OUTTAKES, 2nd Volume
(Baby Saga Edition)
Intermission!
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Surprise! I'm doing an Intermission set of Outtakes, since we have just now reached the halfway point of the Baby Saga! So sit back, relax, and laugh your head off! Outtakes are BACK! X) And please pardon the period dots that separate the "!"s and the "?"s as I bypass the Quickedit deletion process (it delets them if they are back to back)
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Chapter 28: Experimental Menu…
G: Oh PLEASE can we go to Hammys?.!.?.!
T: No!
G: PLEEEEASE
T: NO!
G: Please with a cherry on top!
T: NO!
G: Please with a sugar filling?.?.?
T: No.
G: Please with marshmallows and pickles and onions?
T:.:gag:.: No.
G: Please with mushrooms and celery and hot dogs?
T: .… ehh…
G: Please with mustard and whipped cream and tofu and carrots and frog legs?.?.?
Trunks:.:gag:.: Aaaaugh... :.:gag:.: Fine, just stop it! Augh, I'm sick enough as it IS…
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Chapter 30: One Down
Baby:.:cackles, watching Trunks suffer on the floor:.: You've given me trouble in the past, son. You'll find that this time, you won't be able to win the battle.
Director: CUT! Okay, this is where you proceed to kick Trunks in the side.
Baby:.:nods:.: Got it.
Director: STUNT DOUBLE!.!.! Where's the STUNT DOUBLE?.!.?.:.:claps hands:.: Come on, guys move it, we don't have all day!
Mirai: Coming, I'm coming!.!
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Chapter 34: Attempted
P:.:releases a desperate muffled scream:.: MHBMMM?.:.:hits his back with her fists:.:
T:.:breaks kiss and cackles:.: Are you getting excited yet?.!
P: You bastard! :.:slaps his face with a loud –CRACK!–:.:You'll never get away with this!
T:…
P:…
T:…
P:…
T:…oooooOOOWWwwww!.!.:.:tenderly touches his cheek:.: What'd you do that for?.!
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Chapter 43: The Good, the Bath, and the Uglier
Pc:.:whips out Rubber Ducky:.:
P: What are you DOING?.!.?.!.?.!
Pc: What does it LOOK like I'm doing? Now scoot over, I need room for my Choo-Choo boat.
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Chapter 44: Yahtzee
Ancient Kai: Oouuuuu!.!.:.:clenches fists together:.: FINE!.!.!.!.!.:.:shakes fist toward Goku:.: But you have to cook your own rice! And mine too!
Kibito:.:blinks:.: What about for me?
AK:.:huffs:.: Oh yes, I forgot about you.
K: Hey!.:.:frowns:.: Are you still upset that I beat you in that Yahtzee game?
AK: You cheated! :.:shakes fist at K:.: I know you did! Nobody beats me in Yahtzee!
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Chapter 45: Seussified!
H: Buu! Buu! What're we gonna do!
B: Buu find Pan, and Green Man too!
H: Aww, Buu! Thank you, Buu!
Don't know what Ah'd do w'out you!
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Chapter 46: When a Capital One might come in handy…
P:.:drops dragonball:.:
Pc:.:dives for the ball: AHH NO!.!.!
:.:ball shatters on the ground:.:
P: Ooops... :.:cringe:.: That wasn't expensive... was it?
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Chapter 46: The Summoning
TAKE 1:
Pc: ARISE VERSHMORGADORF!
TAKE 2:
Pc: ARISE GOKU!
GtheD:.:arises from the dragonballs:.: Who has awakened me from my slumber?.?
Pc: Ah:.:blink.:.: Woa, woa, are you… Are you Goku?.!
GtheD: Yes! What is your wish?
Pc: Excuse me!.? YOU are NOT my dragon. There has to have been some kind of mistake. :.:looks to Pan:.: Did you have anything to do with this?.!
P: Hey hey:.:brings hands up:.: I didn't do anything to it…!
Pc:.:glares:.: Only you would have put Goku's HAIR on my model!
P: I swear!.!.! I didn't do it!.!.!
G:.:Goku walks on set, holding a script and whistling:.:.:looks over to them:.: Oh hey, guys:.:looks up:.: OH WOW! Is that the dragon?.:.:steps back in surprise:.: Heeyyy! He looks just like me!
Pc: Goku, did you do this?.!
G: Huh? Me? No, the only thing I did today was eat and play with a clay figurine I found lying about in the props section. :.:blink:.: Why?
