CHAPTER 27:
Outtakes!
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You guys are in for a special treat! As a bonus, for finishing up the Black Star Dragonball Saga, I have decided to give everyone a nice 7th Inning Stretch with Outtakes from my story so far!
After each consecutive saga, I will be providing my readers with special 'bloopers' from the set. This is your special DVD edition, provided to you for no extra fee X)
Have fun and enjoy!
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Chapter 1: Stew
T: Pan, um… what exactly are you cooking?
P: Stew.
G: Ohhh, that sounds delicious! ::claps::
T: What kind of stew?
P: I don't know. Hey GIRU! What kind of Stew should I make?
T: ::mouth falls open:: What?! Are you telling me you're just throwing things into a pot and expecting them to come out tasting like a gourmet meal?! I mean… isn't that what you did last time before you gave us all food poisoning?
G: I dunno, I thought that what she made last time tasted pretty good.
T: Don't encourage the girl! This is a life or death situation! Please tell me you didn't include a boot in that stew.
P: Augh! If you are going to be that way, don't YOU make dinner tonight, Trunks, since tonight IS YOUR TURN!
T: No… no, that's okay. 'Stew' sounds great right about now. ::tries to mimic an innocent Goku grin, but fails miserably::
P: If you make that horrendous face at me again, I swear, I'm going to put that boot in the stew. And I'm going to make you eat it!
G: ::whispers to Trunks:: She's on her period.
T: Oooohhhh…!!!
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Chapter 2: Long Story Short
P: ::nods toward Trunks:: Yeah, I miss my Dad, but I can't wait to tell him all of my adventures. Now I can tell him bedtime stories of my travels with you and Grandpa! I'll be able to tell my kids about them, too. I can't wait for that.
T: ::cringes, then smiles:: You know, speaking of bedtime stories, if you ever want me to tell you the story of how your grandpa and my mom met, I can tell the super-summary and spare you a lot of grief.
P: Okay, tell me the super-summary.
T: Huh?
P: I said tell me the super-summary!
T: Uh, alright. My mom ran into your dad when searching for a dragonball, convinced him to come along as her bodyguard, and they ended up getting in a lot of trouble along the way, making Goku become more powerful and experienced as he grew. And then everyone lived happily ever after.
P: So that's it? That's the super-summary?
T: Well… yeah, that's a super-summary…
P: Your story sucks! I can't believe I even made you waste your breath on that...!
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Chapter 3: Proposal
G: I guess now is the time we should be counting our lucky STARS that a girl came with us on the trip! Now we'll have a ball, partying after the wedding!
T: You're NOT FUNNY. You're SICK, Goku.
G: Wow, Trunks, I don't think I've ever seen you this angry.
T: Should I be HAPPY about this?!
G: Yes! It's your wedding! At least smile!
T: ::sucks it up and growls:: ::kneels before Pan:: Pan-chan, will you marry me?
P: NEVER!
T: …Huh? Wait a minute... ::blinks::
G: ::confused:: That wasn't in the script…
P: Yeah, I was taking some anger management courses before we left ::does a yoga breath:: and they said 'express your feelings before you jump into a life-altering decision.' ::fans herself:: It helps you cope with things better, and it is healthier for the inner spirit. ::pauses, breathes, and smiles:: Okay, Trunks, you can ask me again if you like. I'm ready this time!
T: ::whispers to Goku:: She's got to be kidding me…
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Chapter 6: Naked?!
G: Oh wow! You guys look great!
P: We were just commenting on how we have to be naked when we enter the Temple.
G: Okay. You know, there are a lot of people outside. Apparently word spread fast that two aliens were getting married in their chapel, and practically the whole city is gathered here!
P: Grandpa! I don't think you heard me right. I said we have to be naked!
G: No!
P: Yes!
G: No!!
P: YES!
G: Wow! Hmm… I don't understand why, but… What's so bad about that, Pan? I'm naked all the time. You've seen me naked before… ::tilts head::
P: You baka, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking about Trunks!
G: NO!!
P: Yes.
G: Now Trunks, I told you that you two would make a cute couple, but don't you think you're moving a little too fast on her?
T: It's not my idea!
