"Alright! Episode 11!" Hatsu exclaimed, "Finally!" Shakara cheered, "Didn't you say there ws another movie earlier?" Tauira asked, "That was the plan, but I'm trying to play these chronologically, and there's a thing in that movie that wouldn't make sense if we don't watch this first." Hatsu explained, "okay, that makes sense, mostly..." Tauira responded.

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(scene cuts to Wukong Hospital where Goku is seen in bandages from his battle with Vegeta)

"Right, that happened." Thinner remembered, "The movies really made us lose track of the main plot." Dreamiv noted before promptly falling asleep, "Well that didn't happen in a cold minute..." Paint commented.

MASTER ROSHI: Hey there, Goku. How goes the recovery?

"Judging from the fact I expected him to be screaming bloody hell? Pretty well." Jo'on said.

GOKU: Well, the doctors say I should be in here for a couple of months, what with the crushed legs, shattered ribs, and the brain damage. (Starrow: He means more brain damage.) And the brain damage. (Oracle: Oh look! He has a loop button!) And the brain damage. Oh, hey Master Roshi. When did you get here?

"He's very much mulch at the moment." Anomaly compared, "No, that would be Nappa." Nezumi corrected, "Ahh... Good times..." Zettai smiled, "Which part?" Paint asked her daughter in worry, "The him getting murdered part." She stated, "Oh okay." Paint sighed in relief.

DR. FIELDGOOD: Mister... San Gaaku? (Nightmare King: That's not even close./ Avaritia: Sounds similar enough.) You have another visitor to see you.

GOKU: What? But all my friends are already here.

MR. POPO: (appearing outside a window) Not all of them.

"We're starting well..." Takama managed to strain out.

GOKU: Uh... uh... uh...

(flashback of kid Goku arriving at Kami's Lookout)

"Oh my me! He's having PTSD!" Shiva Samba lamented.

KID GOKU: Yay! I made it to the top! Now I can train with Kami, the strongest, most powerful being on the... (notices Mr. Popo) Hmm? Who's that?

(both Goku and Mr. Popo stare at each other, with the camera moving back-and-forth on their faces before going back to the present)

GOKU: (starts screaming)(Oracle: Am I that bad with my PTSD?/ Thinner: You seem like a puppy in comparison...) GET HIM AWAY FROM ME! (screams) OH, GOD! OH, GOD! (continues to scream while the nurses try and hold him down)

NURSE 1: Hold him down!

NURSE 2: Careful, he's injured!

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

DR. FIELDGOOD: Well, we've finally been able to sedate him. Took us a while; we had to go through some alternative treatment.

"But there's no other alternative to sedatives?" Virus said confused.

MASTER ROSHI: Oh, really? What did you use?

DR. FIELDGOOD: Something I found under the sink. (Jo'on: It can't be the kitchen sink, they're in a hospital, that leaves the bathrooohhh.../ Shion: He did not...) I think it was... Clorox or something.

(cuts to Goku, who is foaming at the mouth)

"He did." Shion growled, "What's clorox?" Tauira asked, "Do you have detergent here?" Shion asked back, "Oh for f*cks sake!" Tauira cursed, "He used cleaning products!?" Oracle lamented, "Talk about a mouthwash..." Starrow joked, "...That was kind of a stretch..." Avaritia critiqued.

GOKU: (gargles)

DR. FIELDGOOD: Well, page me if you need me.

"And now he's leaving!" Oracle lamented, "Eirin would be proud." Shion commented.

MR. POPO: Byyyye.

MASTER ROSHI: Oh, you're still here. Who are you anyway?

KORIN: That's Mister Popo. (Takama: Wait... Why is there a random a*s talking cat?/ Hatsu: Because of course there is.) He lives up on the lookout with Kami.

MASTER ROSHI: (looks at Korin) Did that cat just talk?

"Okay, he's high." Anomaly stated, "Are you surprised?" Avaritia asked, "Absolutely not." Anomaly replied.

MR. POPO: Alright. Everyone listen up if you want to get those other useless maggots back.

KRILLIN: You mean, you can get our friends back?

MR. POPO: (sky turns red) Shut up, maggot!

"Know your place... I guess?" Shakara said unsure.

KRILLIN: (visibly terrified) Yes, sir!

MR. POPO: (sky turns blue) As I was saying, the only hope to get your friends back is to use the Dragon Balls on Kami's home planet: Namek.

"Here we go." Hatsu said outloud.

BULMA: Namek? That's not a planet I've ever heard of.

MR. POPO: Oh, look at that. A woman who doesn't know any better. What are the odds?

