"Why do you always choose scissors in 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'?!"
"You know why. Because I love scissors."
"But it makes you predictable! I can always choose rock to beat you, and it's not fun!"
"Who says this stupid game is fun? Besides, you only beat me because I allow you to, Vega."
"Awww, Jade. You're so sweet."
"Don't say I'm sweet! I'm not sweet!"
"Ok fine. You have a bitter, twisted, scissory soul."