G: You put one hand on her, Trunks, and I'm going to kill you!!!
P: …?
T: …?
G: Oh wait ::flips through some pages:: I'm sorry, I was reading ahead to Gohan's part. What scene are we on again?
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Chapter 7: Making Up
TAKE 1:
T: Pan?
P: ::drags Trunks into room::
T: Pan, I'm sorry! I didn't mean to mess up the recitation. I didn't mean it, really!
P: ::pushes him against the wall::
T: Pan, what is wrong? What are you doing? Pan?!
P: ::grabs his head and jams his mouth onto her lips, throwing her arms around him::
T: ::eyes open wide, hands flail:: Mmhnmbm!
P: ::continues to kiss him::
T: ::tries to pry her off of him:: Mmhbm!! MmHBMM!
P: ::steadfast, kissing him::
T: ::stops resisting and wraps his arms around her, kissing her deeply::
P: ??? Mhmmnm?!
T: ::continues kissing her::
P: ::breaks away:: Trunks, what are you doing?!
T: WOW, you are a great kisser! ::whistles::
TAKE 2:
T: Pan, what is wrong? What are you doing? Pan?!
P: ::grabs his head and jams his mouth onto her lips, throwing her arms around him::
T: ::eyes open wide, hands flail:: Mmhnmbm!
P: ::continues to kiss him::
T: ::tries to pry her off of him:: Mmhbm!! Hmmbmfm! ::accidentally grabs her breast:: …..Mmmmm!….
P: ::steadfast, kissing him::
T: MmHmmHmmHmmHmm!!!!!
P: ::breaks away:: What now?
T: Hahahahahahah!!! Sorry! Sorry, I'm so sorry, I just… Hahahahaha!!!
TAKE 12:
P: You'd better get this right, Trunks.
"Action!"
P: ::grabs his head and jams his mouth onto her lips, throwing her arms around him::
T: ::eyes open wide, hands flail:: Mmhnmbm!
P: ::continues to kiss him::
T: ::tries to pry her off of him:: Mmhbm!! Hbmmfmm!!
P: ::steadfast, kissing him::
T: ::pushes her away:: Ooh, ouch! Oh, I have a cramp in my side. ::grins:: Sorry about that, I think we have to do the take again...!
P: ::screams:: AAAAAA!!!! No way! That's IT!!! ::picks up a lamp, ripping the cord right out from the wall:: ::throws the thing at him with all her might:: You are purposely trying to mess up!!!
T: Woa! Woah!!! ::dodges the lamp:: Can't you take a joke?! Hahahaha!!!
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Chapter 11: Joke Outtakes (Legitimate):
KK: Oh man, that's such a great saying, it could almost be considered… a SUPER SAYIN'!
T: So King Kai… What did one Kai say to another?
KK: I dunno, what?
T: Halo! ::snicker::
KK: ::grumbles::
P: I swear, Trunks, even Mr. Piccolo is funnier than you.
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Chapter 12: Hangover
P: "Ohhh…. Ohhh, ahh…"
G: ::sits up groggily, rubbing his eyes:: Hey Panny… ::yawn:: How are you feeling today?
P: Grandpa, don't talk to me right now. ::jumps down from the bed and slowly staggers toward her closet:: I feel so… sick… ::pauses:: I'm never… going to touch another coffee again… Augh ::sorts through her clothes in a slight daze::
G: Pan, you shouldn't blame your hangover on the coffee. You should blame it on the alcohol.
P: No, Grandpa. If anyone ever offers me a coffee, with or without alcohol ever again… I swear, I'm going to beat the crap out of any person for even saying the word.
::Trunks enters the bedroom holding a tray::
T: Good morning, guys! How about cup of coffee?
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Chapter 14: The Exorcist
(Rated R, so skip this if you are under 17!)
P: Oh no! ::sits up and reaches for Trunks::
G: ::springs to his feet::
Bby: ::liquid enters Trunks' body::
G: We blew it!
T: ::head rolls back, screams:: ::body trembles:: HeheheheHAHAHAHA!!! ::looks at them:: Fuck me! Fuck me! Hahahahaha!!!! ::head spins around::
G: WOA!
P: ACK!