"About the same as me knocking your jaw off!" Zettai threatened.

KRILLIN: To be fair, Mr. Popo, until recently, I've never heard of that planet either.

MR. POPO: Oh, look at that. A woman who doesn't know any better.

"...Okay that one was kind of funny." Zettai admitted, "It really wasn't, but okay." Shion told her.

KRILLIN: A- ga- god... dammit, I walked right into that one...

"He really did." Nightmare King agreed, "If Yamcha's the joke, Krillin's the punching bag." Dramiv commented, "We figured that with the owned counter." Paint noted, "Wait, that is a thing!" Shakara remembered, "Owned counter?" Jo'on asked, "You'll see." Lemus replied.

MR. POPO: Anyway, I'm the only one who knows where Kami's old ship is. (Nezumi: I wonder what the story is./ Thinner: We're seeing it right now./ Nezumi: The actual story, uncle./ Thinner: Oh that makes sense.) And the only one with the transportation to get you there, and this is a carpet made for two.

BULMA: Well, I think the only way to fairly decide on this is to have a democratic vote-

Literally everyone said "Bulma."

KRILLIN: Bulma.

MASTER ROSHI: Bulma.

KORIN: Bulma.

GOHAN: Bulma.

YAJIROBE: Bulma.

OX KING: Yoooohooo. Bulma.

GOKU: (continues to gargle)

"What did he say?" Takama asked, "Bulma." Oracle translated quickly.

BULMA: (desperately trying to avoid being along with Mr. Popo) Okay, um... uh... Oh, ha! (takes out a remote) We don't need your help! I've got right here a remote control to one of the crashed Saiyan ships. (Virus: That's convenient./ Starrow: And alien tech, I can't wait to see how she screws this up.) All I have to do is put in these coordinates and... (pushes some buttons on the remote, promptly causing the Saiyan pod to explode, startling a reporter)

TV REPORTER: YEEEEEEE- (TV shows an off-air color bars screen along with a beeping sound)

VOICE: Critical failure!

All of them are staring wide eyed, "I thought it would take a few hours for that to happen, not a few minutes..." Starrow clarified, "I was expecting exactly this, just not seeing it live." Hatsu said for herself.

MR. POPO: Well, well, well. Look who just ran out of options.

MASTER ROSHI: Dammit, Bulma. Stop being such a scaredy-cat and get on the carpet with the scary genie.

"Can you blame her for being scared?" Avaritia asked, "I can't." Lemus replied, "Well I can, coward!" Shiva Samba mocked.

BULMA: I swear to God, if anything happens to me while I'm gone, I'm kicking Krillin's ass! (Dreamiv: I was joking earlier!/ Paint: Well they're clearly not.) (Bulma starts to get on Mr. Popo's carpet)

MR. POPO: Oh, you and I are going to get along just fine. (teleports away with Bulma) (Everyone: O.O)

(scene cuts to the highlands of Yunzabit with Mr. Popo and Bulma appearing on Mr. Popo flyig carpet)

MR. POPO: Alright, here we are. Yunzabit Heights.

BULMA: Wait a sec... how did we make it here so fast? This is the other side of the planet!

"So they did teleport!" Anomaly exclaimed, "Now that begs the question, why didn't Goku use it to get to the Sayians faster!?" Tauira demanded.

MR. POPO: Yep, this carpet gets about ten thousand miles to the soul.

"Maybe that's it..." Shion said wide eyed

BULMA: What?

MR. POPO: The gallon.

"No you can't cover it up now! We heard it!" Paint exclaimed.

BULMA: But... if you can make it to the other side of the planet so fast, why didn't you help Goku get to the Saiyans when he arrived on Earth?

"That's what we want to know!" Nightmare King exclaimed, "Yeah! Tell us!" Tauira agreed with her Father.

MR. POPO: I was preoccupied.

(flashback of Goku at Kami's Lookout)

GOKU: Mister Popo! I need your carpet to get to my friends as quickly as possible!

"So Goku did ask, that means the reason for not using it is..." Starrow dragged out.

MR. POPO: (off-screen) Makin' toast!

"Completely asinine..." Shion finished.

GOKU: Aw, fine! Nimbus! (flies away on Flying Nimbus)

MR. POPO: (off-screen as a "Ding!" sound can be heard) Butterin' toast!

(back to present with Mr. Popo and Bulma arriving at Kami's ship)

MR. POPO: Here it is; Kami's ship.

"Makes about as much sense as the Sayian's ships." Virus commented.

BULMA: It's old and covered in moss!

