer)
"I expected them to last a few minutes not a few seconds." Takama said with wide eyes.
GOKU: (lets out a deep sigh, eyes narrowed) Kaio-ken. (Shakara: Oh right, this useless thing.) (breaks free of the ice with Kaio-ken and punches Freezer hard in the face and then kicks Electrocutioner before breaking his back and finally lands on the ground while holding Electrocutioner and takes a deep breath)
"At least it does what it's supposed to." Paint complimented, "For now." Lemus added for her.
KOCHIN: Man, your new body is gonna be wicked! Completely destroyed the Bio-Warriors.
DR. WHEELO: I just thought of something. Kochin...why didn't you give me one of THEIR bodies?
"I'm starting to think Kochin might not know anything and is just winging it." Oracle theorized.
KOCHIN: Uh, hmm... I guess you're right. See, this is why you're the brains! (snickers) ...What, too cheesy?
"No that's not it..." Starrow muttered.
DR. WHEELO: More insensitive.
"There it is." Starrow nodded.
KOCHIN: Oh, grow some thicker skin.
(Wheelo groans in frustration)
BULMA: I thought it was clever.
"Kinda" Avaritia said.
(cut to Goku, Gohan, and Krillin running through a dark hall)
GOKU: Hurry, guys! We're almost there!
GOHAN: So cold... Still wet!
"I would literally die." Nezumi said, "Before you probably would have, now? Probably not." Anomaly responded.
KRILLIN: Frostbite... So much frostbite!
GOKU: Don't worry, Krillin! The cold never killed anyone!
"Wrong!" Oracle scolded Krillin.
KRILLIN: Hypothermia would beg to differ!
(back in the main lab, where everything's dark)
DR. WHEELO: Why did you turn out the lights?
KOCHIN: To give us an air of menace!
"It is kind of Menacing." Jo'on agreed, "A bit." Zettai agreed too.
DR. WHEELO: Why do we need menace?
KOCHIN: Shh, shh! Here he comes!
"It's like he's a kid playing hide and seek..." Shion made the comparison, everyone else just sort of nodded agreeing with her.
(Goku, Gohan, and Krillin arrive)
GOKU: Wow... This place sure is menacing.
"Of course he would find it menacing." Thinner facepalmed.
BULMA: Goku!
GOKU: Bulma! Don't worry, Bulma! I'll get you out of- (gets shocked by a force field around Bulma and gets thrown backwards)
"That was kind of expected." Shakara stated, "But why didn't Bulma warn him?" Dreamiv wondered.
GOHAN: Daddy!
GOKU: Ugh.. I'm gonna have nerve damage after today! (Goku, Gohan, and Krillin are shown behind the monitor) Hey, why didn't you warn me?
BULMA: I didn't know it would happen! I haven't tried to break out!
"Why?" Nightmare King asked.
GOKU: Well, why not?
BULMA: I'm chained here!
"Not an excuse." Takama shook her head in disapproval, "Yeah, I'm pretty sure she could have reached that far." Lemus excused.
GOKU: Well, that's sexy.
Everyone stared at the screen for a moment before Zettai broke the silence, "Goku knows what sexy means?", Tauira looked at Shakara and imagined her chained up, "Sexy..." "Tauira! NO!!" Shakara exclaimed in stern disapproval.
DR. WHEELO: You mean, sexist?
KOCHIN: Well, it's a little sexy.
GOHAN: *gasps* Oh, my goodness! Is that a brain? (Everyone: Yes./ Nezumi: And it still looks disgusting.) ...Why is it the size of a Greyhound?
DR. WHEELO: The BUS?!
"Bus!?" Virus exclaimed, "Nope!" Shiva Samba said as she snapped her fingers and blinded herself.
KOCHIN: This is the magnificent Dr. Wheelo! And we'd like to welcome you to our evil lair!
DR. WHEELO: This is neither a lair, nor is it evil! This is a laboratory! For science!
"Wheelo is just a guy trying to do his thing." Oracle stated, "Then there's Kochin flushing it down the drain." Avaritia finished.
KOCHIN: Yes...evil science!
"The living proof people." Nightmare King stated.
DR. WHEELO: No! Neutral science, at worst!
GOKU: I don't care what kind of science you're cooking up! (Virus: Wait... Isn't he there to stop them?/ Shion: I thought he went there to save his friends...) I'm here for two things: to rescue my friends, and correct a mistake! I am Son Goku! And I am the world's strongest!
Everyone's eyes widened at one realization, the realization that he got there just to say that.
KOCHIN: Okay, we believe you.
GOKU: Good. Then, if you don't mind, I'ma just grab my friends, and be on my wa- (begins screaming as he's blasted a mysterious red beam)
GOHAN: Pride cometh before the fall, eh Dad?