Pc:.:hangs head in hands:.: My God, Goku, I wish you didn't have to be so stupid all the time.
GtheD: Your wish has been granted.
P & Pc: WHAT?.!.!.!.!
G: Huh?.:.:blinks:.: I'm not quite sure I comprehend his statement. Would it a veritable assumption to conceive the notion that I have currently attained an ascended pragmatic ability to acquire esoteric vernacular and an acute perception of –
Pc: –Oh just shut up, Goku. :.:groans to Pan:.: This is just great. He's worse than ever…
TAKE 3:
Pc: ARISE TROGDOR!.!.!
P: …? Trogdor?
Pc:.:shrugs:.: Trogdor was a man. He was a dragon man. In fact, he was just a dragon.
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Chapter 48: No, Luke…
Gh: Piccolo never told you what happened to your father.
P: He told me enough! He told me you killed him!
Gh: No, Pan. I … killed KENNY!
P: No, No that can't be! That's impossible! You BASTARD!
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Chapter 50: Hypocrite
Gt: Get back to bed NOW, or else I'm going to report you to Lord Baby.
T:.:fakes a yawn:.: You'd never do that, you hypocrite.
Gt: Heheheheh... Heheheheh!.!.!
T:.:huffs and rubs knees:.: You probably don't even know what that word means.
Gt: Sure I do.
T: …
Gt: …
T: …?
Gt: I looked it up in the dictionary and saw it meant 'Trunks'!
T: …
Gt: …
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Chapter 51: Now I Can Go to the Movies!
Goku: So I press this blue button right here?
AK: Yes, but before you press it -
:.:Goku presses it:.:
:.:Lawnmower zooms off without him:.:
Gk: Hey HEY!.!.! Wait up, I'm supposed to be on that thing!
:.:Lawnmower comes out and zips over him:.:
:.:Goku stands up with his entire gi shaved off him. His clothes fall down:.:
AK: Goku! You're naked!
Goku: Oh my god, I got a haircut!
AK/GK ...!.!.!.!.!
Gk: YAY:.:cheers:.: Won't Pan be proud!.!.!
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Chapter 51: New Job!
TAKE 1:
Ancient Kai: Goku... I have a new job for you!
Goku: Oh really?.! What is it:.:rubs hands together:.:
Ancient: You can be my pool boy
TAKE 2:
Ancient Kai: ... my garbage man
TAKE 3:
Ancient Kai: My dog washer
TAKE 4:
Ancient Kai: My hair stylist
TAKE 5:
Ancient Kai: My personal therapist.
Goku: Alright, tell me what's on your mind.
Ancient Kai: Well… it all started when I was a boy…
Goku: ACK:.:jumps up:.: CUT! Stunt Double!.!.!.!
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Chapter 52: Join Us
TAKE 1:
Gh: Join us, Piccolo, and together we can be Tuffles!
Pc: No way, I... snicker Hehehaha, sorry, sorry. Lets try this again.
TAKE 2:
Gh: … and become a Tuffle!
Pc: I...-snort- Hahaha, sorry, I... HAHA...
TAKE 3:
Gh: And then you can become a Tuf... heheheh…
Pc: Heheheahahha
TAKE 4:
Gh: Ahhhan den juw khan beekhom a Schwarzenegger-jin!
Pc: HAHAHAHAHA :.:falls back:.:
Director: CUT! Goddamnit, people, stop goofing off and get serious!
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Chapter 52: Accidents Happen
Pan: No!
Pc:.:fires Special Beam Cannon:.:
:.:cannon shoots Pan right through the heart:.:
Pan: Ahhh… ahhh! Ahhh… ah…. :.:falls back, dead:.:
P: …
Pc: …
Gh: …
P: …
Pc: CRAP! I killed another one?
Director: CUT! Bring in the next stunt double!
Gh:.:smirks to Piccolo:.: You're on a roll.
Pc: Hmmph.
Gh:.:looks ahead.:.: But thank god it's not the real Pan, or else I'd KILL you…
Pc: …
Gh: … Shut up.
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Chapter 52: Blame the Artists
Gh: Now DIEEEE!.!.!.!.!.:.:fires huge ki blast:.:
Pc: No!.!.:.:takes the shot:.:
P: PICCOLO!.!.! PICCOLO NO!.!.!
Pc: Ahh... ahh... :.:stands up:.: I'm not going down that easily!
Gh: …?
P: …?
Pc: …?
Gh: Piccolo, I thought you were supposed to die?
P: Yeah, Piccolo, I really don't think you have any more lines.
