NOT The Diddly Bops group chat:

Beck: Guys! How's your weekend? I had a fun time at the beach with Alyssa!

André: I had a great weekend too. Been to the bar with Kiko, had a couple beers

Cat: Robbie and I went to the movies! We had strawberry ice cream, fries and waffles, and he bought me a big bag of bibble! (love symbol)(love symbol)

Robbie: Muacks Cat (love symbol)

Beck: Jade? Tori? What about you girls?

Jade: Well, Vega and I were busy exchanging bodily fluids. And stop changing the group chat name, Cat!

Jade: Anything else you want to know?

Tori: Jade!

Cat: What does that mean? Does it mean you two wazz together?

André: Oh my god…