MR. POPO: I know. Fits, doesn't it? (Nezumi: It really does./Jo'on: Is it a good idea to call a God old?/ Zettai: You're old!/ Jo'on: Hey!/ Zettai: Yeah it's fine.) Now, get in.

BULMA: But, how do we-?

MR. POPO: Popo! (floor of the ship drops down)

"Eh?" Oracle let out.

BULMA: Oh, wow! Your name opens the ship?

"Apparently it does?" Shakara said unsure.

MR. POPO: Popo! (both he and Bulma gets lifted up inside)

"Is Popo using some of his weird powers?" Thinner suggested.

BULMA: And it closes it, too.

MR. POPO: POPO! (ship quickly flies into outer space and stops in front of Jupiter)

"Well then!" Oracle said in surprise, "I guess this ship isn't a relic!" She continued, "Technically it is.* Shiva Samba corrected.

BULMA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!

MR. POPO: No. It just knows better. (Shakara: That right there implies the ship is alive./ Paint: As Death, can you say if it's possible?/ Shakara: In any other case? No. With Popo? Yes.) Welcome to Jupiter.

BULMA: My God, we're so far into space! In such a short amount of time! This is wonderful, Mr. Popo! We can finally save our friends! This is terrific! This is-

MR. POPO: POOOOPOOOOOO! (Ships quickly flies back towards Earth)

"Is Popo going to be their chaperone?" Tauira asked, "God I hope not." Nezumi replied.

BULMA: AAAAAAAAHHH!

(scene cuts to Wukong Hospital)

BULMA: And we went to Jupiter in just a couple of seconds! We'll be at Namek in no time! (Starrow: I wouldn't be so sure, the distance is way different./ Thinner: How do you know?/ Starrow: I've been there once./ Nightmare King: Makes sense.) And even better, Popo could be our pilot!

KRILLIN: Oh, dear God!

"What?" Shiva Samba asked.

MR. POPO: No.

KRILLIN: Oh, thank God!

"But I didn't-" Shiva Samba was about to say, but then realized that he wasn't talking to her, "For a Goddess you're really dumb sometimes." Tauira critiqued.

BULMA: But... Why aren't you-

MR. POPO: If I was going to do it myself, why would I need you? (Avaritia: Fair enough actually...) (shows a startled Bulma) See you when you get back... except... this season... you.

"Hold on... where did the fourth wall go?" Hatsu asked, "I don't know, it was there just a second ago..." Anomaly replied, "Maybe they forgot it in a previous episode?" Virus suggested.

(camera slowly zooms in on Krillin's face)

KRILLIN: Heh... Whaddya think he means by that? Heh.

"It means you're going to die horribly." Lemus explained, "He need to learn to listen better." Shion commented.

CHI-CHI: Well, all I know is that my little boy isn't going anywhere.

"Did Gohan decide off screen?" Zettai asked.

GOHAN: Actually... Mom, I'm going to Namek.

"It's Chi-Chi being overbearing." Jo'on corrected.

CHI-CHI: (sounding strained) As... I... said... my little boy... (now angry) isn't going anywhere!

"Yeah... that's not for you to choose." Shakara said sternly.

GOHAN: But Mom! Piccolo died for me! It's my responsibility!

"Aside from that it's his decision." Tauira went on, "And it's a very noble cause." Takama added.

CHI-CHI: Gohan, I am your mother! And as your mother, you will listen to me, and you will do as I say!

"For the love of- Shut it!" Shakara and Takama exclaimed at the same time, "You two seem very worked up by this..." Nightmare King and Takama noted, she might agree with them, but they seemed very aggravated.

GOHAN: But that's not-

CHI-CHI: Did you carry around a baby in you for nine months, with a man who literally thought you had Cinna-Buns hidden in your shirt?!

"Do not interrupt him!!" They exclaimed again.

GOHAN: But I-

CHI-CHI: Now you are going to lay in this hospital bed! Recover like a normal boy! And then, you're going right back to your advanced trig classes, AND THAT IS THE LAST WE WILL-

GOHAN-Shakara-Tauira: SHUT YOUR F*KING FACE!

(awkward silence)

GOHAN: (calmly) I'll be going to Namek, now.

CHI-CHI: (walks towards the door; also calm) You'd best. (slams the door behind her)

"What was that about?" Dreamiv asked, "They hate being ordered around." Shiva Samba explained, "Well, we knew that, but why?" Takama asked, "Shakara is still a Zashiki Warashi spiritually and Tauira, well, she conquers, she doesn't get conquered." Shiva Samba elaborated.

BULMA: Well, uh... better get started on that ship!

GOHAN: Please hurry...

"You better." Shakara said.