Pc: What do you mean I die? I don't ever die. Since when do I die?.:.:flips through pages:.: I'm not seeing my death anywhere in here.
Gh: Yeah, the writers wrote in your death because um :.:flips through pages:.: you're supposed to blow up Heaven later on and save Goku from um... Hell…:.:flips through more pages:.: That can't be right. Why would my dad be in Hell?
Pc: Why would I be DEAD?
P:.:flips through pages:.: Oh I see… you were originally supposed to die by committing suicide on an exploding planet.
Pc: Since WHEN?.!.?.!
P: Hey hey hey, don't blame me. Blame the GT people. :.:puts down script:.:
Gh: Yeah, Piccolo, when in doubt, blame the artists.
Pc: Hoo boy!.!.!.:.:makes a fist:.: Are they going to hear it from ME!.!.!.!.!.!
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Chapter 53: Monologue
TAKE 1:
Director: Okay, Monologue Scene, Take One… and… action!
Gh: I have to tell you of a great vision
P: Save it for King Yemma.
Gh: The Tuffles… the most powerful race… :.:gag:.:
P: Only powerful because you possess people!
Gh: Yes! We Tuffles will spread! We'll… :.:snort:.: Heh… Hehehahah:.:stops and covers his face:.: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm just… This NAME… Hahaha, 'Tuffle' Hahaha… God, that's so stupid!
P: Come on, dad, get serious.
Gh: I mean… :.:puts hands in front of him:.: The 'Tuffles' , the most powerful race! 'Watch out! Here comes a Tuffle!' Hahahaha!
TAKE 2:
Director: And… action!
Gh: I have to tell you of a great vision
P: Save it for King Yemma.
Gh: The Tuffles… the most powerful :.:snort:.: Hehehehahaha! I'm –hahaha– sorry, but isn't there anything else I can say? I mean… come on, I'm supposed to be the bad guy here. How can I possibly be serious with this script! Hehehahaha!
TAKE 3: (Badass)
Director: And… rolling!
Gh: I know what you're thinking, rat. You're thinking, is he feeling tired after all this fighting? Well to tell you the truth, I am pretty forgetful about my own power. But being as this is a sensu bean, the most potent power restorer in the world and will give me the power to blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question:am I ready to die yet?Well are ya… Saiyan?
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Chapter 54: Dynamic Duo Strikes Again
Gh: And here's my trump card!
:.:pulls out an Ace of Spades from his pocket:.:
Gh:.:eyes go wide:.: Wait a minute!.!.:.:pats his pocket in a panic:.: Where'd the bean go?.?.?.?
T/Gt:.:(off set):.: Heheheheheh… :.:high five:.:
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Chapter 54: Daddy's Little Girl
TAKE 11:
Gh: Die, Saiyan! :.:fires a ki blast:.:
P:.:hit head on:.: Augh, aaahhh:.:falls to ground:.:
Gh: Ahh? Uh:.:stops and blinks:.: Ah, honey? Honey, are you okay?
P:.:lies still and growls slightly:.:
Gh: No, really, Pan! Pan did I hurt you? Are you okay? You don't have any booboos or anything do you? Any scratches?
P:.:mutters from the ground:.: Papa! Would you STOP ASKING ME and ruining the take?.:.:sits up:.: This has got to be the tenth time you've done this!
Gh: I know… I know, I just… I just want to make sure you're okay, that's all…
TAKE 12:
Gh: Die, Saiyan! :.:fires a ki blast:.:
P:.:hit head on:.: Augh, aaahghg:.:falls to ground:.:
Gh: Oh no! Oh no! Panny, are you okay:.:lands beside her:.: Speak to me, Pan. Can you hear me? Can you recognize me? Are you okay? Talk to me honey, please talk to me! Do you know my name? Do you need to see a doctor? Does anything hurt:.:continues questioning in a panicky voice:.:
P:.:sighs into the ground:.: I really should have stayed a waitress…
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Chapter 55: Snoopin'!
P's voice:.:over the wind:.: You lied ta me! You lied!
T: No, I didn't cuz its a pimp thang! I didn't lie:.:gets sucked into another mirror:.:
:.:mirror shatters:.:
:.:T suddenly holding P in spaceship:.:
P:.:looks up:.: What if sum-m sum-m comes between us?
T:.:smiles down to her:.: Listen ta me, Pan, Noth'n is going ta go wrong, n even if sum-m sum-m does, there's no way I could eva fo'get you.
Director: sum-m sum-m is sizzeriously wrong wit dat! 0.o
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