Harley P.O.V.
I was in my bedroom on the planet Earth in my universe. I was playing my all time favorite computer game, Alone in the Dark. Alone in the Dark is a survival horror game that was released in 1992. It predated Resident Evil by four years. You get to play as either Edward Carnby or Emily Hartwood. Whichever player you pick, you have to explore an abandoned house that once belonged to a deceased colleague that is crawling with mythical creatures. The player can choose to fight these monsters with thier hands or with a rifle. The rifle is the best weapon in the game. You can fire at enemies quicker this way. I like to play Edward Carnby because he has more of a frightening presence than Emily Hartwood.
I am a pro at Alone in the Dark. I've played it so many times I lost count. I played the game for a few hours. Then I played Doom. Doom is my second favorite game in the universe. Doom is an awesome game. I even watched the movie adaptation of Doom featuring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who is one of my favorite actors. That movie was good. Some people say that the Doom movie sucks because it's an unfaithful adaptation of the game. I say that the Doom movie is a pretty good adaptation of the Doom games.
After playing a few levels of Doom, I decided to check up on the crew of the Righteous Indignation to see if they needed me for everything. I activated the photon accelerator in my room and my portal door to the Aniverse opened. I went through the portal. I saw Blinky and the ape guy that punched me in the chest earlier.
"Hi, Bruiser. Hi, Blinky. What's happenin'?" I said to the ape and the android.
I then heard the sounds of lasers firing. I figured that we must be under attack from those toad asshole. I headed to the upper deck of the Righteous Indignation to see what was going on. I saw my sister Emily upon reaching the upper deck of the Righteous Indignation. She looked genuinely petrified, like she saw 500 horror movies all at once.
I went to the cockpit. I then heard Jenny say the thing that Samantha Stephens says in the show Bewitched whenever she saw something that surprised her: "Oh my Stars!"
"What the hell's going on?" I asked the female cat and the green rabbit.
"Harley! You sure picked a rotten time to pay a visit." Bucky said to me.
"Why? What's happening?" I asked Bucky.
"An Negator has somehow remote controlled the Righteous Indignation." Jenny said to me.
"How the hell is that even possible?" I asked Jenny.
"He has sabotaged the controls of the ship. We're helpless." Jenny told me.
"That's not possible." I said to Jenny. "You're bluffing."
"Jenny's not kidding around, Harley. Al Negator has really sabotaged the ship." Bucky said. "He got access to the codes of the Genus Defense System. With those codes, he could rule the Aniverse."
"What are we gonna do?" I asked Bucky and Jenny.
I then saw the Righteous Indignation about to enter the the maw of a toad mothership.
"We're heading toward the toad mothership. Can't you stop the ship?" I asked Bucky.
"I can't. Al Negator has remotely sabotaged the ship." Bucky said.
"When I see that purple dinosaur piece of shit, I'm gonna knock him out. And this time, he'll stay out!" I said. I was determined to beat the shit out that purple crocodile motherfucker. The Righteous Indignation entered the toad mothership.
"All right, if we split up we've still got a chance to get those codes back before Al Negator delivers them to the toads." Bucky said.
"But by now wouldn't he have handed them over?" I asked Bucky.
"Al's a Sleazasaur. Money means everything to his ilk. He won't give 'em those codes till he gets paid. That buys us some time. But, we'll need a diversion." Bucky said.
"Leave that to ol' Deadeye!" Deadeye said.
The Righteous Indignation continues to zip about the hangar before it crash landed and slid across the hangar floor, finally coming to a stop when it banged up against the wall. A few Stormtoads ran over holding maser rifles. They fired at the ship. The ship began to spark. We exited the ship. I was wearing my Iron Man suit. My sister Emily exited the Righteous Indignation as well. I didn't know what to do with her. I didn't want to leave my sister on the ship because I'm afraid that she might get hurt.
Me, Emily and Deadeye headed over to a toad croaker ship that was thankfully empty. I told my sister to hold on tight to my body as Deadeye went pretty fast in the toad croaker. I was filled with exhilaration. This was more exciting than riding a rollercoaster at Six Flags.
Regular P.O.V.
