Just something to put up until I can finish the AC5 chapter.
"It was me Barry."
The man in yellow approached his defeated opponent. Hovering over him, he continued.
"I made them draw Lola Bunny with fewer sexual features so that YOU wouldn't be horny," The villain stomped on Barry to add emphasis to his mad ranting. "...and reduce your blood flow making you a millisecond slower. Slow enough for me to kill Iris."
Barry looked up, rage, realization and desperation were in his eyes. Thawn continued however, revealing another dark truth.
"Remember when you were making out with your first girlfriend, and you came right as she touched your leg? It was me Barry. I Jerked You Off At Superspeed To Make It Seem Like You Nutted At Just A Woman's Touch!"
The audience was stunned. This world apparently had people with powers, one of whom was similar to Ruby in that they were both fast. The destruction around the two on-screen looked apocalyptic, and out of all the stories this world could tell, they get something as ridiculous as what they just saw.
The noise of laughter arose from some in the seats. Roman, Qrow, Tai, Yang and Nora started laughing their asses off.
"I-I can't believe he really did that shit!" Exclaimed Roman.
"Sounds like something Tai would do!" Said Qrow.
"You (cough) better not try (cough) that Ruby" Yang struggled to be serious given how much her laughter affected her breathing. Ruby however, was hiding in her hood of embarrassment.
"Hehe, hey, I have Renny, but I wouldn't mine." Nora replied, Ren blushing furiously next to her.
"Maybe I could ask Ruby..." Blake thought, composed on the outside but excited on the inside.
"I gotta try that." Weiss thought, unknowingly on the same page as Blake.
Calming down, the audience watched the next short.