"Not in his case..." Lemus shook his head as he talked.
KRILLIN: Come on, Gohan! It's two against- (Piccolo appears in front of him) (Tauira: He escaped!) Huh! Three! Three against one! Ha-ha!
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo!
DR. WHEELO: Wait, how long have we had him?
KOCHIN: About a week?
DR. WHEELO: Just give me his body!
"Good point." Starrow nodded.
KOCHIN: Can't. No penis.
"Why does that matter!?" Nightmare King exclaimed.
DR. WHEELO: Why do you KNOW that? (Starrow: Wheelo's asking the real question.) (Kochin smiles)
GOKU: Yo, I broke out of the thingy. Oh, hey, Piccolo! Wow, your eyes are red... You been hanging around Master Roshi?
"When you think about it... That is the first thing that comes to mind." Jo'on realized "Unfortunately." Tauira added.
GOHAN: (runs up to Piccolo) Mr. Piccolo! (Piccolo punches him in the face)
"Quiz time!" Hatsu exclaimed, "Uh?" Was the general response, "What would you do if your children were hit like that?" Hatsu asked.
"Uhh... I would most likely tear apart whoever did it?" Shakara replied uncertain about it.
"Dissolve their hands and feet." Thinner replied blankly.
"Remove their fingernails." Paint replied with an evil smile.
"Make them have nightmares for years." Dreamiv replied, his hair turning slightly purple.
"Cut them open, nail them to the wall and let their organs hand out." Oracle replied as she help a pair of scissors and a butcher knife.
"Have them dangle headfirst a few inches from lava for a day." Starrow smirked as her head was moments from catching fire.
"Destroy this universe to recreate it without them in it and with no proof they ever existed." Avaritia stated simply.
"I'm scared." Jo'on whispered to Shion, "Me too..." Shion reassured.
GOKU: Don't you dare hit my son! (The Parents: Preach!!) ...Unless you're training right now. (Lemus: No! That doesn't make it better!) In which case, Gohan, get back up.
"Learn to be a father..." Nightmare King stated with a blank stare in his eyes.
GOHAN: Dad, I think Dr. Wheelo's controlling him!
"Oh yeah, the vein thing from before." Oracle remembered.
DR. WHEELO: But I am a brain in a jar!
"So Kochin is doing it." Nezumi rationalized.
GOKU: So you admit it!
"And here's the idiot..." Avaritia facepalmed.
DR. WHEELO: Kochin, please explain...
KOCHIN: KILL THEM ALL!
"There it is!" Paint exclaimed.
DR. WHEELO: WHY?!
(Piccolo comes at them, causing Krillin to immediately screams and dive out of the way. Piccolo screams for a bit and then proceeds to engage Goku in battle.)
GOHAN: Stop this! You are men of science! How could you commit such atrocities?!
"To be fair, science is mostly atrocities." Anomaly conceeded, "Yeah! Like I do!" Nezumi agreed, "No... Yours isn't science, it's more some kind of... Breeding living flesh and morph it into different things..." Virus corrected.
KOCHIN: Excuse you, mustard gas would like a word...
"What gas?" Dreamiv raised his eyebrow.
GOHAN: Uh, excuse YOU, solar energy has something to say!
"Solar energy? It can power things, but why use it?" Oracle wondered.
KOCHIN: Excuse YOU, anthrax has an opinion on that!
"He made that one up!" Takama exclaimed.
GOHAN:Excuse YOU, penicillin would like to chime in!
"Was that last one a disease? He retorted with a medicine." Starrow asked.
KOCHIN: ...The atom bomb.
(Gohan screams and lets out a shockwave that destroys part of the laoratory)
"I think he's pissed." Nezumi theorized, "No... Really? I couldn't tell..." Jo'on sarcastically responded.
DR. WHEELO: Kochin, stop antagonizing him!
KOCHIN: You're right. He's incredibly strong! In fact...
"Oh for f*ck's sake." Nightmare King lamented.
DR. WHEELO: Kochin, he is a child!
KOCHIN: With a penis!
"He's really planning on doing this..." Shiva Samba said dumbfounded.
DR. WHEELO: Kochin, please!
KOCHIN: You're right... I should CHECK! (fires a blast from his cane at Gohan, who deflects by screaming out another shockwave that cretes a crater around him, which causes him to slip and fall on his back) (Tauira: And he still isn't dead...) Insolent boy... He's in for such a caning... (reaches for his cane, but Krillin kicks it away)
KRILLIN: Not so tough without your cane, huh old man? (Kochin smiles and holds out his hand) (Zettai: Oh! A palm! My only weakness!) Um... (the hand transforms into a gatling gun) (Zettai: There! Now that might work a little better!/ Takama: Well... No...) Ah! (Kochin opens fire...with the bullets harmlessly bouncing off Krillin) Whatever happened to Launch?