While Harley, his little sister Emily and Deadeye were having an exhilarating joyride in a toad croaker ship, Bucky was using his trusty maser pistol to shoot at some toads. He then jumped higher than a kangaroo up in the air. He landed on a toad croaker vehicle. The green jackrabbit kicked the storm toad out of the vehicle. He started the toad croaker. He then jumped out of the croaker right before it exploded for no particular reason. Bucky and Jenny met back together. They both said good luck to each other before going their separate ways in the toad mothership, with Jenny going to the left and Bucky going to the right.
Harley P.O.V.
A couple of toad vehicles which I later found out was named after a type of flavor of Hubba Bubba Bubble Gum, were following our ship. Suddenly, a huge fucking robot with buzzsaws in it's mouth appeared right behind our ship. That was beyond scary. I've never in my life seen that type of robot before. The best way to describe the robot would be scary as hell. I aimed my repulsor ray in my Iron Man suit at the robot and fired it. It immediately sparked and it blew up in an explosion. Suddenly, I saw my little sister Emily start to fall out. I grabbed her by her shirt just in the nick of time before she fell out the vehicle. Then, Deadeye made a sharp turn that knocked me and Emily out of the vehicle. We both landed on the ground with a thud. We landed through a chute. We then saw that purple alligator faggot that I knocked out earlier with my repulsor ray. I glared angrily at the purple crocodile.
"Well, if it isn't Barney the Dinosaur." I said to that purple crocodile faggot.
"What in the Aniverse are you?" The purple alligator asked me.
"It's none of your god damn business what the hell I am." I said to Al Negator. "I'm gonna kick your scaly ass for what you did to the Righteous Indignation."
"Let's just see about that." Barney the Dinosaur said to me.
I fired my repulsor ray at the purple crocodile. It didn't even faze him. He was wearing some heavy duty ballistic armor.
"Oh hell no." I said.
Bucky P.O.V.
I finally reached the slave quarters. I shot the lock off of the door with my trusty maser pistol. I kicked open the door.
"Have no fear, Bucky O'Hare is-" I cut off mid sentence when I realized that there was nobody in the room. I was expected a group of enslaved hares to be in the room. I didn't expect the room to completely empty. I then heard a robotic voice say to me, "You're people are gone."
I turned around to see a huge mech like robot standing in front of me. It was purple and yellow. It was Toadborg.
"Gone, to slave in our factories, for the glory of the supreme toad race. You will never see them again." The robot said to me.
"Choke on this, robot!" I yelled at the robot. I fired my maser pistol at the robotic figure. The maser blasts barely fazed the robot. It barely even made a dent. I was a bit shocked by this. Usually, the blasts from a maser pistol was supposed to be super powerful. It should've vaporized the robot.
"I am no mere robot. I am Toadborg." The robot said as I continued to fire at the robot. The blasts were not effecting him. Maybe if I set my maser blasts to the highest possible setting, then maybe I could possibly be able to make a dent in the robot.
"Soon you're gonna be smorgasborg!" I said to the robot. I set my maser pistol at the highest possible setting, and it still didn't faze the robot.
"Set it as high as you want. You cannot stop me." Toadborg said to me.
I jumped high into the air. The robot jumped into the air as well. He grabbed me by the ears. I fired my pistol point blank at the robot's head. It did nothing. Toadborg swatted my gun from my hand like it was nothing and he opened up his finger to reveal knockout gas. I passed out from the gas.
Jenny soon came across the room that Toadborg was in. She saw Bucky knocked out. Toadborg knocked out the female cat with rhe same knockout gas that knocked out Bucky.
Harley P.O.V.
I was busy trying to defeat Al Negator. I eventually found a weak spot in Al Negator's armor and fired my repulsor rays at the weak spot. Al eventually got tired and ran away like a pussy. Me and my sister exited the room. We looked for Deadeye. He was no where to be found. I ran through various halls of the ship, firing my repulsor rays at any toad that came my way. I eventually got tired of running and stopped to take a breather. After a few minutes, I continued on my way to finding Deadeye. I eventually came across a room. I watched in horror as three figures were in airlock chambers. It was Bucky, Jenny, and Deadeye. There was also a huge yellow and purple mech like robot that was holding my sister Emily hostage.