T: ::laughs maniacally as his head is spinning::
P: Okay, wow… okay… Wow… this is a little weird…
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Chapter 15: Hair Stylist
P: Ah, I get it now! You don't want to grow your hair out because then you'll look like Mirai! Am I right?
T: Just concentrate on my hair.
P: You knew full well that this year away from Earth, you could have let your hair grow out just like his, and you're purposely making me cut your hair so nobody compares you to him. I get it.
G: ::knocks:: Hey Pan, after you're finished with Trunks, can you give me a hair trim too?
P: What do you think I am?! Your personal hair slave? No way! You're keeping your hairdo.
G: Aww, but Pan... Chi Chi always does it for me back home, and now nobody else can do it.
P: Do I look like Grandma Chi Chi to you?! Can you look at me and honestly think I look anything like Grandma Chi Chi?!
T: ::looks to Goku::
G: ::looks to Trunks::
T: ::mouths: Should I say anything?::
G: ::mouths: Better not. She'll just get angry::
P: What are you guys whispering to each other?
T: ::mouths: You're right::
G: ::grins::
P: What are you guys talking about?! ::snips off a large chunk of Trunks' hair::
T: ….?!?!?! ::watches the clip fall to the ground:: Aaa….Aaa….Ahhh?!?!?!
P: Oh… hehe… Oops?
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Chapter 19: Home Movie
T: You ready for some quality entertainment?"
P: Only as long as it has a little more action than the last movie we watched ::munches popcorn::
T: Shh, it's starting ::shuts off the lights::
"There was a time when evil ran rampant in the cities. Crimes were high, thieves lurked in all the shadows, and the world cried out for a hero. Little did they know that their prayers one day would be answered. A great hero had heard their call and came to set things right. Justice would prevail!"
T: ::sits next to Pan::
P: ::leans over, whispers:: This movie sucks.
T: Shhhh, just watch!
"I am the defender of liberty and justice! Champion of the weak! Shielder of oppression!" ::The Great Saiyaman jumps around, posing like a cheerleader:: "Take note! Peace will prevail on Earth! Saiyaman is h–"
((cracking noise, slight snow appears on the screen))
P: What's going on?
T: Huh? That doesn't make any sense. What's wrong with the –?"
((TV screen centers on Chibi Trunks, looking into the camera and wearing a towel))
CT: Goten, did you turn it on? Is the button on?
Gt: Yeah, I think so!
P: What is this?
T: I… I have no idea…
CT: Okay! We are rolling! Hello and welcome to our new bathtub talk show "Rub a Dub Tub" ::holds up a fake microphone::
T: OH MY GOD! I mean ::cough:: Oh my Kami! Okay, yeah, well, I guess that's the end of this movie! ::stands up to press the TV's power switch::
P: NO! Don't you dare turn this off!
CT: Today we are going to feature the 'Antamony' which is, uh… our, uh, bodies? Is that right, Mom?
Bulma(off-screen): A-na-to-my, and yes, it sure is!
T: Oh my God… This was when we were filming home videos… We accidentally taped over the movie! I can't believe this... ::blushes::
CT: This is a naked body! ::removes towel and flashes the camera::
P: !!!!!!
T: !!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 24: Types of Tea
T: AaaaUGH! ::jumps back:: Goku!! I can't believe you! This was a new coat!
P: ::turns to Goku:: That is sick. Will you at least TRY and blow your nose?
G: ::sniffs:: I can't. I used up all the tissues.
T: ::shakes head:: Use a towel or something to sneeze into, Goku. And, while you're at it, maybe you can wrap yourself up and use that as some kind of temporary overcoat.
G: I told you, I'm fine.
P: I know what we all need! ::grins, bringing her hands together:: I'm going to make us all some tea! That should warm us up.
T: ::smiles:: Tea sounds really great, Pan.
P: Awesome! So what kind would you guys like?
T: Huh? What kind? ::looks to Goku::
G: What kind do we have?
P: Oolong and puar.
T: Hehehe… No, seriously.
::pause::
P: …
G: …
T: ::cough:: Hehe..
G: Heheheh…
T: Hahahahaha...
P: What's so funny?
T/G: HAHAHAHA!!!
