A/N: Based on a deleted scene described by the actors.
The wedding party is starting to die down. Roman and Gerri are two of the last few people left at the bar. Shiv and Tom made their excuses and went off to fuck hours ago, Logan has retired to bed with Marcia and Kendall has disappeared too. The last time Roman saw him he looked dead behind the eyes and muttered goodnight, to which Roman said 'whatever'.
"What are you drinking?" he asks Gerri, putting his traitorous brother out of his mind.
"Martini."
"That's a girl's drink. Have a proper one."
"I'm going to bed soon. You should go too."
"I'm still celebrating."
"Well done for not actually killing anyone."
"Finally! Thank you."
As Gerri sips her drink, he asks suddenly, "Hey, do you still have that pet tortoise?"
"Yeah. Tortoises live like, forever. Why?"
"Can I borrow it sometime?"
"Him. Yeah, sure. It might teach you some responsibility."
"I'm going to the bathroom." He hops off his chair. Turning back to Gerri, he adds, "I'm gonna fuck the shit out of your tortoise," then walks away before she can respond. He looks back over his shoulder to admire her from behind. As he continues walking, he could swear he feels her checking him out in return.