"We still don't know who that is..." Hatsu facepalmed, "Nor will we ever know..." Shion agreed.
(Master Roshi appears and takes out Kochin)
MASTER ROSHI: And that's for ruinin' my Sunday.
"Go old man!" Jo'on cheered.
(the mind controlling device on Piccolo's head shatters, turning him back to normal)
"Did that do it?" Tauira asked.
PICCOLO: Huh?
GOHAN: Mr. Piccolo!
PICCOLO: DODGE! (punches Gohan in the face)
"He's him again!" Tauria exclaimed.
GOHAN: (thinking; sighs) Back to normal.
DR. WHEELO: Fifty years I was alone... And when I'm finally saved from that loneliness, all I find is horror. In this form, I am powerless; doomed to witness these atrocities. I need a body...I WILL have a body! (breaks free from the wall with Bulma screaming in fear as his brain is revealed to be inside a mechanical body) (Everyone: Oh my God/Me...) HOW LONG HAVE I HAD THIS?!
"... Excuse me?" Avaritia inquired.
KOCHIN: Wait, you seriously never noticed the exo-body I left for you? (Nothing, everyone just said nothing.) Did you think I'd literally just leave you in a jar? (All that's going on right now is their bloodlust gaining a visible aura.) What kind of monster do you think I am? (And that did it/ Everyone: Kill him already!!) (Dr. Wheelo stomps the floor, sending Kochin falling down into the abyss) Fair enoooooooough!
Everyone cheered at the sight of the most idiotic scientist ever falling to his death.
GOKU: See? Now you got a body.
"It is not!" Nezumi and Tauira exclaimed, "You sound more pissed than you probably should be." Shakara noted, "The people on Remnant always seem to think a Silhouette's shell is it's actual body!" Nezumi explained, "Do you know how annoying it is!?" Tauira added, "Good point." Shakara relented.
DR. WHEELO: This is not a body! (Tauira: See!? He agrees!/ Shion: Good thing I almost never get it wrong...) This can't taste, or smell, or touch! I am a brain trapped in an exoskeleton!
PICCOLO: Well, when you think about it, aren't we all just- (Dr. Wheelo slaps him)
DR. WHEELO: NO!
MASTER ROSHI: A Kame and a Hame and a Send-him-home-to-mommy!
"He didn't just-" Takama was teying to refuse hearing that, but Lemus put his hand on her shoulder "He just." He confirmed.
GOKU, MASTER ROSHI, and KRILLIN: KA... ME... HA... ME... HA!
(all three of them fire a combined Kamehameha wave at Dr. Wheelo, which fails to scathe him)
"Tough metal." Oracle complimented.
MASTER ROSHI: Krillin, you better not have held back! (gets hit by Dr. Wheelo)
"How do you know it was him?" Paint asked.
KRILLIN: Oh, come on! We both know it was Goku! (Paint: Again, how do you know?) (also gets hit by Dr. Wheelo) WAH!
GOKU: Yeah, it might have been me.
"Does that answer your question sis?" Thinner asked rhetorically asked, "Yes it does." Paint replied, not catching on.
BULMA: (head pops out from the table beside Krillin) Can you take me home?
GOKU: All right, everyone. Stand back. I'ma Kaio-kening. (Gohan attempts to attack with the Power Pole and gets whacked by Dr. Wheelo's tail) (Shakara: He should learn to listen.) That means you too, Gohan.
GOHAN: (as he hits the ground off-screen) Ow...
GOKU: Kaio-ken times three! (Shakara: Already!?) (transforms and starts charging toward Dr. Wheelo)
DR. WHEELO: Kaio-what? (Goku attacks and removes his right arm) Aah!
GOKU: Ka... Me... Ha... Me.. HA! (fires a Kaio-Ken powered Kamehameha wave at Dr. Wheelo, who counters by firing a mouth blast, resulting in a beam struggle with Dr. Wheelo having an advantage) (thinking) Kaio-ken...times three... (Anomaly: But he-) (out loud) AND A HALF! (Anomaly: There is no way that actually worked./ Starrow: We're seeing it.) (Kamehameha wave complete engulfs Dr. Wheelo)
DR. WHEELO: AA- (cut to an outside shot of the laboratory, with the roof blowing off) -AAAAAH! (the laboratory is shown to be completely destroyed)
GOKU: (starts catching his breath) And point...proven!