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Chapter 26: Trunks' Wild Side
TAKE 1:
P: I believe that you have another side to you. Your wild side.
T: My wild side?
P: Whatever happened to it? I hear you used to be quite the party-goer.
T: Hah.. well… I guess my job. Perhaps age. Maturity… why?
P: Can you tell me how you used to be? What were you like when you were younger?
T: ::smiles:: Eh… well… ::looks up:: I guess you could say I was 'wild' in a way, but it was more complicated than that.
P: Can you tell me a funny story from when you were younger? I mean… what did you do, back in those days, for people to consider you that way?
T: ::laughs:: well, it was more like what they suspected I did, because I got away withalmost everything I pulled.
P: Like what?
T: Let's see… ::pauses to think:: Ah, I have one! The best story of them all. Hehe, my parents would kill me if they ever found out. You have to promise never to tell my parents, okay?
P: What happened?
T: Hehe, well, I was seventeen, so you must have been around three. Goten was over my place, and we put sleeping pills in my parents' drinks. Man, they were knocked out cold that night. After we made sure they were asleep, we had a house party. They were sleeping soundly while we threw the biggest bash of the year! They woke up, and we had stayed up all night cleaning the place. They had no idea that we did that. Most of the alcohol was served outside in the garden just so no beer would spill in the house. Man, that was a great party… Gosh, there must have been hundreds of people there.
P: Why is that the best story of them all?
T: ::laughs:: Well, when I usually tell it, it's not to mention the party I had, but rather the personal things that happened that night.
P: ::nudges Trunks:: what personal things?
T: ::grins:: personal.
P: Aww, but I'd love to hear. Why can't you tell me?
T: Because you're not old enough to talk about such things. ::chuckles::
P: I am too! Come on, why is it a big secret? If I were older, would you tell me?
T: ::sighs with a grin:: Well, let me put it this way. I walked in a boy, and I came out a woman.
P: ::gape:: Excuse me?!
T: Huh? ::blink:: What? ::looks to the director:: What did I say?
TAKE 2:
P: Aww, but I'd love to hear. Why can't you tell me?
T: Because you're not old enough to talk about such things. ::chuckles::
P: I am too! Come on, why is it a big secret? If I were older, would you tell me?
T: ::sighs with a grin:: Well, let me put it this way. I walked in a boy, and walked out a man.
P: Huh? Oh, you mean you had sex? I would hope so, especially if you were hosting such a party!
T: Heh, yeah, well. I don't know if you'd really call it sex. Let's just say that I was really drunk and, well, so was Goten, and well… um.
P: You're not about to tell me what I think you're going to tell me…?
T: Oh no, no! Nothing like that… Well, maybe… I mean NO! Just… don't tell my parents, okay?
TAKE 3:
T: ::laughs:: Well, when I usually tell it, it's not to mention the party I had, but rather the personal things that happened that night.
P: ::nudges Trunks:: What personal things?
T: ::grins:: Personal.
P: Aww, but I'd love to hear….
T: Okay then. I'll tell the story, but don't say I didn't warn you! That night, I lost my virginity to the most beautiful women I have ever known in my life! My great Kami, those two were the absolute perfect beings. And, man… Oh, Pan, can you imagine… they were twins! Ahh, you should have seen them. They were absolutely gorgeous, and they were from out of town.
P: ::blushes:: Ehh…
T: Ah man… That night was so great. It was definitely one of the best moments of my life. Gosh, I don't even remember their names, but yeah, that night was great.
P: Uh, Trunks, that's… nice…
T: Later on – man, it must have been years later – I ran into them when I was just out of college. They looked just as beautiful as the last time I saw them. Can you believe they didn't remember me? I mean, how many people have they done in their lives for them to forget me? Or else, maybe they were too drunk to remember what happened. That really could have been the case.
P: Trunks, um… ::blush::
T: Huh? ::pauses:: Oh, yeah! Uh, I mean "you're not old enough to talk about such things."
P: Yeah, Grandpa, you might want to cut some of that.
T: Wait a minute, 'Grandpa'? ::looks around:: Goku? ::gasps as he notices Goku hiding with the video camera:: GOKU?!!! You are filming this?
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-11/27/04-