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(cut to Goku inside a cave holding Gohan)
"It reminds me of something..." Nezumi said, "H-How does this remind you of ANYTHING!?" Starrow demanded, "I remember hiding like this to save a girl... Chi... Something." Nezumi explained.
GOKU: It's okay, Gohan. You're safe. (Tauira: For the first time in this whole thing, Goku is acting like a parent./ Paint: And the moon is shattered again./ Oracle: And multichromatic.) Now go to sleep, and in the morning, Santa will have brought all of your presents. And by presents, I mean books.
"And he ruined it, the world is safe everyone." Starrow wiped the sweat off her forehead.
GOHAN: D-dang it. (passes out)
TURLES: Savor this moment, Kakarrot. It will be the last one you ever have with your son!
"He knows him?" Avaritia asked, "It doesn't make any sense." Thinner commented, "You're right. It doesn't." Hatsu stated.
GOKU: Guh! He knows my Saiyan name... So you... must be Vegeta!
"He didn't!" Shakara begged to have heard wrong, "No... You heard it right..." Dreamiv confirmed, "Why?" Virus lamented silently.
TURLES: Wait, you think I'm-
GOKU: Silly Vegeta, it's not Halloween; it's Christmas! Take that costume off!
"Okay, he needs to shut up, like right now." Shiva Samba requested, "Vegeta isn't even that tall." Jo'on noted.
TURLES: I'm not Vegeta. I'm just another Saiyan who escaped the destruction of our planet.
"It's a thing now." Hatsu quickly said, "That might become a trend..." Shion thought.
GOKU: Ohhhhh. (thinking) Man, that means he's like...an evil me! (Zettai: And that's all he'll ever amount to./ Anomaly: You made it sound... Way too real...) Only he doesn't have a goatee. (Nightmare King: Why-) I'm gonna imagine one! (a goatee appears on Turles' face) So evil!
"...It actually does make him look more evil..." Nightmare King admitted.
(Turles groans in annoyance and then cuts to him and Goku now outside on the Christmas Tree of Might)
GOKU: Now it's just down to you and me.
"Who's gonna tell him?" Takama said outloud.
TURLES: Yes, me and you. Oh, and my five Misfit Minions.
"Him apparently." Lemus replied, "What about his friends?" Tauira asked, "What about them?" Avaritia asked back.
GOKU: But...what about my friends?
"Once again, what about them?" Avaritia repeated.
SLAY: We all had eggnog and Christmas fudge.
GOKU: Really?
"Of course he would say that..." Starrow muttered.
REESE: Nope! Wasted them like figgy pudding.
GOKU-Shion: YOU NEVER WASTE FIGGY PUDDING! (Jo'on: Why does that matter to you!?/ Shion: Have you met me?/ Jo'on: Right...) (attacks the Misfit Minion, knocking all of them out)
S.N.O.W.: (as he gets hit) DROID.
"...Wow." Everyone said at once, why were the other fighters there at all?
GOKU: ...Did I just smash the Krampus?
"So that's where Gohan got that from." Lemus realized, "Unfortunately." Paint added.
TURLES: This has gone on long enough! You don't even understand why I'm here, do you?
"We do at least." Takama said, "Yeah, it's a dumb monk's fault." Starrow explained.
GOKU: All I heard was, "Look at me! I hate Christmas, because I'm a big jerk!"
TURLES: And who wouldn't be a big jerk after the injustices I suffered? (Dreamiv: Maybe we would agree if you told us what it is.) On planet Vegeta, we heard about all the other planets that Santa would visit. We heard of the joy he brought children! Of the presents! Of the merriment! THAT I WAS DENIED! (Tauira: That's actually really sad...) Planet Vegeta never got Christmas. No, all we got was Freeza Day!
"Freeza day?" Shakara asked.
GOKU: Well, what'd you get for Freeza Day?
TURLES: He blew our planet up!
"That... That explains all..." Thinner admitted, "Even draining other planets?" Avaritia asked, "No that's just weird." Thinner responded.
GOKU: Well, that's sad... But I still can't let you steal the joy from Earth!
(a ding sound is heard from inside Tree of Might)
"Why is it an oven?" Jo'on asked, "I thought oven went beep?" Nightmare King said confused, "It's a microwave then." Shion corrected fo her sister.
TURLES: Hold that thought; Tree's done. (takes a fruit from the Tree of Might)
"Why is he picking fruit?" Oracle asked, "Maybe he's a gardener?" Nezumi suggested.
GOKU: ...What?
TURLES: See, this fruit holds all the joy from Earth. When I eat it, I will gain Earth's joy!
"What in the ever loving f*ck is wrong with this movie!?" Hatsu exclaimed, " It's Christmas!" Zettai exclaimed, "Not that it makes it any better mind you." She reassured.
