Paint and Powder
A Star Trek anthology by Andrew Joshua Talon
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TIME SH*T
USS Enterprise, NCC-1701-D
Enterprise sighed happily as she laid back in the holodeck bathtub. The new "gynoid" bodies were certainly something else. Technology had come a long way since... since... strange, a disconnect in her memory there. Ah, well. It didn't matter. She had some time off thanks to Jean-Luc and she was going to enjoy it.
At least until a small door appeared in front of her, and a very unwelcome man stepped out.
Daniels looked grim. "Get in, bitch! We're-"
"Daniels, I swear, if you finish that line, I am going to do everything in my power to make you rue the day you were born."
"-doing time shit!"
Suddenly, another door appeared, and another Enterprise stepped out. She was clad in a dark time suit with neon rainbows playing accross it. It looked even higher-tech than Daniels' suit.
Enterprise (NCC-1701-X) grinned maniacally before grabbing hold of Daniels. "Get in, bitch! WE are doing time shit!"
Enterprise watched silently as her future counterpart dragged the protesting time agent away. Then she filed it away in the folder marked "Future Enterprise's Problems" and sank happily into her bubble bath.
By jhosmer1.