"Yeah..." Tauira said a bit saddened, "I don't know how I feel about this..." Takama admitted.
KRILLIN: Wow, that was...quicker than expected.
GOKU: Naw, he's alive up there. Plotting like the evil scientist he is.
"But he wasn't!" Dreamiv corrected.
(cut to Dr. Wheelo in outer space)
DR. WHEELO: Look at this planet. So beautiful. I'll never see it with my own eyes again... (begins sobbing in complete sadness)
"It's sad really..." Jo'on admitted.
(cut back to the destroyed lab)
GOKU: Someone needs to kill him. And by someone...I mean the Earth! (Tauira : Ah fiddlesticks...( (raises both arms up)
GOHAN: Wait, this doesn't seem right...
"Damn right it doesn't!!" Starrow agreed.
KRILLIN: Yeah! Kill him, Goku!
"Shut up Krillin!" Zettai exclaimed with a facepalm.
GOHAN: I'll be right back. (flies off)
KRILLIN: Yeah! Kill him, Gohan!
"No seriously shut up." Zettai repeated, but more as if she was begging.
(back in outer space, Dr. Wheelo continues crying when Gohan appears)
GOHAN: Hey, Dr. Wheelo, I... Wait, are you crying?
"Technically..." Oracle confirmed.
DR. WHEELO: I physically can't, but I'm just so sad...
GOHAN: You're...not really evil at all, are you?
"And Gohan is one of the smart ones." Virus commented, "Smart? Yes. Does he have a clue? Not so much." Dreamiv exlained.
DR. WHEELO: No... I just want a body. Fifty years alone and trapped... (continues crying)
GOHAN: Can you wait one more?
"... So they're gonna use the dragon ball..." Avaritia summarized, "The dragon balls, no doubt." Hatsu agreed, "I feel like we're forgetting something though..." Nightmare King noted.
KRILLIN: It's KRILLER TI- (Dr. Wheelo slaps him)
"That's never gonna be a thing." Lemus stated.
DR. WHEELO: I mean, I guess...
GOKU: (from down on Earth) All right! Ready to kill him!
GOHAN: Dad, no, we worked it out! He's not evil!
"Good!" Tauira cheered.
GOKU: Oh. (is seen holding the Spirit Bomb) Well, I can't just turn this off. (Shakara: He can't?/ Paint: It was never really explained, was it?) Maybe if I just set it down... (Anomaly: Set do-) (an exploding sound is heard and then shows Goku lying among the falling rubble) (Anomaly: That checks out.) Good work, team...
(one year later, everyone has gathered around at Capsule Corp. and Shenron is summoned from the seven DragonBalls)
SHENRON: I am the Eternal Dragon. State your... (sees the Z-Fighters and sighs) Okay, who died?
"These guys are such screw ups." Jo'on commented with wide eyes, "They are!" Shakara agreed.
GOHAN: Actually, nobody. In fact, we want you to create a whole new body.
"There it is again! The feeling of having forgotten something." Nightmare King repeated, "I wonder what it is..." Tauira thought.
SHENRON: ...I'm listening.
GOHAN: We want you to make a human body, and put that brain inside of it.
Everyone's eyes widened because they realized what it was.
SHENRON: Huh. Well, at least it's better than that last wish. Who summons the Eternal Dragon to melt some ice?
DR. WHEELO: Hmm...
SHENRON: Your wish is granted.
(eyes glows red and gives Dr. Wheelo a human body)
"Everything seems normal?" Shion said confused.
DR. WHEELO: Thank you, everyone. (shows everyone (minus Goku) giving a horrified look as it shows the crown of is head being humongous in order to fit his already large brain, which is making loud hartbeat sounds) (0.0) Now I can live a normal life again.
"Normal life..." Hatsu repeated, "Yeah, I'll believe that when I-" Jo'on was about to ignore that, but the song started.
("Kochin and the Brain", a parody of the Pinky The Brain theme song by Team Four Star, plays as the ending credits roll)
They're Kochin and the Brain
Yes, Kochin and the Brain
Each is a genius
But one is insane
Their lair is girt by ice
Their ambitions, not nice
They're Kochin
They're Kochin and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain
They're making plans to steal
The world's strongest guy
By the ending of this spiel
One of them may just die
They're Kochin and the Brain
Yes, Kochin and the Brain
Their science seems arcane
And their practice inhumane
Attain new body lies
In Son Goku's demise
They're Kochin
They're Kochin and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain
Narf
(the peak of the iceberg reveals Pinky and The Brain, with The Brain inside the same exoskeleton Dr. Wheelo was in from the movie)
No words were spoken and everyone just turned to Hatsu with faces that begged to go to the next episode, and so they did.