GOKU: Why are you so evil?!
TURLES: Deal with it.
NARRATOR: Turles ate of the fruit, and so they say, his power level grew three sizes that day.
"And this is still a thing!" Hatsu facepalmed.
(Turles takes a bite from the fruit and bulks up, crushing what's left of the fruit)
GOKU: (thinking) That's not good...! (Lemus: You think!?/ Anomaly: Wouldn't the size logic apply to him?/ Takama: Not in this case!/ Shakara: In this case, it's an energy power up, he bulked up just to hold more energy! His speed won't be affected since he'll just turn back to normal!/ Nezumi: In short Goku's screwed.) (gets pummeled by Turles, which ends with Turles stomping on his head)
TURLES: Now, denounce your faith!
"Goku is religious?" Jo'on asked.
GOKU: N-no!
TURLES: Denounce your faith in Santa Claus!
"Nevermind." She quickly went back on her words.
GOKU: Never!
TURLES: Well then... Bah Humbug. (Shiva Samba: Maybe I shouldn't have made letters that malleable...) (fires multiple blasts at Goku, who screams in pain)
TURLES: Well, now that that's over, time to plan a bitchin' New Year's party! (starts flying away)
GOKU: (thinking) N-no... Christmas can't be ruined...! Must...summon up...energy!
?: Goku, it is I, the anointed saint. The spreader of love and peace.
"The anointed saint? Isn't that..." Shion wondered as the movie kept going.
GOKU: Oh, wow, it's...
SANTA: Yes, it is I, Santa. (Shion: It is!/ Hatsu: *Is reading the plan to eradicate Christmas plot* Well that's disappointing.../ Shion: What?/ Hatsu: Nothing!) (Goku gets up and gasps) You must defeat him, Goku; you are the one who can.
GOKU: (thinking) But he's got all of Earth's joy. He's too powerful.
SANTA: No, Goku. The joy is within your heart.
"The power of friendship?" Virus asked confused, "No I... I think it's... I... I don't know..." Starrow stuttered
GOKU: *gasps* You're right! (raises both hands in the sky)
SANTA: Now kick his ass to the North Pole and back!
GOKU: Yes, Santa!
TURLES: (while calculating Goku's power level with his scouter) What the hell? What is this sudden burst of joy?
"Whatever it is, it's working." Shakara noted.
GOKU: This is Christmas, melon farmer! (Tauira: They do look like spiky melons...) (hurls the Spirit Bomb at Turles, who gets engulfed in the blast)
TURLES: (thinking) No...so...much...joy! (yells as he dies along with the tree getting destroyed, which showers the Earth with yellow snow)
"Considering what yellow snow usually is..." Shion started, "What?" Thinner asked, "Well... You know..." She continued, "I don't get it either, what is it?" Paint asked too, "Don't think about it!" Nightmare King stated.
MAN: Look! It's snowing!
WOMAN: But...it's yellow.
("Let it Snow" starts playing as the animals in the forest start to get back up on their feet)
GOKU: (thinking) It's too bad that Turles was such a Scrooge. We would have happily shared our Christmas with him.
"Maybe he would have been a pretty cool guy..." Lemus thought.
SANTA: You know... The sad part is, I always tried to visit Planet Vegeta. Problem was, they kept trying to shoot down my sleigh.
"Vegeta?" "Vegeta." "No doubt about it." "Who else would it be." And other comments like that kept coming for a bit.
GOKU: (thinking) Bummer.
SANTA: Now, I'm off to deliver my presents. But thank you...for saving Christmas!
GOKU: Anytime, Santa! Bye!
"Anytime... Sure..." Hatsu hesitated, "Seriously what's up!?" Takama demanded, "Nothing!" Hatsu insisted.
SANTA: Ho, ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! Hoooo, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, hooo!
GOKU: (thinking) Wait a second... If that guy wasn't Vegeta, where is Vegeta?
"Why is that a question that matters?" Nezumi asked.
(cut to Vegeta on Planet Namek)
"Where in the world is he? And why is he sitting on a Dragon Ball!?" Avaritia questioned.
VEGETA: This is so non-canon it hurts.
"It really does!" Avaritia agreed.
GHOST NAPPA: Vegeta... (Hatsu: He's actually back...) Tonight you will be haunted by three ghoooosts! (appears) And they're all me. (Starrow: Oh no.) (two more Ghost Nappas appear)
GHOST NAPPAS: Hi.
VEGETA: Goddamm it, I hate Christmas.
"Are we sure that wasn't Vegeta?" Jo'on asked causeing everyone else to laugh.
(ending credits roll with what the characters got for Christmas)
"Well, good for Goku." Nezumi said with a blush, "Sucks for Gohan though..." Shakara added, "Next Movie!" Hatsu exclaimed.