(scene cuts to Bulma and Dr. Briefs working on the Kami's ship)

NARRATOR: With that, Bulma got to work on the ship to prepare it for their travel.

BULMA: Hey, Dad. How are things coming along?

"Well I'd hope." Shion commented.

DR. BRIEFS: Well, I'm working on your translator, but all I can get it to do is translate the Namekian into another language I don't understand.

"So it's useless?" Oracle questioned, "If you don't speak that other language that is." Thinner confirmed.

TOILET: Toire de arimasu!

DR. BRIEFS: Damn moonspeak!

"And he doesn't." Thinner underlined.

(scene cuts to Kame House, where Bulma, Krillin, and Master Roshi are seen in front of Kami's spaceship)

NARRATOR: And in ten days, (Jo'on: That was fast!/ Lemus: Ten days is relatively fast, but I'm pretty sure Oracle could have done it in a day./ Jo'on: But she doesn't have problems with energy unlike everyone else./ Lemus: Good point.) the remaining warriors were recovered and ready to set out to Namek.

KRILLIN: So, you sure this thing's ready to fly?

BULMA: Yep! I've gotten everything worked out. Well, except for one thing... We couldn't fix the translator for the toilet.

"Wasn't necessary to being with..." Paint face palmed.

TOILET: Ich bin gefüllt mit pisswasser!

MASTER ROSHI: (notices a twinkle in the sky) Hey, I think I see their car.

(Chi-Chi, Ox-King, and Gohan arrive at Kame House)

"Good to see they're ready to g-HOLY SH*T HIS HAIR!!" Nezumi exclaimed.

KRILLIN: Hey Gohan, how are yo... (notices a blushing Gohan with a bowl haircut) (Zettai: It looks so weird.../ Shion: It's just a bowl cut though?/ Shakara: We don't cut our hair at all! We molt!/ Shion: Oh yeah, that would make it weird for you guys...) ...OH, MY GOD! What happened to your head? You look like a young Moe Howard.

GOHAN: Well look who's talking, Curly!

"That's an obscure reference for Gensokyo..." Jo'on commented, "Who's that?" Hatsu asked, "Don't know, just heard him being mentioned.

KRILLIN: Why, I oughta...!

BULMA: (angrily) Clam it, chowderheads, we gotta get going!

"Clam and chowder, nice!" Starrow gave a thumbs up at the joke, "It wasn't that clever." Avaritia retorted.

GOHAN: Bye everybody!

CHI-CHI: Now Gohan, don't make any friends with any questionable strangers! (Shakara-Tauira: B*tch! Don't tell him what to do!) That includes you, Krillin!

KRILLIN: So Bulma, where do I put my stuff?

"Going back to a few minutes earlier... I don't think anything will change if he puts it somewhere special." Nightmare King said.

BULMA: (angrily) Sit down, strap in, and shut up!

KRILLIN: Uh, alright. So Gohan, how much stuff did you bring?

GOHAN: Well, Mom packed my bags, so there's a lot in there.

"A lot of useless stuff..." Shakara glanced at Shiva Samba, "Look I know I used to put five sandwiches in your pouch when you went to reap, but you always ate them all!" The Goddess countered.

KRILLIN: Well, you know what they say, "Always be prepared."

BULMA: Popo.

(Spaceship quickly blasts off into outer space)

KRILLIN and GOHAN: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

"Nothing could prepare you for that it seems." Shion sweat dropped.

[ENDING SEQUENCE]

[STINGER]

(cuts to Wukong Hospital with Goku still gargling with foam in his mouth)

GOKU: (while gurgling) Bacon...

"And he's hungry, great!" Tauira cheered sarcastically, "You better be happy cause this is Season Two Episode One! Let's move on to-" Hatsu was interrupted by a knocking sound.

Avaritia went to open, but not even a second after she did, Shakara and Tauira bolted out at seeing who it was, tackling both of them with a hug, "Fardie! Puria!" The two of them exclaimed as they hugged the two, literal tears flowing out of their eyes.

After. moment of putting themselves back together, Shakara and Tauira let go, letting the two newcomers get up and let the others get a good look at them: One short like a child, with red skin, short blue hair, blue eyes, a slim body, but pretty curvaceous hips, the other tall, with blackish skin, very long red hair and red eyes, her body downright having a hourglass figure.

The short one cheerily lifting a fist up in the hair, her other hand in her hip talked first "Hello ya bunch of sinners! I'm Fardie!" She slammed her fist against her chest as she said her name, the tall one spoke next "Hello there, my name is Puria." She bowed slightly as she introduced herself.